Join the Latest GOP Craze! Apologize to Rush Limbaugh!
This may be bigger than hula-hoops, cabbage patch dolls or Pokemon cards! The latest Republican fad seems to be apologizing to Rush Limbaugh. We all know that sometimes it’s hard not to speak your mind, especially when inspired to do so by the bloviations of America’s favorite….bloviator. But we also know that the Republican Party will have none of that. Apologies to Rush Limbaugh are coming thick and fast.
It’s not quite as much fun as the Palin Baby Name Generator, but now you can enjoy the Rush Limbaugh apology generator, and actually send the apology to Rush himself. And it’s absolutely free. The DCCC is getting quite a sense of humor it seems.
I do wish there were more selections to choose from, but the template is there and waiting for your input. You can also see the comments and subsequent tail-tucking apologies from Republicans on the sidebar.
Click HERE to begin!
And, not to knock the DCCC, but I know that Mudflatters will come up with many creative ideas that are not on the form. So feel free to generate your own apology using the following template, and post away!
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Dear Rush,
I’m so sorry that I called you _____________________________.
What I meant to say is that you are ________________________.
Yeah, sometimes I _________________________. Everyone knows we Republicans like to say one thing and do another, right?
You and I both know that in reality, you simply want President Obama to fail in this time of economic collapse. How can I disagree with that? Please accept my sincere apologies, oh great leader of the Republican Party.
Can’t wait to be on your show soon.
XOXO
Sincerely, _________________
P.S. ______________________________
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(If laughter is the best medicine, I’m sure after you all are finished with this, I’ll be doing cartwheels!)
I sent mine……hehehe.
Just… can’t… do… it
NOR do I want to put in writing today my exact words for those blanks! I will think them, yes. I will NOT write them down because I think my monitor would start melting, and then where would I be?
and I added a P.S. just so you will feel better AKM!!!!
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Oh boy, here we go, Fox reporting, no less.
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/03/03/rnc-wont-say-palins-k-campaign-wardrobe-went-charity/
Where are those clothes?
Crazy, does anyone know of any organizations doing get out the vote so we can change these.
ALSO, did They ever pass legislation for equal air time, I know Rush Limbaugh is on the radio all morning, with no opposing views?
Lance – The last time I saw ‘em , they were in a black trash bag against a red brick wall in the RNC headquarters. That’s what the picture and caption said.
this entry makes me chuckle at the possibilities…..
I’ll be over here in the corner thinking….
OT if you follow the link to the Fox story don’t read the comments, they will make you gag!
Dear Rush (aka Boss Hog)
I’m so sorry that I called you a big fat @#$%^&*!?*%$#@!!!!
What I meant to say is that you are a REALLY big fat @#$%&*?%$#@!!!!
Yeah, sometimes I forget my manners. Everyone knows we Republicans (Eww) like to say one thing and do another, right?
You and I both know that in reality, you simply want President Obama to fail in this time of economic collapse. How can I disagree with that? Please accept my sincere apologies, oh great leader of the Republican Party.
Can’t wait to be on your show soon (NOT)
XOXO
Sincerely, Big”Blistering Barnacles”Pete
P.S. @#$%^&*?*&%$#@!!!!!
my PS said, “yo-mama’s so ugly she makes you look pretty”. Guess I’ll have to apologize again.
Oh gosh,
I was very polite…too much of that peace pipe!!
I’m so sorry that I called you a blowhard warthog.
What I meant to say is that you are pitiable pusillanimous puffball.
Yeah, sometimes I overstate the obvious.
P.S. Next time you’re at your bully pulpit, do lash yourself down, to avoid an accidental demonstration of jet propulsion.
womanwithsardinecan – pity his momma. I assumed the Mutant Mothership tossed him upon us……….So a drug addict , convicted felon is “leading the GOP” ?? Gotta love it !!!
Dear Rush,
I’m so sorry that I called you an insane, lardass windbag.
What I meant to say is that you are pigfaced, racist liar.
Yeah, sometimes I mispeak and don’t get things exactly accurate. Everyone knows we Republicans like to say one thing and do another, right?
You and I both know that in reality, you simply want President Obama to fail in this time of economic collapse. How can I disagree with that? Please accept my sincere apologies, oh great leader of the Republican Party.
Can’t wait to be on your show soon.
XOXO
Sincerely, akdennis
P.S. If there is anything at all that I can do to assist you in your mission of destroying the Republican Party please don’t hesitate to contact me.
Just so credit goes where credit is due…it’s the DCCC not the DNCC.
Oops! Fixed. AKM
Oh – Rush……loved your all black get-up at CPAC…….only one thing was missing…..the fat gold rope chain around your neck.
P.S. Together we will scrounge up someone, somewhere who looks better to the American people than President Obama. Got any ideas??
Listening to Limbaugh is enough to gag a maggot. (
hehehe. so funny…love b
mt (09:46:32) :
ALSO, did They ever pass legislation for equal air time, I know Rush Limbaugh is on the radio all morning, with no opposing views?
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‘Equal time’ is a term that comes from campaign rules for access to airwaves.
The fairness doctrine, over turned in the Reagan era, required broadcasters to air opposing points of view.
I think reinstating the fairness doctrine would come from the FCC, usually under the direction of the president, not by law.
I like to remind fellow citizens that the airwaves are ours. Our property, and our right to control. In the interest of the public, the FCC regulates and licenses stations to broadcast on designated wavelengths.
I believe the public interest in making profit has been valued too highly, and fairness and public service has been undervalued.
OOPS……..Rush – Your stylist just called and reamed me…….she screeched that you “in fact” were wearing “neck jewelry”……and that I couldn’t see it……..when I said ” Well – it must of been hiding under a roll of fat ” She went crazy and right before she slammed the phone down I heard “It’s not MY fault I couldn’t find Walrus Size!!!”
Blistering Barnacles!
http://www.comicsreporter.com/images/uploads/captainhaddock.jpg
All hail Mt. Rushbaugh!
Do I address it to Jabba the Hut?
I saw that this morning and checked it out, could not bring myself to do it though. Apologize to Rush? Creepy, chills, shiver… not even for fun. No can do.
I think Palin still has some of the clothese and as far as the RNC… maybe they stashing them in case she runs in 2012. If they donated them to charity you know it was to some wingnut right wing fundy group, probably a group that promotes creation science or some other invalid unscientific idea.
Here is mine. I could not resist and I am not using my real name.
Dear Rush,
I’m so sorry that I called you a big, fat, blowhard, stupid F—head.
What I meant to say is that you are big, fat, dumb, blowhard, dumb republican f—head.
Yeah, sometimes I am a real moron just like you and most of your republican friends. Everyone knows we Republicans like to say one thing and do another, right?
You and I both know that in reality, you simply want President Obama to fail in this time of economic collapse. How can I disagree with that? Please accept my sincere apologies, oh great leader of the Republican Party.
Can’t wait to be on your show soon.
XOXO
Sincerely, _________________
P.S. Go F___ yourself!
Now You can keep an eye on the pig 24 – 7.
http://mediamatters.org/limbaughwire/
Dear Rush,
I’m so sorry that I called you a lying scumbag.
What I meant to say is that you are lying racist scumbag.
Yeah, sometimes I find you completely repulsive and don’t understand why anyone would give a rat’s ass about what you think.
You and I both know that in reality, you simply want President Obama to fail in this time of economic collapse. How can I disagree with that? Please accept my sincere apologies, oh great leader of the Republican Party.
Can’t wait to be on your show soon.
XOXO
Sincerely,
Sheesh
P.S. I like the new ‘Johnny Cash’ look. All black is a look that works for you Rush…hides those nasty sweat stains.
Sue in Kansas… you just had to say it and I just had to return to read the comments! Michelle has so much more class that Sarah could ever even imagine having. Michelle is so Jackie O vs Palins white trash black thigh high boots and red naughty monkey shoes. $150K plus and she still looked cheap. You can dress Palin up but can’t hide her lack of intellect, manners or etiquette.
Sorry to be slightly OT, even though it was mentioned a couple of times. I honestly believe that the clothes have not been donated by the RNC because that was never the intention – UNTIL she got caught and had to come up with “Plan B.”
I’m not sending a response to Rush Limbaugh.
He thrives on this kind of attention.
And the more negative, the more he loves it.
He’s as happy as a pig in mud…………
So I am not going to give into it…at all.
My mom always warned me I would be judged by the company I keep. Well, she needn’t worry about me and Rush. I have never listened to RL on the radio, TV, or any other media for more than the seconds it took to turn to another. Vile, hate filled, man.
And I, too, (also) judge others by the company they keep with him. Eeew!
The demise of the RNC is a beautiful thing to watch.
Who’s the most powerful GOPer? Pick from six (Palin didn’t even make the list
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/03/04/who-is-the-most-powerful_n_171674.html
DrChillNo Gravatar (10:43:45) :
mt (09:46:32) :
ALSO, did They ever pass legislation for equal air time, I know Rush Limbaugh is on the radio all morning, with no opposing views?
