Palin Going Rogue? Name That Party!
Uh oh. What’s a soon-to-be-ex-almost-one-term governor to do when only one third of her own party thinks she’s qualified to be president?
A majority of Americans think Sarah Palin is stepping down as Alaska’s governor for political reasons, according to a new national poll, with a majority of Republicans now saying that they do not believe that Palin would be an effective president.
Only 33 percent of Republicans questioned in a CBS News survey released Monday night say that Palin would have the ability to serve effectively as president. Last fall, 71 percent of registered Republicans felt that way.
There’s one sure fire way to fix that little problem. If you just form your very own party, then everyone who signs up will support you! That’s an impressive 100%, as compared to that feeble sounding 33%. Ah, what a little number crunchery can do.
These are the rumblings and grumblings coming from the GOP, that Palin may get mavericky once again, and branch out on her own. Will she or won’t she? Should she or shouldn’t she? Mike Huckabee, one of the few potential Republican nominees in 2012 who remains standing, after not going hiking on the Appalachian Trail, and not calling our next Supreme Court Justice a racist, thinks she should stay.
“I hope she remains — let me be real clear — a part of the Republican Party,” Huckabee told FOX News. “I’m a little concerned when I hear her say that she may sort of branch out and go third party or go independent. That would be a big mistake because we need to rebuild the Republican Party, not abandon it.”
Concerned? Why would he be a little concerned that his potential rival might leave the party? Perhaps he has a calculator. And perhaps he did the math. If 21% of Americans are Republicans, and 33% of those are somehow convinced, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary that Sarah Palin is actually qualified to hold the highest office in the land, that means that … (tap tap tap on calculator)… if she leaves, the GOP will consist of… (tap tap)… a whopping 14.1% of Americans. That’s like when you tally up the number of animals remaining of an endangered species, and you know that it’s just not going to make it. 14.1% is just not a viable party. Pardon me while I get a hanky and cry my eyes out.
And then there are those (probably the same ones that said that Palin walking out in the middle of her first term in office was brilliant political strategy) that think the whole third party thing is the Republican Party itself being ‘crazy like a fox.’ They say the reall problem is that they need to take back the party from the looming threat of… Ron Paul. See, the third “conservative” party, which would be doomed to failure (because they all are), would somehow serve to brilliantly outflank the Libertarian Republicans and then become reabsorbed back in to the Republican Party, leaving it better than ever! Or so the theory goes.
Sarah Palin and Joe Scarboroughare part of a much larger and very clever rebranding process that seems to be grass roots but in our estimation is being run by Republican power brokers. There are probably no accidents in politics as Franklin Delano Roosevelt famously said, and the current expansion of the “conservative” trend is no accident either. It is not aimed at the Democrats, or even Barack Obama so much as it is aimed at controlling what such power brokers believe is truly dangerous, Libertarian Republicans and Ron Paul.
Whatever.
I say, yes. Do it Sarah Palin! Your country needs you to form a third party. You show those good ol’ boys what you’re made of! (Double checking calculator display to make sure it still says 14.1%) Yup, you know they’re going to be expecting politics as usual. So, do what you do best. The opposite. See that door that says “Third Party?” I’m sure I see a crack in that door.
But somehow “Third Party” or “Conservative Party” lacks a certain Palin pizazz. So please use this thread to come up with your own name for Palin’s future party. Who knows? It may be so inspiring that she’ll decide to just go for it. I’ll leave the thread up and in a couple days, I’ll put your best names in a poll and we’ll vote. It’ll be a great way to celebrate her last week as governor.
There’s only one name that’s strictly out. It’s already been used once in history, and a certain Mudflats mascot would take strong objection. No “Bull Moose Party.”
Real American
Reagan Republican
Maverick
Bat $#|+ Crazy Party
Maybe she could go with something wolf or pit bull related.
No Bull Moose… we’re the Pit Bull Party.
Pit Bull Moose?
AKM, I agree with keeping Bull Moose party off limits, not just out of deference to Brian, but in deference to one of our more progressive presidents, who, ironically, was a Republican. Teddy Roosevelt established the National Park System, was known for being a trust buster, and on and on. Even though he was a hunter, I doubt he would think shooting game from a helicopter was a good idea. And lets not get into the pandering modern day Republicans do with corporations, including our Sarah. I had a couple of ideas, and I will try to keep them clean. “The Bull S*** Party”, “The Mavwreck Party”, “The, Hey Mom, Look, I Formed my Own Political Party, Party”
ReichWing Party.
Pity Party.
Wolf Bane Party
or
Alaska Independent Secessionist Party of Seven?
Oh Dr. Chill – you have beaten me to the punch! so sad….
OK – Grand Old Gun Rights Party
All for Limited Government American Evangelical Party (ALGEA)
The American Way (or the Highway) Party
Party at My House
Mama Bear Party… judging from her last few Tweets.
How about “The Rapturepublicans”?
Jesus will be casting his vote in person at the polls, you betcha’!
How about the Naughty Monkey Party?
or
Just Palin Around Party?
CONsessionist Party; accent on the “con”…the party emblem being a black&white striped grebe, with a mask on, holding a bag of loot!
Okay, so the question is for AKM, once she picks a winner for the best name. Can we then do the new party’s top ten planks, like the Dems and Repubs do at their conventions? Oh, one more, in a shout out to a political party of yesteryear; the Whig Party was replaced by the Republican Party and now the Republican Party will be replaced by “The Whigged Out Party’
Me-publican Party
A resurgence of the “Know-Nothing Party” aka American Party from the 1800′s.
Give Me Your Greenbacks Party
The Frivolous Party.
Hey….howz about the Quittercrat Party?
I like the Bull-Sh!t Party.
The Regressive Party
The Labor-tarian Party
Sarah First Party
The Progressing Party
Labor & Delivery Party
Palin Pity Party Party
The Wink Party
ITSMY PARTY (I’ll Cry If I Want To)
We are not the only one’s trying to come up with names for Palin’s new Party …Here are a few I found elsewhere:
the national secessionist party
Real America Party
Trigs Are People Too, Help America To Achieve Sucess and Security
Republican’s Alternative Palin Enterprise.
