Levi Johnston Wins “Fleshbot” Award?
12 11 2009I am proud to say that until a few moments ago, I had never heard of the “Fleshbot” Awards. This apparently-coveted, suitable for displaying on the mantle award was presented to Sarah Palin’s almost-son-in-law and grandbaby daddy for successfully transitioning between the category of “pop culture star” to “sex star.”
Apparently just knowing that Johnston would be doing his shoot for Playgirl Magazine today was enough to win Wasilla’s most famous hockey stud the coveted prize.
When a reporter told him that Palin had reportedly declined to “trash” him during a soon-to-air interview with Oprah Winfrey, Johnston remarked, “She’s being smart. She knows what I got on her.” Do tell!!!But speaking with People, the 19-year-old Johnston also stressed, “I’m a good guy and not looking only for fame and attention. I’ve been getting a bad image with the press and ain’t looking to cause trouble. I’m a good guy and a good dad.” His big plan now is to get into movies, and the Playgirl shoot is just one step toward that goal. He says, “I’ve been working hard getting ready for it and I’m just as excited to get it over with. I’m just going to show up and do my thing. It’s tomorrow and I’m going to go out there and have fun.” He added, “People won’t be disappointed. It will be tasteful.” (Actually, Levi, we’ll be much more disappointed if it is tasteful.)
I have other things going on today, so I’ll have to leave you with that. But you can read up on all the details of the disrobing here.
November 12th, 2009 at 11:24 AM
How close is this boy getting to being charged with blackmail? IMHO, he should just spill it instead of threatening to spill it.
November 12th, 2009 at 11:31 AM
I guess this means that Levi is getting a few more lines added to his Wikipedia page… I assume there is one there by now.
And since the title of this story is ” Flesh”-bot…there is a lot of flesh being exposed in the Carrie Prejean ongoing saga…. and she is keeping it in the Family. But not Her skin this time… her Brothers. Palingates posted pics.
He seems to like tatoos… LOTS of them.
No doubt.. there will NOT be any Family photos of Him in her new book.
That clean wholesome image she portrays…. phony as Sarah’s.
November 12th, 2009 at 12:00 PM
You know people ridicule Levi for his good ole boy speech mannerisms but I remember an interview with a young man named Arnold who was a body builder.He was crass,rude,made jokes about women,totally came off as a foolish low life.He grew up to be governor of California.Who knows what may happen for Levi?
November 12th, 2009 at 12:11 PM
mommom: Or .. even … a twit with a flute, parading around in a swimsuit who ended up being Governor of Alaska!
November 12th, 2009 at 12:12 PM
mommom – (applause)
November 12th, 2009 at 12:17 PM
Two short clips from the Oprah interview, including one about whether Levi is welcome to Thanksgiving dinner.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/11/12/palin-oprah-video-levi-is_n_355776.html
November 12th, 2009 at 12:28 PM
R’ipley, I think to be blackmail, Levi would have to be gaining materially from threatening to divulge the truth about Sarah. It isn’t blackmail to threaten to give up the goods if the other person doesn’t stop trashing you.
November 12th, 2009 at 12:30 PM
“Bot” or “Pot”? Seems like it ought to be “pot”.
Oh, god. I’m Seussing.
November 12th, 2009 at 12:58 PM
I watched the teasers for the Oprah/Palin interview and was not surprised. Palin is adept at lying her way out of most things (”I knew the interview with Couric was bad but the campaign said I was great”) and too many people let her get away with it. Let’s hope that Barbara Walters doesn’t softball it with her, calling her to task for things she actually said and wrote that are contrary to what she is trying to portray now.
November 12th, 2009 at 1:13 PM
Sarah won”t do anything other than a “softball” interview, so grit your teeth and ignore them as much as possible. Maybe Sarah will get jealous of Carrie and Levi and do a sex tape. LOL (gag).
November 12th, 2009 at 1:18 PM
No matter what palin says Levi would not be welcome for thanksgiving dinner nor would he be comfortable in any case.
November 12th, 2009 at 1:28 PM
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: I hope Levi has recorded in some fashion what he knows and stowed it somewhere safe with a just in case clause.
November 12th, 2009 at 1:30 PM
I just love the fact that 19 yr old Levi Johnston is such a thorn in Palin’s side. I agree with you jojobo 1, he wouldn’t wouldn’t be welcome nor comfortable in their house.
