Name That Book!
I solicited book name ideas in my original post, but it seems that I wasn’t clear enough, so hopefully the title of this new post will redeem me, and give you all some fun.
What is your idea for the title of Palin’s new memoir?
Please don’t post anything in the comments of this thread except your book name ideas. I’ll go through and pick out the ones I think are best from that thread and this one, and we’ll have a vote for the best, like we did for the ice cream flavor. In case you missed that one, the top five were:
You Betchaberry
Wasilly Hillbilly Vanilly
Rocky Road to Nowhere
I Can See Fudge From My House
I’m a Narcissist Who Lies, Also, With Nuts
OK, put on your creative thinking caps, and keep it Rated PG!
“Hi , My Name is Sarah and I Have Schizophasia”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schizophasia
Sarah Palin
Open Honest Transparent and Ethical
“The Audacity of a Dope”
The White Album.
Madame Bloviating
Sarah
Telling the Misperceptions &
Unfogging My Mind
” Grifters – R – US”
(with links to 5 different websites to send the money to… of course)
AND….Coupons for 25% off ‘Artic Cat’ gear….. on the last page of the book
It Wasn’t Me!! : The Quintessential Layman’s Guidebook to Politics, Childbirth, and Getting Full Credit for Getting Things Done
Das Krapital
I’m Mavericky and So Can You
and, (too easy) The Lyin’, the Witch, and the Wardrobe
Politics for Dummies
Also, Too
“The Subpeona-a-Day Desk Calendar”
“1001 Wasillans – The Palin Family”
“Seven Inlaws for Seven Brothers”
“Don’t Know Much About Geography … – the Sarah Palin Story”
“Meth and Methodology: A Normative Analysis of Taigal Hermeneutics”
“The Difference between a Hockey Mom and a Pit Bull: lipstick, Prada shoes, a Gucci handbag, and a few $3,000 Suits”
“In What Respect, Charlie…”
“Oil Of Me”
“East Of Sweden”
Sarah Palin: Profiles in Ineptitude
100 Ways to Prepare Word Salad and Fecal Dressing
The Sarah Palin Story: Why You Should Blink AND Then Say No When a Very Old Presidential Candidate Ask You If You Wnat to be His Running Mate
Aw nuts … let me try again w/correct spelling
The Sarah Palin Story: Why You Should Blink AND Then Say No When a Very Old Presidential Candidate Ask You If You Want to be His Running Mate
Pulp Friction: a Tale of Whoa in the Last Frontier
Evolution? Can’t Prove it by Me!
A Tale of two Leaders, Me and Pastor Muthee
My Wild Ride
Sarah Palin: And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn’t for these darn bloggers!
The Victimization of Sarah Palin on her Road Trip from Wasilla to the White House
My Dream of a Bitter America
Adderal Haze, the Story of one Woman’s Lost Grip on Reality
“From Rags To Righteousness”
In What Respect Charlie?
The Sequel: Any of them, all of them.
Rush in Like a Reformer, Deny, Blame and….I How I Am Always a “Victim”
Having created this meme – at least I think I did – back on November 16th or 17th, I doubt there’s an easy way to find all the blogs that have posted Palin book-naming contests since. This is round two, with the real book deal being announced.
There are probably enough real and unique titles to her projected book now to fill more pages than the book itself will have in it.
Maybe somebody like Steve Aufrecht or some other detail-oriented person can find a search engine that will sort the titles by number of times the same title has ben suggested by different commenters at different blogs. For instance, I’ve seen “The Audacity of Dope” posted at at least six different blogs, by different commenters, so it haas probably been suggested far more times than six.
“Sarah Palin: A Heartbeat Away From Lunacy”
Pulp Diction
Pride and Prejudice: the Rise and Fall of Sarah Phalin’
Hold Me Accountable
Growing up Palin
The Sarah Palin Chronicles-Unfiltered, Open and Transparent
Sarah Palin, AGIA and TransCanada
Alaska’s Dream Team
From Alaska to Russia, Canada, and Africa
Geography and Foreign Policy according to Sarah Palin
Sex, Lies and Guns
How I became so popular with the extreme right wing conservatives.
“The Wasilla Thrilla: Coming To A Town Near You”
NARCISSIST, SOCIOPATH….YUP…THAT’S ME….SARAH!
The Palin How-To Series:
The One Minute Governor: making time for your own agenda by not blinking
Under the Banner of Alaska: hiding your true motivations by abusing your state’s good name
The Narcissist’s Dilemma: It’s all about me. No, ME!
Into Thin Air: clearing your administration of pesky whistleblowers and incriminating e-mails
Into the Wild: a guide for banishing blogs and the annoying anonymous pajama-clad blogging bloggers who write them
The Electric Kool-Aid Arctic Cat Test: how to determine who’ll buy what you’re selling
Vacuous Vindication
“Hate And The Hating Haters Who Hate Me”
Everyone (but me) Poops.
“Prideful and Prejudiced”
Northern Disclosure
Pulling Out Early
A Wink in Time
The Call of the Vile
Governor’s Travels
“Governin’ For Dummies”
Wasilla Beauty’s Fairytale
Sarah, Palin and Tall (Tale)
Culdesac to Glory: My LIfe’s Journey
Sarah Unplugged (and Unhinged)
“Learnin’ to Read Is Easy As ABC, By Sarah Palin.”
Barracuda Style:
How look good and cash in on your infamy.