National Conservative Party
The National Alaskan-American Conservative Party
Real America Party
Patriotic American Conservatives
FREEDOM Party or something like that
Wasilla Main Street Kitchen Table Party
National Sarah and Democracy for America Party
Jesus Party
National American Advancement Conservative Party
National Alliance Making Bipartisan Leadership for America
The Palin Party
Maverick Party
Independent Conservative Movement
Conservative Christian Constitutional Party
The It’s My Party (and I’ll Whine if I Want To)
Fred
The Real American Party
Maybe we need a Palin Party name generator…
The Wink and Nod Party Too, Also…
The Twitter Party
The TwitterPated Party
(with apologies to Bambi)
#1:The Twittercan Party
No need for any ideology or a solid platform….just 140 characters at a time to quote famous men who would have hated you and what you do.
#2: Quittercrats: Just look cute, wink and quit when things get a bit rough.
Party of One?
HYPOCRATS (all of ‘em)!
BTW…Great post AKM!!!
The Mibbits Party
Here are my bids for the nascent group of imbecilic clods willing to coalesce around Sarah Palin:
The Know Nothing Party
The Twit Party (the “Twits”)
The Quit Party (the “Quitters”)
The American Moron Party
The Oh-No-You-Cant Party (the “Ohnoyoucants”)
The How-Can-We-Be-So-F@#$ing-Stupid Party
The Republican Party
or since it really is all about Sarah,
The Palinites
The American Sarah Society, Holding America Together (The “A.S.S.H.A.T.s”)
The Winkers and Whiners Party
The Crack In The Door Party
Lost Mojo Party
Candies’ Abstinence Party
Questionable Ethics Party
Five-Watt Bulb Party
Teenaged Sex in the House Party
I Am Also Too a Candidate Party, Also
AIP (American Independence Party, to declare Pro-America independent from that mean ol’ Tsar in Russia! And isn’t it about time, people?)
Arctic Cat SNOW!machine Party (upon payment of $1 million fee)
Flexible Christian Values Party
Wipin’ Out Wildlife (The WOW! Party)
The second coming of the know nothing party, she’s a natural leader.
The Palinban Party
Gasman Says:
The American Sarah Society, Holding America Together (The “A.S.S.H.A.T.s”)
LOL!
I’m retracting the Mibbits Party. That’s mine and I’m keeping it. …my preeecccious….
Evangelicalraputurist Party
Rupturists Unlimited (no, I didn’t mispell it)
United Party of C-Streeters
Slam Bang Thank You Maam
Heavy Breathers Anonymous
The “Lobotocrats”
Confabulationist Party. (in other word, sista sarah lies w/o blinkin’)
It’s obvious
The Cow Moose Party
The Racist Party (there, I said it so you don’t have to).
“The WWJD (Who Would Jesus Deceive?) Party”
The Psycho Killer Party
palintologist party
gods gang
holy rollers
Narcissistic Ignorance Party (NIP for short).
The God Squad
“The Sociopathocrats”?
The Talking Heads Party
(Apologies to the great band for both of mine.)
EndTimes GoodTimes
and….since no one else has thought of it yet, and because it is like one of the other ones I already posted –
“I Can See Russia from my House Party”
If Bull Moose is out then Cow Moose would be fitting
She cancels so often, let’s call it like a dinner reservation
“Party of None”
The ‘Ditzy-crat’ Party.
Seriously though, what the heck do the last tweets from Ms. Palin mean? Seems to compare female bears to the new neo-con movement.
“Shredded Tweet Party”
Just to stay ahead of the curve, I’ve figured she’d run as a third party candidate for some time, and her vice presidential candidate would be John Reeves of Fairbanks. You read it here first.
Fruitcakes
“The Small Town Real American Party”
My money is still on the re-branding and expansion of AIP as the “American Independence Party” instead of the “Alaskan Independence Party” (whose box Todd ‘accidently’ checked
) — and if she steals that, she owes me big time…
It’s nickname should be “The Bullshit Moose Party” with all apologies to Brian, of course.
-Laz
The Quitter Twitter party.
Seriously what was that crazy mama bear tweet about? Does she think she’s alaskas mama beat? Do the mama bears quit the baby bears because the ants were bothersome or because there’s better honey in the lower 48? Bears would be extinct with mamas like failin palin.
My money is still on the re-branding and expansion of AIP as the “American Independence Party” instead of the “Alaskan Independence Party” (whose box Todd ‘accidently’ checked
) — and if she steals that, she owes me big time…
It’s nickname should be “The Bullsh*t Moose Party” with all apologies to Brian, of course.
-Laz
“The Joe Six Pack Party”
The Rouge Coupe D’Etat Party
You are all hilarious! I especially LOLed
Aussie Blue Sky Pity Party
CG It’s My Party
Seattle Fan Quittercrats
Thank you for the laughter!
I can think of nothing that measures up.
WordSoupers of RealAmerica Partee
TeaBaggiNObloggers Party (TNB)
Twitterationists
Tundra Krishna Party
Palimbaughbuchanan w/ a lil’ bit of Cheney Party
“The Goofy Ears Party”
I just had a premonition of when she debates someone while running in an election for a county commissioner’s office in 2024
“I knew Ross Perot. Ross Perot was a good friend of mine. exGINO Palin, you’re no Ross Perot”.
Palin
Apostatizes,
Rightwing
Twit,
Yet
Says
Obama’s
Values
Endanger
Republic , Folks
The Boomerang Party (“We keep coming back at’cha!”)
The Conservative Republican American Party (CRAP)
The United Secessionists of America (USA!)
The Tarty ex-Guv Party.
The Couldn’t Organise a Party in Brewery Party.
Actually, IMHO Cynamen Winter nailed it with the ReichWing Party because that’s what Palin is – a fascist.
HockeyMomicans
HungryMarketeers
Griftercrats
The Republican’t Party. The Bitter Quitter Twitter Party
The Frisbee Party (“Ethics schmethics, you can find us in the gutter”)
The Flip Flops
Slay-ing Salmons..or
Salmonella Party (they will make you sick to your stomach )
and stealing a theme or variation from The Rubber Room Hotel..
The WinK & Todd Party
It is a complicated party that Saracuda is goin’ rogue with
The P.U.T.Z. Paleo Unhinged Trans Zonal Party
How about “Gotta Go Party”?
Or how about a motif from the Alaskan state flag — the “Big Dipper Party”? For her, government’s about dipping, isn’t it?
Constitutional Abolitionist Party
Manifest My Destiny Party
Taliabandon America Party
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These aren’t funny….but they reflect my thoughts after the Medicaid/Medicare news today.
I do like bucfans… “The MavWreck Party”
and of course Gasmans…
The American Sarah Society, Holding America Together (The “A.S.S.H.A.T.s”)
Both explain them to a T
bucfan Says:
The Republican’t Party. The Bitter Quitter Twitter Party
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perfect!
