Well, we knew the Pentagon was hiding something with that “no picture” rule. Crucifictions, apparently. And aren’t there many major conservative Xian universities? He can’t get a job in one of those? There are entire orders devoted to prison ministries… pretty sure at least one of them is Xian. Anyone else picture green skin & antennae during the alien rant? Funny how no mention is made of aliens taking up prison space. Way to go, California. Just SIX more death-row prisoners, and you win an apocolypse of your very own! Of course it’s all about the Mafia. But not any old boring mafia. A new, exciting *Albanian* mafia. (You just know the Mormons will show up at some point.) Xian woman are 20% better than Xian men… and the bible talks about road rage. Cussing is a good enough reason to attack without warning, if the blasphemers are smaller, weaker teenagers… and Our Hero never misses The View. Xians are reviled and persecuted, which predicts the end of the world. Xianity has spread and is proclaimed to every nation, supported by corporate advertisers and donations on every media at every hour of the day and night — which predicts the end of the world. Ow. Whiplash. Women and homosexuals, man. Abominations. Hey! The Mormons didn’t take the usual hit. Wonder how they feel about women and homosexuals.

We appreciate you taking damage for us — but try not to get hurt doing it! After something like this, you deserve a healing massage and chocolate.

Sadly, debunking doesn’t work with my family. Because all that “librul” has gone to my head, and I can’t see the truth that god reveals to asshats.

Sidewalk chalk art by Kenneth Beever:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0SWxjOQud0&feature=related

this is a more in depth of this woman’s talent, whoa…….seriously, she is what visual is to words, portraying her intent.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOhf3OvRXKg&feature=player_embedded#

It’s quiet tonight and since this is an open thread thought I would share this adorable utube of a cat drinking (and showering) from a faucet. Quite amusing!
Enjoy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KswnjMa-MQ

Me too – it’s one of the increasingly rare occasions that I’ve agreed with him since early 2008.

I’ve noticed that the angle that George Will leans to the right on Sunday morning seems to be directly related to his choice of tie style for that day:

Regular tie = 45-53 degree slant

Bowtie = damn near horizontal