My god.

Maybe because she would spot a few of the lies?

President Palin decides to send 200,000 more troops into Afghanistan. But unable to find it on a map, she mistakenly sends them to Argentina. When the liberal elite media run the story of her blunder, she responds, “You know, Joe Sixpack doesn’t know where Afghanistan is. You east coast media types need to stop obsessing over geometry. Smaller government is what we need to get government off our backs. Tax cuts for small businesses so they can put more money on the table. We’re a strong nation and we will win the war on drugs that started in Afghanistan. And when the fish swim, the turkey is done.” With that she flies back to Alaska to give birth to her grandson, Algebra.

Scarah blew it by abandoning booing fans with unsigned books after they’d stood in line for umpteen hours overnight in cold rain and gotten wrist bands promising them a signed book. She broke her promise. It created a near disaster for her book tour, on what, the first or second day? lol Her parents arrived via a separate charter jet shortly thereafter. Daddy to the rescue.

Last night was the first time I heard she had hand cramps and “that” is why she dashed off, in her bus, with no apologies or explanation, leaving her fans breathing diesel fumes while crying “sign my book”.

Gosh, she’s slipping, what happened to nipping bad rumors in the bud, puttin bad news to rest. Scarah, where’s Meg when ya need her? have you left her out in the cold, behind in AK? were you mad at her, is she now mad at you, are you two on the outs? Did you dare throw Meg under the bus?

http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/news/politics/national/stories/DN-palinplano_05met.ART.State.Edition2.4c0b20b.html

“Sally Heath, 69, said it was the first opportunity she had had to see much of the continental U.S.

She said her daughter had broached the idea of her parents joining the book tour just before the first stop last month in Grand Rapids, Mich.

“It’s probably too much for us. I don’t know how long we can keep going,” she said half-jokingly of the tour schedule.”

She admitted she had not yet read her daughter’s book but said she intended to.

“Nobody’s even given me a copy to read on the bus,” she said, laughing.”

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And then there is this…….tsk, tsk, bad Scarah, BAD. You really should get over your media paranoia. Come on, you can do it, with God all things are possible. Your acting like a whimpy, whiny scared baby, not a brave Christian, where is your faith.

I think it’s becoming a mental block or a phobia with her, lol. And I bet all the McCain campaign staffers are laughing their asses off, waiting for her to combust or melt, knowing it’s just a matter of time.

“Organizers had set up a small stage and microphone outside the store. But Palin made no remarks. Media access was restricted. Reporters were not allowed to ask questions and were kept away from the desk where she was signing books.”

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AND, there is also this, oh how quaint, Scarah came up with the bright idea, all by her lonesome, I’m sure (ha), to have a book tour stop in her birth town of Sandpoint, Idaho. A back to roots road trip. Well, hmmm, this could get interesting eh? Dec. 10th., a 3 hr book signing, 6-9 pm