Open Door, Closed Mind Party
Drillin and Killin and Thrillin Party
Thumped-up Rebel Rousers
Bible Barbarians
GotchaMSMites
McCainiacs
Wink’n, Blamin’ ‘n Todd Party
Gotcha Me-Diva Party
Facts-Aren’t-That-Important Party
Eat Cake Party
FullcourtPress Party
FrivolousEthics Party
GalaDinners Party
I sure like:
The Pitbull Pity Party
and
The ReichWing Party
Triffic Party
Tribble Party (And we all know the Trouble with Tribbles)
Trog Party
The PPP – Progress Palin Party
The FFF – Flip Flop Flail
The BBB – Bullshit Blame Boring
The AAA – Anti Aggressive Also
(This is fun…. give me your ABC´s….)
Oh dear, I managed to end up in Spam on this one….. A first. I´ll patiently await the release, if it ever comes. Now what did I say? There were a lot of letters involved.
“You Betcha” Party
The G.B.B. ….( G overnment. B y. B lackberry )
The Palindrome Party – the same backwards or forwards. Accommodates all views. Some thing she’s progressing; some think she’s regressing.
PYAH
Place your advertising here
Party of Truthiness
(members of which are to be known as “Potties”"
“We The Sheeple”
comes with built-in with party slogan: Flock it to me!
Crack Party
I loved ‘Bitter Quitter Twitter Party’!
But seriously, it would (shudder) probably be something like the ‘Real America Party’–hey, just realized that has a trendy, hip, get the young folk interested acronym: RAP.
Well, if she tries to form a third party perhaps I will forgive McCain for this legacy and danger to our nation that she poses. Although even if she did a third party and it split the conservative vote, we would still have to worry about the Taliban-esque factor that she wittingly or unwittingly fires up. Oy.
“THE RUSSIA LOVES ME PARTY”
Yes, here in Russia (St Petersburg) we all love Palin as she seems intent on destroying (accidentally) the right wing of US politics. They should give her the Nobel prize for Peace if she succeeds in that laudable aim
Actually forming a new party from scratch is going to be sooo hard.
My advice would be to look elsewhere from inspiration. Her foreign relationship credentials would be enhanced if she formed an American version of an established European Party that appeared to have the same values etc then she has all the logos, policies etc ready made.
This UK Party seems ideal – they have just fought a by-election in Norwich (not too sure whether there was a by election there, but they fought one anyhow) and their manifesto seems suitable.
(If the link isn’t clickable, I’ll try again)
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Alaska Pi Says:
July 15th, 2009 at 11:29 PM
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Alaska Pi Says:
July 15th, 2009 at 11:29 PM
Hee, I see the hidden message, and I’m not leaving until the party’s only half over.
(stoopid keyboard sprung a premature entry on the last post of mine)
Palin’s acceptance speech for her 2012 nomination by the {insert new name here} Party:
“Delegates, thank you for your support, I accept your nomination. As President, I promise to fight for you every hour of every……….. SQUIRREL!!!!“
Grow America Party (GAP, reformed GOP) recruiting all those blessed salad farmers in real(ly) small-town America.
Phalin’ Progress Party (PPP), platform consists solely of pretty pathetic platitudes.
The Plumbers’ Union
RGDA Real Gosh Darn American Party
Reality Independence Party (RIP)
The party of whiney wieners.
Sorry, that was supposed to be Reality-Independent Party (RIP).
AAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHH!!!! She has a journalism degree??
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Great day w/bear management wildlife biologists; much to see in wild territory incl amazing creatures w/mama bears’ gutteral raw instinct to
about 5 hours ago from TwitterBerry
protect & provide for her young;She sees danger?She brazenly rises up on strong hind legs, growls Don’t Touch My Cubs & the species survives
about 5 hours ago from TwitterBerry
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Either this: W/Mama BEARS’S GUTTURAL raw instinct to protect & provide for HER young
or this: W/Mama BEARS’ GUTTURAL raw instinct to protect & provide for THEIR young
bur NOT this: W/Mama BEARS’ GUTTERAL raw instinct to protect & provide for HER young
She’s a complete idiot, with the IQ of a small fish!
(Sorry if I’ve just offended any small fish!)
AAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHH!!!! She has a journalism degree??
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Great day w/bear management wildlife biologists; much to see in wild territory incl amazing creatures w/mama bears’ gutteral raw instinct to
about 5 hours ago from TwitterBerry
protect & provide for her young;She sees danger?She brazenly rises up on strong hind legs, growls Don’t Touch My Cubs & the species survives
about 5 hours ago from TwitterBerry
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Either this: W/Mama BEARS’S GUTTURAL raw instinct to protect & provide for HER young
or this: W/Mama BEARS’ GUTTURAL raw instinct to protect & provide for THEIR young
bur NOT this: W/Mama BEARS’ GUTTERAL raw instinct to protect & provide for HER young
She’s a complete idiot, with the IQ of a small fish!
(Sorry if I’ve just offended any small fish!)
Nowecant Party
Narcicists R Us Party
Point Guards for Jesus Party
Passin’ the Ball Party
Pissin’ in the Wind Party
Wanderin’ in the Wilderness Party
@ Eric-The-Bun
Love the reference to the MRLP, but they’re not Palin’s kind; they’re funny, and they often hold their rallies in pubs. Sadly, this is the UK party that most represent’s Palin’s philosophy and behaviour: http://bnp.org.uk/.
Personally, I like:
Thumper Dumpers
When I heard this, my first reaction was The Bull Sh*T Party
also:
The It’s My Party and I’ll Quit if I Want To
The Alternate Reality Party
The Qualified, Unified, Intrepid and Talented Party (QUIT)
On Huffpost:
I saw this response to a comment about Obama’s “missing” birth certificate:
“You mean like the medical records of Buttercup Quittypants?”
Maybe there’s an idea there for a party name. But what’s the point of naming a party she would just quit anyway?
Great Grey – Excellent reference to the movie UP:)
Name of choice: Progressing America Team (PAT)
Whackocrats
Narcissists Anonymous Country-wide Convocation (It’s all about ME!)
The Lipstick Is Essential Party..LIE
EBQ = the party of Emptyheaded Beauty Queens
Established in 2009 as a political home for low information voters who believe that humans walked side by side with dinasours and who believe that God has them on speeddial.
