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Alaska Bloggers Fall From Grace! The Shocking Video Alaska Bloggers Don’t Want You to See!

We’ve got a super special treat today on that painful Monday back from a holiday weekend. I hope you love it like I do. But a warning. A serious warning. Do NOT, I repeat, do NOT attempt to drink anything during the video. If you must, pause the thing first.

As a matter of face, put away your bagels, your blueberry muffins, your shredded wheat…  Today it’s popcorn for breakfast.  Butter, salt, the whole works.  The cinematographic genius that brought you the epic cult classic YouTube of the “three witches” (Shannyn Moore, Linda Kellen Biegel and yours truly) has created a sequel.  We thought there was just the one, and we were sad.  The “three witches” still laugh to this day about that first video, and the sequel does not disappoint.

The one thing I’ll say is that you may want to consider playing it without the sound.  You’ll know why after the first 3 or 4 seconds.  But other than that, settle in, turn off your cell phones, get that popcorn, and get ready for showtime! And I couldn’t resist live blogging the event, so you can read along with my comments below.

Ohhkay… The techno beat music is not what I expected…
But we do still have “the three witches theme, and that’s the important part.
The Chicago machine? Oh, this is gonna be good.
Hey, they spelled Shannyn’s name wrong! Doh!
Oooo! Flames. They’ve stepped up the special effects this time.
Here I am! Spelled correctly. I hope I get the flames too.
Flames!
And of course, here’s Linda Kellen Biegel.
This is kind of like deranged polka music…
“Because they threw hissy (hussy?) fits….” Ah! Sexist reference #1.
Hmm. The color of the venom almost matches her jacket!
And now the hate is being delivered by ballistic missile! Niiiice.
Nasfaratu is a progressive? Who knew?
More witches. “We’re great, you’re not!” Man, this guy ought to be a speechwriter. (eye roll)
Now we’ve got bouncy spiders. Cool.
Unidentified monster…. More about how great we are.
More venom…more electronic polka….
The White House now actually analyzes our three blogs and determines that we are the reason for Sarah Palin’s spike in popularity! It’s not the book tour or all the makin’ things up! Who knew? GOP, hire this guy to do your political analysis! He’s gold! Gold, I say.
Obligatory ACORN reference. Nicely done.
“Heads up, blogger broads!” OHHHH… Sexist reference #2. Does he realize that Palin is actually a woman? If women start abandoning Palin, we’ll know it was this guy that’s completely responsible. I mean, there have been THREE HUNDRED views on YouTube in just a week!
Rainbows, flowers, music and multicolored children? Heyyyy…. He’s gone soft and squishy on us. What’s next tree hugging kittens? Where’s the Venom?
“Palin is not the only political leader in America!” Political leader? I thought she quit to become an author?
Ahhh… it’s all about “stop picking on meeee!” I get it.
Obligatory slam of Ariana Huffington.
Ah, the witches again begging for attention. Maybe someone will make a video about us so we stop getting attention! Yeah, that’s so crazy it just might work!
Venom with mysterious counting involved….flowers…cityscape. I think someone might be having a little too much fun with the nifty special effects software. Now we have spinning granite blocks, beams of light. (fanning my eyes and dabbing tears with a kleenex… I can’t believe that other blogs are linking to this. Seriously!)
Planning and scheming at the White House. Rahm Emmanuel and his brother are in on it… What will happen??
Uh oh… Al Gore is mad at Shannyn. He can’t spell her name either.
Hey, I’m the new Typhoid Mary! Meaning … I show no signs of the disease but pass it on to others? (Did this guy Google Typhoid Mary?) And why does Typhoid Mary look like the bride of Frankenstein… And is Sarah Palin jealous of my ginormous Bumpit? Questions, questions…
And Linda’s just nuts. Well, that’s not very exciting. She does have awesome hair and a killer black strapless evening gown, though.
Character references on the way! Who will they be?
Andree McLeod (also spelled wrong) and Kim Elton? Ohhh kay… Did he just pick random names out of a hat?
Ah, the Death Panel. Very nice. Nancy Pelosi, the President, Harry Reid and … Nostradamus? Wow.
And now under the bus we go. Hey, wait… You guys forgot one! Shannyn is ON the bus…wearing a kerchief??
Look … someone’s been run over. And their wearing… red, naughty monkey pumps?? Oh no! They got Sarah by mistake! AAAAA!

To be continued…

Oh, man. There’s more to come? But they still haven’t explained how we got thrown under the bus! What did they actually do to us? Did George Soros stop sending his huge checks? Did the President freeze our expense account? No more invitations to the Rose Garden? The White House staff has stopped reading the Alaska blogs? Inquiring minds want to know!