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‘Equal time’ is a term that comes from campaign rules for access to airwaves.
The fairness doctrine, over turned in the Reagan era, required broadcasters to air opposing points of view.
I think reinstating the fairness doctrine would come from the FCC, usually under the direction of the president, not by law.
I like to remind fellow citizens that the airwaves are ours. Our property, and our right to control. In the interest of the public, the FCC regulates and licenses stations to broadcast on designated wavelengths.
I believe the public interest in making profit has been valued too highly, and fairness and public service has been undervalued.
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DrChill, wasn’t PO going to do something about the fairness doctrine? That what I thought I heard all the RepubTalibani screaming about at one point…(afraid Faux news would disappear,lol)
Do you know if this is true?
re: WakeUpAmerica (10:38:17) :
“Listening to Limbaugh is enough to gag a maggot. (”
That’s great! Too funny! I love it.
Here’s mine:
Dear Rush,
I’m so sorry that I called you #&*&*^&&@#.
What I meant to say is that you are @#!%@)&*(_(&*&^ who likes to #%^&!@# and %&#$^*&.
Yeah, sometimes you know it’s true. Everyone knows Republicans like to say one thing and do another, right?
You and I both know that in reality, you simply want to *&^)&^##$%@^ in this *(&^%&*@^&%#^%. How can I disagree with that? Please accept my $#^%$@!#^&(&%^$^!, oh great leader of the Republican Party.
Can’t wait to be on your show soon.
XOXO
Sincerely, all of us.
P.S. Go &^%$#^&*% a ^%@*&(. You know what you like to do? You like to @#$%!&^#@^ and #$%!@^&*#%@$, then you $%@!#*&^$!%, and $#^%@*&#^$, and #^%@*&#^
Whew!! I’m going to take a nap now…
Haven’t had enough media bias boo hoo Palin? Here u go
http://washingtonindependent.com/32249/for-conservatives-palin-still-a-symbol-of-media-bias?disqus_reply=6879423#comment-6879423
I also sent mine from the site last night =) HEE!
Here is another version – just for fun =)
Dear Rush,
I’m so sorry that I called you a huge waste of blood.
What I meant to say is that you are a buffoon.
Yeah, sometimes I find it hard to pick which derogatory, yet surprisingly true, term to refer to you as. Everyone knows we Republicans like to say one thing and do another, right?
You and I both know that in reality, you simply want President Obama to fail in this time of economic collapse. How can I disagree with that? Please accept my sincere apologies, oh great leader of the Republican Party.
Can’t wait to be on your show soon.
XOXO
Sincerely, Me.
P.S. Black can only be slimming up to a certain point. And you’ve crossed that point.
Dear Rush,
I’m so sorry that I called your mother and told her what you do for a living.
What I meant to say is that you are the worst male exotic dancer ever.
Yeah, sometimes I just make sh@t up. So do Jindal and Palin, so I’m in good company. Everyone knows we Republicans like to say one thing and do another, right?
Can’t wait to be on your show soon.
XOXO
Sincerely, the problem child
P.S. Check your fly.
Heheh – made you look!
“Conoco Phillips, the state’s largest oil producer, today began notifying Alaska employees to be laid off as the company tightens spending in response to the steep decline in oil prices.”
So, will Palin be taking that evil bailout money? Anyone heard?
Absolutely brilliant. I laughed my head off. Man your guns though, he’ll be coming after you miscreants next.
AKM……I”ve been browsing some of your blog threads from before the Palin VP pick…….from before I knew you existed.
I read the one in JUly 30, 08….you encouraged Obama to come to AK, how the timing was perfect, Ted had just been indicted…….I wonder what would have happened with AK democrat and independent support if he had, before Palin was picked, course it all worked out, thank goodness, but do you think Obama support would have been stronger in AK? I do
It’s too bad Palin got in the way, he was going to go to AK……but then, the flip side is, a ton of us are now involved and interested in US politics, the world now knows Palin and AK corruption, a lot more about AK, which is a very interesting state, we were here and able to help the natives and we have each other.
I think it worked out very well. And it ain’t over yet, lol, group hugs!
http://mudflats.wordpress.com/2008/07/
Repubs get out of the way! there’s good work to be done!
also…..do you have the you tube link to Randy Pausch?……I’d love to watch the video…..I’ll see if I can search for it.
Thank you for you Blogg AKM! and thank you AK for all the awesome progressive bloggs.
One day I’ll go back and read all your threads, I know in the crazy months from the pick to the election I missed some.
I had a dream last night that I moved back to Cordova. I miss Alaska, but Palin has got to go – straight into obscurity!
The Problem Child -
Thanks! I needed a good laugh!!!
Maybe a little OT, but I made the mistake of looking at townhall.com over breakfast this morning. I’ve been in a terrible funk all day. Ugh! They talk of civil unrest in the most despicable (and frankly frightening) terms. Rush certainly has a vocal following. It’s unnerving how they want the country to fail. Some of them attempt to sound intellectual. They would claim to be strict constitutionalists, and they are comparing Pres. Obama to Hitler. Their argument in a nutshell: hitler was popular and elected in times of economic crisis, and then he turned the country socialist. They are themselves nuts, in their own nutshells! Of all insanities! The only suggestions or alternatives to Democractic Policy is “cut taxes”. They bring no new ideas, only axes to grind.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ji5_MqicxSo
AKM wrote: If you ever need to be reminded to breathe the air, find joy in being, and walk the Earth in gratitude, listen to his story. It’s rare that any person is able to help so many others see the world anew. So, thanks and farewell to Randy Pausch.
OMG … Iam watching MSNABC and now they are saying Rush want to challenge Obama on the AIR. Iam sorry Obama would not go that low.Any lecturing by Rush or the GOP should be done in front of a full-length mirror
Rush want to DEBATE Obama.. Comical. What pills is rush on now?
Hey SweatyPimpleFacedBouncySoCalledExDrugUser;
I’m so sorry that I only called you ‘SweatyPimpleFacedSoCalledExDrugUser, I should have shown you my center finger too also as well as and because
BHO is a busy man, Rush is for entertaiment purposes ONLY. BHO has zero reasons to meet him and put up with his howling…[he would slam dunk Rush]…
Were Rush to pull it off – it REALLY means that he’s the NEW leader, maybe he’s eyeing 2012, or would he TELL his loyal followers to vote for GINO?
Why would President Obama want to debate a fat hack entertainer named Rush Limpd**k ?? Then President Obama would be accused of “palling” around with a convicted ,drug addict felon. Rush – waddle your bisquit butt out the door of your Palm Beach mansion and jump in the Atlantic and see if you can get a migrating she-whale to……….oh..never mind , she wouldn’t give you the time of day.
Kmart – Rush is a convicted felon. He ain’t running for squat.
“bisquit butt”
Now I have to give up bisquits…thanks AustinTX, thanks!
I know all this is fun, but I really think too much attention is being paid to the fat man. He is getting off on all this attention. This is beyond scary that he thinks he is so important now that he can challenge President Obama to a debate. I wish everyone would just ignore him. Just sayin….
I say give him all the attention he wants. He’ll get so pumped up that the likelyhood of saying something so outrageous that it pisses off his ‘base’ goes up exponentially.
Lance the Boil aka Crust Scramble (09:45:01) :
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Oh boy, here we go, Fox reporting, no less.
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/03/03/rnc-wont-say-palins-k-campaign-wardrobe-went-charity/
Where are those clothes?
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I think this would have been on topic on the previous Corrupt Bastards Club post. IRS and truth tellers, where are you? Again, this should end up on the SNL Weekend Update “REALLY?” segment, Seth Meyers. Jes sayin’….
I don’t know a lot about leasing rights sold for oil or mineral usage………have the money from lease sales gone to the state of AK? Fed Gov? or both?
can anyone help me out with this?
http://www.e360.yale.edu/content/feature.msp?id=2086
Offshore Drilling in Alaska:Time to Slow the Rush
In the last eight years, vast areas of offshore Alaska have been opened to oil drilling. Now, a conservationist argues, the Obama administration must reverse the Bush-era policies if the state is to avoid irreparable harm to Arctic wildlife and to some of the most biologically productive waters on earth.
by margaret williams Nov. 08
“In recent years, the troubled Minerals Management Service has moved to develop offshore Alaska with an alacrity rarely seen in a federal agency. In the past year alone, the MMS has expanded the territory available for leasing in Alaska’s offshore waters from roughly 10 million acres to more than 80 million. Earlier this year, MMS leased 2.9 million acres of that newly opened territory to oil companies in the remote Chukchi Sea. In addition, another 25 million acres of state and federal lands in the U.S. Arctic — onshore and off — are open to oil and gas leasing; of that,13.5 million acres have already been leased. The only area that now remains totally off-limits to oil drilling is the coastal plain of the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge. ”
“In addition to slowing the rush to drill in Alaska waters until comprehensive scientific studies are conducted, the new administration should consider buying back some or all of the $2.6 billion in leases sold last February on the Chukchi Sea. A precedent exists for such action: Following the Exxon Valdez spill, the federal government paid $90 million to re-purchase leases in Bristol Bay. “
Dear Rush:
I’m so sorry I called you a sadistic hypocritical parasitic conservative-pig-with-your-nose-in-the-trough-to-hell-with-America-what’s-in-it-for-me typical republican slob (like me) with a big loud fat mouth (like mine) driven by a pea-like brain (like mine) and pathological blabbering for blabbering’s sake and a fat-and-getting-fatter addiction to steaks, steaks, and more steaks (have you heard of Steakeaters Anonymous?).