Christian Redemptorist Party
Conservative Republicans Of Christ the King (CROCK)
Grizzly Sow Party
second on American Indepedence Party
Christians Redeem America Party (CRAP)
Building Up Buttercup (baby just to let ya down)
IMP – It’s ___MMMMMy___ Party
The DFF Party (Dead Fish Floating)
The JOE Party (the Joke’s On Everyone)
Ooops – apologies to
20 CG Says: July 15th, 2009 at 10:41 PM ITSMY PARTY (I’ll Cry If I Want To)
I see the BEST choice is already claimed.
WINKY – wisdom is never known yet party
SIC – skeletons in closet party
OMG – old mamma grizzly or grifter party
Confabucan Party
Deludocratic Party
Fabricatic Party
Regressican Party (“Regress I Can” )
Connivocratic Party
H.A.R.P. = Hungry ambitious republican party
F.P.R.P= fish pickers republican party
I am a party looking for a place to happen.
@Pauline in UK
“Love the reference to the MRLP, but they’re not Palin’s kind;”
I must agree as in the ‘INFORMATION TO POTENTIAL CANDIDATES’ it states:
“Please remember we are a registered political party. If you are standing as a candidate you are representing the OMRLP. Don’t do or say anything that could reflect badly on the party. We are loonies, Not nutters.” (my bolding)
Youbetchikan Party?
@102 GreatGrey Says:
Hee, I see the hidden message, and I’m not leaving until the party’s only half over.
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Me too, also…
because ya know
Palin
Attractin’
Rightwing
Thugs
Yelling
Obnoxious
Nonsense,
Drooling
Useless
Drivel
Endlessly
!! wears thin pdq…
“Palins Classmate & friends party”
WDTPDAD Party (What Does The President Do All Day?)
LISTR Party (Look! I shrunk the Republicans!)
COMA Party (Corporations Own My Azz)
HMGMOAT Party (Help Me Get My Own Assassination Teams!)
STSATS Party (Screw Those SAT Scores!)
That third political party. How about the 700 Club cause we all know it’s the Holding their hands up infront of the TV Christians that follow that woman where ever she goes. “Saving the unborn & born-again from the evils of Main Stream America”
Teddy Roosevelt had the Bullmoose Party. Considering that the Republican brand has degenerated considerably since then, I’d propose that SP would head the Bullmoosemuffins party. (Just trying to keep it family friendly.)
The Crusade Parade (complete with swords, helmets and speaches in tongues).
Miss Wasilla’s bear tweets serve two purposes: making analogies to herself of course, the mama Grizzly, AND she pointed out that mamma bears DON’T ASK FOR HELP.
I see that as a Bootstrap shout out, in reaction to the Medicare news.
DON’T ASK FOR HELP FROM THE GOV OR ME.
The Party of Winken, Twitten and Todd
Palin Pity Party
No Credentials Required
Wink-n-Blink
Hypnocratic Party – Sarah Palin’s party
Hypnocracy – form of govt where all power vests in Sarah Palin
Hypnocrit – member of Sarah Palin’s party
Hypnocracism – philosophy of Sarah Palin
etymology:
hypnotize : to dazzle or overcome by or as if by suggestion
hypocrisy : a feigning to be what one is not or to believe what one does not ; especially : the false assumption of an appearance of virtue or religion
or along these same lines:
Sarah Palin’s Craptastic Party (Craptocracy; Crapper; Craptasticism)
finally:
Bull Moose Loony Party
Nazi Monkey Party
PIE- Palin is Esther
slogan: Who doesn’t like pie?
(of course I may never eat pie again)
Or then, maybe she’ll just name her party like she did her kids.
I can just see her on the campaign trail now, “You’re hungry and cold? Join the Have A Cookie Party.”
Oops….part got left off of my last post.
Or then, maybe she’ll just name her party like she did her kids…
The young Indian boy had spent most of his life in a quandry… He felt different yet… couldn’t figure why… he was just so depressed. He went to the Chief for answers… He asked the chief how his brother Red Deer Running had gotten his name…
The chief answered in his typically poetic way…”When Red Deer Running was born, at the moment of his birth, the first thing his mother saw was a beautiful deer running off into the forest… and so Running Deer was named. It is the custom of our tribe to name the offspring according to the spirits in nature visiting upon the birth.”
Then, the boy said to the Chief… And how did my sister “Thundering Bird” get her name? The chief described again, how at the moment of her birth Thundering Bird’s mother had heard a roar of thunder and looking up, saw a bird flying in the sky…
The boy asked again, how his cousin “White Crouching Bear” had been given such a name… And the chief, looking down once more at the boy, explaining the traditions of their tribe…. White Bear’s mother had seen a rare white bear crouched over a stream at the moment her baby’s birth. Then he asked the boy…
“Why do you ask, Two Dogs ****ing?”
The little Pee Peoples Party!
The Know Nothings
Sarahcratic Party AKA Sarahcrats, Sarahcans and Sarahcons; because we all know it’s about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
The Progressin’ Party. I approved this message,.
plus, when she becomes Queen of the Universe, we will all live in Sarahtopia; it will no longer be U-topia because of course, it’s no longer about YOU, it’s all about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
The “We don’t give a sh*t about anyone but ourselves” Party.
Some morAn on MSNBC just said “Palin can’t be bought and paid for like other politicians.”
LMFAO!
“Palin can’t be bought and paid for like other politicians.”
of course not. you have to invite her family and pay them too!
Divacratic Celebrican party (bipartisan ,of course)?
diva nation
Progress this DIva
meBay
Hey, what does 14.1 say on a calculator when you hold it upside down?
Nothing!
American Independant BATH (Bighair and Twitting Hunter) Party
Slogan: Take our guns to town.
My favorite so far:
It’s my party (and I”ll lie if I want to)
All I can think of is ….The Lunatic Fringe………that is all that comes to mind when I think of Palin and her supporters because that IS what they are…… then she could be sued by the band for taking it’s name.
The Whine – Heck It’s Mine Party (aka the W-HIMs)
The Progressive Independent Grifter Party (aka the PIGs – lipstick mandatory)
The Quickly Unite Intellectual Thimble-Thinkers Against Republicans Party (aka the QUITTARs)
The Take Care of Your Own Problems Just Gimme Money and Take My Picture Party.
the party of (no)one
or PPP – Progressing Palin’s Pocketbook Party.
one more: OPP – Other People’s Problem.
Just Passing the Ball
A.P.E. (anti personal ethics)
I would say that this one has the best chance of Palin actually choosing. Based on the teabagging “movement,” NOM (mmm, delicious! National Organization for Marriage) and 2M4M, they won’t even realize the acronym is CRAP!
Easy!