Well, I have no idea what to say about this one except it gave me more laughs in four minutes than I’m used to. So big comedy points. But the music HAS to go. That’s going to be running through my head all day. And the special effects were nice, but a bit heavy handed. The venom was cool, and I totally loved the bouncy spiders, but when the spinning granite blocks and the cityscape and the counting thing started, you lost me. And finally, there’s the screenplay. Sorry, my friend. That needs some major work. You might seriously need to outsource that next time. Try to find someone who doesn’t use the derogatory sexist statements. You tend to lose people that way. But I can tell that a lot of time went into this. Time of which our young filmmaker obviously has quite a bit of on his hands.

And to the couple of blogs that actually embedded this thing, whether out of pity, or just because it was something new to embed? Thank you. Pleeease keep associating Sarah Palin with this masterful work of cinematography. I’m sure she would approve.

And don’t forget to double click on the video to go to the YouTube site where you can leave constructive comments of your own. There are already SIX whole comments there, which you may thumb up or down depending on your opinion of them. Do have fun.

104 to “Alaska Bloggers Fall From Grace! The Shocking Video Alaska Bloggers Don’t Want You to See!”


  1. 1
    fawnskin mudpuppyNo Gravatar says:

    this is a great one to be first on….

    hahaha, teehee, and lol

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    IrishgirlNo Gravatar says:

    I’m still laughing at Typhoid Mary!! :)

  3. 3

    You know AKM? You can’t please people all the time, especially if they are wacko. Can you imagine . . .

    In pj’s in his mother’s basement, giggling under his breath, spending hours making this video, which has absolutely no meaning What So Ever.

    Jeez.

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    Oh, I forgot. The Newfs hated the music and ran outside barking to protect us from it.

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    LiladyNYNo Gravatar says:

    Oh, man. There’s more to come? But they still haven’t explained how we got thrown under the bus! What did they actually do to us? Did George Soros stop sending his huge checks? Did the President freeze our expense account? No more invitations to the Rose Garden? The White House staff has stopped reading the Alaska blogs? Inquiring minds want to know!
    ___________________________________________________________________

    Aww isn’t this special. Someone got a new graphics program for Christmas. And, bless their heart, that hokey Klezmer wedding music has got to go!

    If George Soros stops sending my checks, I’m not going to read these blogs any more. That’ll show ‘em. So there. Also. Too.

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    LiladyNYNo Gravatar says:

    THANK YOU brave Newfies. That says it all.

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    OMGNo Gravatar says:

    That was rich indeed!

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    aeroentropyNo Gravatar says:

    I gotta say, I find these vids puzzling and a bit disappointing. They’re so disjointed and non-sensical, I’m just left scratching my head. I’m reminded of the old expression, “I refuse to have a battle of wits against an unarmed man.”

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    lillyNo Gravatar says:

    Lynching of puppet in former President Carters home territory they have hung a efigy of Obama with Obamas name on it.

    Sarah Palins crowd of Sea of Peers.

    Racism. Think of how bad the Alaskan bloggers would be portrayed if they weren’t caucasion, they would really have gone to town with you if y’all were African American.

    It is time that people like former President Carter should speak up about the hatred that Sarah Palin and her family and familiars stoke.

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    who me?No Gravatar says:

    Whoa–congratulations I guess AKM. That is truly weird. (I actually kind of like the deranged polka music and the Typhoid Mary reference is a hoot.)

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    barbaraNo Gravatar says:

    is this video related to anything that actually happened or did happen? i left a comment: “you wish.”

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    The Right ReverendNo Gravatar says:

    What was that? There was no sense to any of it, aside from their wishful thinking. To say there are other political leaders to write about sounds more like a cry of “quit pickin’ on poor Sarah” to me. But that piece was just disjointed and disappointing. Maybe they hired Joe the Non-Plumber to make that, considering what a non-message that was.

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    austintxNo Gravatar says:

    Hm-m-m……..
    Is this the same kid who did the last video ??

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    BeezyNo Gravatar says:

    LOL! Where is the fear you three gals will wiggle your noses and turn them all into frogs? We should all break into the song from Wicked–”Popular” because this just makes you lovely three cauldron stirrers more popular! ;-)

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    C.RockNo Gravatar says:

    That was so childish and hysterical . And talking about hate and spewing venom is like calling the kettle black. Hypocrite ! ! What is your video about ? Hate …………….What a dumb ass

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    FWNo Gravatar says:

    Gotta give these folks an A+++ on including all the rabid right wing meme’s in one video…Soros,Alexelrod,Rahm Emmanuel all paying the bloggers! Chicago politics!Global warming deniers! ACORN!DEATH PANELS! Awesome!

