Cake, Ice Cream and Song!
Well, it’s Sarah Palin’s birthday today. And it seemed only right to acknowledge it somehow. The usual traditions are cake, ice cream and song. But since we can’t find any cake, and suspect it’s on its way to Western Alaska where the “Let Them Eat Cake” philosophy seems to be in full swing, we are left with ice cream and song.
Several noteable figures have been memorialized in ice cream, thanks to Ben & Jerry. There’s Cherry Garcia, and Stephen Colbert’s AmeriCone Dream…so we thought it would be fitting to come up with the perfect Sarah Palin ice cream flavor. Mudflatters, as we all know, are a creative and clever bunch, so the suggestions for our contest were numerous! I picked out more than 30 that had been posted in comments and emails, and added a few myself. If I have overlooked your brilliant suggestion, I apologize. But, I wanted to keep the field reasonably manageable.
So, vote for your five favorites below, and I’ll suggest it to Ben & Jerry. You just never know.
Now, for the song. The traditional Happy Birthday to You song is just so….well….plain. Mudflatter Secret Shopper for Hungry Kids, who must have been a lyricist in a past life, has teamed up with her hubby to offer the following birthday song. Everybody join in to the tune of “Another One Bites the Dust.”
*Another One Under the Bus (Updated)*
Many thanks to John Deacon and Queen!
Sarah walks haughtily down the street
With the Evangelical’s dough
Watch your back, don’t look at your feet
Cause the knife hilt’s starting to show
Are you ready, hey, are ready for this
Are you a member of the media elite
Out of the doorway the pitbull strikes
To the sound of the beat
Another one under the bus
Another one under the bus
And another one’s gone, and Talis is done,
Another one under the bus
Walt, I’m gonna get you too
Another one under the bus
How do think I’m gonna get Vuitton
Without the RNC
I took them for everything that they had
Katie, don’t you know it’s all about ME
You can muck it, you can duck the press
Or subpoenas when you feel the heat
Out the doorway the pitbull bites
To the sound of the beat
Another one under the bus
Another one under the bus
And another one’s gone like my brother Wooten (pronounce Woo-Tawn)
Another one under the bus
Mike, I’m gonna get you too
Another one under the bus
There are plenty of ways to kill a man
And make sure that he’s screwed
You can yank him, Bailey Frank him
You can send out Todd
You can fly with leaking fluid
But I’m ready, hey, yeah I’m ready for you
Cause my house and sports complex’s complete
Out of the doorway the pitbull strikes
To the sound of the beat
Another one under the bus
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The one about her being a n-word who lies. With nuts.
Sarah’s a gal, right? That being the case… umm… how do I put this delicately?
She ain’t got no nuts.
But she is a nut, eh?
How about some ideas for presents too?
Invisible blanket for invisible Tripp.
A visit from Fitzgerald who is armed with some tapes and e-mails.
A box of moose nuggets.
The ultimate birthday present?
An orange jumpsuit.
yes secret shopper, YES! An orange jumpsuit with a huge corsage pinned on it – is IS her birthday after all.
More fun (with ice cream)
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So, fast typing bloggers, don’t fret. We get it, even if it is seplled wrong!
And let’s not forget our canine pals. Give ‘em some of Sarah’s Turkey jer-jer-Jerky
I loved all the cards she got from Planned Parenthood, I put my money there.
Would also like to see her get a letter or official notice to appear in front of the US Grand Jury, to answer numberous charges, beginning with all her various ‘gates” as well as the IRS.
I’m pretty happy with a 5th place by Todd.
If second place is the 1st place loser, where does that leave Todd?
Total (hand on head) Loser!!!!!!!!!!
With The Dud not coming in first, Sarah Palin might soon get a real good birthday present: a cantankerous old ball and chain.
May it never leave her ankle.
How about a few party games? My favorite would be pin the tail on the GINO. Make that a paper wolf tail, and she has to run from on hiddy hole to another over a 20 mile track, while hunters with paint guns and camera’s shot her from an airplane.
Paula, OMG, I ready that right through with no trouble. :$
Geesh, I tohgt ervey one tpyed lkie taht.
ADN “Palin has been criticized for not doing enough to ensure state planes were available to take donated food and other supplies to the villages. Her administration has said it is hampered by laws that require an emergency declaration when the need does not fit the legal definition of an emergency.”
Her real B-day suprose should show up on the ADN Thursday…
party games, what fun! spin the (whine bottle)
Charades
(Bus) Wheel of (mis)Fortune
Oh Granny, good ame.