The Maverick-Moose Party!
“It’s my party and I’ll quit if I want to….”
This nitwit’s ego will never fit into the GOP, and her potential for doing the Party further damage is delicious. Go, Sarah, Go…
The WAD Party- Wack-A-Doodles Party
TGP- Tail-Gate Party
Unfortunately ICP is already taken- Insane Clown Posse
Sarahservative
(A party created for the sole purpose of furthering the personal and professional interests of Sarah Palin)
I have it.
The Entropy Party
en⋅tro⋅py
/ˈɛntrəpi/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [en-truh-pee]
–noun
1. Thermodynamics.
a. (on a macroscopic scale) a function of thermodynamic variables, as temperature, pressure, or composition, that is a measure of the energy that is not available for work during a thermodynamic process. A closed system evolves toward a state of maximum entropy.
b. (in statistical mechanics) a measure of the randomness of the microscopic constituents of a thermodynamic system. Symbol: S
2. (in data transmission and information theory) a measure of the loss of information in a transmitted signal or message.
3. (in cosmology) a hypothetical tendency for the universe to attain a state of maximum homogeneity in which all matter is at a uniform temperature (heat death).
4. a doctrine of inevitable social decline and degeneration.
There are several other definitions around the tubes that point to esactly who this woman is…. ie: Chaos.
*exactly* duh
Progressin’ America Party = PAP (which is all that falls out of her mouth)
LOVED The Bitter Quitter Twitter Party – excellent, BucFan!
P.A.P.
Pregnant
Abstinence
Party
R.O.B. (Republic of Back-up)
The Ordinary Barbarian Party. Thanks seeeofpeeee!
I-Did-A-Rogue
Palin Drones
P.I.L.F. (Party I’d Like to F***), called the PILFers
Grizzly Death
Holy Elephant Leftovers Party (H.E.L.P.)
White Anti-Science George Orwell Party (W.A.S. G.O.P.)
Git Er Done Party
The “Why Are You Trying to Take Away My God-given (far) RIGHT to Rule You, (as Prayed For by a Witch Doctor,) When I’m Just Trying to Help Myself, er… Alaska…no wait, AMERICA!” Party
The Cookies and Milk-It Party
I love the suggestion of “Pig Party”.
The Salmon Slayers Party
V.I.P. (Village Idiot Party)
Under The Bus Party
K.K.K. Party
Jeeper’s CPer’s Party
Let’s Talk Turkey Party
alienears Says:
July 16th, 2009 at 1:18 AM
I loved ‘Bitter Quitter Twitter Party’!
But seriously, it would (shudder) probably be something like the ‘Real America Party’–hey, just realized that has a trendy, hip, get the young folk interested acronym: RAP.
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@ yo yo drchill in the house did I hear rap party ?
check it out#1 check it out#1
no seriously check out comment #1.
Did someone do the Me Party?
The Sanctified Sarah party (SS)
“gutteral raw instinct”???!!!
“Guttural” is either an adjective that means throaty (applicable to sounds), or a noun referring to a sound made in the throat. Perhaps the phrase Ms. Journalism Major intended was something like “raw gut instinct.”
She needs an editor for her tweets.
The Fungible Molecule Party.
So many good ones!
I LOL’d at “Shredded Tweet” !!!
How about the DWGM party (Down With Gotcha Media)?
Or the NDFA party (No Dead Fish Allowed)?
Or AYPABM party (All Your Party Are Belong to Me)?
You Probably Thought this Party was About You
Bystander Says:
July 16th, 2009 at 6:23 AM
“It’s my party and I’ll quit if I want to….”
This nitwit’s ego will never fit into the GOP, and her potential for doing the Party further damage is delicious. Go, Sarah, Go…
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Whoda thought we’d ever see the day when mupuppies were cheering SP on!
Buttercup ON A Pedestal Party
Pointless Point Guard Party
I Smell A New Wardrobe Party
The Pageant Keepers?
The maniac, idiot, loser and fool party? (The M.I.L.F. Party?)
Clinging to Guns and Religion Party
The NO Choice Party
Only My Religion Counts Party
Rouge Cou
Lemmings
175 -”"Whoda thought we’d ever see the day when mupuppies were cheering SP on! ”
thats what made me think of lemmings…
GateBaiters
Alsonians
Greeditarian
Twittertard
Ubetchatarian
Buttercuplican
Delusionist (d)
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Thanks for the stress-zapper, AKM!
The Conservative Diva Party
The Drill Baby Drill Party
A Real Gotcha Party
The New Gotcha Party
New Conservative Salad Party
155 karen marie Says:
July 16th, 2009 at 6:14 AM
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Gasman Says:
July 15th, 2009 at 11:33 PM
The Conservative Republican American Party (CRAP)
I would say that this one has the best chance of Palin actually choosing
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The Conservative Real American Party (CRAP) also too
I like Aussie’s Pity Party!
How about Smarty Party?
Witch Hunters R Us Party
Sarah’s Hand On The Button Rapture Party
The Persecution Party.
How about Victims Of Media Internet Terrorism as the party name? VOMIT for short?
Hhmmpphhh …. how about Team America? Or more precisely Team ‘Merika. Team Real America? The Palin Uber Alles Party?
If you get a chance, hop on over to http://www.cafepress.com and see all the fine materials you can purchase with catchy Palin slogans. Warning – most will make you crazy since they feature Palin and Reagan (soulmates, doncha know?), any number of phrases about a hot chick, or really classy silhouettes of a naked woman (the type you see on big truck mudflaps) holding a gun with “Palin 2012″ below. Not quite sure – but I sincerely hope those are done “tongue in cheek”.
Snark Warriors
I offer as the new party’s title:
Divas United Now Conservative Enough (DUNCE)
(ex)Governor Mother Sarah Palin has already accepted an invitation from the Dominionist Party to run on a Tancredo/Palin 2012, 2016 at the latest, ticket.
On behalf of her and of God, please allow me to extend our thanks for this crucial Mudflats endorsement.
-RPTH
Whiners United Party WUP for 2012-20131/2 So we all know what is in the future and she will not take advantage of her lame duck status!!!!!
Secessionist Party SP
I think it must be AIP 2
American Independence (antipartisan wink) Party
We can secceed from the rest of the world!
Well, I hope she does because it will be the quickest downhill ride ever…those Rethuglicans will expose all her shit: housegate, babygate, travelgate, etc.
I predict the damn of incriminating evidence will burst in all directions.
Real Americans Love Palin’s Hair (RALPH)
how about “The American Nazi party”,
with the slogan “not your parent’s Nazis”.