The Race to Nowhere
“View to A Kill”
“Wasilla Edition”
Sarah Palin’s Dreams
^Misworded on purpose^
“How To Field Dress A Liberal In Less Than 30 Minutes” *Or your money back!*
Walking With Dinosaurs
Witch Doctor to Choose: A Guide to Modern Evangelical Medicine
The Voices In My Head
Land of the Lost (Ethics)
Griftus Interruptus (I’ll do it till the court tells me to stop)
Winkin’, Blinkin’ and Todd
“Why I didn’t get back to ya!” Wink, Wink
I Can Do Whatever I Want Until the Courts Tell Me I Can’t – Including also this Book
The Curious Case of Sarah Palin
Fear and Loathing in Wasilla: A Savage Journey to the Heart of the Alaskan Dream
Gettin’ Even: My Life Story
I kinda like “Palin Place”
“If You Can Read This Title You’re Too Smart For This Book”
In what respect, God?
I’ll add one, ‘Sarah explains why SHE can lie but no one else can”. BUT, I think bloooper may have a winner..
“Sarah Palin: A Heartbeat Away From Lunacy”
Frivolous Complaints (or How I Beat the Bloggers)
The Wasilla Literary and Moose Pucky Pie Society
(With apologies to a wonderful book called “The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society” – a great read.)
“Picture Time With Sarah Palin” *ability to read not necessary*
“Also Too Sprach Sarathushtra” wherein the author describes her personal struggle between aša (truth) and druj (lies).
“Reading, Riting, Rithmatic, Boy oh Boy They Make Me Sick.”
“Six Years, Five Colleges, Four Kids, Three Jobs, Two Grandkids, One Husband and Zero High School Graduates Later: My True Story”
“If I was VP… and other tales of fiction”
I Can See the Truth From my House, and it’s Butt Ugly.
Northern Overexposure
Exxonerated
Are you there God? It’s me, Sarah.
Sarah Palin: Plumbin’ Amerika 1 Librul At A Time”
The Lying, the Witch, and the Wardrobe
It’s All About Job Creation
Burn after Reading
Oz Revisited: As Told by the Wicked Witch of the North
Last year at the blog firedoglake, I held a contest on poems about Ted Stevens. Maybe Mudflats should hold a two-day or three-day contest for best book title. Have readers rank their top ten during one post thread. Then whittle it down until you can vote on the top five. Or something like that.
My favorite at this post is “Also Too Sprach Sarathushtra”
But there are also a lot of other good ones also.
“Carpe Per Diem”
I didn’t make it up, but I love it.
‘Prideful and Prejudiced’
‘The Gripes of Froth’
‘Blah from the Madding Crowd’
‘Rumplestinkspin’
My Children are Off Limits, or, a Personal Journey through the Lives of my Children.
My favorite is “In What Respect, God?”
Baked Alaskan and Other Recipes for Disaster
Bogus: The Life of Sarah Palin
All So Sarah
Thank you AKM, I felt foolish that I didn’t notice that at the bottom of the other open thread , you had invited titles.
Here’s my entry for now…….. SO THERE!
It has become very obvious that you were not the only one! Glad you said something! AKM
“How This Book Made Me Rich – And Other Revelations”
Sarah, the Gift that Keeps on Giving
Vanity Fare to Nowhere
Sarah’s Colorin’ Book o’ Fun *special discount for Team Sarah members*
Where’s the challenge in this? Naming a book for her is way too easy. Now, picking one title will be difficult.
“The Audacity of Me”
I’ll Try to Find You Some and I’ll Bring Them to You – and Here They Are in this Book
I May Not Answer the Questions That You Want to Read, but I’m Going to Talk Straight to the American People and Let Them Know My Track Record Also.
Another Part of the Country – What I Learned About Wonderful Little Pockets of What I Call the Real America, Being Here With All of You Hard Working Very Patriotic, Very Pro-America Areas of This Great Nation and Also, Too, Wrote Down in This Book With My Degree in Journalism
“Still Crazy After All These Years” (apologies to Paul Simon)
“A Practical Guide To Ginology”
Palinocchio; The Sometimes True Store of a Religious Puppet Who Turns Maver-icky.
“If I Only Had A Brain – And Other Fun Musings”
” Schadenfreude: My Journey through the Garden of Self-Awareness”
It’s MY party, and I do whatever I wanta
My Presidential Platform…by Sarah Palin
I am the Center of the Universe
A Book about Me, Me and only Me.
Flanalette nightmares!!
Say It Ain’t So, Joe!
“Show Me the Door”
I think it should be “Color Me Phony”
Sarah Vain and Simple….you betcha…..or How I winked my way into the GOP
Just a Girl from Nowhere
Why I Never Shot a Hubris Out of Season
SO THERE KATIE !
Narcissisms too, Why They’re my Favorite Flowers Also
Maybe I should add:
A Book about Me, Me and only ME – so help me God.
How to look sexy hot for under just under 200K—with someone else’s money.
“Hey Liberals, Stimulate This!” – By Sarah Palin
Also…
An Inconvenient Truth: Meltdown of Sarah Palin
“OPM -That’s How I Roll”
{ Other Peoples Money }
Limbaugh Made Me Do It!
Palin….through the Eyes of Sarah….with the aid of Greta, Rush, Dr. Witcheroo et al
I Thought It Was a Beauty Contest!
Lessons from the Texas Cheerleader Mom and Others Who Take Out Anyone that Gets in Their Way
“How To Talk To A Smart Person – A Practical Guide For Palinistas”
“How To have Talk To Your Children About Abstinence”
“Sex: The Devil Does It To”
er, Too.