Maybe we can have her swim w/ the whales too and bet on who can hold their breath longest before drowning?
Or should I say…
Myabe we cna hvae hre siwm w/ the wahels too and bte who cna hlod tehir bearth lngogst befre dowrning?
What the heck? I prepared the dinner –
MSM wine
Inevitable word salad
RNC silk soup
TC grilled moose steak
served with Million Letter Planned Parenthood Potatoes and Lyin Beans
followed by Razz Berries and Cheatin Cheese
Dessert: _____________________ice cream
I was only able to vote for four flavors–my favorite, “Pipeline Pistach-also” was not on the list.
May we fix that, please? Also?
Happy Birthday, Governor Palin! May you have many more–but only one more as a public servant….
@Paula Her real B-day suprose should show up on the ADN Thursday… HUH???
Who wtnas proocpn wtih tiehr ice caerm?
Totally off topic: MY TEAM WON!
Tonight the UNC Tarheels played the Duke Blue Devils in Cameron Indoor Stadium (home of the BlueDevils). Duke has given up an average of 60 pts to other teams this season at home. Carolina whooped ‘em by 101 to 87.
Just had to celebrate a little bit.
Not everything in life is about politics. Except I bet Duke has more Republicans than Carolina.
We got dinner, we got t ice cream, we got song, we got games, we got PRESENTS – Now, who will send an invite to Sarah so she can join our party?
Dear GINO, soon FINITO – You are cordially invited to join the Mudpuppies to celebrate your birthday! Please check your broom, rifles and furs at the door.
The oven is warm, some on in my little pretty!
Secret Shopper (19:08)
Orange jumpsuit…beat me to that one…but, I do like Peaceful Granny’s paint ball idea…run, baby, run…LOL!
anon blogger (19:54:42)
Sorry to disappoint. Have had too many dreams of seeing GINO in orange! I think she would look marvelous in the color orange, don’t you?
Yes, that is one spunky Peaceful Granny! Like her idea.
pearl89 (19:52:16) :
Totally off topic: MY TEAM WON!
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way, way off topic: Us Jayhawks no longer resent your coach, your team, and your school- as we won the Final Four last year:-)
Good luck to Roy Williams, a class act
Happy Birthday to Sweet Sarah Palin,
Whose administration seems to be failin’;
AG Codpiece is gone,
With no whimper or song-
I hope to the Feds he’ll be wailin’
Just a little birthday salute from the anonymous mudpups (heh heh)
So many appropriate and good choices, but I went with something that would be recognizable to just about everyone if Ben and Jerry’s goes for it, so I picked the I Can See Fudge from My House. Rocky Road to Nowhere was my other top choice. I think anyone, even those who have left politics and Sarah as an all but forgotten bad dream, would know just who those two were about.
I’d say Happy Birthday, Sarah, but I just can’t bring myself to do it.
Secret Shopper (20:00)
Yes, I think you’re absolutely right! As a matter of fact, I think an orange jumpsuit would be very flattering to her figure and would go quite well with her hair color and brown eyes. I think she might have to rethink the color of that red lipstick, though…and don’t forget, flip flops instead of boots…what a sight….LOL!
Oh, and OT, I’ll second the congrats to Roy Williams. He is a class act. But I’m a very happy Jayhawk, even with our young team that has been doing surprisingly well.
Secret Shopper:
Yes a orange jumpsuit, very fitting….
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SueNo Gravatar (19:47:32) :
@Paula Her real B-day suprose should show up on the ADN Thursday… HUH???
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Paula? Surprise, surprise, surprise????
Are you writing a piece for ADN? C’mon, the suspense is killing me/us!
We should all send birthday cards,
signed:
A blogger in jammies. We are watching You! And not liking what we see.
Can we pelase paly msuiacl selds?
“To me, fair friend, you never can be old, For as you were when first your eye I eye’d, Such seems your beauty still.”
Love, Talis
Fungible Commodity Crunch
I thought it was “Fungible Molecule Crunch”.
Anyway, that was my vote. Hilarious.
Hope she had a fun day. One wonders – Did she go out for a gigantic steak and also too a half-baked Alaska? Did she get a new pair of stilettos, also?
Another ice cream suggestion: Flagged molecule explosion
anon blogger (20:15:23) :
Yes, an orange-red lipstick. A red with too much blue will clash. I’m sure she won’t mind the flip-flops as long as they are from Neiman Marcus. And I’m sure she’ll want to add that giant diamond “Alaska” pin she loves.
