Palin’s Third Party – Time to Vote.
24 07 2009
She’s getting ready to shake the dust of this old town off her shiny black clothes, and hit the road to somewhere. What’s next for Alaska’s almost-ex-governor? Some have speculated a third party run for the presidency.
Never one to pass up the opportunity for a good poll, Mudflats asked the question. Last week Mudflatters from far and wide stretched their grey matter to imagine what Sarah Palin’s third party might be called… They rose to the task submitting hundreds of entries.
As usual, it was nearly impossible on this end to whittle down the list of witticisms, and cull the copious creative creations. But I gave it a shot.
Please vote for your five favorites of the funniest fifty five!
The winners will be revealed on Monday.
What's the Best Name for Sarah Palin's Third Party?
- Conservative Republican American Party (CRAP) (29%, 441 Votes)
- It's My Party (and I'll quit if I want to) (18%, 265 Votes)
- The Party to Nowhere (17%, 254 Votes)
- The Bitter Twitter Quitter Party (16%, 239 Votes)
- American Sarah Society Holding America Together (ASSHATs) (15%, 218 Votes)
- The Pity Party (13%, 195 Votes)
- The Mavwreck Party (11%, 166 Votes)
- I Am Also Too a Candidate. Also. (11%, 165 Votes)
- The Know Nothing Party (10%, 146 Votes)
- I Do it On Twitter Party (IDIOT) (10%, 144 Votes)
- Point Guards for Jesus (9%, 141 Votes)
- The Party of Winkin', Twittin' and Todd (9%, 134 Votes)
- The Quittercrats (9%, 133 Votes)
- The God, Guns, Gucci Party (8%, 121 Votes)
- The "Real" America Party (8%, 121 Votes)
- The Palinoscopy Party (8%, 113 Votes)
- The Pit Bull Moose Party (7%, 108 Votes)
- The Naughty Monkey Party (7%, 105 Votes)
- The Quitter Twitters (7%, 98 Votes)
- The Palinista Party (6%, 88 Votes)
- The Progress Palin Party (6%, 86 Votes)
- The Open Door Closed Mind Party (5%, 78 Votes)
- The American Independence Party (5%, 75 Votes)
- The Rapturarian Party (5%, 73 Votes)
- The Truth is for Dummies Party (5%, 73 Votes)
- A Party in What Respect? (5%, 72 Votes)
- The God Squad (5%, 71 Votes)
- The Party of One (5%, 70 Votes)
- The Ethics Shmethics Party (5%, 70 Votes)
- The Republican't Party (4%, 54 Votes)
- The Ditzy-crat Party (3%, 52 Votes)
- The Party of None (3%, 51 Votes)
- The Manifest My Destiny Party (3%, 51 Votes)
- The Wipin' Out Wildlife Party (WOW!) (3%, 49 Votes)
- The Money for Nothing and Kids for Free Party (3%, 46 Votes)
- Look, I Shrank the Republican Party! (3%, 43 Votes)
- The Divacratic Celebrican Party (3%, 42 Votes)
- The Screamin' Me Me Party (2%, 32 Votes)
- Holy Elephant Leftovers Party (HELP!) (2%, 30 Votes)
- The Twitterpated Party (2%, 28 Votes)
- The Lobotocrats (2%, 28 Votes)
- The 7% Solution (2%, 27 Votes)
- The Boomerang Party (We Keep Comin' Back Atcha) (2%, 26 Votes)
- The "I Smell a New Wardrobe" Party (2%, 24 Votes)
- The Shredded Tweet Party (2%, 23 Votes)
- The Cow Moose Party (1%, 21 Votes)
- The Arctic Crap Party (1%, 20 Votes)
- The Labor & Delivery Party (1%, 20 Votes)
- The After Party (1%, 19 Votes)
- The Rouge Coup d'Etat Party (1%, 16 Votes)
- Party's Over (1%, 16 Votes)
- The Craptastic Party (1%, 11 Votes)
- The "Party, Baby, Party!" Party (1%, 9 Votes)
- The Plumbers Union (1%, 8 Votes)
- Cookies and Milk Party (0%, 2 Votes)
Total Voters: 1,498
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July 24th, 2009 at 9:42 PM
oooh…so many great choices…
July 24th, 2009 at 9:47 PM
OMG AKM, I had no idea Alaska had so many parties. sure wasn’t easy to pick. I’m still laughing at all the choices.
Thank you akm.
July 24th, 2009 at 9:47 PM
We forgot one, “The American Trust Fund Party”.
July 24th, 2009 at 9:58 PM
SP probably will try to start a third party. She will milk it for all it’s worth, money-wise and celebrity-wise. Then, a week before the primaries, she will quit. She’ll blame the media, the bloggers, and anyone else but herself.