What I meant to say is you’re are an abusive smelly slimy slug who has nothing better to do than spit vile paranoid insults at people who disagree with you, characterizing and loudly bullying them as LIBERALS, and you (we) fantasize you (we) can someday simply JAIL ALL LIBERALS (and bloggers)! (after Palin gets elected president) (unfortunately for republicans like us she will almost certainly trip and fall on her face well before Nixon did).
Yea, sometimes I inadvertently succumb to honesty and other “Liberal-goody-goody” antonyms of wholesome treachery. Everyone knows we Republicans like to say one thing and do another, right?
You and I both know that in reality, you simply want President Obama to fail in this time of economic collapse. How can I disagree with that? Please accept my sincere apologies, oh great leader of the Republican Party.
Can’t wait to be on your show soon.
XOXO
Sincerely, (Zealously Yours), Darth Vader
P.S. Although you seem to be doing really well on your own, don’t hesitate to drop me a line if you need to refine your already admirable skills of fighting good with evil.
I couldn’t bring myself to use: “Everyone knows we Republicans like to say one thing and do another, right?”
I just ate lunch and that’d make me lose all of it!
And why would any President debate a convicted drug addict? I’m hoping Limbaugh blows up before the Volcano. He’s not exactly the picture of health….
der dude – you are absolutely correct. Rush is an accident waiting to happen. He is a racist. He is a misogynist. He smokes. He is morbidly obese. His ego is monstrous. I say hand him as much rope as he wants. He will literally and figuratively blow himself up.
This is scary. These Republicans are afraid of voicing their opinions? Is this the free speech that we look forward to under their rule? Oh, yea, it was the way we were expected to behave under Bush- lock step behind the almighty leader. If you don’t agree- well we can’t have that. We must all be uniform like a little fascist society. I hope they have fun with the atmosphere they have created in their party.
Here is my apology:
Dear Rush,
I am so sorry that I called you a rotten excuse for a human being.
What I meant to say was that I hope you will meet your maker soon so you will receive your just rewards for what you have sown on this earth.
Yeah sometimes I run off at the mouth. Everyone knows we Republicans say one thing and do another, right?
You and I both know that in reality, you simply want President Obama to fail in this time of economic collapse. How can I disagree with that? Please accept my sincere apologies, oh great leader of the Republican Party.
Can’t wait to be on your show soon.
XOXO
Sincerely, Loves Alaska despite Palin being Governor
P.S. You are a rotten excuse for a human being. Oops, guess I have to apologize again
May I make a suggestion.
Instead of an apology, lets all send Mr. Limbaugh a ‘Wafer thin Mint’. If you haven’t seen the attached sketch be warned, no beverages in the mouth near keyboard.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlK62rjQWLk
This was from the Wizbang blog http://wizbangblog.com/content/2008/05/29/alaska-gov-sarah-palin-to-meet-with-mccain-vp-search-team.php comments section (this was the first blog I read the day she was announced, then I came here and stayed!):
Hey Tom and Juan,
I live in ALASKA, I have known Sarah Heath and Todd Palin all their lives. My beef about an incompetent woman named Sarah Palin. She is a fraud! She can’t accomplish a simple task as a governor of a small state so she has created an atmoshpere of hate and pitting groups against each other. You people think she can be a VP, how with her looks? You have lost your FLIPPIN minds! Ignorance KILLS! She is not smart, conservative or prolife. She is not an upstanding parent or community member. I know who her oldest children were sent to live so to get them out of Sarah’s way. I know who Sarah had an affair with also. I know that Sarah Palin is the most insecure individual that I have ever met! The national GOP and McCain has NO intention on placing Sarah Palin who is the symbol of ignorance over substance in a position such as VP.
Listen to my radio program
66. Posted by Syrin | June 28, 2008 3:31 PM |
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Well, now the national GOP is being run by a blow hard on V|agra. And Oxycontin. Gotta love them!
UK Lady – That English sense of humor !!! Oh folks – BTW – You will from this day forward address Ted Kennedy as SIR Ted Kennedy. The Queen knighted him today !!! The chap that spoke in front of the full house today announced it , to a rowdy applause I might add. The Queen knighted an Irish – American , we have a African – American President !! I LOVE AMERICA !! Hey – Rush – now you can kiss Ted Kennedys ROYAL ass.
nswfm CA – Don’t ever forget Rush is a convicted felon. I love repeating that over and over………..
Sir Ted. That’s cool and kind of makes up for that blot, Sir Conrad Black.
I’ll light the fuse!
From that same posting I mentioned above:
Sarah Palin for VP???? That is incredibly ridiculous – kind of like hiring a toddler to be president of Gerber Foods.
23. Posted by Gail Marshall | May 29, 2008 4:39 PM
That McCain is a smart guy. Invite some potential Veeps for a Memorial Day cookout, then watch both the Right and Left media to gauge their reactions. Meanwhile, the next generation of leading Republicans are all gathered in one place, discussing whatever they want to.
30. Posted by BlueNight | May 29, 2008 9:09 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on May 29, 2008 21:09
Bluenight, yes he is a smar… (Below threshold)
31. Posted by Kristofer | May 29, 2008 9:28 PM
Kristofer:
Bluenight, yes he is a smart guy….the entire press corp. is talking about the Memorial Day ranch event, while his VP vetter is in Alaska actually looking at someone actually on the list.
31. Posted by Kristofer | May 29, 2008 9:28 PM
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glad they did that vetting–they probably were checking with some guy named Rush….
austintx (14:23:12) :
yeah, Rush, the convicted fellon, right a along ConvicTed…
sorry about my typos!
austintx (13:13:15) :
Why would President Obama want to debate a fat hack entertainer named Rush Limpd**k ?? Then President Obama would be accused of “palling” around with a convicted ,drug addict felon.
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A junkie, a felon, a rock spider and psychotic ….. the President wouldn’t engage with him even if he were a Democrat.
the problem child – yeah , Black bought his with stolen money…….Sir Ted EARNED his !!
Dear Rush,
I am sorry….that I watched you bounce around like Brownian motion gone wild and super-sized, wipe your nose drips with your bare hands, and pin-wheel flail your arms like a plump goose trying to take off without a tailwind during your “speech” at the CPAC podium…..and all accomapanied by crass, crude, and coarse rhetoric.
It may require therapy to get those images out of my mind.
Polite suggestion, Rush: Stand in front of a mirror and repeat your above described actions….and I guarantee that YOU will be apologizing to the whole damn country.
Sincerely, yours truly, etc. etc. and so forth.
leah323,
Good.
Aussie Blue Sky – Hey now – don’t be insulting rock spiders………….and surely they aren’t that FAT !!
Ok Rush —
you raise a few million $$$ –
throw your hat in the ring (in 2010 or 2011) —
win the Repub nomination for Pres.
And Pres. Obama will debate you.
lol
austintx,
LOL The knighthood doesn’t make Ted Kennedy any more royal than he already is.
Can you hear the wailing and gnashing of teeth in DC? ROFL!
Every time there’s a new Palingate or Rush opens his bloated mouth, I miss Molly Ivins. She soooooo would have loved the shenanigans these last several months.
Really Useless Slimmmy Host = R.U.S.H.
Friend number two received a phone call last night re: gun issues. Have you donated to a political party in the past, do you think Queen Taliban Gino is doing a good job as Alaska’s gov. and would you vote to have her relected. Her response to the last two questions were answered in a fit of swearing.
Anyone else out of Alaska getting these phone calls? I am wondering if they are trying to see how unfavorable and distasteful Sotheast Alaskan’s think of her? I am still waiting for my little phone call?
@Women Who Run With The Wolves (14:52:33) :
Huh, we haven’t gotten that call either, but I’m sure we could have fun with it if we did!
Dear He-Whos-Name-Must-Not-Be-Uttered,
I’m so sorry that I called you–wait, hell no! I’m not sorry I called you anything I have called you. You are an empty shell of a human being (a nesting doll, as Jon Stewart said, swallowing up ever-shrinking former versions of yourself) who is an insecure, inarticulate, inelegant, mordantly cruel little boy in a really big boy’s body.