@sauerkraut –
I answered your question over @ Margaret’s.
Happy Birthday Gov. Palin!
May you grow in wisdom and knowledge.
And please, please get some food and gas money to those who need it!
My fave is Heath (Behind) Bars Crunch.
How about “Palin Stalin Meltdown” – meltdown as in the Wicked Witch in the Wizard of Oz!
Before toddling off to bed, I raise a glass to midnight- when the 45th birthday of Unintelligent Design tips into the 200th birthday of Natural Selection. Tomorrow will be a better day!
Wait, we have to stop the bus! MY ice cream didn’t make it on the list – Neopolitician!
And…
Sorbetcha Surprise
Fruit Fly Pie
Maybe Sweet Sorbetcha instead.
screwpalin
Oh my word, can I really only pick 5? These are great!
Ice Cream for the Ice Queen!
two of mine made the list….[from my work email]
Karma Fudge Pie [hehehehe]
Heath behind Bars Crunch {my biggest wish]
Any ice cream associated with Sarah Palin makes me want to be sick.
There would be a few losers here and there eating it up, but ultimately it would FAIL, because who wants to eat sketchy melted ice cream?
But since ice cream flavors have been brought up on the Mudflats:
So you lived in Wasilla, got raped, were too poor to pay for what Mayor Palin charged to get your rapist nailed, what type of ice cream would you eat?
How about RAPE KIT WASILLA VANILLA? (out of stock)
Pretty lame, I know.
This is just too much fun! Here are my entries. . .
Fake Glasses Molasses
Media Elite Toot Sweet
Minor Flap Frappe
Couric Gotcha Surprise
Creation Crunch
Muthee Smoothie and
Pie in the Sky Fat-free Budget, Also
Wink, Wink, Sarah!
Cherry Pitbull Swri
where’s everyone, CA time zone is a killer
Jelly Belly Very Berry
it comes with 5 of those mini B&J ice creams in different fav’s
kiwink…[kiwi & wink, it’s green with slivers of dark choc\
@ PalimoniumNo Gravatar
Creation Crunch
Muthee Smoothie
That hurts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sarah Palin, as governor of Alaska, charges survivors of rape, sexual assault, and incest for an assault exam kit, average cost, $180. If the rape/incest survivor cannot pay, all the evidence is thrown in the garbage. That is wrong. Sarah Palin, in her jurisdiction of Alaska’s governor, has made the state pretty much open season for rapists.
Good list of Choices:}
i was thinking Moosepucky Gobbler Cobbler myself:}
Moosepucky Gobbler Cobbler would be Apricots covered in Dark Belgium chocolate surrounded by White chocolate to symbolize snow.
well……
Wher’zSarah(Banana)Split?
Nooseberry Swirl
Trooper Scoopa Nuts
Non-Dairy I Scream
ImPeachable Dream
Non-Dairy VeePy Queen
Wow, I’ll just have to vote tomorrow. I’m just too tired to make reasonable choices tonight!
Sarah Palin is the biggest fraud I’ve ever heard of, like what is WRONG with society that this NO MIND has not yet been impeached?
I hate to use to word hate but I hate Sarah Palin because I HATE HER OK.
Please excuse me while I write letters to try to get Sarah Palin impeached.
Ok – is this revolting enough for Palin’s ice cream flavor?
Mooselini Zucchini Scallopini
Yes, I see it as a mixture of moose meat, zucchini, scallops and perhaps some low bush cranberries on top to make it really Alaskan. Oh, and served in a bowl made out of duct tape.
In What Respect Charlie Cherry
Okay NY -I liked all these flavors, but that one got me rolling.
Birthday present… Patience child
Pallin’ round Pistachio ?
It has to be something that B+J might actually be able to make.
Love Rocky Road to Nowhere. It has total possibilities. Also, I can see Fudge from my House. Those two have definite appeal.
We ARE a clever bunch. I didn’t know we were submitting, or I would have worked on that!
Birthday present – ‘Tales from my Father’ and ‘The Audacity of Hope’, by President Barack Obama.
Read something decent and Learn from it you stupid woman.
Good morning CT!
I posted the Bush flavors a day or two ago and asked for Palin ideas. Everyone just started posting ideas & AKM decided to put the ideas to the test. A fun birthday game, huh?
So many ideas in such a short time. What a creative bunch we are!
Another ice cream flavor: fruit fly flake.