July 24th, 2009 at 9:59 PM
Ahhh, that’s so hard! So many great choices and only 5 votes. So, I made my votes, but could live with ANY of them. ROTFLMAOPMP
July 24th, 2009 at 10:03 PM
LOL Hilarious choices! Im gonna have to go with #1… CRAP Party… but they were ALL good! Thanks AK
July 24th, 2009 at 10:12 PM
Why do people say 3rd party when there are already more than 3 parties at any of the last dozen or so elections? Do they mean 1/3 and not a whole party?
July 24th, 2009 at 10:13 PM
I rather liked the ‘Party Like It’s 1999′
July 24th, 2009 at 10:15 PM
My fellow Mudpuppies & AKM are FUNNY!
Thanks for the great laughs!
And, too, also I can heard the sound of the slamming door – you know the special thonk that only an old wooden screen door can make – and it sounds great.
July 24th, 2009 at 10:29 PM
I don’t understand all the speculation about what Palin’s going to do next. She’s just going to keep on doing what she’s always done…lying to and about people, blaming others for her own errors, keeping secrets, scamming people out of their money, and being as unethical as heck. She will just continue doing what she has always been doing until (hopefully) she gets busted big time. There are so many adjectives to describe SP, unfortunately none of them good.
And least we forget…whining and tweeting (like the twit she is).
Rockin’ Sarah…she rocks in the treetops all day long…whining and lying and tweeting her song…tweet, tweet, tweetly, tweet, tweet…
July 24th, 2009 at 10:31 PM
The Tweety Party
July 24th, 2009 at 10:32 PM
What fun! Too many choices to just pick 5! I’m sure any of these entries would merit a great photoshop and a kick in her majesty’s arse.
I think we should come up with a name for her new Twitter account. My vote is: Sarah Unplugged Tweetin’ for $$$!
July 24th, 2009 at 10:38 PM
So many choices, I’m having a headache deciding!
This is OT, but Dave Letterman not only nailed Palin tonight(as he has every night this week) but put a dig into Parnell also!. Sorry just had to get get this in!
July 24th, 2009 at 10:41 PM
wynsplc: What did David Letterman say?
July 24th, 2009 at 11:00 PM
That was fun. I don’t care which one wins, they are all good. But I am partial to the ones that make a nice new word, ahem – CRAP, ASSHATS and IDIOTS. Gotta love it.
July 24th, 2009 at 11:01 PM
I didn’t get them all. Should have taped it.
A few were:
Top 10 things heard at the Sarah Palin farewell picnic
10. More tiny hotdog appetizers? You betcha.
9. Don’t forget to schedule an appt with Joe the Mover
1. I haven’t seen you since the Fire David Letterman Rally
There was a Todd and a McCain zinger in there somewhere also, too.
July 24th, 2009 at 11:02 PM
Also, too, and if the SP we’ve all come to know and love holds true to form (as we know she will…that’s also, too, one of the many things we all just adore about her,) no matter *what* the ‘new party’ is named, she will mess it up, forget what it’s called, quit it, twist it around, bamboozle it, and/or disavow it ever having been created.
All the while, manifesting her “real America” smile and her sparkling-winky eyes to mesmerize the “real American” masses who’ll continue to hang on her every too, and also, word(salad). You bet’cha. Too. And also. Notwithstanding. Troops. Family [SP stage props]. Energy. Good ol’ USA. And, too. Also. America first. Sacrifice. Jebus. Doors. Alaska. Ethics. Frivilous filers. First Dude/Toddster. Abstinence. Hockey. Also. Too. And. Maverick.
Gotta give the gal credit for being consistent in her ways, though; *terribly* uninformed, *incredibly* devious and deceitful, and *grossly* incurious and unintelligent, but consistent.
So, here’s a shout out to SP: Party on, SP, party on… You bet’cha. beth.
July 24th, 2009 at 11:03 PM
So many great choices! It was truly hard to pick just 5. The 3rd party that will come in 5th or 6th! Cuz we do already have a couple other 3rd parties…
July 24th, 2009 at 11:04 PM
Ah. It’s up already.
http://lateshow.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/index/php/20090724.phtml
July 24th, 2009 at 11:05 PM
Oh my! Only five??? That’s Impossible
July 24th, 2009 at 11:15 PM
Can I change one of my Votes. I missed the C.R.A.P party.
Great LOL.
July 24th, 2009 at 11:16 PM
Dave’s bye bye
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBrGfl3SG3Q
July 24th, 2009 at 11:18 PM
I forgot to submit Conservative Real American Party
The link above has other jokes from tonight.
July 24th, 2009 at 11:32 PM
Real American Party = RAP Party yo yo DrChill in the house..