My First Family: Reflections of a Narcissist
Checkpoint Charlie and Other Tortuous Tales of MSM
“Thanks , But No Thanks”
Progressing and Pandering the Palins
Pallin’ Around With Trolls
“Pushing Through the Door to Nowhere”
“Nonsense and Nonsensibility”
On the Edge of the Bridge to Nowhere
Sarah Palin’s Big Pop-Up Book of Politics
with free box of crayons, also too!
“Dashing Great Expectations”
“Exorcism For Dummies – And Other Soul Saving Tips”
Uselessys’
‘Slaughterhouse Five and Other Turkeys’
‘The Vagina Moronlogues’
I could do this all night.
“Why You Should Vote For Me – And Not Go To Hell”
“101 Ways To Cook A Polar Bear”
Days of Whine and Poseurs
Warning! For Palinbots Only! (Unless you are a masochist, please don’t open this book.)
How SarahPac Saved Me
Abstinence, Governing, Telling the Truth and Other Things I Don’t Know Much About
“Libruls Not Included: A Path To Real Amurika”
“How To Fool Your Kids Into Eating Moose Meat”
The Blame Game
The Second Coming
Lies to Nowwhere
Just gimme the money
How to turn your journalism degree into a goldmine
How to lie to get ahead
Abstinence does not make the heart grow fonder
Be Still and Know That I’m the way
The Door That Did Not open
“Sarah Palin: 100 Things You Didn’t Want To Know About Me”
How Dare They Boo Piper
“No Carbs – No Calories – No Truth
A Word Salad
You Betcha”
“Red Monkey Shoes & the Faux Pit-Bull”
“Red Monkey Shoes Are Made For Balking”
Creationism–My Way
This is way too much fun!!!!!!!!!
Faux News from an Alaskan Governor
How I Caused the Downfall of Harper/Row
Inflatable Sarah…the GOP’s New Toy!
Who Says I Can’t Do It?
“Palin: The Guv that did not Gov”
Alaskan Deliverance
“Why I Can Lie and Still Not Look Like Pinnochio”
Sex, Lies and Polar Bears.
Any Witch Way
Trigonometry: How Fashion-Assisted Camouflage Can Hide Your First Grandbaby
“Off Limits But On Per Diems”
Palin’ around with Palin…………..me
The New Testament of Sarah Palin…… Shannyn Moore
Mt Redoubt and my New Friends…….me
“Don’t cry for me, Alaska” the story of Saracould’a. (Animals WERE hurt in the production of the movie)………Yermammy
“Lies Wide Open………… AddyGmom
The Rise and Fall of a Naughty Governor!
It’s All Todd’s Fault!
Sarah…Hear Me Screech!
Oh, Darn It…Here’s the Truth! (wink, wink)
Ethics ARE for Dummies
“Sarah Palin: The Arctic Catastrophe”
As If I Really Wrote This
The unbearable lightness of being (Sarah)
“How Does It Feel Now That Your Wallet Is $29.99 Lighter, Suckas!”
Abstinence and Prejudice
“You can’t Make this Stuff Up”
“Ms. Alaska … at last!”
Ethics R 4 Dummies
Doubt & Redoubt: The Volcanic Political Career of an Evangelical Alaskan Beauty Queen Runner Up
My Pet Gloat
With a nod to CS Lewis
The Problem of Palin
The Chronicles of a Narcissist
Mere Stupidity
The Screwup Journal
A Grifter Observed
“DIY Lipstick Tatoos – A Home Guide By Sarah Palin”
“If You Bought This You’re A Moron – and other potent potables”
Tweeting My way to Truth
Flannelette nightmares!!
(I had to ring my 82 yr old mother to find the correct spelling) and it is probably still incorrect!
Truth is overrated, but so am I
A Twit Tweets (thanks C.Rock)
“How Tina Fey Changed My Life”
Sarah Palin: Fighting the gotcha media one press release at a time…and also too, 1,000 ways cookies can save a village.
“You Bought It , You Name It”
“Alaska , It’s Been a Business Doing Pleasure With You”
“How I Chumped Alaska”
GA Peach a/k/a Lance the Boil aka Crust Scramble Says:
A Twit Tweets (thanks C.Rock)
I Love It. ! !
“Married to God – Sorry Todd”
The Maverick & The Snowman
Tom Cruise has already said the line…But I don’t think it is a Book.
” Show ME… the Money”
“That was a Close Call, America … Maybe Next Time”
“Why God Voted For Me – And Other Delusions”
Repeating my idea from the forum: “Palin!”
“Regrets ? Not a One”
“Gotcha, Media! (The Revenge of Sarah Palin on the MSM)”
“The Imaginary Conception”
Has anyone suggested “Say it ain’t so (over and over and over again)”?
How about:
“True (?) Confessions of a Pathological Liar — the Palin Story.”
“I Can’t Read: Confessions of A Snowbilly”
“It’s me, Sarah, Gettin’ Back to Ya”
The Lipstick Twitter
“It aint easy being cold & greasy”
“Welcome to End Times – The Sarah Palin Story”
Wow…over 152 comments…I’ll never catch up!! Before I go back to comments, let me share one….
Sarah Plain: Political Hoax of the Century
The Plain Story: Lies, Lies and More Lies
Lipstick Mama
Okay…I’ll stop….ohohohohohohoh…one more…. The Art of Panhandling (or how to get free legal advice)
How bout just “GOTCHA!!!”
Collecting clothes for charity, the maverick way
“The Bible 2: Sarah Palin Edition”
“Polar Bears Are The Devil”
The book that Katie Couric could not write
“Sarah Palin: These Boots Are Going To Walk All Over You”
The Love of Alaska
It’s her story…she’ll make the title look good for her….this could be construed as her love of Alaska or that she is the Love of Alaska….