What, that’s too subtle for you? What I meant to say is that you are a glutinous mass of Oxycontin-ladened, thrice-divorced lard. However, let me be the little child in The Emperor Has No Clothes story–woosh! Off with your shield, and hey, you’re not wearing any clothes.
Ok. Gross. No one needs that visual. Sorry. However, I stand by my statement: You are a paper tiger with more roar than bite.
Yeah, sometimes I am a bit too deferential in my criticism. Everyone knows we Republicans like to
say one thing and do another, right?be as delicate in our wording as possible, so as to not offend sensitive ears.You and I both know that in reality, you simply want President Obama to fail in this time of economic collapse. How can I disagree with that? Actually, pretty easily. You see, if President Obama fails, so does the country. Can you not get that through your thick head? Shoot up some more drugs, and maybe it will clear the haze. Please accept my sincere apologies, oh great comedian of the Republican Party.
Can’t wait to be on your show soon. HAH!
XOXO
Sincerely, President Obama’s Word Czarina-ista
P.S. Bite me.
Whose Name. Damn. I got too mad to type properly. Mea culpa.
dee, I am with you. Molly Ivins would have excoriated Rush and his ilk. I miss her, too.
Thanks for the laughs everyone! My poor dog was concerned when I convulsed over some of the comments.
asian! ((hugs))
Agree as above. I really miss Molly Ivins. She didn’t take fools lightly and said so in ways that could not be misinterpreted and were usually howlingly funny. So far as I am aware she invented the moniker Dubya, which looks like it will stick like a grass burr for a long long time.
I am curious as to what the RepoTaliban is going to do for their next Presidential candidate.
If Rush is the party’s leader who can they nominate to be their leader? And if that person sucks up to Rush they would be unelectable, in an honest election, since most Americans reeealy don’t like Rush.
What to do? What to do?
Oh yeah. Blame the Democrats.
Blame the libruls.
Blame the Press.
Blame Obama
Blame Rahm
Blame Hussain
Blame the bloggers.
Blame people who wear pjamas
Blame people with basements
Blame science
Blame the poor
Blame polar bears
Blame Brian
But don’t blame Republicans
And definitely don’t blame Rush
SMG – MN (11:36:42) :
Yes, I agree. I don’t think those clothes were intended to go to charity. If they were, they (RNC) would have made a big deal and would have auctioned them off publicly. With her popularity (gag) those clothes might have fetched more than what they paid for them.
And, they would not have come all the way back to Alaska, since they would have had to pay freight for their return. It’s not cheap shipping stuff out of Alaska.
I bet the clothes are in her closet, garage, or basement. She won’t be seen with them for awhile but I bet they reappear.
Or they would have returned the clothes to the donors who paid for them, and let THEM auction them off.
I wouldn’t trust anything that comes out of the mouth of anyone who claims to be a GOP’er. I’m a former Republican, and though I’m still a fiscal conservative, I now consider myself “undeclared.” I won’t ever identify myself as a Republican. The only elephant that will ever get any of my money is “Maggie” the former Alaskan elephant who now lives in California (thank God).
Saw Molly and Ann Richards arm in arm at WholeFoods when they both had the big C. They were laughing their asses off and saying “Hi” to everybody.Before they left us – you could see ‘em around town a lot……..Molly could throw those daggers of truth…….and hit the bulls-eye. Ann too. { sigh }
My sister is a die-hard Rush fan and I love to get her goat by calling Rush:
Rusty Limpballs. (I bet they really are).
My husband says not to worry. To him Rush appears to be in poor health and will probably meet his maker sooner rather than later.
I bet this lady wont apologize to Rush.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxEWe2vYzKo&feature=related
Marnie – She for sure came up with “shrub”.
Lance the Boil aka Crust Scramble (09:45:01) : “OT Oh boy, here we go, Fox reporting, no less. http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/03/03/rnc-wont-say-palins-k-campaign-wardrobe-went-charity/ Where are those clothes?”
It’s been my opinion since I read that the clothes were supposedly packed in black trash bags by the Palins and returned to the RNC in that manner — so classy! — that Sarah Palin and her trashy family decided to “get even” with some of their “anonymous” RNC critics, and return a selection of their own hand-me-downs instead of the bulk of the new RNC clothes.
I think the RNC is too embarrassed to publicize that The Wasilla Hillbillies snookered them. And, of course, Meg Stapleton is probably not only in on it, she may have suggested it.
BTW, I remember reading that when the Palins went shopping in NYC and LA, they packed the new clothes they got there in “many” pieces luggage (more than a couple dozen pieces, but I can’t remember the exact number). I wonder where the luggage is, if the clothing was dumped into garbage bags?
When the RNC lawyers went up to Alaska to retrieve the clothing, I wonder what Mexican standoff occurred between the Palins and them to cause the RNC lawyers to leave for the lower 48 without any triumphant fanfare?
From Wikipedia, trying to research the “pieces of luggage” question: In a dig at 2008 Republican Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin’s expensive campaign wardrobe, the California Nurses Association/National Nurses Organizing Committee referred to Palin in a pun as “Neiman Marxist”
These sound bites from Limbaugh make me feel like slapping him up side the head. What a disrespectful piece of flesh he is. I’ll say it again what a disgusting human being. And to think that he has 20 mil that worship him, I find that revolting.
Could getting an endorsement from Rush Limpd**k even possibly , remotely be construed as “palling” around with a convicted drug addict felon ?? I mean PO had dinner with Ayers 20 yrs. ago and we all KNOW how that got distorted. So shouldn’t we apply the same standard here ?? I’m just ASKIN’.
C.Rock
“Rush want to challenge Obama on the AIR.”
Its not going to happen of course.
But
Invite him to the Oval Office. You know the one that the more patriotic- than-thou Repocons rant about respecting?
Let the WH public that visits that day be the audience (has to be purely random.)
Let Rush have at Obama.
Then let the members of the public ask both men iiiiiny questions they want to.
Let’s just see if Rush can respect the office of the Presidency the way Repocons and Nixonites and Reagnites say we should.
Live up to the standards you set for others Rush.
wow mudpups! did ya all contact those tv media outlets or what! on tonights news they were far kinder and more sensitive……at the end of NBC national 6:00 evening news Brian Williams asked for good news reports, I forget exactly how he put it but it seemed like he heard our cry for positive.
I wanted to tell him about Ann, but would someone who can commuincate better and more succinctly than I please submit the good things happening because of Nick, Ann and Victoria, plus us mudpups care and effort.
here is a link to the submit page:
http://dailynightly.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2009/03/04/1820270.aspx
Tell us your good news
Posted: Wednesday, March 04, 2009 5:59 PM by Sam Singal
By Brian Williams, Anchor and managing editor
We are always looking for good news, especially in this economy. Specifically, here’s our request: nominate people who are doing good things where you live or work.. perhaps a random or regular act of kindness in a cruel economy. Please leave us a suggestion below.
Is the medicine helping, AKM?
Dear Rush,
I’m so sorry that I called you an informative radio personality.
What I meant to say is that you are a sick and dangerous piece of sh*t.
Yeah, sometimes I think all of your listeners are doctor-shopping for illegal pills and visiting the same p*rn sites that you do also. Everyone knows we Republicans like to say one thing and do another, right? You betcha!
You and I both know that in reality, you simply want President Obama to fail in this time of economic collapse. How can I disagree with that? Please accept my sincere apologies, oh great leader of the Republican Party. And when you finish tearing Michael Steele to shreds, I’ll be first in line to vote for you as the head of the RNC!
Can’t wait to be on your show soon.
XOXO
Sincerely,
Someone who wouldn’t listen to your show even if I was water-boarded
P.S. As Jon Stewart said, the “Eastern European Gangster” outfit you wore during your CPAC speech didn’t work. Also too, I hope the next stage you jump around on has not been reinforced with steel beams to prevent collapse. The mental image of you hopping about like a drooling fool while chanting your own name still brings a very disturbing liquid from my gut into my mouth.
Helen of “Helen and Margaret” is doing a pretty good job of following in Molly Ivin’s footsteps…
Yeah, I know I put the above apostrophe in the wrong place.
I bet the little man has very small feet. It would explain everything.
Secret Shopper for Hungry ChildrenNo Gravatar (15:26:29) :
SMG – MN (11:36:42) :
Yes, I agree. I don’t think those clothes were intended to go to charity.
KaJoNo Gravatar (15:35:57) :
I think the RNC is too embarrassed to publicize that The Wasilla Hillbillies snookered them. And, of course, Meg Stapleton is probably not only in on it, she may have suggested it.
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Somebody’s lying. But between GINO and the Gotchapublicans, it’s hard for me to tell who. Probably both.
Secret Shopper for Hungry Children (15:26:29) :
SMG – MN (11:36:42) :
Yes, I agree. I don’t think those clothes were intended to go to charity. If they were, they (RNC) would have made a big deal and would have auctioned them off publicly. With her popularity (gag) those clothes might have fetched more than what they paid for them.