Until the Going Gets Tough Party
After seeing her “gutteral grizzly bear” twitters, I must confess Sarah’s gift for self-parody puts my efforts to shame…
Has ANYONE ever said to the Queen, don’t do that or don’t say that, it will make you look stupid or crazy?
(That was a rhetorical question, as all of us know the answer is NO!)
I haven’t gotten through all the comments yet, but I think Jon Stewart’s nickname for her would work quite well for a new party name: The Dead QuittyFish.
Pouters Populist Party
Progessing America Party, a grammatically challenging name for a very Palin progressivity to counter the liberal fascism in de facto power. Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
Hugs to mudflatters everywhere from the old guy in Springfield Massachusetts!
“Fugus” Party – Friends United with Guns Under SaraH”
Wasn’t Fugus the name that dude called you?
How about…
Tweet-n-Rant Party
Tweetin’ Hotties Party
Tweet me a River, oh, that would be a theme song!
“The High School Mentality Forever” party
The Pity Party
Palinista Party
IDIOT – I do it on Twitter Party
Guns ‘N Babies Party
LAMP – Look At Me Party
Here you go.
Palin’s Folly Party
The Real Americans Party
American Celebrity Party
End Times Party
Pulling a Palin Party
Sniter Quiter Party
I used the sarah plin baby name generator for “sarah palin’s political party” and got:
Trough Gutted Palin
I didn’t check to see if this was already suggested, but how about the Lobotomist’s Party?
Sarah’s Surprise Party
DOH! – Debutante in Heels Party
Real Americas Talibangelicals
I vote for the Dead Fish Party…We go with the flow. Motto…Half a term or bust
National Rogue Party NRP
The Joe Lieberman Party
It’s My Party and I’ll Quit If I Want To
Comes with a ready-made theme song, to which everyone already knows the tune, for those all-important confetti-and-balloons convention singalongs!
SARAH PREYS
How did you get Brian to stick out his tongue?
How about the Mavricky Pitbull Party?
The Who.
The Faction Party
The Thesaurus states that Faction is “Infighting, dissension, dissent, dispute, discord, strife, conflict, friction, argument, disagreement, controversy, quarreling, wrangling, bickering, squabbling, disharmony, disunity, schism.”
Sound familiar?
Quitter’s on Twitter
or the Twit Quit
The S.S. Party
(Sarah Smile Party)
OR
THE BESERKERS
The Initials for THE BESERKERS = B.S. Party
Wonder if she’ll exhume/resurrect Joe Vogler to be the running mate or the party Treasurer?
Screamin’ MeMe Party
Word Salad Party (with a side of lies)
The Patriotic, All-American Secessionist Party
The No-Ethics Party
The Party of One
Double Standard Party
(comes complete with a two-faced standard bearer who was before everything before she was against it)
Since sarah palin seems to relate so much to the Bear, always growling and bein protective and stuff I think she belongs to the
BEAR party
Bearly ethical ~ against reform party
GOPW = Grand Old Party of Whiners
NPOW = National Party of Whiners
The SOS Party
~Stuck on Stupid Party
Aw, Paula beat me to it (though she also bested what would have been my suggestion).
Also, the Sarasites Party (and then she could take all the monogramed party stuff for herself, seeing as how it’s HER initials also too!).
I do love, “It’s my party, and I’ll lie if I want to” Party too.
Who-do Voodoo? We Do Party!
Success Never Stopped Us Party
Stupid Is As Stupid Does Party
Regressive Progressive Party
Lead, Follow Or Get Stomped By My Pumps Party
Did I Do That Party
Pipeline To Oblivion Party
Stage F-Right Party
Exit To The Right Party
Flip Flop Party
Vanilla Wasilla Twirl Party
Ethics Schmethics Party
Bloggers Beware Party
The Nonsecular America Party (NAPs)
The New Energy / Old Sources Party (NEOS)
The United Milf-Mamma Party (UMM)
Sarah Palin’s third party.
The “Pity Party”
Whine & Cheese Party
Bombs Away Party
Tip Toein’ Thru the Mud Party
Arctic Ice Party (AIP!)
Straight Talk (When It Benefits Us) Party
No Work Involved Party
Lowered Expectations Party
Bridge To Nowhere Party
The After-party
Wannabe ………. Party (fill in the blank or just leave blank)
Up The Creek Without A Paddle Party
Flim Flam Artists Party
Quitters “R” US Party
The Donner Party
The Coastal Defenders Party
Money for nothing and the kids for free!
Anon-y-Moose Party
Ethics Optional Party
Grandiose Ideas Party (GIP)
Blanket Party
The Aggrieved Party (hat tip to Tom Van Flein)
Mavericky Moms Party
Pitbulls & Rifles Party
Independent American Secessionists Party
True Women In Tailored Suits Party (T.W.I.T.S.)
=D
Well, the easiest thing for her to do *is* to plagiarize…er…adopt and existing party. Like The Teabaggers Party.
That said there’s also:
The Bootstrap Party
ConSARAHcans (because it is all about MEEEEEEEEEE)
And my personal favorite:
The Party to Nowhere.
I vote for the Know Nothings
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Know_Nothings
Either that or
No Nothings
Carport Crowbar Palin
$.A.R.A.H. Party ~ Subversive Also Rabid Also Homophobic
P.A.L.I.N. Party ~ Progressin’ All Loonies I No (sic)
L.I.P.S.T.I.C.K. Party ~ Lair Is Prophetically Scripted, Too, I’m Cute, Kisses
Pup culture Rocks! also
Merkins “R” Us
A Party In What Respect, Charlie?
The 33% of 21% Party
The Party Of One
The No ‘g’ Party
The ‘Can I get back to you with a party name? Party’
Par-tee! Par-tee!
The Nonsense party
The Plumber Party
The Secede to Succeed Party
How about the “REAL” Republican Party or the “RIGHT” Right Wing Party.
The Party of Prevo
Teh No Gey Party
The Repiglican Party
The Emasculated Hubby Party
The W.A.R. Party
The OM (Overcompensating Males) Party
The Party, Baby, Party Party.
Last Ones
The Apalachian Trail Party
The DCFMA (Don’t Cry For Me Argentina) Party
The Scape Governors Party
The Glass House Party
I apologize if someone already suggested this one as I didn’t get through every post. So here goes The Party of the Chirpin’ Squirrel…….instead of collecting nuts it’s where the nuts collect! I hate to insult the squirrel, but boy can they be destructive and bothersome. I have to say I love this site try to read it daily, but very seldom post. Please keep up the great work all!