“I Can See Russia from MY House , FU national media”
Read My Lips Blogger’s
Alaska’s Royalty
Don’t Countess Meout
“Bloged down in Alaska”
a tale of pajamas and basements
Sarah Palin
Bought & Paid for by Alaskans
How the Press Screwed Me and the Christians Saved Me.
Sarah in a nutshell
Mental Torture
Palingate: In My Own Words
or
Shootin’ the Wooten: Fables that Enable
Lord of the Lies
The Grifters of Alaska
I Need To give It a Title?
What Volcano?
Ok I Wrote the Book Now Gimme The Crown
My Secret Love Affair With Boss Limbaugh
Scarahface
Memoirs of a Narcissist
Salad dressing.
“Wham, Bam, Thank You Alaska”
The Devil Wears Red Monkey Shoes
“Life at the Wasilla Hilton”
“No More PJ’s
No More Work
No More Bloggers
Who Always Lurk”
“It’s MY Story
And I’m Sticking To It”
“How To Derail the Straight Talk Express on the Bridge to Nowhere”
“You betcha I wrote this book, also.”
I love WakeUpAmerica’s “The Lyin’, The Witch, and the Wardrobe”!
“Reflections on My Road to Deep Doodoo”
“How I Plan On Destroying The World”
1. ‘Silk Boxers – why we love Them’…. by Todd & Sarah
2. “EmbarASS-ing Moments & Silk Boxers …Never be caught with Your Pants down”
I was gonna say “Say It Ain’t So, Joe!”, but AKaurora beat me to it!! So, that’s my favorite!
Ethics are for Losers
Pimp those Naughty Monkeys
Neiman Marcus, Here I Come
“Tales Of An Arctic Plains Grifter”
“I Hate Polar Bears And So Can You!”
On a clear day, you can see Putin
Are You Smarter Than An Alaska Governor?
Sarah Palin: Destroying Ethics Complaints One Hater At A Time”
Wasilla Chillbilly: Mavericky Maven
No Ethics:A Grifters Family Tale
Sarh Palin ,Governor/ Journalist: A Degree Too Far
Sarah Palin: My Life As A Stupid Star
Lying Liars and How I Became One
Election Rejection by Maverick Deception
I Was Alaska
(One Year Later)
A Brief History of the Universe that Centers Around Me Also.
Ineffectual
Hypocrisy from Heaven
The Universe Revolves Around Me, Katie
by Sarah Plain
See Sarah Run
Grifter Tales: Book 1: How the Naughty Monkey Shoes Helped Me Jump the Shark
Sarracudda
Palinocchio? Nah…………..
All and Everything – About Me!
Life Is Real Only Then When I Am in the Spotlight
Faking It Made Simple
99 Ways to Lose an Election
Happiness Is a Warm AK-47
The Fine Art of Grifting: How to Set Up PACs and Trust Funds
Imagine … Me Governing You
(Gah, this is too easy… must .. stop .. now ..)
I was over on Progressive Alaska and suggested:
WAR and Sleaze
and
How to Promote Friends and Irritate People
“Where Grifters Dare”
“I am the Cookie Monster”
One more:
Of Course I Wrote This Book
I Can See a Royalty Check from My House!
….stepping away….
Sarah Palin: Me, Myself, and I. How I stretched my 15 minutes of infamy into a long, tortured winter for natives, polar bears, teens, rape and incest victims, wolves, Levi, non Arctic Cat fans, my kids (leave them out of this) and anyone else that can’t get me money from the oil mavens.
I’ve got to stop; this is addictive. One more; “I Did It My Way”.
Having It All, At Other’s Expense
Life IS Like a Box of Chocolates: The Sarah Palin Story
L’État c’est Moi. (I am the State)
Top Ten Book Titles:
10. Why Stupid People Matter Also Too
9. In This Great Nation With I
8. Crippling The Leftwing With Bullets Sold At Your Fireworks Stand
7. Lipstick for a Dipstick!
8. Vice President Cheney, My Hero, My Guy, My GOD …He just shot me!
6. Todd and I and Them and Us: A Palin Family Life History Making In My Own
Words Without The Elite Lies Also
5. Sarah Speaks! And In Only The Way She Can!
4. You Know You’re A Redneck If…We Make Levi Look All Harvard-y
3. My Spokesgal Is An Idiot! How To Hire People Who Are Smarter Than You Can Be Too!
2. I’m So Tired of Siding. Buy This Book.
And the number one title for Sarah Palin’s book:
“My Autobiography Written In A Car”
That’s what that means, isn’t it?
Bride of Chance The Gardener
Ethics Are For Sissies
The Unchained Memoir (Unchained Melody)
The five faces of Sarah.
Pro-America!
“The Memoirs of Sarah Palin – Or, How To Waste 12 Hours Of Your Life For Less Than $30!”
I love this one: “Nonsense and Nonsensibility”
The Audacity of Stupid
Like Shooting Wolves From Helicopters
I Can See Russia From My House
Call Me Tina
Yes, Alaska Is A State
The Left Didn’t Like Me Much
“Dumb, Dumber and Dumbest”
AKM – You got a live one here !! Lurkers are out in force !!
Ah-h…….FUN TIMES !!
Sarah: Unplugged
Queen Esther Reincarnate
2012…A Space Cadet’s Odyssey —Wishful Thinking
Grim Fairy Tales
The Accidental Governor
Fear and Loathing in Alaska
A Hypocrite’s Guide to the Universe
(he he..this is fun!)