And, they would not have come all the way back to Alaska, since they would have had to pay freight for their return. It’s not cheap shipping stuff out of Alaska.
I bet the clothes are in her closet, garage, or basement. She won’t be seen with them for awhile but I bet they reappear.
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Secret, I seem to remember one of her first “interviews” with GVS, she was wearing the black jacket that she wore for the debate with Joe Biden.
I think the clothes were supposed to be sent back by then, you know in the belly of the plane, lol!
What a reprehensible blob of drug addled crisco Limbaugh is. As much as I despised Bush and his policies, I never wanted the country to fail to spite him.
She kept whatever clothes she wanted and handed them trash bags full of “decoy” clothes. They didn’t inventory properly until they got back…….oops.So in essence – she hosed ‘em twice. They will never admit it in a 1000 yrs. The RNC done got took !!! Sarah out and out scammed ‘em………
I say we start our very own PAC………CDAF……..( convicted drug addict felon ) Rush , is of course our leader. Think of the parties we can have with all the money the ditto-heads send us.
austintx (15:31:14) :
Saw Molly and Ann Richards arm in arm at WholeFoods when they both had the big C. They were laughing their asses off and saying “Hi” to everybody.Before they left us – you could see ‘em around town a lot……..Molly could throw those daggers of truth…….and hit the bulls-eye. Ann too. { sigh }
Yes! Somewhere in the sweet by and by Ann, Molly and Barbara Jordan are enjoying the heavens out of Obama’s election and the demise of Duhbya’s popularity. They all spoke Truth to evil, Truth with a capitol T.
My favorite story of Ann Richards – she was at a political party and was standing next to a Black Texas politician. When a Repugnant came over and socially diss’ed the Black man, Ann introduced him to the Repug as her husband. Truth to evil and twist the blade.
Dear Rush,
I’m so sorry that I called you a megalomaniacal, self-indulgent, false prophet for the ignorant.
What I meant to say is that you are really looking high-risk for an acute thrombotic event involving the left coronary artery and/or a hemorrhagic event involving the entire Circle of Willis if you don’t get your health problems addressed ASAP. BTW…oxycontin doesn’t lower cholesterol, LDL, or triglycerides. Can’t you hook that microphone up to a treadmill, for pete’s sake? Bouncing around like an over-filled helium balloon on the CPAC stage doesn’t count as aerobic exercise.
Yeah, sometimes I sound like the educated elite but don’t hold it against me. Everyone knows we Republicans like to say one thing and do another, right?
You and I both know that in reality, you simply want President Obama to fail. Period. It has nothing to do with the economy which you are using as a cover excuse. Admit it. You are choking on the gall (between your bites of Twinkies) of this uppity black man’s success. How can I disagree with that? Please accept my sincere apologies, oh great leader of the Republican Party.
Can’t wait to be on your show soon.
XOXO
Sincerely, Dr. No Joke
P.S. Bend over. You’re way overdue on your prostate exam.
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Dear Rush, I’m sorry I called you “Pimp Daddy Boss Hogg”
What I meant to say is that you are “ignorexia verbosa”
Hope you have me on your show, also too.
Secret Shopper for Hungry Children (15:33:16) : “My sister is a die-hard Rush fan and I love to get her goat by calling Rush: Rusty Limpballs. (I bet they really are).”
back in the day, when he first started, i called him Dusty LintBall, [just like his thinking]
Education, education, education and again education. It is the only cure to the disease that has infected those still following the party of Rush Limbaugh. As an outsider it looks to me that the majority of Rep. voters are the ignorant ,the petty, and the selfish. I’m sorry if I offend anyone with that comment.
I have a few questions;
Is critical thinking taught in your education system?
do you have a national curriculum? If not what is the reason you don’t?
Is there too much vested interest by those running school boards or is it by the communities?
Are children in schools taught about the difference between ethics and morality?
Is the subject of compulsory voting aired very often? The reason I ask this is while witnessing your last election this topic was often brought up here in Aus. with the conclusion that we much prefer our system of compulsory voting for numerous reasons. Not saying that your system is wrong, I can appreciate differences.
thanks for any thoughts on these matters
This is too funny !!
http://wonkette.com/406748/limbaugh-gop-just-comically-walking-into-every-trap
well, lesson learned……when I posted here (above), there was only one post to Brian Williams looking for good news stories for NBC (MSNBC), I should have dived in and posted, now there are tons of nominations, which of course is good since they’re asking for good news to report, I did post, just later.
all good things are good things………but it sucks to dilly dally and miss the boat, my fault.
Darn! asiangrrlMN (15:06:52), tell it like it is!
i likes your S T Y L E!
@ InJuneau
The poll was not from Team Sarah or SarahPac, and the area code was a 202 number? One friend is registered Democrat and the other one is Undeclared. Her approval ratings in Southeast are in the toilet, I can only hope the rest of the State is not far behind in their approval ratings.
We can all dream right?
Head on over to the Immoral Minority blog and check out what Senator Lisa Murkowski is doing for the villages. Now that’s taking care of our most vulnerable Alaskan’s and understanding the needs of those residents. Good job Senator Murkowski!!!!
@ beachee
You’re not offending me re the Republicans, it seems the same way to a lot of us (they used to be considered the “white, rich, elite” once upon a time)
It’s been a *long* time since I was in school, but I certainly got the “critical thinking” mantra, in almost every class. As for “national curriculum” I just read today that the “No Child Left Behind” pet project of the previous administration spoke primarily to the maths and sciences as the USA is embarrassingly lagging in those subjects.
According to what I was reading earlier, there is no requirement for Civics, government, etc. *That* has to change! And until it does, I’m going to make sure that my grandchildren do get it one way or another. How can you elect your government if you don’t even know how it works?!
OH! That’s where I got that info – Sandra Day O’Connor is helping set up a website to help students learn about Civics and government: http://www.ourcourts.org/ It’s not yet complete, but it looks promising
Nan
Lee323 – If I recall correctly , you are a Dr.,right ?? At the end of the letter you wrote , you seemed to indicate that you would perform a prostrate exam . Please don’t. Leave that to a large animal Vet. If that fat gas bag farted while you were “back there” , the blast would horrific.
austintxNo Gravatar (17:27:17) :
Lee323 – If I recall correctly , you are a Dr.,right ?? At the end of the letter you wrote , you seemed to indicate that you would perform a prostrate exam . Please don’t. Leave that to a large animal Vet. If that fat gas bag farted while you were “back there” , the blast would horrific.
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Austin…too funny….
De’fat-so leader of the Rep-Party!
Say that fast!
Do you all realize that “also, too” has become an everyday expression here? Do we need to write a Wikipedia entry for it? While we’re at it, let’s add de-lurker because someone here pointed out that it could turn into a scrabble word (that only MUDPUPS would know so we’d kick butt!).
Also… aside from a couple of Wikipedia entries that we could play with, we could do a “Name that Lipstick” game and have fun there, too, also. The ice cream naming game cooled down a whole lot of us mudpuppies and maybe we need to keep coming back to the absurd in between the “killer” SP posts that get us all going off the deep end. Too, also! Hmmmm…. just realized that you can use either of those in any order and they still bring only ONE thought to mind – WORD SALAD.
Hey, there’s another Wikipedia entry to write!
@austintx
Hahaha….you jumped on that possibility like a duck on a june bug!! Appreciate your concern. BTW..I double-gloved just to write it!
Humor aside….there’s a certain grimness or sordidness that underlies poor Limbaugh. A part of me feels sorry for him. He is the model of over-indulgence in so many ways from health issues to marital woes to drug abuse to his super-sized ego and overblown rhetoric……He seems to be someone who has a nameless rancor that he just can’t understand or handle in healthy ways. Pitiful, really. (but still dangerous).
@ Say NO to Palin in Politics
I just held a vote with my dogs and cats and anyone else that I could grab, and we voted YOU to be the one to make that “good news” entry via Brian Williams. If you aren’t here, I’ll find you in the forum (boy that sounds a little sinister, doesn’t it?),
Here’s why we voted for you to make the submission:
You have been actively involved for at least a month as a Food Drive advocate, maybe longer. I read all of your posts about rural AK.
You have been a regular contributor at anonymousbloggers and a good one at that.
It’s really cool and special to have a non Alaskan care so passionately about our whacked out rural AK issues (that even Alaskans have screwed around with for years without getting as far as you have).
It was your idea, and a great idea!
If you don’t agree with me, tough – please do it, please, please!
Martha UYS – yes , with Sarah and Rush , the absurdities are endless……..BTW – when you have leftover tire , do you make sandwiches the next day or put it in a ommelete for bkfast ??
There’s no way BUMRUSH would let PO get a word in edgewise anyway so EX-NAY on the BATE-DE.