    EXTRA Style points for the classic monster flick references!!

    What does Kathleen Sebelius have to do with this? Is she an honorary witch?

    Wow, just wow….

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    amyNo Gravatar says:

    Oh, my! Where to start?
    The music made my grandson cry……
    my laughter scared my cats……..

    And sadly……his profile on youtube says he’s 39 years old.
    I was guessing 16.

    Holy cow!

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    Leota2No Gravatar says:

    Morning blueberry muffin- $1.75
    Cup of French roast-$2.25
    The time I wasted and will never get back viewing this (priceless and gone).
    How you do it AKM–I do not know. I worry that your eyes will one day bleed.

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    KateInMtNo Gravatar says:

    Are you SURE he’s 39? I mean, really, THIRTY-NINE, as in one year short of 40? Man…I’ve had middle-school kids put together a better presentation for a bookreport.

    *…wanders off, wishing she could piss off the right as well as the three witches do…*

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    ValleyIndependentNo Gravatar says:

    Wow. Given the book list yesterday, it seems those not enamored of Sarah read a wide variety of books in their spare time, while her fans tended to occupy themselves with tea parties, Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh, and producing poorly thought out videos that “spewed venom and hate” and showed off their lack of knowledge (note Andree’s name isn’t spelled right, either).

    I’ll stick with the readers, thanks.

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    LaineyNo Gravatar says:

    I see two angles…one is slander, the other is hypnosis.

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    bethNo Gravatar says:

    Proof-positive that SPs [patented] Word Salad is contagious and that it can, in the hands of the right, loyal, Palinbot, be converted to a video of equally-nonsensical, (randomly) selected graphics and images…also, too, that that it can all be set to ‘music’ to thrill and rally her masses. beth.

    (I’m particularily taken by the ‘popularity graph’: no baseline for comparison(s) and no numbers; just a bunch of stair-step blocks and a nifty arrow pointing north-ward. In red. How incredibly informative and illuminating! b.)

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    laprofesoraNo Gravatar says:

    So-o-o bizarre…between this and the latest post at IM my head is spinning. Did I wake up in bizarro world today???

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    bubblesNo Gravatar says:

    jeebus…… whadda putz!

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    FWNo Gravatar says:

    A little OT, but this has to do with Alaska bloggers….the Palibanning incident made the Washington Post today (in print, too)

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/01/03/AR2010010301827.html

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    austintxNo Gravatar says:

    There are a couple of pups that will have the info on this fella in short order.

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    HannahNo Gravatar says:

    I can’t believe anyone wasted time making that. Looks like something out of junior high (and not from the smart junior high kids).

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    BigPeteNo Gravatar says:

    Eternal damnation

    OK, we get it! God’s mad as hell at ACORN, and we’re all going ….to hell?
    “Fear and smear” works better with spookier music: the soundtrack on the video sounds like it was lifted from a remake of “The Munsters”!

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    Grandma68No Gravatar says:

    Isn’t Andree’s name spelled, well, Andree, not Andrea?

    Same person, same spelling who spelled her name wrong on the “banned list” from the Wasilla signing? So, he’s in the Palin entourage, wouldn’t you think?

    Or am I so wrong?

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    I’m speechless, really. And still shaking my head at the insanity of the whole thing.

    Thanks for the link to the Three Witches one from this summer. I had somehow missed that one. At least it seemed more organized and had a theme of sorts that ran through it.

    This one? Erm, not so much. Though I did like the red slippers on the wicked witch, and thought your take on it was perfect: Look … someone’s been run over. And their wearing… “red, naughty monkey pumps?? Oh no! They got Sarah by mistake! AAAAA!”

    I’m still laughing about that, and the Typhoid Mary who is really from Young Frankenstein.

    I need a good strong cup of tea and something chocolate.

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    Seagull Junker PalinNo Gravatar says:

    For a short moment this stuff makes me sad for the person who made it and to the sites that post it. Same feeling of sadness I have for that group of folks who are going to bombard Glenn Beck today with phone calls to complain that he won’t talk about the birther issue. Sadness for a second.

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    bubblesNo Gravatar says:

    austintx Says:
    January 4th, 2010 at 7:55 AM

    There are a couple of pups that will have the info on this fella in short order.
    ***************************************************************************

    indeed they will. as soon as they wake up and see this. they will pick him up and toss him in a mudpond. yep.yep.

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    ChiCatNo Gravatar says:

    lol, that’s all I can really say.

    The music definitely sounds like the Munsters…with a bit of the B52s (Rock Lobster) thrown in.