Here are a couple more I posted on Progressive AK –
Pageant Walker: Why an AK Governor Wears Naughty Monkey Shoes
“Sarah, Smile!” or How an Hall and Oates Song Inspired a Political Career
And one more that I posted on Progressive AK:
Jesus In Her Handbag: The Sarah Heath Palin Story
Mein Pomp
Sarahface
I had Scarahface before, but I like Sarahface better, =)
Clueless in Wasilla
On a clear day I can see Juneau
This one made me laugh the most, thanks UKLady!
“The Vagina Moronlogues’
“Barracuda Bytes”
“Rebels and How to Achieve, More, More More!!!”
I think I like these two the best:
Pulling Out Early
A Wink in Time
I have laughed all the way town to here. All are great!!! LOL
Fairy Tales Can Come True
by Meg Stapleton…I mean Sarah Plain
Democrats Would Have Loved Me
Sarah Who?
Addictive……
Pageant Waves and Flute Notes
To Mock and Kill a Polar Bear
My Ding-a-Derry Life and Times Also
Ok, last ones from me. =)
“Sarah Palin: Smiting Liberals For You And Me”
“Sarah Shrugged”
How to do it until the courts make you stop.
At this pace – I think this thread will have the most posts of all. We still have the afternoon and evening shift to go. Yay lurkers !! AKM has her work cut out for her. Great titles guys !!
“Sarah Palin: The Unstoppable Ginocerous”
“O, if I only had a brain . . “
Sarahcuda! How Basketball Shaped My Political Philosophy
Maverick Moves: How a Wasilla Mom Became the VP nominee
I Will Tell You Why The Oceans Near The Shore Also Too
After Confirin’ With Jesus Here I Am
The Life & Times of a Grifter
“My Trip to Niemans”
or simply
“Also”
@austintx:
well, ya know, “mudpups just wanna have fun!”
“Call Me Sarah”: From Wasilla to the Juneau
Winkin’, Not Blinkin’, and Todd
“Abstinence and Malice”
Ethics Shrugged
I Can See The White House From My House
Carabou Barbie Speaks
All My Wassilla Hillbilles
The Lying Game
The Beauty Queen of Right Wing Politics
GOD Speaks to Sarah Palin
The Beauty and the Beast Expose
Sarah, The Barbarian
(did someone also say that…I just can’t remember all of them….don’t want to step on toes)
Parah Salin (from my granddaughter! She caught me!)
Rats. Should be:
“Call Me Sarah”: From Wasilla to Juneau
Scientology and Jesus, I Don’t Get It Either
Can You Even Dye My Eyes To Match My Gown?
Sarah’s Trace Your Ancestry Home DNA Kit: Find Out Who Your Real Relatives Are And Who Is Just A Visitor! (Includes A Lockable Scrapbook!)
“Tfpoiejwoaisf niot siovut hioeshfg”
“Polar Bears And Wolves AND Turkeys, Oh My!”
Gird Your Loins-The Sarah Palin Story
Dont Cry For Me Wasilla by Evita Palin
These Little Town Blues
Under The Bus
Spawned
Per Diem – A Day In the Kingdom
Pomp and Pagentry
Walk A Mile In My Naughty Monkeys
Pivot, Wave, Smile – You Just Can’t Blink
Out Of Context – The Classic Sarah Palin
Joan of Wasilla: The Sarah Palin Story
“Alaska , You Just Got Punked”
I apologize if this has already been posted.
Stupid is as Stupid does.
Or, how about “Word Salad, Musings of Sarah Palin”.
She could just “borrow” from Bill
The Comedy of Sarah
Much Ado About Sarah
The Taming of the Shrew
The Tempest
or
A Tale of Two Sarahs
Bleak House, The Palins of Wasilla
The Origins of Sarah
Are You Experienced?
Steal This Book!
A Convenient Truth
Crime Without Punishment
You Can Make This Stuff Up!
Ask Not What Your Country Can Do For You, Ask What You Can Do For Me!
Sorry, Ga Peach. Wasn’t trying to steal your title; I posted my before reading all the others.
Meet Me In The Refuge State: End Time Notes with Sarah Palin
Fall of an Angel: The story of Sarah-fin
(ok, I’m stretching it now)
“An Incovenient Goof”
Fertilla in Wasilla.
Brainless in Wasilla
Jesus on my BlackBerry
by Sarah H. Palin
Oh, I forgot…
Sarah’s Labours Lost
North State Grifter
The devil made me say that..
Skypiloting … for dummys
1. “INTOXICATING – Drunk on Power”
2. ” Traveling the Political Highway…ALWAYS turning RIGHT”
3. NASCAR Fans Heart (insert the ‘heart’ symbol here) Palin- Our Maverick turns RIGHT.. Not Left
Clueless in Wasilla – The Sarah Palin Story
With Six You Get Juneau
Pride and Precipice
I haven’t had time to read all of these, so if this repeats anyone, I apologize:
Abstinence Makes the Heart Grow Fonder
The Audacity of Dope
Sarah’s Wildlife Coloring Book
Why I wrote this book because I’ve read most of them, again with a great appreciation for the press, for the media, Um, all of them, any of them that have been in front of me all these years, except this one
Days of Whine and Ruses
or
Days of Whine and Poses
“Tripe , Drivel , Lies……..The Combo Plate of My Life”
Sarah: When Jesus Rears His Head, I Listen
I’ll Have Cheese With My Whine
Whine and Dine: Sarah Palin’s Cookbook for Sissies
“Write This ? I Don’t Even Read”
Satan Was Trying To Tempt Me……sorry I stole that from Miss California
What to Expect When You’re Faking Expecting
“Alaska , Kiss My Ass”
From Sandpoint to Wasilla: The Life and Times of a Alaskan Hockey Mom
Que Sarah Sarah (Whatever Will Be Will Be)
I, Narcissus:
How I Bamboozled, Bullied and BS’ed My Way to Fame…And I Ain’t Done Yet!