I liked Nut’n Done and Impeach Cobbler the best.
@Pearl, Congratulations.
OT, but Gov Winky’s press conference is on video on Shannyn Moore and The Immoral Minority blogs.
http://shannynmoore.wordpress.com/2009/02/11/sarah-palin-wishes-herself-a-happy-birthday-press-conferencealso/
Reporter Bob Tkacz takes her on in the Palin Snark Personal vs. Personnel video about Talis Colberg. It is well worth watching. She does so much spinning, both literally and figuratively, you will be dizzy after it.
Did you guys see Joaquin Phoenix on Letterman? Mental ilness or drugs? It was so bizaar.
Oh for putz’s sake! How long are those Iron Dog dudes gonna hang around Nome drinking cocoa and tinkering with their carbs? I can’t wish the Dud into a snowbank if he’s sitting in front of a damn fire all comfy.
She says nothing as far as what SHE has done. And the expression -wow is she just oozing compassion or what? Looks painful for her to even have to waste words of the Bush families.
Devoid … that’s what she is. Maybe she’s finally cracking. Keep up the pressure!
We are already celebrating Darwin´s birthday in this part of the world since, oh something like 14 hours and 31 minutes. Thank heaven for Darwin, he he he.
His facebook page made it over 200 000. That was the goal. I´m making apple muffins. Not symbolic, just good.
Darwin and Lincoln: Happybirthday! My ice cream o-meter has flopped on these guys.
paula…do you ever sleep, girl !
Those Iron Dog pussies don’t even travel in the dark. The racers will be released today at 8am, with the top ten being separated by their actual time differences.
I find some of the coverage offensive. There was some article from NYT last month about the race being “the last frontier.” Moose pucky. The Iditarod shows much more frontier spirit than those idiots on snowMOBILES. Or how about people like Ann Strongheart who actually have to ride their machines to do something USEFUL, like getting groceries. I’m just completely pissy about this stupid race. Waste of fuel, polluting as hell, just an ego builder for Alaska guys with heads that already won’t fit in their cars. Stupid stupid stupid. Darwin Award for the entire lot of them. Bleach in the gene pool. Maybe all that bouncing around will kill all their worthless sperm.
I sleep from 11pm to 6am. I work from a home office, have no boss and am on the computer almost all day of every day. For work, for fun, for news, for clips (we don’t have TV). The internet is my lifeline
Fruit Fly Pie
That’s my favorite!!!!!
Ooooohhhhh !! I came up with another one.
Ayerhead crunch, with nuts. (Airhead?)
heh heh…I’m at work, walking around thinkin’ and plannin’.
A good birthday game for Sarah…
Pin a long nose to a picture of Sarah Palin, as I would call it Palinocchio
A gift for Sarah; a copy of Oral Communication 101.
Not that I am a great speaker, but I didn’t not blink about running for VP or P in 2012.
I’m with you womanwithsardinecan, I think this race is a stupid ridiculous selfish waste……it’s hard to believe people would risk their life or limb end up disabled or whatever, really thinkin about their families aren’t they.
we should work to outlaw this type fuel usage.
so I have some flat rate boxes of food ready to go, in one I put a large bottle of liquid laundry soap that kinda bulges the box, it’s not exactly flat. anyone this this will be a problem? it wouldn’t be worth ruining all the food, maybe I’ll take it back and buy smaller bottles.
also, it wouldn’t cost much at all to send parcel post a box stuffed full plastic bags would it?
@Say No — I’d definately recommend the dry laundry soap! Don’t know when I last looked for it at the store, so I sure hope it’s still an option!
Birthdat Gift: What Not To Wear gift card/shopping spree with Clint & Stacy…
I can see Clint looking at her outta the corner of his eye, telling GINO “It’s time to leave the 80s fashions behind girlfriend.” Stacy would be on the sidelines just shaking her head in disbelief….
@womanwithsardinecan –
I’m with you on the Iron Dog. YAWN! What’s so inspiring about a bunch of guys who ride their snowmobiles all day every day? That’s a sport? And a lot of these guys have families! What do their families do while they spend all of their time riding around?
Many work on the slope (or similar rotating schedule) and spend virtually all of their non-work time “training” for this by riding around. If they work on the slope they don’t need the money that this brings, so I just don’t get it.