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    KateinCanadaNo Gravatar says:

    Funny, funny. My favorite bit is the witch-stripy socks and red high heels.
    Fits the rules for cult movie classic- twists memes, doesn’t make coherent sense as a whole, and is a series of disconnected image/sound bites that people remember.
    Go ladies, demand a raise!

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    MollyNo Gravatar says:

    Well, I for one will definitely not be hanging out with “Typhoid Mary” anymore, or her little witchy friends, based solely on this youtube thingy. Good thing I don’t live in AK so I can’t catch whatever germs you are harboring, AKM. ;)

    HA!!!!

    What’s with the constant pics of Mr. Press Secretary? Is he in on this whole anti-Palin cabal thing too?

    I took your advice and merely watched it without sound. Perhaps I missed something important?

    Oh, and they forgot to include Gryphen. I suppose they can’t really include him as a witch. Maybe a warlock?

    Hey, maybe this was done by Bristol, LLC, in her capacity as a political consultant?

    All in all, very entertaining, and the flames give it just the right touch. LOL

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    MollyNo Gravatar says:

    Kate? The witchy striped socks thing is the Wicked Witch of the East who Dorothy killed with her house upon landing in Oz. I’m not sure which of the bloggers that is supposed to represent, since none of them seems to have been taken down by a tornadic Kansan farmhouse. I’m also not sure who Dorothy is supposed to be either, but I’m pretty sure it’s NOT SP. Although, I do know that AKM has a dog, so, possibly, she is Dorothy–with a much nicer dog than that stinkin’ troublemaker Toto.

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    Susie SnowflakeNo Gravatar says:

    The music was a type of techno music, and some techno music is really good, and some that is not. This techno soundtrack sounded like some kind of carnival or circus music, giving the video an even more bizarre unreal feel. Bad job overall, as far as music choice, message, choice of photo representations, etc. And there’s part 2 to come? Will that have a message to tie it all together, or just be more rambling babble, reminiscint of SP herself?

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    debinOHNo Gravatar says:

    I don’t comment much anymore but I read you guys every single day. Why? Because you are all awesome.

    If you never mention the queen’s name again I would still read your blog. Why? Everything you write is well thought out and presented the same. You are a professional. The creator of this “short” film – not so much!

    Also, too, I LOVE your photos!

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    KJ in NCNo Gravatar says:

    I don’t have the stomach to watch again but as I remember, if you just took the pictures of Sarah with all the “spew venom” underneath, it comes across as though she is the one doing all the spewing. Very ironic and moronic and accurate.

    The guy who did this needs serious help. I hope he isn’t from Alaska.

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    A fan from CANo Gravatar says:

    If you go to Youtube don’t forget to give it just 1 star, wish they had a no star rating. The sad part is that many of the fundies believe Ari Emanuel is dr death, acorn stole the election and the rest of the drivel this video depicts. Sure hope HCR includes expanded mental health services for these people to get a grip on reality.

    I wonder if al quida (sp) is funding some of this paranoid stuff like the effigy in Plains, the gun rally in New Mexico and other acts of the tin foil hat crowd. Wasn’t it the Chinese who gave scarah her first big talk fee? This stuff just drowns out any reasonable conservative talking points. Ok, that is an oxymoron.

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    kareninORNo Gravatar says:

    wow, that was like an acid trip before breakfast.

    I say definitely play WITH the loopy, frantic music for full, trippy fun.

  42. 42

    I guess this shows how much you all have gotten under the skin(s) of the palinbots and others of their ilk. It’s pretty funny while also pathetic in its tackiness and low class. The naughty monkey is goin’ down I do believe.

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    Pat in MANo Gravatar says:

    wow, thanks for the warning about the music, I hit the mute button almost immediately! Incredible that you Alaska bloggers should be writing about a political figure (well an ex-political figure) from, oh say ALASKA? Keep on spewing the TRUTH!

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    trishaNo Gravatar says:

    I would almost guess this was “produced” by Palin on an acid trip. Maybe it’s the voices she hears in her head when her meds are low. Or, it’s what she does after spending all night reading the blogs.

    Regardless, who ever created this needs help.

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    KateinCanadaNo Gravatar says:

    Molly-
    Yes, we can recognise it. Twisting several meaning-loaded images into one- Wicked Witch socks + Dorothy’s innocent red shoes + Sarah’s not innocent red pumps all into a ball + presumably under the bus + question as to who is meant as the victim- so much information that our minds get sucked in and maybe will remember. It’s actually pretty sophisticated comedy. A 16 year old probably wouldn’t have done it unless by accident.