Slightly OT but somewhat related I have a friend who a couple years ago said on her Myspace that Ann Coulter was her new hero! Me not following politics at all had no frikkin’ clue who that was. Until…..SP was nominated for VP…then I started listening to Rush-in-Poolette (only five minutes at a time!) and realized my friend was a closet NUT! She LIKED Palin as a nominee! And here I thought this girl was smart….now her site says she’s a neolibertarian. WTF??? I thought those folks only existed on the radio. Anyway, we NEVER talk politics – usually stick to topics such as wine, work, art, and yoga. LOL.
Yes I admit it I’m a tree hugger and I’m NOT embarrassed either!
Lee323 – yeah , I have compassion also, but it’s hard to feel sorry for someone who on a daily basis CHOOSES that path. Janeane pretty much diagnosed Rush the other nite on KO.
@ 264 Crayons
“now her site says she’s a neolibertarian”
That’s what I was noticing a bit on the conservative blogs – can’t handle much of them but the little I do read shows me that there is an entire group wanting to call themselves close to “Libertarians” and break from the fiscal conservative republicans and become a 3rd party so they can vote for whackjobs like SP. The other conservatives say NO WAY, if we split, we’re done for.
I get the Libertarian part – little or no govt (oh wouldn’t that just go over so well?), guns and personal freedom to be fought for – but where on earth does SP fit into this aside from her TOAD being in the AIP and the family liking to hunt? Are the neo Libertarians going to take on Bishop Muthee and the rapture, too? The libertarians that I have known often feel about evangelicals about the same way they view government – GET OFF OF MY PORCH, NOW! And by the way, I have a gun.
@ austintx
To be truthful, the posts about SP have been so awful that it’s kind of like pop tarts, you can’t stop eating when there’s just a little bit left. Then, you have to eat another one because one isn’t quite enough. Next thing you know, your car is sitting really funny on the ground and you can no longer move it before the snow plow drives by and leaves a 2 ft high snow berm between the car and the road. It just sucks -!
Already sent mine in thru the DNCC site but it was just so. . . limiting. So here’s another try at it:
Dear Rush,
I’m so sorry that I called you a pompous, bloated, racist miscogynistic redneck.
What I meant to say is that you are a walking example of an extremely egocentric, hyper-superid with extremely low self-esteem. If your knuckles were any lower, they’d be mistaken for toes.
Yeah, sometimes I use polysyllabic words that your cretin audience doesn’t understand, much less are able to pronounce, even though with Google, you’d think they’d at least know how to use the online dictionaries. Everyone knows we Republicans like to say one thing and do another, right? Like “we are the REAL America” while we cheer on the bastards who gut and circumvent the law of this lan – the US Constitution. But I digress – and forgot you never really have read the Constitution as you aptly proved with your comments to CPAC.
You and I both know that in reality, you simply want President Obama to fail in this time of economic collapse. How can I disagree with that? (actually it’s easy to disagree with you, because I’m not scared of you) Please accept my sincere apologies, oh great leader of the Republican Party – I am after all, only an American citizen while you – you are the VOICE if not the actual leader of the true Republican Party. Remember – keep your whites white and. . . your prescriptions outsourced to multiple physicians.
Can’t wait to be on your show soon.
XOXO
Sincerely, Greytdog
@ Greytdog
I’m googling like crazy with one hand, and typing your compliment with the other. Well said!
Dear Rush,
I’m so sorry that I called you witty and intelligent.
What I meant to say is that you are a pill-popping America hater.
Yeah, sometimes I put you in a better light than a mealy mouth like you deserve. Everyone knows we Republicans like to say one thing and do another, right?
You and I both know that in reality, you simply want President Obama to fail in this time of economic collapse. How can I disagree with that? Please accept my sincere apologies, oh great leader of the Republican Party.
Can’t wait to be on your show soon.
XOXO
Sincerely, Sauerkraut
P.S. I voted for Obama because your candidate picked a loony bird to be his running mate. When McCain choose Palin, it became so clear that the GOP you lead is less interested in the well-being of America and the average American than it is in getting a contract that is fatter than that arse you sit on all day. Indeed, America was so taken aback by the selection of Sarah Palin as the GOP VP candidate that even the stock market threw up. Thanks for nothing, Rush!
womanwithsardinecanNo Gravatar (10:18:21) :
my PS said, “yo-mama’s so ugly she makes you look pretty”. Guess I’ll have to apologize again.
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Yes. You need to apologize for making me giggle like a 7th grade school girl at the suggestion that anyone or anything can make Rush Limbaugh look pretty.
Thats good. Leftovers never taste as good as the first time around.
I can’t believe the stupidity or the concept behind that??? Like PO doesn’t have anything more important to do than argue with some drug addled windbag!!!!
The RepubTalibani/conservatives whatever you call them or they call themselves, their little pinheads are imploding! Oh their mad at steele b/c he said GINO said the lipstick on a pig….instead of BO who was “Attacking” Gino…..
From Huffington Post, about He Who Thinks He’s King:
Limbaugh, it seems, meant to say “Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness,” which, of course, is in the Declaration of Independence. Just to be sure, however, the Constitutional Accountability Center compared his remarks to the Constitution’s preamble, and didn’t find a match.
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Seems that none of the attendees at the Conservative Confab were bothered by RL’s misquote, although he blasted Obama for trashing the Constitution.
Just another reason to ignore the fat man in the radio booth.
Lee323 (17:01:03) :
Dear Rush, . …
Sincerely, Dr. No Joke
P.S. Bend over. You’re way overdue on your prostate exam.
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EEEeeeewwwwwww !!!!
austintx (18:51:05) :
Leftovers never taste as good as the first time around.
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What about refried beans?
Or scrapple?
For Rush, it would be last night’s drinks.
@ crystalwolf
I’m beginning to wonder if any will be left standing when they are done eating their own. I know you love wolves, but have you ever seen a bubble net feeding by humpback whales? It looks really wild and scary from the top of the water, but underneath – let’s just say you wouldn’t want to NOT be in a boat.
Thank you all so very much for the laughs tonight!
Hope you all have very sweet dreams.
Martha Unalaska Yard SignNo Gravatar (19:03:45) :
@ crystalwolf
I’m beginning to wonder if any will be left standing when they are done eating their own. I know you love wolves, but have you ever seen a bubble net feeding by humpback whales? It looks really wild and scary from the top of the water, but underneath – let’s just say you wouldn’t want to NOT be in a boat.
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Martha, I have not seen that, is that a analogy of what’s happening with the RNC? A “bubble net” feeding?
They are turning on their own….
I think that anyone of them even “entertains” the idea in their little pea brain that PO would even lower himself to talk too, let alone debate this windbag idiot….I can’t even fathom their state of mind to believe such a thing???
Ok, I guess I can, these people want GINO for POTUS????
Moose PuckyNo Gravatar (15:58:31) :
Helen of “Helen and Margaret” is doing a pretty good job of following in Molly Ivin’s footsteps…
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awwww…almost made me get teary-eyed. Helen does have a certain Mollyness about her. That combination of humor and “shame on you” maybe.
Is it just me are Karl Rove and Rush Limbaugh starting to look more and more alike? Same person or just seperated at birth?
Lee323
Perhaps with all that Oxycontin use he should be encouraged to go on the grapefruit diet. Nudge, nudge!
Dear Rush Limbaugh
I’m sorry I said you had an ass and man boobs so large they could be seen from space without a telescope.
Much like the Great Wall of China; except you are the Great Ball of Whiner.
I will not apologize for speaking the truth; Limbaugh spits venom!
I’m beginning to wonder if any will be left standing when they are done eating their own. I know you love wolves, but have you ever seen a bubble net feeding by humpback whales? It looks really wild and scary from the top of the water, but underneath – let’s just say you wouldn’t want to NOT be in a boat.
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Tell me more! I have been on boats and humpbacks are THE most lovable creatures ever.
Thanks, guys, for the side-splitting and well-written responses. I really needed a laugh today.
problem child, hugs right back at you.
SarahGates of Hell said Teal, you had me cracking up with “De’fat-so leader of the Rep-Party!”. I like your style.
greytdog, will you marry me? You have won me over with your eloquent evisceration of Limbaugh!
Crap. Got my last HTML tag wrong again. Sorry about that, folks!
Oh, and is it just me or has anyone else noticed the incredible physical similarity between Limpbog and John Wayne Gacy? – another mass-murdering clown that liked to do inappropriate things to small boys.
Quick, somebody check Limpbugger’s crawlspace.
Bardette, thanks. As if I weren’t afraid enough of clowns as it is. Thanks a lot!
Ok, no more HTML tags for me tonight. Peace, I’m out.
@Martha Unalaska Yard Sign (18:22:57) :
@ 264 Crayons
“now her site says she’s a neolibertarian”
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Oh gosh, you don’t suppose GINO’s going to go all mavericky and run on some new party platform — ??