Be a real man & spend time with your families!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I could understand if it were populated by a bunch of young guys (or girls) without real responsibilities, but all of those guys with kids to raise! What sucky priorities!
wow, lol, Sarah must be seeing red over reporter Bob Tkacz’s pressing questions over the Talis resignation during her press conference. I betcha she’s cursing him, stomping feet and ranting. She maybe even has a migraine now. A birthday present of aspirin for Sarah. Maybe some Maalox also.
maybe he’s color blind and wasn’t under her red dressed male attraction spell, lol……loved her squirming and spinning trying to get away from the questions. Swinging her chair back and forth, can we say nervous anybody? she had to get snarky too.
New post at http://palinaroundwithpoohpooh.blogspot.com/
SMR…….your right, I’ll switch to dry soap……I’m so used to the liquid I wasn’t thinking.
on the snow MOBILE, lol, racing……I’d be livid if my hubby thought even once about risking his life and limb in such a stupid sport. What the heck, it’s more important then his family? what would a future be like for a family with a paralized or killed father or mother for that matter.
it’s too late to be sorry for a stupid choice after the fact, kinda like drinking and driving, it doesn’t take a whole lotta smarts to figure this one out…..selfish, self centered and unbelievable. it says they love el macho selves more than their family.
AND what a waste of time and family money.
Heres what I got in my email. Now that this story came out on CNN< 2 days ago, here is what I got from Alaska Stations. IT happened on her birthday.
Shes so empty in her words and body language.
http://www.ktuu.com/Global/story.asp?S=9831812
I have been forwarding the CNN story onto people and some of my friends are going to get a dinner, in Seattle, I also sent out that link in an effort to help.
The solutions may not be found overnight, but still a whole month later, she did NOTHING in her actions, it is only when this ended up on CNN that she even acknowledged this. I will send this video out, after the stories on CNN and Seattle. just to show a timeline.
Thanks for all your help AKM and to all the people who are letting people know. And happy birthday Darwin. We spent yesterday remembering the good people born so we had cake in honor of my Dad, What was her name, Sorry uhhh, i mean sarah. I dont know, this really irritates me at how disingenuous this gov is.
Two each chews his own… let the bad boys ride
mt… I almost got sick. They are trying to act as though they did something. Blah.
@ Paula, Good thing that there is a timeline that cannot be ignored. From what is documented She states that “numerous” times, but she quoted exactly she sent staff “three times”. But from what I remember she only sent 3 staff, once. Another thing I noticed is she made it sound like she was doing a huge service by extending hunting season, which is good, But lets consider Alaska natives should be on the board of fish and game. I believe (as a native) we should be able to go, hunt and fish in our usual and accustomed hunting grounds. The state regulations favor the “sports fisheries”. Much of those fisherman are non native and much of our food is sent out. But, that really isnt much. So basically, thats her quick answer to the crisis. Then, did you know to go hunting, it takes FUEL to get there nowadays? and to go fishing, IT costs more.. these days. Subsistence fishing doesnt mean “free” it means, that you have to find a way to even afford to go out, even in areas that it isnt as challenging as the Yukon area, that is challenging. Thats why I sent out emails, (my listserv is long too) in which , if you follow them, it shows she did NOTHING. all she is,,is talk. ALL TALK NO ACTION! I didnt get this, and the news reporters seemed sad to have to speak the truth…does the gov control the media or something? hmmm
The Dud wouldn’t last 50 miles in the Iditarod. I’m particularly pissed at him for invading my dream the other night. Found myself at a party with the Palins (oh barf, kill me now). While I was sitting on a couch, the Dud sat down next to me and started coming on to me. I was so disgusted I got up and went to the bathroom. Just as I was buttoning my pants, the Dud walks into the bathroom without knocking. I ran. Todd the Stalker. Just talking about him makes me want to wash my hands over and over.
mt- I get so tired of hearing her say “Yummy fresh wild Alaskan protein.”
Come on, tell me she feeds her kids a pound of raw unseasoned mooseburger with no sides & a glass of refreshing freshly melted glacier ice each evening. Get real. ALL TALK NO ACTION! is right.
As far as hunting, I just read an article the other day how the whites killed all the natives dogs in the 1960s and 1970s -Canada, I think it was. Reminded me of Palin.
Her expressions though….URG.
Womanetc. Poor thing. Couldn’t have been Pitt or Clooney, had to be that redneck Todd. What a waste of a night.
PaulaNo Gravatar (04:31:56) :
Did you guys see Joaquin Phoenix on Letterman? Mental ilness or drugs? It was so bizaar.
The others she squirms around like those turkey’s did before they got stuffed into a cone!