    Since writing the first comment I’ve been hunting in vain for an article I read last week on what made Rocky Horror or Monty Python so hypnotic to fans that they can reel off chunks of dialog, etc. I think the author said general purposeful incoherence breaks things up into stand-alone sound bytes/memes, which are twisted to add confusion, so we take notice.

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    gingerNo Gravatar says:

    So, there you have it, the mentality of Sarah’s supporters.

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    JuneaudreamNo Gravatar says:

    It tells me..some of the under educated followers of, city of refuge types..are so overwhelmed with bile..they are now, near a breaking point. If they have begun to experience the fury of finding themselves..impotent AND unequiped for intell. battle..they become a danger in their various communitys.

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    Wolf PackNo Gravatar says:

    Where is the witch doctor, when you really need one? At least we now know, how $arah Pac money is being spent.

    We’ll soon see $arah portrayed as Avatar?

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    wayofpeaceNo Gravatar says:

    it just goes to prove that conservatives of all stripes cannot be funny…

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    honestyinGovNo Gravatar says:

    25 FW Says:
    January 4th, 2010 at 7:52 AM
    A little OT, but this has to do with Alaska bloggers….the Palibanning incident made the Washington Post today (in print, too)
    —————————–
    FW… ( as per the link you provided )
    I guess the Washington Post is even LESS of a newspaper than the ADN.
    How about some fact-checking though. The story has been out for awhile and even though there is an actual copy of the banned list and the instructions out there for everybody to read… they forgot some names. Where is Andree…? one of those banned. That is a poor excuse of a paper.
    A High School newspaper could do better.

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    phoebeNo Gravatar says:

    Wow, you guys are real bad asses!

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    TerryNYNo Gravatar says:

    ok, that was just weird.

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    honestyinGovNo Gravatar says:

    AKM…. you might not just understand the New Media that is out there and the culture…?

    This could be a new form of self-humiliation going around.
    It could be labeled ” reverse-sarcasm ” or something to that effect. These people find ways to poke fun at themselves ( exposing their stupidity ) through this Media. It’s not a very healthy thing to do, but to each his own.
    And if you thought THIS was humiliating… wait till they take it to a new level and a bunch of them get together with the ” Quitter Queen ” at their Convention in February. Roll the cameras. PRICEless !
    Tea…. Anyone..?

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    Carol.SeattleNo Gravatar says:

    This video was totally stupid. Agreed, done by a not very bright junior high student who is proud that he finally mastered at least one class in school… being able to do computer graphics.

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    sauerkrautNo Gravatar says:

    One thing becomes very obvious (yes, a redundancy) upon watching the two videos: the earlier was produced by Hillary’s PUMA girls; the latter by idiots from the palinista camp.

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    sauerkrautNo Gravatar says:

    The 2nd video states that s’error palin is not the only political leader in America.

    1) when did she become a political leader? was that before or after she quit after being governor for less than 20 months? or never? maybe she wants to become a political leader in the future? this lifetime or next?

    2) considering her palin’ around with secessionists (okay, so she had sex with a secessionist), she’s not exactly someone who I view as being pro-American.

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    Lori in Los AngelesNo Gravatar says:

    I guess it is time to say goodbye to AKM and all of my wonderful friends here.

    You see, I THOUGHT I was learning so much about Alaska and Sarah Palin – and now I realize, I was wrong.

    This video convinced me that I should support Sarah, and ONLY Sarah and that to expose myself to AKM’s “elitist” witchy writings would be wrong.
    This video, on it’s own, will convince all of Amerikkka of your wicked ways, you evil bloggers.
    This video will be the highlight of any future campaign that Sarah will partake in. This video may even win an Oscar and go down in history as THE force that changed our world forever.

    If this video does not thoroughly convince you to support sister Sarah, then I have no hope for any of you. You are lost to the burning flames and just as wicked as the witches of AK.

    SNARK. also. too.

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    Enjay in E.MTNo Gravatar says:

    Who is “Hate” ?
    Which one is “Venom”?
    Why is that one “Spew”?

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    bethNo Gravatar says:

    “‘Talk about sucking the life out of a topic’, one progressive noted.” [min 0:45]

    Cite, please, to verify/back up that statement.

    What? You say you don’t need to provide any source information for anything you assert ? You say you don’t see a need to offer any proof that what you are announcing to the world, is, in fact, *factual*? You say the ‘dots are connected’ because *you* have ‘connected’ them?

    Well, then, young Video Salad creator ~ you have passed the test; feel free to begin work on the next installment of your incredible efforts of ‘exposing the evil, venom-and-hate-spewing witches’ (AKA “Alaska Bloggers”…all 3 of them.)

