The Mudflats

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Archive for December, 2008

Racist Emails About the Obama Family Circulate on State of Alaska Computers.

Apparently a series of racist emails that originated outside, were forwarded dozens of times within the state of Alaska email system by state employees. And somebody didn’t think they were funny. One of the five e-mails obtained by The Associated Press asks about the outcome of the Democrat’s victory after all the time and money [...]
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Mission Impossible – Mudflats Goes to the Atwood Building!

As you may recall, a special craft project distinguished the Anchorage Mudstock meetup from all the others.  Attendees, using yellow duct tape, cut out little yellow mudboots, and affixed them to shiny holiday ornaments.  But these ornaments were not designed for any ordinary Christmas tree. Their destiny was greater. (Insert Mission Impossible music here…..) “mwThatOne, [...]
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Bedtime in Alaska – The 6th Day of Christmas!

On the sixth day of Christmas, My new Gov gave to me:   Six turkeys draining,   Five different colleges!     Four banned books     Three french pranks   Two shopping sprees   And a pit bull for V.P. And, we welcome you to the Night Kitchen Open Thread, already in progress!
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Don Young. Why?

You walk into my office and see me sitting in front of my computer, violently banging my head on the desk, obviously unaware of your presence. “Why?” [bang] “Why?!” [Bang] “WHY?!” [BANG] Suddenly noticing you, I rub my forehead and smile sheepishly. “Good morning,” I say. “I was just thinking about the fact that Don [...]

I’ve Got a Great Idea! Let’s Give Sarah Palin and Sean Parnell More Money!

No, I’m not delusional.  In fact, this is what a new state commission says ought to happen.  According to them, Sarah Palin’s salary ought to increase from $125,000/yr. to $150,000/yr.  So says the commission, formed last month, that is made up of people appointed by… (you know what’s coming, don’t you?)…Governor Sarah Palin. Just a [...]
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Bedtime in Alaska – The 5th Day of Christmas!

On the fifth day of Christmas, My new Gov gave to me:      Five different colleges!         Four banned books       Three french pranks         Two shopping sprees         And a pit bull for V.P. (Night Kitchen Open Thread is already in progress!)
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Senator Fred Dyson of Eagle River, Recipient of the Moose Nugget Award.

Hey, Eagle River! Behold Your Leader – Winner of the Moose Nugget Award!

I have received no less than three emails from constituents of Fred Dyson who were seeing red, after contacting him regarding Governor Sarah Palin’s ethics scandal. We all know that Sarah Palin was found guilty of abusing her power and violating the Alaska Executive Branch Ethics Act.  I’ll quote you right from the giant green [...]
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Newstalk 1080 KUDO Hosts Holiday Bash & Fundraiser!

The progressive talk station in Anchorage, KUDO is having its 2nd Annual Holiday Bash and Fundraiser this Wednesday night, December 17th, at 6:30 pm at one of my favorite local eateries, Organic Oasis. This year’s fundraising recipients are STAND DOWN, and Kid’s Kitchen. Everyone is invited to attend! STAND DOWN works with Anchorage’s homeless veterans. [...]
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Mudstock V in Anchorage!

This weekend, Anchorage Mudflatters came together for Mudstock V, right here in my home town! I’ve had several inquiries from people, wondering if I was perhaps lurking at a nearby table, or if I had infiltrated the group under another identity! I’m afraid I’m not cut out for that kind of stealth, and I’m sure [...]
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Bedtime in Alaska – 4th Day of Christmas!

On the fourth day of Christmas, my new Gov gave to me:     4 banned books         3 French pranks         2 shopping sprees         and a pit bull for V.P. And, the Night Kitchen is open and already in progress – HERE!
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Palin Apologizes. And She Doesn’t.

Never one to pass up the opportunity for national media attention, Sarah Palin called in to smitten Greta Van Susteren of Fox News,  to talk about the  arson committed  at the Wasilla church she attends. “I’ll leave it to the pastor to speak to,” Palin says in the FOX interview. “I apologized to the assistant pastor letting him [...]
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You Can’t Make This Stuff Up. Part 93.

Here’s a rumor that actually had me almost spitting my coffee this morning. We say that all the time, but really. Almost spit my coffee. Now, this is only rumor at this point, but according to the Alaska Ear, guess who Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich’s roommate was at Pepperdine Law School? I’ll tell you, because [...]

Palin Takes Two of the Top Ten.

As 2008 draws to a close, there are bound to be many “years in review” and “top 10 lists” as the media looks back at this year, which rivals any in recent memory for being absolutely steeped in colorful, and sometimes unbelievable political drama. Sarah Palin will undoubtedly be writ large as we review 2008. [...]
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Bedtime in Alaska – 3rd Day of Christmas!

On the third day of Christmas, my new Gov gave to me:  Three French pranks,     Two shopping sprees,   and a Pit Bull for V.P. *************************************************************** The Mudflats forums are back up and running! And there’s a new Night Kitchen Open Thread!  We’re chatting about the Iraqui shoe attack on George W. Bush.  [...]
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McCain Refuses to Endorse Palin for 2012.

So, four months ago, John McCain, his party’s nominee for President of the United States, chose Sarah Palin as his running mate.  Sure there were plenty of qualified candidates, but McCain, choosing the person to lead this country in the event something should happen to him, put Sarah Palin on the ticket with him.  She [...]