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I saw it, probably drugs, he looked like a homeless person. If I recall correctly he used to be somewhat good looking guy?
OMG! did you guys see the vids of GINO at Gryphen’s or Shannyn’s site?
Unbelievable! The first one she is talking about the villages with total “let them eat cake” contempt!!!
If you haven’t see them you must.
I don’t think “Sar-Rah” had a good b-day after all…..!
Well, reporter Bob Tkacz, that was refreshing! Kudos for trying to pin down that pinhead!
@ womanwithsardinecan
“Todd the Stalker. Just talking about him makes me want to wash my hands over and over”
Rumor has it from more than one source that your dream is not so far off the mark! But that’s just too slimy to think about on this beautiful sunny day in Juneau so I’m covering my ears going “la la la la-la-la LA-LA”. Repeat several times til something good comes to mind – like how we are all pulling together to help folks in Western Alaska!
Do you buy the orange jumpsuit at Saks or Nieman Marcus?
Other icecream flavors:
Winkin’ Blinkin’ and Todd Crunched
Nutless Wonder
MooseMeatloaf Marble
Foreleg Frenzy Fashionista
Prada Orange Jumpsuit Sorbet with flipflop shaped dark chocolate bits and dark orange hwy garbage sack shaped marshmallows
Turkey in the Cone Con Also
Pardon my Turkey Jerky
@ Say No TO Palin In Politics
You will know when you take the box to the PO whether it will work or not – my guess is that probably so. I have received some pretty weird shaped one rates myself, although I always send them out myself pretty flat.
Ann told us yesterday via email that she finally has lots of plastic bags – folks have been stuffing them in. I sent a bunch of those green fabric recycled carry bags and those work great, too because they are tough and have great handles. If folks stick in one or two of those hear and there when they mail boxes that would be a big help, too! Bless all of you who are sending boxes! My next box goes to Victoria, the Village Coordinator for Pilot Point & Ugashik.
http://anonymousbloggers.wordpress.com/another-village-in-need-of-help/
Shotgun shellin’ felon…
I was trying to come up with a wolf ice cream but apparently there are no words that rhyme with wolf.
While I was reading “Wild wind with gusts topping 60 mph knocked out power and disrupted travel,” here on the East Coast I was wondering -how are our Aussie friends?
Apparently David Letterman wished silly Sarah Happy birthday last night -
“I’m not saying how old Sarah Palin is, but she can see fifty from her house”.
She will so hate that joke also’ hahahahahahahahaha
Red Rum served on a Turkey Cone!
Caribou Barbie Banana Surprise.
Skinny White Lies Surprise
Note: there is nothing surprising about theses flavors!
oooops…. IN a Turkey Cone!
‘a cherry short of the full tutti frutti’
How about some Baby Beluga Berry Sorbet or Save the Polar Bears Parfait
PAULA…I feel your pain, here are my attemps at ‘somthing wolf’
Crouching Wolf Bitten Hockey Mom [sounds kinda like Crouching Tiger Hidden Tiger...might make a better movie]
Wolf in Sarahberries Sauce
Wolfing ticket furry
Wolf berries [buries] Sarah
grandma nancy at 5:49 —- OOOOOH — i completely forgot about the fruit fly gaffe palin made………ouchy ouchy. bet those gals don’t forget her stupidity.
Wolfa Limpin’ Walnuts Also
Pretending I’m Pregnant Parfait?
Interesting tidbit from the “literbox”:
Rumor out of the Wasilla, Alaska, area is that Sarah Palin’s future son-in-law, Levi Johnston, has knocked up another young lady.
No word yet on the reaction from Bristol Palin, who recently gave birth to Levi’s baby.
More to come.
http://run4chocolate.wordpress.com/2009/02/11/the-rumor-mill-bristol-palins-fiance-cheated-on-her/
Sorry “Litterbox” LOL!
Martha! IN a turkey cone! I was trying to find some way to tie in the turkey angle but it just didn’t seem appealing…the cone part is hilarious!
I thought about ARCTIC PLUNDER also…white chocolate with a swirl of raspberry in tribute to the wolves bleeding on the snow. Ewww..!
crystalwolf a.k.a. caligrl; bet GINO wants a DNA Test on the woman – something she’s not willingto do herself. After all she can’t have a bunch of Baby-mamas tring to get with her [future-soon-to-be-anyday now] son-in-law.