@Lauren and Bardette
Egads! Rove, Gacy, and Limbaugh….eerie resemblance!
Brings up the question whether character (and hidden sordidness) becomes manifest in physicality after a certain period of time….. Sort of like “you get the face you deserve when you are fifty?”
@Martha Unalaska Yard Sign (18:27:41) :
Next thing you know, your car is sitting really funny on the ground and you can no longer move it before the snow plow drives by and leaves a 2 ft high snow berm between the car and the road. It just sucks -!
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ah, but there are always the tires on the snow plow!
And for a great, side-splitting summation of the Rush phenomenon:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/opinions/anntelnaes/
OT–sorry guys this is really, really off topic, but I just wanted to ask for your thoughts, prayers, healing energy, whatever you can send for a baby. My son’s wrestling coach and his wife’s baby arrived today–far, far too early. They’ve been taken three hours up the road to a neonatal intensive care unit. Apparently it’s touch and go right now. Whatever you can send the little guy will be appreciated–thanks. And now back to our regularly scheduled programming…
@BodieP (20:22:13) :
OT–sorry guys this is really, really off topic, but I just wanted to ask for your thoughts, prayers, healing energy, whatever you can send for a baby. My son’s wrestling coach and his wife’s baby arrived today–
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[thoughts] [prayers] ((((HUGS))))
And besides, it really isn’t that OT. There’s another baby who might have arrived early that we’ve talked about in the past …
BodieP, lots of vibes for your son’s wrestling coach and his wife’s baby. It’s never off topic to ask for support.
(I hope I did my HTML tags right this time).
@ BodieP
Of course Bodie. On the way now.
Thanks–I’ve asked all my spell-casting friends for a bump, too. This baby’s gonna grow up to be a moose–I’m sleeping with a picture of Brian tonight.
GINO + Rush =
what do you get when you cross GINO
Rush, I’m sorry I called you a draft dodging, cystic fat a$$. I meant to call you a draft dodging, cystic fat a$$ homophobe.
Sorry mudflats… i’m still in the anger phase.
I saw that Palin appointed someone… was that a witch believing neocon unintellect?
Steven Colbert is 100% fool!
making fun of Beck [fix Knews]…Oh Boy!
Dear Rush,
I’m so sorry that I called you a “low-life, sh*t for brains, p*ckerhead.” (Hey, Peter O’Toole says it in “High Spirits.” Without the asterisks.”
What I meant to say is that you are talk radio’s answer to the question, “What would a rutabaga sound like if it could talk and host its own radio show?”
Yeah, sometimes I soft-pedal my remarks too much. Everyone knows we Republicans like to say one thing and do another, right?
You and I both know that in reality, you simply want President Obama to fail in this time of economic collapse. How can I disagree with that? Please accept my sincere apologies, oh great leader of the Republican Party.
Can’t wait to be on your show soon.
XOXO
Sincerely, Et Cetera, Et Cetera
P.S. No offense to rutabagas. I’m sure they would host lively, stimulating on-air discussions, given the chance.
mispost = GINO + Rush =
pls inore me on that one, [unlessyou have a creative answer]
GINO + Rush = Carl Rove
The thing that makes me amused/angry is that Rush is trying to do revisionary work on his initial statement that he hopes Obama fails. The “Revenge First and Country Secondary” theme needed a tad bit sprucing up.
So, he’s qualifying it now by saying he hopes “Obama’s policies” fail. Says that’s what he meant all along.
Now you know….and I know….that his first statement was actually the honest one. He hopes Obama fails personally and ignominiously. Country be d.a.m.n.ed.
I assume he was feeling the heat from reasonable conservatives who saw the treasonous and downright nihilist aspects of his first statement.
The GOPers, like Pawlenty on Maddow show tonight, are falling in lockstep with this revisionary work.
GINO + Rush = one really fat ugly baby
= a big fat skinny white latte…
BodieP – consider it done, poor wee mite. They ARE much better now at dealing with preemies than years past (one big improvement from little NZ – surfactant to help their little lungs).
Asiangrrl – sorry, my “phobia” is Daleks and animated things like the prototype Robocop that shot the executive bloke in the boardroom (eeek!).
Lee323 – I think you may be right. Limboglin’s’ face certainly displays his hatred for the world. He was obviously the “fat kid” in school, possibly a self-protection thing. Did Limbaugh’s father call him “he-she” as a child?
I’m sorry but Limpbutt is the tumour of all tumours – does he not realise that the rest of the world is watching this “Rush as head of the GOP” and slapping our foreheads in disbelief that the Repub party is self-immolating in the most ridiculous way possible?
…those Mugs will say anything to TRY to save their @$$es…seems that no one is buying….their stock is down!
GINO + Rush = that horrid alien thing that busted out of John Hurt’s chest and said “yabbayabbayabba-bleeeeurggh”!
@ Bardette
“…they ARE much better now at dealing with preemies than years past”
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This is absolutely true–my son was born a month early with his cord wrapped around his neck. He’s now in sixth grade and almost 6′3″ tall. And in wrestling, of course. First three months of his life he wore layette size clothing–and it was big. Now, well, he doesn’t wear layette size anymore, at any rate…
I have high hopes for this little one.
@ BodieP
How many weeks early was the wee one?
For those thinking I was bonkers for recommending the grapefruit diet for Rash Limpbutt. There is an enzyme system mostly in the liver called the CYP450 pathway and grapefruit just so (rolls eyes innocently) happens to inhibit the particular pathway that processes Oxycontin. Shhh – don’t tell him.
Rush “drug-addicted drop-out draft-dodger convicted felon everything hater bigot racist homophobe fat boy sweaty (side effect of Oxycontin, and obesity generally) Estonian gangsta (no apologies given for comma conservation)” Limpblah for 2012 – yeay, the future of the GOP.
Not bonkers….just sly. hehe
I would wager that Rush abuses alcohol as well. Who knows how many functional hepatocytes he has left.
BodieP my younger sister was born at 32 weeks in 1972 and apart from 3 exchange blood transfusions and florid jaundice was pretty much okay.
Much of the problems for preemies are generally lung problems – they end up with “pulmonary dysplasia” but this has largely been fixed by the surfactant stuff (it allows the lungs to inflate without too much damage).
Back in the late 80’s I had 2 preemies (as a nurse, not a parent) born at 22 and 24 weeks, respectively, and while they had ongoing lung problems, they eventually did okay.
Prayers/good thoughts/crossed fingers and toes heading your way anyhoo. And if you can pass anything onto the parents – NICUs (neonatal intensive care units) can be extremely intimidating for non-medical people, never mind parents. If they can focus on love for baby and blot out the bleeping techno stuff they may have an easier time.
GINO + RUSH = GISH*
*Ghastly In Stiletto Heels (especially “de’fatso head of the Repubs” compliments of Sarah Gates of Hell..)
Lee323 – Actually I think so too. Any functional hepatocytes he has left are probably severely compromised by concomitant glutathione deficiency (from drug, alcohol and fructose misuse). Let’s hope (tongue firmly planted in buccal cavity) he doesn’t need too much acetaminophen for the hangovers. Parvolex party anyone?
…thats whay he took/takes drugs…he wanted a real R U S H!
OK, don’t hit me, i know it’s corny…
new thread alert
Lee323, Rush’s ‘clarification’ doesn’t really make ME feel any better. I mean, if Obama’s policies fail, then our country will fail. As Rachel said on Leno’s show last night, it’s one thing to wish someone’s policies aren’t implemented. Once they are, however, then it’s pretty damning to hope the whole country has to be taken down for your ideology.
Rush + GINO = Michelle Malkin + Ann Coulter x Sean Hannity / Beck’s brain cells to the square of Bill O’Reilly, with a dash of Joe-the-Whatever thrown in.
In other words, one clusterf*** of ignorance, stupidity, ugliness, and patheticness all rolled up in one hateful hork-ball. I’d like to sneeze them all right into a giant tissue, wad ‘em up, and throw them away.
getting late here in CA, but I’m just getting started….with the Rush Jokes…let me think…
Guess I have to get all serious now…new thread…
@ asiangrrlMN
I agree. Rush’s “clarification” is all fancy side-stepping for “Country Be D.a.m.n.ed.”
To hope for Obama’s policies to fail is tantamount to hoping for our country to continue a downward economic spiral. Why the repubs think that this “clarification” is any better than Rush’s first statement is beyond me. It’s dishonest face-saving garbage.
Why they are doing it is obvious: If Obama’s policies fail, they can miraculously “get their unified voices back” and swoop in as rescuers in 2010 and 2012.
Well….they’re doing all they can to try to obstruct and undermine Obama’s plans whenever they can.
Women Who Run With The Wolves (17:19:17) :
Hm, 202 area code is Washington, D.C., so it could be anyone. Kinda hoping I get it now!