    Sister Sarah will, I’m sure, be tickled a light shade of rouge (or is it “rogue”?) that you have advanced so far, so fast. As an up-and-coming protege of her finely honed thinking and reasoning skills, you show great promise. Your video is incontrovertible evidence of that: You are to “expose” videos, what Sister Sarah is to the spoken word. Keep up the fantastic (or is it: fantastical?) work!

    Carry on, young Video Salad creator; carry on. beth.

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    deistNo Gravatar says:

    I think this was a dumb video too. There is a lot of dumb stuff out there.

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    ChairmanmeowNo Gravatar says:

    Well i’m really impressed. I know right after I get done wioth this post I’m going to write a check to poor Sarah to help defend herself from these blogger harpies. Lets see, three bloggers, hmmm, a check for 3 cents should do – sent postage due. :^)

    =^.^=
    Meow

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    0whole1No Gravatar says:

    I kind of liked the music. Although I only played the thing for a minute and a half.

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    Memphis,NYNo Gravatar says:

    The music is a version of “The Munsters” Theme song I believe and if you go to the NotSupposed2cThat’s Channel the old video is still there
    http://www.youtube.com/user/NotSupposed2cThat#p/a/u/1/WKXhR_0zs7s

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    wallflowerNo Gravatar says:

    Our film-maker is suffering from “sequel slump,” but these are some fine witch pictures. I found this bit of video art so inspiring that I just made a contribution to the Strongheart Memorial Fund. See what impact it’s having?

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    leenie17No Gravatar says:

    Wow, you’re a star, AKM, you evil, witchy woman!

    I have a fifth grader who would be embarassed to claim credit for this piece of garbage. If you want to see a high quality piece of video with a great techno score, do a search for “Why is the rum gone – remix” on Youtube. It’s a great video of clips from Pirates that is amazingly put together. My niece is a big Pirates fan and she played it for me over the holidays. Our creator of the mess posted above could learn a few things!

    I sincerely hope that the rumor of him being 39 is not true…that would be downright pathetic!

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    luckycharmsNo Gravatar says:

    HAAAAAHAHAHAHA! These people are our best friends. Behold the Palinbot in all its misinformed delusional misspellin’ glory. Jesus… I almost hope they don’t realize how much they’re helping the other side!

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    Say No to Palin in PoliticsNo Gravatar says:

    LOL, oh my gawd, that is so bad it’s funny…..and pathetic. Proof is in the pudding, Scarah fans are whack jobs, pure and simple, dumb and dumber, just how she likes em, suckers!

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    Say No to Palin in PoliticsNo Gravatar says:

    But I should thank the 39 yr old loser for giving me a great laugh.
    Thanks! I enjoyed it. LOL

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    Say No to Palin in PoliticsNo Gravatar says:

    Here’s a proposal for some enterprising talented mudpup, put together a video of the blindly ignorant whacko fans comments.

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    cindiloohooNo Gravatar says:

    Like a lot of other YouTubers, I don’t have the software or skills to make technically dazzling videos, just amateur videos for fun. But I did make a snarky little video about Sarah Palin’s pregnancy decisions recently, so I figured I’d post it as a video response to his “Fall From Grace” video.

    Surprise! It appears he’s set the video response postings to approval only. Something tells me my video won’t make it into the “approved response” category.

    I also noticed that in his “Girls Of Alaska” video someone pointed out that he had deleted all the negative comments, so I’m pretty sure when he sees all the negative ones posted on this video in the last few hours he’ll delete them, as well.

    It’s been my experience as part of the YouTube community that people who post inflammatory political videos and then set comments/response videos for approval only or simply delete the negative ones are generally despised as cowards. With his obvious fear of any kind of dissenting opinion, it kind of makes his channel name “NotSupposed2cThat” appropriate, doesn’t it?

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    HappyHeathenNo Gravatar says:

    Childish is all I can say. And these aren’t just Alaskan blogs. They are blogs read all over the world. Just written in Alaska. I check in almost daily.

    Jim – beautiful downtown Puyallup

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    Candy KnightNo Gravatar says:

    The first video was way better.

    Gotta love the idiot commenter at YouTube who repeats the Palinbot meme that any woman who dislikes Palin is jealous of her aging looks. So I guess y’all must REALLY be jealous of all those young, beautiful actresses and models in LA and NYC, huh? I mean, that’s why you spend all your spare time attacking each of them, too, right? Because it’s all about looks?