Too bad that internship on the North Shore fell thru….
maybe he’ll be finish w/ high School by the time the baby is birthed…
Hey, it’s just a rumor…
Baby Bump Bubble Gum fav’ ice Cream
ARCTIC PLUNDER that’s nice 264 Crayons…Thunder works too
Kmart Palin Blue Lite SpecialNo Gravatar (10:33:52) :
crystalwolf a.k.a. caligrl; bet GINO wants a DNA Test on the woman – something she’s not willingto do herself. After all she can’t have a bunch of Baby-mamas tring to get with her [future-soon-to-be-anyday now] son-in-law.
Too bad that internship on the North Shore fell thru….
maybe he’ll be finish w/ high School by the time the baby is birthed…
Hey, it’s just a rumor…
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Yeah, a rumor……??
Oh Goodness Gibblet Gravy fav’ yougur…yummmie
wow! Sp has had a sudden revolution and is now in favor of BIRTH CONTROL??? she is so slow that it took only 45 years to figure out that access to BC reduces the abortion rate?? maybe cause Levi is impregnating so many young girls??
Ann, I’ll send my boxes to Victoria, thanks for the heads up.
Also, do people in AK have family or friends in the states do shopping for them and then ship? I don’t know if the savings on products costing less but with shipping would save or not.
I wondered if it would help your dollars go further (when things finally get back on track). Kinda like a long distance personal shopper, lol. Seems like anything that would fit in these flat rate boxes would be a good thing for us to buy for you.
When I look at your personal shopping list some things seem real out of wack……like Koolaid, canned veggies, spaghetti noodles, tp, cuppa noodles. We have warehouse type stores here called Aldi’s a no frills type store that have great prices.
We also have damaged goods stores, where a box of something like cereal has a crunched corner or a jar of something broke and got everything else in it’s shipping box messy. These damaged goods are refused at the store and returned to shipper who then sells them to a salvage distributors. Here in MO there are a lot of rural lower income families so these salvage outlets are all over.
We also have a grocery store that has a $1.00 dollar isle. Dollar stores are big too, lol, every item is a buck. It’s a good place to buy the cleaning stuff and some groceries.
I guess my point is I’d be happy to shop for someone if it would help. I can only spend so much of my own dollars on our budget, but I have time to donate, lol
Another thought…….have villages tried setting up a co-op purchasing directly from wholesale companies? Back in my hippy days we did this, it takes coordination and volunteers but it’s a neat concept. I wonder if something like that could work for maybe serveral villages in close in proximity.
One more question, well 2, lol, is pilot bread the same as soda crackers? and the tea, dried tea bags okay or bottled?
So I’m repacking my boxes and will send off at least 2 tomorrow from Missouri. The one I have with every spare inch completely stuffed weighs 19 lbs, lol……how are the post office guys handling this? Good sports about it? I’m havin a blast! I need to get more boxes from the po, I only grabbed 2 and shopped way bigger, lol.
HOW TO HELP……
Food Donations can be mailed to:
Pilot Point Food Drive
c/o Pilot Point Tribal Council
POB 449
Pilot Point, AK 99649
One of the quickest and easiest ways to help is to pick up a FREE flat rate priority mail box at the post office, fill it with items from the list below (remove extra packaging to fit more in the box), use Ziplock bags and other useful items as packing material and mail it to the address above.
Victoria’s list of suggestions…
We do not have babies under 1 y/o, at this time, and more elders in our villages so our ‘list’ is a little different.
Basics -
Flour
Sugar
Powdered milk
Powdered eggs
Toilet Paper is ALWAYS good
pasta- all kinds
dried fruit
canned fruit and veggies
Also we are low on meat, but do have fish – so anything of the canned meat is great – corned beef hash, Spam, etc.
beans
split peas
rice
brown sugar
crisco
bisquick/krustee
tomato paste
I think that is a good start.
Thank you ALL so much. It is hard when there is no store in either of our villages and the costs are so high to bring things in. The wait can be from a few days, for ‘local’ to 4-6 weeks, cheaper, for grocery orders to arrive. Families are hard pressed to guess and then stretch things to make it.
Thanks again,
Victoria
wolfpack attack?
Dang I messed up again – mine should have been
RedRum Raisin in a Turkey Cone (think Jack Nicholson)
I’m done beating my dead cone now..,
Very interesting article on men’s attraction to SP:
http://www.alternet.org/reproductivejustice/126081/sarah_palin_and_the_rise_of_the_playboy_electorate/
New Thread Alert (let’s get personal…)
@ womanwithsardinecan
“Todd the Stalker. Just talking about him makes me want to wash my hands over and over”
Rumor has it from more than one source that your dream is not so far off the mark! But that’s just too slimy to think about …
Do tell.