StevieNitro (20:45:29) :
Amazingly no. She was even on the board of Planned Parenthood back in the 1990s, though I’m sure GINO didn’t realize that. Here’s a link to the ADN article: http://www.adn.com/news/government/story/711378.html
Dear Rush,
I’m so sorry that I called you so early this morning. I guess my break-up call was not what you expected but I didn’t mean for you to take it so personally. This is about me also not you.
What I meant to say is that you are so “special” in that all round special guy kind of way that is also too difficult to define. You just radiate specialness and beside you I look ordinary and dumb. I just cannot compete against the bright, white light of YOUR star and so I must take my leave and find my destiny which is surely behind that next open door. Also. Too.
Yeah, sometimes I wonder if I am doing the right thing in breaking up the good thing we had going together, also. Everyone knows we Republicans like to say one thing and do another, right? Perhaps one day our newly closed
doors will fly open and we will walk the same shiny golden path together again, also. I am thinking 2012 will be in our grasp as clearly, also, you and I both know that in reality, you simply want President Obama to fail in this time of economic collapse so that our stars can have the opportunity to gleam in heaven. How can I disagree with that? Until that great year of rapture please accept my sincere apologies, oh great leader of the Republican Party. Also.Too.
Can’t wait to be on your show soon.
XOXO
Sincerely, Sarah
P.S. Todd and the kids send their respects. Too. Also.
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Hey Rush – How ya likin’ “ballet boy” Rahm these days ?? He’s turning you inside out , huh ?? Hollywood called and they want him to be the super villain in the new Bond flick. They love the way he is dismantling you AND the GOP………how diabolical !!! He is even missing a finger – how bad-ass is that !?!?
Unfortunately it’s really easy to pick on Rush – so many wonderful insults we could hurl at him and the rest of the GOOP party. However, I like to think about it my favorite lines from Star Wars:
Obi-Wan: These aren’t the droids you’re looking for.
Stormtrooper: These aren’t the droids we’re looking for.
Obi-Wan: He can go about his business.
Stormtrooper: You can go about your business.
Obi-Wan: Move along.
Stormtrooper: Move along… move along.
Be careful of the Dark Side of the force – don’t let it destroy you!
KO took us down Memory Lane last nite with a “Greatest Hits” of all the lovely things Rush has to say. It was way beyond the”Dark Side”.
If disenfranchised Repugs do to the Libertarian party what they they did to the Republican party, and to this country, the Libertarian party had better turn their assault wepons on that invasion or the Libertarian part will become their next victim.
That “neo-” part of the Repug party ended up with about a 22% approval level, nationally and 0% approval internationally. And will be remembered very unfondly by most of the population of the earth for several generations.
So Libertarians – Beware of “Neos’ they are the poisoned apple of today’s politics.
On the other hand those tax the poor, small government, AK-47 loving Repugs might want to study up on the Liberatarin party a bit more. They would probably be misfits.
BodieP
GINO + Rush =
I was thinking Grendel in Beowolf.
Not only a nasty monster, that lives in slime. It eats people, and has a very nasty attitude and foul mouth. Totally socially dysfunctional. Very destructive personality.
Occasionally you run across people who fit the biblical warning of turning one’s heart to stone.
Rush has not heart and Sarah is well on her way.
Both these people are screwed up – well OK so are most of the rest of us- but they are angry, bitter and actually enjoy and energize themselves on rudeness and on harming people who they don’t like.
Oh Yeah!
And they lie so often not even the combined power of all the computers in Los Alamos could keep count of the number of distortions, factual misstatements, and out and out lies of even one of them much less both combined.
If you are talking genetically combined. The mind boggles.
By all means prayers for the baby and for the family who I am sure are very fearful and more than a little panic filled at the moment. Hope and pray all goes well for that family.
Hello I did read your form. I’m still waiting for the funny part is there an attachment or something?
I wondered if you could explain your – or other liberals’ – irrational fear of Mr. Limbaugh. He’s just a private citizen he does not write legislation or pass laws.
@ Marnie–
I was thinking Grendel in Beowolf.
Not only a nasty monster, that lives in slime. It eats people, and has a very nasty attitude and foul mouth. Totally socially dysfunctional. Very destructive personality.
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I think I would lean a little more toward Grendel’s Mum, myself–Grendel was stupid, and while I think Mr. Limbaugh is often vicious, willfully blind, and wrong-headed, I don’t think he’s particularly stupid. Either Grendel’s Mum, or the big slug gangster guy in Star Wars.
Re the baby–haven’t heard yet, but as several people have mentioned, preemie medicine is much better than it used to be. Thanks everyone, for lending a little love and strength to this. Nice ladies… nice ladies. Good, good blog.
Lyn wrote:
I wondered if you could explain your – or other liberals’ – irrational fear of Mr. Limbaugh. He’s just a private citizen he does not write legislation or pass laws.
Dear Lyn,
You have missed the point. Liberals don’t have an irrational fear of Mr. Limbaugh. It is the leaders of the Republican Party who live in fear of his displeasure. That is what is being mocked.
Lyn – {sigh}
Lyn (07:04:21) :
I wondered if you could explain your – or other liberals’ – irrational fear of Mr. Limbaugh. He’s just a private citizen he does not write legislation or pass laws.
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Dear Lyn,
Your grasp of the English language is pathetic.
There is a difference between “disgust” and “fear.”
Do try to learn the difference before you return.
Sincerely,
Your sourpuddyy.
@Irene Adler and austintx and sauerkraut
LOL and you rock!
InJuneau – thanks. yeah – I really…….uh…….I guess…….{sigh} just was about all I could muster on that one.
Dear Rush,
I’m so sorry that I called you a pasty faced version of the Swastika-ed Hindenburg.
What I meant to say is that you are obviously just in training for your upcoming Sumo bout with Michael Moore for supremacy of the world. Best 2 out of 3. I am betting everything that remains in my 401k on you, Rush. It really, really, isn’t much, but it’s the best I can do. Really.
Yeah, sometimes I smoke too much ganja and I tell distinguish flop sweat from acid rain – which we all know, doesn’t even exist. Everyone knows we Republicans like to say one thing and do another, right?
You and I both know that in reality, you simply want President Obama to fail in this time of economic collapse. How can I disagree with that? Please accept my sincere apologies, oh great leader of the Republican Party.
Can’t wait to be on your show soon.
XOXO
Sincerely, Milt
P.S. I luv what you’re doing with your hair.
btw and to anyone who cares… with a $100 million contract to do a radio talk show, Rush Limbaugh is not just a private citizen. If the critics are doing too good of a job of getting under his skin, perhaps he can trade in that fat contract for something more slimming.
Like a free exercise plan.
Bardette (19:43:20) :
Dear Rush Limbaugh
I’m sorry I said you had an ass and man boobs so large they could be seen from space without a telescope.
Much like the Great Wall of China; except you are the Great Ball of Whiner.
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I’m still laughing at this one!
I know it has been posted here , but can someone re-post bisquit butt’s sponsors. Home Depot is one I believe – so they’ll never see me or my money. As far as I’m concerned , they enable and endorse a drug addict who is also a frequenter of sex tourism destinations. Oh – and did I mention he is a convicted felon too.also. Retail sales are down and we can talk with our wallets. I will not enable or endorse whack-ass behaviour with my money.
@sardineinacan
And Helen is from Texas, also, too.
That would be “sisterinasardinecan”.
LynNo Gravatar (07:04:21) :
Hello I did read your form. I’m still waiting for the funny part is there an attachment or something?
I wondered if you could explain your – or other liberals’ – irrational fear of Mr. Limbaugh. He’s just a private citizen he does not write legislation or pass laws.
by Lynn
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Yes, Lynn, it is arch-conservatives that are afraid of Rush. That’s what’s so funny and sad. After all, he’s a shock-jock and nothing more. This shows the sad state of the Republican Party, however.
I wondered if you could explain your – or other liberals’ – irrational fear of Mr. Limbaugh. He’s just a private citizen he does not write legislation or pass laws.
by Lynn
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and on…………yet, what can be frightening is that so many Republicans take what he says seriously. Rush is just this side of the KKK when it comes to political views, and to know that millions of Americans actually take him seriously is disturbing. Fortunately, the majority rejects his extremist views.
Dear Rush,
I’m so sorry that I called you a vain, mean, drug addicted, hypocrite.
What I meant to say is that you are a big headed, petty, chemically challenged, three times divorced family values guy.
Yeah, sometimes I screw up, I supported Sarah Palin for Gov of Alaska because I thought she was for ethical transparent government. Everyone knows we Republicans like to say one thing and do another, right? Her bad not mine.
You and I both know that in reality, you simply want President Obama to fail in this time of economic collapse. How can I disagree with that? Please accept my sincere apologies, oh great leader of the Republican Party.
Can’t wait to be on your show soon.
XOXO
Sincerely, twodux
P.S. As long as you are the face of conservatives, the Dems have nothing to worry about. For the good of the country, don’t let up.