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    austintxNo Gravatar says:

    “Witchy Woman” by the Eagles

    Raven hair and ruby lips
    sparks fly from her finger tips
    Echoed voices in the night
    she’s a restless spirit on an endless flight
    wooo hooo witchy woman, see how
    high she flies
    woo hoo witchy woman she got
    the moon in her eye
    She held me spellbound in the night
    dancing shadows and firelight
    crazy laughter in another
    room and she drove herself to madness
    with a silver spoon
    woo hoo witchy woman see how high she flies
    woo hoo witchy woman she got the moon in her eye
    Well I know you want a lover,
    let me tell your brother, she’s been sleeping
    in the Devil’s bed.
    And there’s some rumors going round
    someone’s underground
    she can rock you in the nighttime
    ’til your skin turns red
    woo hoo witchy woman
    see how high she flies
    woo hoo witchy woman
    she got the moon in her eye

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    antiAntiNo Gravatar says:

    When this video producer moves on to ” delicate, tiny, very talented celebrity starlets”, I _might_ watch that video. But it seems clear that the producer hasn’t read/hear Palin’s quit speech. Palin moved on from bloggers then. And her book had a treasure trove of people to put in a video.

    Hmm, maybe the video producer just doesn’t read.

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    KateInMtNo Gravatar says:

    I checked this “video” out on You Tube and guess what? The male viewer demograpics only include boys aged 13 – 17. He must have his entire homeroom commenting on it.

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    mary bNo Gravatar says:

    Jeeze, I never saw the first one until now. Neither one makes much sense, especially the first one.
    So that leaves me to conclude it HAD to come from someone inside Palin’s entourage. THAT makes sense, since nothing she says/does makes any sense.
    And since when, since her resignation, is she a “Political Leader” except in her own mind?
    I think $arah really got off on her death panels lie. It went straight to her head. She believes she has real power now, not just some political title.
    BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
    What a pathetic joke Palin is!

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    jojobo1No Gravatar says:

    Well think of it this way you all are white witches which means you are good witches unlike others who are or practice black witch craft kind of seems like what the palins and heaths minister from Africa’s practices or believes in .Was happy to see not many people look at the videos either one.I can’t really see why anyone would want to neither make sense and make the person who did the video look very bad.

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    Julian SmithNo Gravatar says:

    This has got to be the most pathetic waste of bandwidth ever created.

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    SKYNo Gravatar says:

    Oh poor girl Sarah. The 3 witches are always picking on her. Ha ha ha ha

    I met the dead Fish ( Sarah’s followers) at the New Years party. They asked my friend what he thought of SP. My goodness, this guy shreded SP in small pieces. The dead fishes got so mad and left the party.

    Ha ha ha, Sadly they were 5 women who are die heart SP, supporters,but they made a mistake of asking a wrong guy. Probably they thought he was one of the tea baggers.

    Bravo!!
    Hi five for you 3. Girls you are getting under SP’s skin and her followers. That makes me smile.

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    CO Native Living in NCNo Gravatar says:

    They’re getting more incoherent. Is that a side-effect from hanging out with SP, catching her mental “process”?

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    MonaLisa (inCT)No Gravatar says:

    #73 KateInMt Says:
    I checked this “video” out on You Tube and guess what? The male viewer demographics only include boys aged 13 – 17. He must have his entire homeroom commenting on it.

    lol… As I watched it, my first thought was that it MUST be some kid trying to score points with one of the Palin girls.

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    MarnieNo Gravatar says:

    “Hey, I’m the new Typhoid Mary! Meaning … I show no signs of the disease but pass it on to others?”

    Congratulations AKM!!!!!
    Your a Progressive carrier.
    We need to get you on a world tour to spread the Progressive germ far and wide.

    Since you a carrier, once your infect the world with Progressive disease, the mudpuppies can hang a banner on you. “Mission Accomplished”

    (Its’ a joke. Ok?)

    The video is so bad its good. Thanks for sharing.

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    John AronnoNo Gravatar says:

    I just noticed… Besides all the other inconsistencies and crazy, they refer to Gibbs as “Ari.” Um? Either this filmmaking genius is still living in Bushworld or the Entourage DVD is stuck on repeat.

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    MarnieNo Gravatar says:

    35 Molly
    “What’s with the constant pics of Mr. Press Secretary? Is he in on this whole anti-Palin cabal thing too?”

    Yeah. I wondered how the WH was supposed to be linked in. It was McCain’s people that moved into Alaska for a month, not the Dims.

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    seattlefanNo Gravatar says:

    John Aronno:

    I noticed the “Ari” reference as well. Either I missed something or this guy is in a major time wharp. I didn’t want to watch it a second time, so I don’t know if he was referring to someone else. Given the quality of the video, I’m guessing he is just clueless. :)

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    SphincterkaosNo Gravatar says:

    This video was inspired by someone saying Sarah’s word-salad always seems like someone talking while on a bad acid trip.