Who Moved My Vice Presidency?
Moose Stew for the Ethically Challenged Soul
“Gotcha!”
It Takes a Village Idiot
Who’s Your Mama?
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the White House
How To Succeed In Politics Only By Lying
Huey Long in Drag
Grover Says:
May 13th, 2009 at 2:31 PM
Sorry, Ga Peach. Wasn’t trying to steal your title; I posted my before reading all the others.
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No worries, Grover. Yours is better.
I like “Six Years, Five Colleges, Four Kids, Three Jobs, Two Grandkids, One Husband and Zero High School Graduates Later: My True Story” from Miss Demeanor (p. 2).
And a partridge in a pear tree…
My stomach is starting to hurt – mudpups you make me laugh… hats off to all. =)
wow…over 300 responses! the creative juices are flowing
“How Red Shoes and Down’s Syndrome Almost Got Me Into the White House”
Fear and Loathing in Wasilla: The strange and terrible saga of Sarah Palin
Minneapolis on $59,000 a Day
Sarah Palin: Victim of Circus Pants
If At First You Don’t Succeed…
… Lie, Lie Again!
See, Spot, Run
Sarah Palin
The End of an Error
The Palin Doctrine
[Do Not Read Unsupervised]
Pit Bulls, Monkeys, and Bear Cubs
A Bed Time Fable -or – How to cure Your Insomnia
Me Guv You Long Time
The totally incredible but true (wink, wink) story of poor, misunderstood Sarah Heath Palin (press here to make a donation)
You Can Just Make This Stuff Up! Also.
Crack Doors
How Sarah Palin Squeezed her Way Into the Nation Spotlight
Wink Your Way To The Top
Other People’s Money
Ah, Professor, I’m on the same track
Winkin’ my way from Wasilla to Washington
Washington Winks, the Nation Blinks
…Known as Maverick or The Maverick wears Prada…
Missed Congeniality
“Alaska Baby , Was It Good ?? I Loved It !!”
Vacant and Vapid Striving for VP
How to win Fools and Influence Sheeple
“The Great Palin Train Wreck”
“Effectively Governor – in only 5 minutes a day for dummies” by A Dummy
Me, Sarah – A True Story (of a Hypocrite)
Tuesdays with Moron
(not original to me but made me laugh)
“How I Got Recalled” by Sarah P
Traveling the road to NO where.
Alaska’s RED hot momma.
The world according to GINO.
A visit to my world, the scary truth.
I Eat Live Boogers
The Alaskas On-line Press Almost Caught Me
OK – This is addictive:
Dude, Where’s My Clothes?
Planes, Trains & Automobiles – You Paid For ‘Em!
From Nyet to Da – My Foreign Policy Experience
Also Katie….
Throw Mama From The Train
Permalips
Pipe Dreams
A Wasilla Home Companion
Above Average: The Contrived History of the Palin Family
Moosepoopin
Glory Daze
We’re Better Than The Johnstons
PAC My Bags
“No Returns, No Refunds”
My Favorite….from….
whiskyotter @ #316
What to Expect When You’re Faking Expecting
Great one!!! ROFLOL Thanks!!
“The Silence of the Turkeys”
Sarah Palin: My Life’s Story – I Didn’t Blink and Just Did What God Told ME To Do – Honestly, Also
The Legend of Robbin’ Cuda
The Palin Family :
kooks & Liars
Rouge Cou:
Sarah Style
Bluff & Bluster:
How I did it!
See Sarah Run
Run Sarah Run
ATTACK!
My life story by Sarah Palin
How about
“Alaska – Its All About ME And For ME”
“Throw Sarah Under the Train”
“My Way or the Highway to Nowhere”
“God Made Me Do It”
Or
“How You Too Also Can Be a Dummy and Governor Too Also”
Or
“I’ll Find Out and Git Back to Ya”
If the empathy belly fits, you must acquit!
“IT’S GOTTA BE ALL ABOUT JOB CREATION: The Secret to Getting Postions for Which You Are Completely Unqualified!”
“CHEAPER BY THE DOZEN: Setting Up Your Own Legal Defense Fund for Fun and Profit!”
The Tweeting Twitterer: Tales of a Grifter
Protectin’ Real America when Putin Rears His Ugly Head, or All My Foreign Experience Also Too
Cronyism 101–How to give jobs to all your high school buds, especially if they like cows
Grifting, Grifting over the Ocean Blue (Putin, I SEE You!)
“I’m Running Out of Places to Hide the Bodies”
“Some People Are Alive Cause It’s Illegal to Shoot Them”
“I Can See Bloggers From My Helicopter”
This is too much fun!!!!!!!!
Audacity of a Dope (many credited with this one)
Dreams of My Fat head
Malice in Wonderland
The Velveteen Grab-it (and run)
O, Babble on!
The 7 Habits of Highly Ineffective Governors
WAR and Piece.
How to Become a Millionaire on Taxpayer’s Funds: The Sarah Palin Story
I can’t stop!
Stairway to Heaven-The Sarah Palin Climb
Iron Womb
The Devil wears Prada.