AKM, I dunno, I am kinda hoping that it will be tasteful. I just read somewhere that he is using a hockey stick as a prop.
We’ll have to wait and see.
November 12th, 2009 at 1:37 PM
@A fan from Chicago #6: I saw the clip about the Katie Couric interview and once again SP is lying. Do you remember when she said she was kinda put off by Katie’s question about what newspapers she read? I recall her saying that Katie wanted to know what newspapers were read in Alaska, like it was some foreign country. She is so adept at turning things around to suit her answers to the questions. What a lying b*tch!
November 12th, 2009 at 1:38 PM
If he isn’t welcome at Thanksgiving after her big wouldn’t-it-be-wonderful dissertation with Oprah then he needs to tell the world that–wait for it, it’s going to come as a shock–she lied.
He should go just to make her grit her teeth and play nice. But if he does accept her very public invitation then he might want to bring a food taster with him or at least his manager to be a witness.
November 12th, 2009 at 1:50 PM
@OMG #15: Yea, I wouldn’t put it past her to try to posion him a little, not enough to die but to get really, really sick. Sarah’s full of moose crap.
November 12th, 2009 at 1:51 PM
OMG LOL I think your right some of her fans might just send something up so she can keep her hands clean.Actually she did not invite him she just said wouldn’t it be wonderful if he could or would come JMO
November 12th, 2009 at 1:57 PM
If Levi actually has anything on her, he would have told that story already. He’s not much different than her; he just wants the attention.
Maybe Levi will hook up with Joe the unplumber in 2012.
November 12th, 2009 at 2:05 PM
Listening to Chris Matthews “Hardball” today it was told that the AP reported getting an advance copy of her book. She claims in her book ‘o lies that the McCain campaign billed her for her own vetting…..(uh…riiigghhtttt)
They are all over that one disputing her statement. Will she stop at nothing…nothing at all?
**Sigh**..I guess we all know the answer to that!
November 12th, 2009 at 2:10 PM
Oh…AND…she has published a list of the books that she has read…Chris Matthews said it reads like a high school required list of reading materials!
So funny…that Sarah!
November 12th, 2009 at 2:13 PM
AP just released this statement about SP’s Book ‘o Lies:
And she says that most of her legal bills were generated defending what she called frivolous ethics complaints, but she reveals that about one-tenth of the $500,000 was a bill she received to pay for the McCain campaign vetting her for the VP nod.
She said when she asked the McCain campaign if it would help her financially, she was told McCain’s camp would have paid all the bills if he’d won; since he lost, the vetting legal bills were her responsibility.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091112/ap_on_en_ot/us_books_palin
November 12th, 2009 at 2:33 PM
Goalie #21 -$50,000 for looking up her skirt is expensive “vetting”! LOL
November 12th, 2009 at 3:32 PM
Sauerkrout, I don’t think Levi is bluffing. Come on, think about it, we know Scarah, we know he’s spent a heck of a lot of time around her, years worth. I do believe he has stuff that can politically and socially hurt her and possibly get her in legal trouble.
November 12th, 2009 at 3:35 PM
Lets keep the comment guidelines in mind, all.
http://www.themudflats.net/comment-guidelines/
I’ve unapproved a couple of comments which AKM will look at when she has a chance.
November 12th, 2009 at 3:52 PM
I think before the VP selection Levi didn’t really care about or pay attention to politics, he was a kid. I think he started paying attention when he was thrust into the political scene and on stage, front and center.
I seriously do believe he saw her lying through her teeth on many, many occasions and he knew the real truth. I also think that seeing her willing to stoop to lying or doing whatever it would take to win, her own underhanded devious campaign strategies and most likely backstabbing campaign talk, all this was a heads up, wake up for him into who she really is and capable of. I’m sure he was thinking whoa, I had no idea this was the real you or that you’d do this type of stuff.
I don’t think Levi is just like Scarah. I think he sees her now how we see her, and I personally think we are correct in our assessment of Scarah dearest. I feel sorry for him, he’s tied to her for life, yuck, can you imagine? He woke up and found he’s living bad dream. Nightmare in gramma Scarah’s town.
November 12th, 2009 at 3:59 PM
So far Smart Sarah is winning. People are keeping their lips zipped.
We lose.
November 12th, 2009 at 4:05 PM
Levi is the new K-Fed for 2010!