    Warning, this is not for children.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1H-OgjfYXqs

    I guess I am now a whackjob too.

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    austintxNo Gravatar says:

    Sphincter -
    Thanks.

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    clydedogNo Gravatar says:

    This must be for Alaska consumption. Even though Alaskan bloggers are widely known, and very influential in DC, I think this would confuse most people, including her supporters.

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    the problem childNo Gravatar says:

    There may be stupider people out there than $P supporters. Any nom-nom-nominations? (Backwards B girl is a gimme…)

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    mlaiuppaNo Gravatar says:

    That was pretty funny.

    But I can’t help thinking that the Mommy Palinbot that it behind it farmed the creation out to her middle school daughter. It’s got mean girl and juvenile all over it.

    Either that or juvenile was too bored, sat Mommy Dearest down, showed her a few tricks on the website that produces the video and said Do it yourself, I’m bored now.

    Too be continued? Oh, goody. Must be a tin foil shortage in Alaska.

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    NEONo Gravatar says:

    To the video maker-yawn, ho hum. Please consider professional help-dial Sarah up-she knows a witch doctor.

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    strangeletNo Gravatar says:

    Wow. Somebody actually took the time to make this POS. Do you suppose there is any chance that it is actually straight-faced self-referential satire? I’d hate to think that someone exists who thinks that this represents a meaningful message as it is. “Mallard Fillmore” is funnier than this.

    For me, the defining characteristic of the whole mess is not the middle-school attempts at humor; it’s what has to be the intentional mis-spelling of Shannyn’s and Andree’s names. I’m surprised he didn’t render AKM as “Jean”, but perhaps his mom is named Jeanne. That’s elementary-school-level abuse.

    Asides:

    1. The red shoes. How bloody stupid. Does this fool not pay any attention at all?

    2. Calling the soundtrack “techno” is an insult to techno. The soundtrack actually resembled the telephone-hold music you get in Korea. Honestly, please don’t even call it “bad techno”. There is no techno-technician in the world that would produce this dreck.

    3. I do think there is a possible spin-off video game in the venom-spewing bits.

    4. There is a huge logical error in the video: “There are other political leaders besides Quitty” implies that Quitty is a member of the class of all political leaders, which is clearly a false proposition.

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    strangeletNo Gravatar says:

    Excuse me. This is just a test.

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    sauerkrautNo Gravatar says:

    Did you pass, strangelet?

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    sauerkrautNo Gravatar says:

    OMG!!!!! Sphincter!! That is a riot!!

    well, except I now have to deprogram the 5-y.o. due to the monkey sucking on it’s own wee-wee… he’s just gotta try that now.

    and… what’s up with the hairy dude in the backyard? I don’t get that.

    Just remember, s’error: jesus loves you… everyone else… not so much.

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    LadybirddebNo Gravatar says:

    That’s the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time. In the beginning, I was very serious, feeling very protective of my friend. But it was just so LAME that there was really nothing from which to protect you…except maybe you peeing in your pants. And, let’s face it, I’m just not that powerful. ROTFLMAO!!

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    strangeletNo Gravatar says:

    @91 sauerkraut: No, I failed. I had previously submitted a longer comment that went somewhere, but evidently not here. Not sure what I did wrong, so, FAIL.

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    InJuneauNo Gravatar says:

    wow, 39, seriously? I am so embarrassed if that’s true…

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    LaniNo Gravatar says:

    OK, that made no sense at all, although I did enjoy the spiders on $arah.

    The clip’s creator seems to be seriously confused in the metaphor department. Palin splattered with blood, covered with black spiders, thrown under the bus? OK by me, but hardly seems like images one of her fans would choose. And what’s up with that teenage boy demographic?

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    Bones AKNo Gravatar says:

    Remember the ad “This is your brain on drugs…with frying egg?

    Well this video is … This your brain…on Sarah…

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    Memphis,NYNo Gravatar says:

    Did anyoneelse that made a comment on Youtube get a reply E-mail from Vengence
    Vengeance509 has replied to your comment on The Alaska Bloggers Fall from Grace:

    “When you say “Go Jean, Linda and Shannyn” you do realize that means another infant will be stolen from its cradle and eaten alive at midnight?

    These three ringworms can get under someone’s skin, alright, but they literally use ritual knives to do it. Everything goes into the cauldron and the “omited by me as really offensive” gets to gnaw the bones when they’ve finished. “

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    clarkNo Gravatar says:

    “one true media”. what a strange, non-grammatical name.
    reminds me of that store, “one people”.
    a friend yelled in the door once, “one PERSON! TWO PEOPLE!!”.

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    KateinCanadaNo Gravatar says:

    GoYa bloggers,go!