Can’t resist this one for the Christian-imprint version:
The Palin-Driven Life
Recipes for a New America: The Sarah Palin Cookbook
The Palinstine Prophecy
I know this one is technically already taken, but how about “The Secret”? LOL
@InJuneau: your last one made me think of a song!
“Griftin’, griftin’, griftin’ on a river”
(apologies to Tina Turner)
Or, misquoting Sue-
I’ll find out and get back AT ya!
The Baby Name Book. Palin style.
Sarah Palin: UNPLUGGED
I Promoted My High School Yearbook
Pallin’ Around With My High School Delinquents
“Sarah Palin’s Favorite Cookie Recipes – Learn How To Bake Your Way Out Of Any Situation!”
A Wind in the Door: How God blew open my Future.
Sarah’s Book of Revelations (Ghost writer….God)
Also, Too.
Show Me a Door
“Doorknobs Are For Wusses”
I am laughing hysterically from reading these posts. You people are incredibly funny.
“People who need Sheeple: The Sarah Palin story”
Beyond The Palin
“Where’s Sarah?” She wouldn’t have to write this one, but only show off her geographical knowledge of Alaska. She could be in the crowd of towns in Alaska and viewers would try to find her. This would be better than her ACTUALLY having to go to towns across Alaska, and the reader would learn a little Alaskan geography. A win for all concerned!
A nod to Abbie Hoffman:
“Burn This Book”
No Thank You, A Book from Nowhere
Tradin Babies
Coffee Time with Sarah and Sherry
All my Babies, my story of a Virgin Birth
When Fishpickers Wear High Heels: The Sarah Palin Story
To follow up to AKRaven’s suggestion:
Who’s Sarah?
or
What’s Sarah?
Grapes of Graft
All My Lies
The Days of Our Lies
Great White Dope
Bitchcraft
The Old Man and Me
Grab It, Run!
The Gospel of Sarah Palin: To Hell with science; Have faith in ME!
Sarah Palin: Girl from Wasilla to Queen of Alaska, You Betcha!
Fertilla Wasilla…OMG…I’m still laughing…everybody has great titles…but the person who came up with Fertilla Wasilla or Fertilla from Wasilla…oh my …..tears, snot…laughter…too hilarious.
Here’s a variation:
A Fishpicker in Pumps: The Sarah Palin Story
the greatest story ever sold
Sarah: Beauty is a Beast (and shoots beasts, too, also)
“I Keep Knockin’ But Someone Locked the Door”
This is addictive like giving drugs to an addict — I gotta stop!!!!!
Gone With the Polar Bears
Oh Lord, the temptation is just too much.
“The Tapping of the Gash”
“How The Gash was Tapped”
“The Gash in Alaska”
Should I go on?
Hahahahaha
Sorry but I just couldn’t resist.
“The Devil’s in the Details – That’s why I avoid them”
It’s My Party and I can Lie If I Want To
The End Days of Our Lives
Do These Lies Make Me Look Fat?
Hot Sex on a Snowmachine, or my Life as an Alaskan Beauty Queen (partially sponsored by Arctic Cat)
“Nowhere, Alaska” The story of Sarah Palin’s political aspirations
Sarah: any Time is a Good Time for Goodbyes
Governor Pilgrim: the Sarah Palin Story
Sarah Tonin’
Granny Palin: my Life as a Fertile Myrtle
Poor Pitiful Picked on Me, My Presidential Platform
Sarah Palin: the Mama Grizzly of Alaskan Politics
Has Moby Hick been taken?
Seriously Frivolous
Night of the Living Palins
Sarah Palin: how to Updo and Outdo the Competition
Who Wants To Be A Millionaie and President?
“the puss ‘n the boots”…….”desire under the volcano”……”kissing alaska goodbye”…..b
The Woman Who Kills All the Wolves
The Pitbull Martyr in Lipstick
Membraneth!
Sarah Palin: the Gospel Truth About the Sex, Lies, and Video Tape.
No, You Can’t – Yes, I Can
Beyond the Palindrome
Sarah Palin: the Ice Woman Cometh
“The wheels on the bus go . . . . THUMP”
Hmm…..
“A History of Sarah. Also.”
“Why I Didn’t Blink”
“So Many Words, So Little Time”
“Bloggers – Why They Hate America. And me, also.”
“McCain & Me”
“Russia – It’s Closer Than You Think”
You puppies rock! Thanks for the laughs!
“How to Influence Your Friends and Alienate All Other People”
“And She’s Tweating Her Blackberry to Heaven”
sarahccuda – how to eat your competition alive
Macro Governing: Exclusively
Sarah Palin on Deceptive Governing
Sarah Palin : Governing For Dummies
How to Stay In Office While Doing Nothing
Where In the World is Sarah Sandiego?
How to Govern Alaska – Blackberry Style
Sarah Heath Palin: How I Saved Alaska
Governing 2009 : Appointing Friends to Government Success
Taking Life One Per Diem at a Time
Blizzard of Words
“Sarah Get Yer Gun or I Can See Bloggers from My Window”
“Word Salad for Dummies”
“Naughty Monkeys Made for Walking: The Political Travels of Sarah Palin”
(heh heh…got to go back and read the rest, popcorn at hand but no liquids)
“Wait! Wait! Don’t Tell on Me!”
Palinoscopy
What Happens in Juneau, Stays Off My Agenda
I Meant to Do That: Sarah’s Big Adventure
The pace is blistering…….person can’t leave for more than a minute………….
“Even a person who is pure in heart and says his prayers by night, may become a Palin when the Sarah bane blooms, and the autumn moon is bright”.