Womanwithsardinecan: What did you eat/drink before bed that night. Knock that stuff off!
OK, I’m back after getting steamed with the new thread. More indecency and lies from SP. So more ice cream to cheer me up:
Alaska Rapture with Nuts
Grifting away again (oh, that’s a song)
Sherrie’s Coffee Oxy
Bristol Bay Surprise
Bristol Bay Surprise? Would that be a dark chocolate ice cream (for the mine pollution from Pebble) with dead looking fudge fish and an orange sherbet swirl (for the copper)?
@ InJuneau
YES! And also, what kind of ingredients would indicate two Palin’s makin’ a third one? Snark! I know – but I’m still ticked at SP’s “101 Stories of How I Named Bristol”, and that was one of the reasons.
you guys have got to read this one…….juicy little tidbits……read the $25,000 PER MONTH!
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/22/us/politics/22mining.html?_r=1
“The Palin administration declined to investigate ethics concerns raised by a Republican lawmaker who says mining officials have tried to buy the loyalty of native leaders, not least by paying $25,000 per month to house workers in the homes of influential locals.
One of those houses is owned by Ethel and John Adcox, the parents of a close friend of Todd Palin, the governor’s husband. The Adcoxes say that the $25,000 vastly exceeds the typical rate for their modest guesthouse in the tiny village of Iliamna.
“We just feel privileged to live here when this money is being spent and villages are not dying,” said Ethel Adcox, a Yup’ik leader and distant relative of Mr. Palin.
Pebble is feeding her entire village — literally — with free steak and lobster dinners each Sunday, she said, adding, “It leaves a good taste in your mouth.”
OMG – here it is again, just like I said before…in your article link:
“I am a commercial fisherman; my daughter’s name is Bristol,” said Ms. Palin, then a candidate for governor. “
@Martha Unalaska Yard Sign
Maybe little white chocolate baby add-ins too?
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@ Say No TO Palin In Politics
Have you emailed that link to AKM?
OT What a hoot! Did anyone see on CNN that over $1,000,000 has been donated to Planned Parenthood in SP’s name? I think they said over 46,000 donations! Sarah is pissed, and even admitted that some are doing the same with wildlife societies.
Re Emmonak and the whole Yukon-Kuskokwim Delta. This administration’s apparent disregard for life in the villages is so unlike the Alaska I knew. And when I hear some advocate that those who can’t make a living there move the the city, I know they have never experienced life in that region. What do they think would happen if the urban areas of AK suddenly were inundated with folks whose only experience with earning a living was that of fishing, hunting, trapping, etc. that has always previously sustained them? I think what I dislike about SP and all her cronies is that it makes a state that I have a deep love and appreciation for, seem like a bunch of ninnies, liars and incompetents.
Hey, we have them here In GA, too. What about that peanut man that knew his product was tainted, and now refuses to testify?
All So Not Guilty All So!
Armageddon Gettin
Black Coal Gold
Polar Bear Where
Beluga Losea
Blackberry Bitch
@tigerwine (14:46:20) :
That man is just evil!
I know it’s too late, but oh well I will throw this ice cream flavor out there too:
Sarah Prayline Crunch
Another one: Say it ain’t sorbet, Joe!
great ice cream names people!
and no, Martha Unalaska Yard Sign………I didn’t sent the link to AKM, I figured Alaska already read it but it was new to me.
It’s amazing what ya find when diggin around on the internet, lol, wish it was my paying job.
Bristol Palin goes “On The Record”
From the website, Moms For Sarah Palin
“Next week Greta Van Susteren will have The Palin Family “On The Record” including Bristol Palin on her new adventure of motherhood.
Greta has always stood up for women in politics saying that you don’t have to agree with their politics but there isn’t a reason to be mean. That said I would think that Greta will do a good interview with Sarah Palin and her family. I guess if you are respectful then you get the interviews, what an interesting concept in today’s world.
Should be an interesting interview. “On The Record” airs week nights on the Fox News channel @ 9pm central time.”
I expect that Tripp will make his debut appearance in front of the cameras when this is broadcast on Monday evening, 16th February 2009.
Happy Valentines to all and sloppy moose love to Brian.
Here’s my ice cream suggestion:
Trackolate Wanillow Piperment Bristol Trigonometric Swirl