Er make that ‘Appalachian’ Trail Party
The “All of Them, Katie” Party
The Kitchen Quittin’ Party
TBWPT Party – For Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper, and Trig — because she’s all about the kids.
AND
My personal favorite: Permanent Liability Party
(hat tip to Karl Rove’s Permanent Republican Majority)
My, so many great ideas here already.
Well I hear she’s still the favorite of the Republican Rump,
and they’ll be out to raise Cain, owing their start to McCain…
The Cain Rumpus Party
Slam Dunk Party
Religipublican Party
Underdogs R Us Party
Bearing Arms & Pitchforks Party
Fish Swimming Against the Current Party
It’s A Fishial Party
Republiwink Party
God Help Me Party
I was going to say they should bring back the Know-Nothings, but someone beat me to it.
Rapturarian Party
omg – I read this site on a weekly basis and you folks are a great source of entertainment. I can’t decide which party name I like the best – so many choices – keep up the great work!
Anyone suggest the Narcistocrats? Or the Needy Greedy Pig and Bouncy Party?
Or the Love me or Leave Party?
How about the “My Country, Piss on Thee” Party?
Red Republulips Party
Republisnots Party
SWAAPP—Sarah’s Wink and A Prayer Party
The Nos Have It Party
The ‘Don’t Know Nothins’.
Repulisuckles Party
Menotyou Party
Liebertarian Party
Truth Squad Monkey Party
I think Sarah could call her new party. The Arctic Cat Party so that she can get a hefty donation for Todd’s pasttime.
The 7% Solution
Rogues and Mavericks Party
YBC—- You Betcha Party..
Of course also, too. She could quit midway and start a rock band
Wailin Palin and the Grifters..
L.I.A.R. Party……. League of Inept Airheads & Racists
Anyone suggest the pallin’ with Palin Party,
or Trollin’ with Sarah Party,
or Oink Palin Party or (Oh-Pee-Pee-Party)
This is fun.
Theme song could be “Oh Give Me A Home” , wait thats been done already.
God, Guns, & Gucci
The Dictocratic Party.
The What’s in it for Me Party.
The Theocratic Party.
The No Damn Foreigners Allowed Party.
Rogues R Us!
Guns and Rogues
Has anyone come up with Slutty Stewardess Party yet?
The Dead Fish Party
Motto “We always rise to the top”
Extinct Polar Bears Party
Motto” Making the Alaskan outdoors safer for you.
The P.R.A.Y.E.R. Party
Palin’s Real American Yahoos Eat Redmeat
Palin’s Real American Yaysayers Extol Reverence
Palin’s Real American Yappers Extinguish Reality
Palin’s Real Americans Yoke Excellent Reasoning
Palin’s Real Americans Yenning Early Rapture
Palin’s Real American Yellowdogs Essentially Repulsive
Palin’s Real Americans Yerk Expertise Righteously
Palin’s Real American Yawpers Extemporaneous Reason
Palin’s Real American Yowlers Extort Riches
Palin’s Real American Yakkers Extreme Rhetoric
Palin’s Real American YoYos Extravagant Recklessness
Palin’s Real American Yokels Extricate Responsibility
Palin’s Real Americans Yield Excessive Repugnance
Ah, it is a mix and match that could go on and on but it isn’t
Quittercrats.
the OOPS Party…
Obfuscating and Obstructing Progress Shamelessly Party
Humphernagel. It may sound stupid, but it is just as good as any other name.
Of course the more logical name would be POOPS Party
( Where are you martha Unak lil sis… ?
I set this up for you!)
Palin’s Obfuscatin’and Obstructing Progress Shamelessly Party
POOPSie Party…
Party POOPSies…
Palin’s Obfuscatin’and Obstructing Progress Shamelessly Party
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Oh cripes, I can’t do Palinese very well…
…Obfuscatin’ and Obstructin’….
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Alaska Pi Says:
July 16th, 2009 at 4:58 PM
Palin’s Obfuscatin’and Obstructing Progress Shamelessly Party
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Oh cripes, I can’t do Palinese very well…
…Obfuscatin’ and Obstructin’….
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LOL! Do you think she knows what Obfuscatin’ even means?
BTW, good one!
RE – SCAM Party
Renegade Establishment of Sanctified Cronies And Mavericks
QT Party:
Quit & Tweet & Party – Party
Quick Tweet Party
Q T & da Base (cutie and the base, aka: Beauty & the Beast) Party
Marnie:::: The Dead Fish Party, Motto “We always rise to the top”
LOL
Hows about…the ‘NO Flow Party’
…a bunch of dead fish…
Real American Party
Bastion of Ornery Bears
The Party of Winkin’
Base Eagerly Attracting Racists (BEAR Party)
MAGNET PARTY
Motto 1:
Making Sure Politics in America Is Polarized
Motto 2:
As Current As Notes Your Parent Posted on Their Refrigerator – Back In the Day.
S.P.O.R.T.S PARTY
Sarah Plain’s Only Reason Towards Success
The ALSO party: Anything Logical Stinks Oration party
306 seattlefan Says:
July 16th, 2009 at 5:02 PM
…Obfuscatin’ and Obstructin’….
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LOL! Do you think she knows what Obfuscatin’ even means?
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No, not really…
But since she has shown a complete ignorance of what Progress could be said to mean, I thought it didn’t matter that she didn’t know what Obfuscatin’ /Obfuscating means…
Know what I mean?
The AFP–Alaska Fund Party
The VP–Victim’s Party
The I[heart] Moneghan Party (you betcha. Just ask him)
The Cowed Bull Party
The Lipstick on a Hamster Party
The MTNCTRAP–Move the Nation’s Capital to Regional Anchorage Party (pronounced Mountain-Sea Trap)
MOAP–Mayor of America Party
AFLCIO–Americans for Liberty Celling Icons Online (she can’t spell, can she?) Oh, it’s taken. Throw Hoffa under the bus, also, too, you betcha
FBI–Fave Beauty Icon
CIA–Clamin’ Independent Alaska
The Trapp Bristol Bay Tracks from your Piper with your Willow on your Trigg-er finger
TODD–Today often Dissin Dems
SS–Saint Sarah
Or
MTNCRAP–Mountain Crap–Move the Nation’s Capital to Regional Anchorage Party
Marion Delgado Says:
The Donner Party
July 16th, 2009 at 11:26 AM
ROTFL!