445 Jen in Japan Says:
May 13th, 2009 at 4:43 PM
Palinoscopy
What Happens in Juneau, Stays Off My Agenda
I Meant to Do That: Sarah’s Big Adventure
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Funny !!
“Idaho: Who you callin’ a ho?” The Sarah Palin Journalism Story
Sarah Palin Speaks, How I sought Fame, Fortune and Even Distortion of Relationships.
All My Daughters Children
So true austintx – the collective energy here could fire up a power plant!
One more:
“Saranomics: I Get What You Pay For”
How I made Millions Working Part-time and You Can Too, I Mean Also, No, To
The Lipstick Pig Whisperer
1. “From High-School… to High-Office”…..my Paling around Friends.
2. Nepotism – thy Name is Sarah
And this name/word I saw on Huffpo today. Not mine but it fits. simply…
3. “Govzilla” …….or “Govzilla Attacks Washington”
(can you picture her clinging to the top of the Capital Building-rather than the Empire State Building )
Anglers and Demons: Race-baiting for profit and gain
Gone With the Windbag
“Palin’ with the Palins”
“Gettin’ Back to Ya: What I Learned While Campaigning”
“The Pig Wears Lipstick and Other Fairy Tales” by Sarah Palin
“How to Wink Your Way to Power”
The Book Of Sarah
Who Needs A Key, When God Is Your LockSmith
READ THIS BOOK NOW
Tomorrow Will Be Too Later Also
bringing over from the original thread – 1st page.
“Sarah: The Uncovered Truth In Her Own Worlds”
Power Winking Takes alot of Engery Also
Armed And Disingenuous The Sarah Palin Story
Blessed By God Yet Hated By Bloggers In Pj’s Where Did I Go Wrong By Sarah Palin
BFF: Me, Myself, and I”
“Tweeting My Way to the Presidency”
I Was Right People Will Believe Anything
The Call of the Wild (Well There Was Till We Shot Them All From Helicopters)
Fear of Flying (And Not Being Allowed to Shoot Wolves)
Valley of the Dulls
“And You Thought It Was a Bad Dream”
“Per Diems, and Pac’s And Clothes…Oh My!”
I may get busted, but I ain’t flat broke!
“The real Sarah” The gift that just keeps giving!!!
The McCain Mutiny: One Whacko’s Story from the Campaign Trail
“The real Sarah” The gift that just keeps on giving!!
Sarah Palin: The Woman Without A Brain
The Pork Wore Lipstick
Animals Are my Best Friends: Thats Why I kill Them
The Toddlers Guide to Winning Elections
The Skinny On Winning
How all my Sour Grapes turned to Whine
Speaking in Tongues: An Autobiography of Sarah Palin
Rapture Ready: The Governor from Wasilla
Godzilla from Wasilla
Gobble, Gobble: A Turkey’s Tale
End-Times: A Hagiography of Sarah Palin
Sarah Palin: An Ersatz Life
Ban This Book! The Sarah Palin Story
Book to Nowhere: The Sarah Palin Story
Absinthe. Obstinance, Absence or Abstinence: I’m sure one of these will work!
The Moose Whisperer
Mooselini: Fascism in the Last Frontier
One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, No Fish
An Alaskan in the Real America
The Alaskan Will and Testament of Sarah Palin
The Grifters Guide to the Galaxy: That towel come in handy when the knock at the door isn’t God.
And for Silly Whabbit: Memoirs of a Gash
When Dummies Win
Lyin’ In Winter.
(And Spring. And Fall. And Summer. Also.)
Alaska Loves ME
& 10 Other Dreams
Witch Way Up.
My rise in national politics.
You can catch Shanynn give mudflats a shout-out about this thread on KO here : http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3036677/
Also, Too: A Ghostwritten Life
The Lipstick Piggy…Tales From The Swine.
How To Succeed Without Ever Accomplishing Anything.
Someone needs to send a tweet to the governor showing her all the wonderful title ideas for her!! I can only imagine the disgusting choice she might come up with!!
Caribou Tales
Slaughter Wolves, Chop Off Paw & Collect $150.00 Goverment Handout, Plus Other Sarah Palin Pro-Life Hypocricies!!
All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten: The Sarah Palin Guide to Governing
Much Ado About Nothing: The Sarah Palin Story
God and Me at North Idaho College (with apologies to William F. Buckley)
With Forward by: Dead Turkey Talking!
All My Wisdom (A Leaflet by Sarah Palin)
Sarah Palin’s Big Book of Fancy Pageant Walkin’
Steal This Book (and Deny It All Later!)
The True Story of Me and the AIP, the GOP, and what the GOD Told Me.
To Russia, With Love
I am not a crackho!
Alaska Ho!
To the Whitehouse
The P Files
Grammy Award Winner Sarah Palin!
Clothes Encounters of The Blurred Mind
The Nothing Book: Special Commemorative Sarah Palin Edition
Idaho to Alaska ~ How I went from Spud to Dud
Magical Thinking: The Sarah Palin Guide to Governance and Abstinence
Arrested Development: The Saran Palin Story
Zen and The Art of Abstinence (Ghost Rider…The Dud)
Counting 101: 40 weeks, 9 months, plus/minus a bunch of days
Can’t speak? Just Wink!
Abstinence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder
Sarah: The New Politics of Alaska
Charge of the Slight Brigade: How the Bloggers Hurt My Feelings
How A Beauty Pageant Prepared Me for Politics
Sarah Palin; Moose Whisperer
WOW! Looks like there may have to be a variety categories for all these great titles! Sooo many good ones!
I Gotcha This Time !