July 24th, 2009 at 11:41 PM
Team Alaska. Don’t you mean the American Fund Trust Party?
July 24th, 2009 at 11:46 PM
I do think I said somewhere that David Letterman would be relentless. And it won’t end on Sunday. He’ll be milking the “fire David Letterman rally” meme for quite a long time. She really had no idea what she was doing when she decided to take down David Letterman.
July 24th, 2009 at 11:54 PM
OT- Photo of Palin above- she’s starting to develop a double chin.
July 25th, 2009 at 12:00 AM
Good article on Sarah’s demise at The New Republic “Ready for Her Close-Up”
Link:
http://www.tnr.com/politics/story.html?id=204d4b29-fb45-4239-a17b-a87ee3e72c65
July 25th, 2009 at 12:04 AM
Yep! (Mlaiuppa) There are many names for the Palin movment that will keep on giving. We must not forget the movement to the 7 mountains.
How about God, Guns, Gettin, and Gone Party.
July 25th, 2009 at 12:16 AM
The Crap Party. Zing!
July 25th, 2009 at 3:40 AM
They are all great names. Thanks for the laughs Mudpups.My fav is the Conservative Republican American Party (CRAP). We could also use, The S.and G. Party. “The Swindlers and Grifters Party.” With Sarah Palin as its leader, can you imagine the need for linguists to translate the jumble of incoherent speeches she would be making.
July 25th, 2009 at 3:45 AM
Considering Sarah’s demeanor and that of her rabid foul-mouthed followers:
Freedom Under Conservatives, Youth And Liberty (FUC,YAL Party) pronounced with a slight Southern drawl.
July 25th, 2009 at 3:49 AM
@John(Canadian MudPuppy) #31 I have often thought one of the worst assignments would be that of an interpreter for the deaf, trying to translate Sarah’s word salad speeches!
July 25th, 2009 at 4:04 AM
You know ProChoiceGrandma, I never thought about that. My God, those poor translators. What a headache that would be. I cannot for the life of me imagine the dense verbage,generally confusing sentences of Sarah Palin making any sense to anyone with half a brain.
July 25th, 2009 at 4:28 AM
The Acronym is important, so CRAP is the most appropriate name, even if a lot of the others are funny.
July 25th, 2009 at 4:45 AM
the sad thing is…she really WILL form her own party….especially now that she’s learned the difference between National Trust Fund rules and the State rules….Appeals to her Nation wide base,…….
July 25th, 2009 at 5:22 AM
Had to go for the utter CRAP party too, just had to, although they all were very funny.
July 25th, 2009 at 5:57 AM
I love the CRAP party. Unfortunately it is taken. It is called the Republican party. My bad.
July 25th, 2009 at 6:42 AM
[...] poll underway to nominate the best name for Sarah Palin’s third party. [...]
July 25th, 2009 at 6:54 AM
AKM,
Laughed my butt off, scared the cat, life is good. Soooo many fantastic choices and only five votes. My first pass had 14 marked, whittled down from there.
July 25th, 2009 at 7:56 AM
Or imagine having to translate her speeches into Spanish, or Chinese. I’ll bet the translators make her sound better.
Listening to her speak English as a second language, I’ve often wondered what her original language was.
July 25th, 2009 at 8:25 AM
TeamAlaska: The American Trust Fund Party – You Betcha! Wink, Wink
I watched Real Time with Bill Maher last night. One of his guests was Susan Eisenhower, granddaughter of Ike. She said she left the Republican Party a year ago. She definitely is not a Palin fan nor a conservative whacko. It seems the Repubs are experiencing a “brain drain” ever since McCain picked Sarah Baraccuda for VP. It’s not the liberals or the “elite” who oppose her, it’s anyone with a brain. I’m a liberal Democrat and respect Repubs like Colin Powell. According to Susan Eisenhower the Repubs are afraid of that fat, pill-popping slob name Rush Limbaugh.
July 25th, 2009 at 9:08 AM
Cracked Door Party
July 25th, 2009 at 9:43 AM
What about:
I Never Blink Party
July 25th, 2009 at 9:51 AM
What a nice craptastic list. She’s gonna be so crapinated when she sees it.
July 25th, 2009 at 9:53 AM
Conservative Republicant Anti-American Party of Palinista Secessionists: CRAAPPS!
July 25th, 2009 at 5:52 PM
Only 5 choices? Ohhh, that was difficult, especially when that great list inspires more:
Governing Republicans of American Birthers- GRAB
@sauerkraut, ‘crapinated’ is such a lovely word for her ex-majesty
July 26th, 2009 at 9:43 AM
This was so much fun! Pro choice grandma has it goin’ on! Livin’ down here I was definitely drawn to your FUC YAL idea!