November 12th, 2009 at 4:10 PM
And now this: he’s male bonding with Jon Gosselin.
http://entertainment.ca.msn.com/celebs/celebutant/article.aspx?cp-documentid=22581696
November 12th, 2009 at 4:17 PM
@aha #26 – Yes, people are keeping their lips zipped because IMO she is paying them off.
November 12th, 2009 at 4:54 PM
The people giving Levi a hard time seem to forget all the other people that are allowing Sarah to get away with her lies. The media! Why is the media not doing anything about Sarah’s Lies! There are many many people that Sarah has back stabbed big time!!!
Right now Sarah has some powerful, rich, whacko christain people helping keep people and her deep dark secrets hidden.
But I absolutely beiieve she will be exposed for who she is. It is about timing and there could be other people in higher places wanting this to
break open in the future.
November 12th, 2009 at 5:30 PM
I believe Levi is holding onto the goods for use in court over custody issues for his baby
That’s about all I can say, it’s been a long day and my mind is frazzled…
November 12th, 2009 at 6:35 PM
RE: All the “Levi’s got the goods on her” believers:
A 19-year old boy is the talisman you’re waving at a self-destructive sociopath. He’s an object, that at some not-yet-determined, perfect moment will split like a pinata and justify the months and years you’ve spent collecting invective. Maybe. Or, he’s just a foolish kid with personal, shoddy knowledge of a lazy, tv-dreg poltician information that will prove to be obvious rather than shocking.
There are actual, Palin-based investigations into federal and civil crimes being made by adults. There are three people sitting on a commission who have proven themselves over the last year to be absolutely corrupt — why are they still there? Not enough voters turned out to protect your GLBT community from the Xian Minority… whoever shall we blame that on?
Taking a broader view, days after one *American* soldier — who happened to be Muslim –went on a rampage, your federal government has begun “confiscating” mosques and commercial property we are told can be traced back to Iran. By the same media who ‘told’ us that the soldier was dead, was shot by a courageous little white policewoman, was alive, was identified by his government for years as anti-American and a terrorist connection; not to mention, the worst psychiatrist in, like, ever. As actually disturbed and insane. But he was definitely being deployed~! Good enough for the troops, I guess.
Look at the damage that the Xians are doing. Are their houses of worship being confiscated? Have the funds that bought them and been used to force a religion-based agenda into the current political legislation been followed back to the source? Of course not. They’re Xians, not Muslims. All it takes is pointing at a different bit of sky, and your crimes are ignored.
Lord. There are better things to obsess over, there really are.
There are important things happening. Heath care reform has been sabotaged by the Xian cartel — one little amendment, and they are close to destroying us from within. Religious institutions are suddenly jackbooting through politics, blackmailing an entire nation with threats of dying poor and needy, if women and gays are given human standing in legislation.
November 12th, 2009 at 8:01 PM
oregonbird@32
How I wish what you wrote was a conspiracy theory instead of simple, unvarnished truth.
November 12th, 2009 at 8:07 PM
Oregonbird. Though the Rebiblican agenda may overwhelm our trust in any representative of the people. Our steadfast calm and careful thoughts will prevail.
Yes there are adults dealing with inqueries (let’s hope the IRS) Hoping that Levi will solve any big problem is naive at best. You are right on that one.
Be calm-breath-an talk about it with freinds. Thats called GRASS ROOTS. this is a blog.
November 12th, 2009 at 8:22 PM
Oregonbird
You are absolutely right about more important things going on in the world. But Sarah Palin is one of the evil forces. Levi is a young man that was used by Sarah and the abused and is Fed up.
I participated in a healthcare rally today in Newport Beach California. Pic;s below.
http://www.ocregister.com/articles/-219114–.html?pic=1
November 12th, 2009 at 8:29 PM
I still say, that when Levi is offered enought money, he will spill the beans. And I do believe he could tell us a lot about the witch from the North.
November 13th, 2009 at 8:10 PM
McCain ask his campaign workers not to comment on what is in Sarahs’ book. I don’t believe that will last long when they feel she is blaming them for her failures with Curiac and with other advice they gave her and she chose not to follow. Next week her creditability with be chip away even further by what the campaign aids say or by showing documentation to counter her. statements.There are too many more intelligent people than she that will rip her to pieces in what she has said in the book. It is going to be open hunting season on Sarah next week for all of the false comments she wrote in her book. She has brought this on herself for being an habitual lier that she is and also for trying to take get credit for things she has said she accomplished, but hasn’t.