For those of you who might not be up on California history, the Donner party was a doomed expedition that left too late in the season to make it over the Sierra Nevada Mountains. They got snowed in at Donner Pass, where canibalism became the norm for the 49ers (Gold Rushers–another tie to our northern cousin) going for help and, later, those left at the camps. While their story that canibalism commenced only after the, uh, meal died of natural causes, some have questioned whether their personal accounts could actually be believed. I mean, wouldn’t you lie?
There are so any apt analogies in this one!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donner_Party
This from my roommate: Mavericrats
FoxTrotters, USA
And can I get a double-scoop of Youbetchaberry ice cream, to go please…
Nite all,
@ Diana Ivanova Says:
July 16th, 2009 at 1:31 AM
“THE RUSSIA LOVES ME PARTY”
Yes, here in Russia (St Petersburg) we all love Palin as she seems intent on destroying (accidentally) the right wing of US politics. They should give her the Nobel prize for Peace if she succeeds in that laudable aim
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Before I go, a quick “shout out” to Diana….welcome aboard ~ and Amen to that!
Dosvidania,
Been Idiot Totally Clueless Harps =
Mindless Emptieness=ME
Idiot’s Risky Salad = IRS
The Sarah Palin I.I.I. (THE “I” because it’s all about her): INTOLERANT ILLITERATE and IGNORANT party
The League of Illiterate Bigots Party (Whites Only)
The F@scist with Lipstick party
The Lord Make a Way for My F@scist Beliefs party
The Grifter Shafter from Alaska party
The Nice Shoes But a She’s a Fraud party
I like Cynamen Winter’s Reich Wing Party, Cathy from Colorado’s Palin Pity Party, and mwthatone’s wink’n blamin’ and toad.
Well, heck … You already gave the best name to her new party … THE PALIN PIZAZZ PARTY!
Drive the Devil Out Party?
Truth is for Dummies Party?
My Way or No Way Party?
Nope… your Pizazz is still the best!
The Bullwinkie Party
The Door Cracked Open Party?
Winkin’ for the Guys Party?
Bridge to Nowhere Party?
US Department of Law Party?
Oddly Named Kids Party?
C3PO – a/k/a/ “The ‘Bots”
Confabulating
Conniving
“Conservative”
Palin
Organization
C3PO – a/k/a/ “The Bots”
Confubulating
Conniving
Concupiscent
Palin
Outreach
The Retirement Party
NRA Party–No Thinkin’ Required Party
@ alaska pi
Good one sis!
“Palin’s Obfuscatin’and Obstructing Progress Shamelessly”
Acronym = POOPS
@ alaska pi
Oh gee, I didn’t read the post prior to this – you WERE thinkin’ of lil ol’ me and how much I like to use that word to describe and denigrate Sarah Palin!
@ seattlefan
“Guns and Rogues”
OUTSTANDING – as good as the POOPS party! Funny!
Do you think Palin likes bloggers yet? Do you think we are helping with her bloggeraphobia?
How about:
Vain and Simple Party
- Slogan: [to be determined by what her pastor writes for/about her on the dust cover of her upcoming literary venture. Her new party -the V&S Party- to be co-merchandised with her upcoming 'autobiographical' book. Book will be sold exclusively on The Mudflats]
Ethics “R” Us Party
- Slogan: “If WE do it, it’s ethical.”
The Duck Wing Party
- Slogan: “Not for the un-patriotic; no lame ducks need apply.”
*((Gotta put First Things First))* Party
- Slogan: “[wink] You betcha, too. Also. And a shout out to all REAL Americans! Too. Also. [wink].”
[NOTE: Party name -MUST be reproduced verbatim since that is exactly how her Sarahness wrote it- from her 3 July ramblings: http://www.gov.state.ak.us/exec-column.php
Word Salad Party
- Slogan: “Let me go back to a comfortable analogy for me – sports… basketball. I use it because you’re naïve if you don’t see the national full-court press picking away right now: A good point guard drives through a full court press, protecting the ball, keeping her eye on the basket… and she knows exactly when to pass the ball so that the team can win. And I’m doing that – keeping our eye on the ball that represents sound priorities – smaller government, energy independence, national security, freedom! And I know when it’s time to pass the ball – for victory.” http://www.gov.state.ak.us/exec-column.php
Guns and Rogues
The GRrrr…(scary) Party.
That’s the winner for me.
And I just saw someone refer to her as the Gorilla from Wasilla. So for me she went from Caribou Barbie to the Gorilla from Wasilla.
The Tina Fey Emmy Award Party
The BullS**t party
The Mickey Moose party (with apologies to Mickey Mouse)
@ seattlefan
When I read Guns and Rogues, I actually saw Guns and Rouges. I just caught it, and I like both!
Phooey! I was traveling and missed out on this thread when it was “live.”
Belatedly, my Palin party name (hope no one else came up w/this, didn;t have time to read the whole thread):
The Progresser Party — With this name, she can forever enshrine “progress” as a transistive verb AND she’ll get bonus points for thinking she’ll be able to fool actual “progressives” into voting for her.
Peeking back in…
ROFL- what a GREAT list of names folks have come up with!
Too bad the PARTYS OVER …
Alaska won’t be standing Sarah Sentry Watch alone now-
With this list of possible morphs of good sense gone to rotten party names here we will be watching with a careful eye for new quacking ducks when appearing on the horizon…
shortly, I fear
Humor will heal , I hope.
Always Right, Always Wronged Party
Imperforate Anus Party……motto: We’re full of it and proud of it.
How about the Barbie Wants to Play President Party?
No one’s mentioned the Know Nothing Party?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Know_Nothing
Barbie Wants to Play President Party?
cute….
Take the Money and Run Party.
PARTY OF ONE
PARTY OF ONE = POO
Ohh, sorry. I see CG had PARTY OF ONE way back on the 1st page!
The P.A.R.T.Y Party
Palin
And
Real
Teabaggers,
Yeah!
Lol @ Progresser Party!
May I also, too suggest Progressin’ Party and Party of Progressers (POP)?
The Lost Bribe . . . uh . . . Tribe
Rogue Elephant & Jackass Party (this may not be new, haven’t seen all comments)
Lipstickarians
That’s a scary one when spelled:
Lipstick Arians
Dang brain! I meant:
Lipstick Aryans
The Whinoceros Party
How about the Lawless Illegitimate Anti-American Reactionary Party – the LIAR Party? You could substitute “ignorant” or “illiterate” for “illegitimate” but I think the latter would burn GINO the most. “Repugnant” instead of “reactionary” would work too, also.