Palin “Gift” Has Left Me Speechless.
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Sarah’s got a gun
and a nice pair of…glasses.Little Sarah embryo is about 1.25″ long (not including the loop on top).
Comes with a red ribbon and a gift box.Feti is just for fun, no political statements being made here.
How many times have you seen “Baby’s First ____” gifts?
Feti is a step ahead with special gifts for the expectant mom or dad.
It’s not often that I’m speechless. But I am.
I am without speech.
I’m just not sure I “get” this. Where did this come from? Can you give us a little more context? Thanks.
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Reminds me of that Aerosmith song… s’error’s got a gun… now that she’s finally done… being governor. …
That thing is like… u-g-l-y! Is feti a potato? She ought to shove that somewhere (sorry!).
It’s fabulous!!!! And with a hanging loop, you could even put it on your Christmas tree!!!
………ugh.
jeepers murphy – kind of creepy!
is that an “unaborted” or “aborted” attempt at humor?
AKM, it’s next year’s stocking stuffer for Buf.
OH. MY. BOB.
Please, can somebody somewhere explain to me how this brainless nitwit garners any attention whatsoever? I am willing to consider anything logical to define why she is sitting on Fox uttering complete, unedited, stupid, illegible commentary that equals something coming out of the mouth of a teen who has not paid attention in class!
And people actually lining up to see her and willing to pay to listen to that drivel? For a few bucks less I am also available and will even throw a recipe or two in to even it out.
It astounds me that after watching her with O’Reilly and Beck that she has not a clue as to what the hell she is talking about yet the idiots who support her are unable to even for minute consider the fact that she is perhaps one of the dumbest people to be given this much air time other than George W. Bush! And I may be doing even him a disservice.
What’s next? An hour with Jessica Simpson opining on Cap and Trade? This is the most ridiculous waste of time by any network to highlight the stupidity of this woman who just invented the word “uncomfortableness” while failing to give one name of the Founding Fathers because SHE SIMPLY DOES NOT KNOW WHO THEY ARE!!
Oh my…lions and tigers and bear….LMAO
A FETUS WITH A F*&%ING GUN!?!?!? What the hell is wrong with these people? How is this a “pro life” statement? I’m sure they asked Jesus first to make sure it got his blessing. These inbred morons are certifiably insane.
Wow. That’s all I got.
I think that is called satire. I am actually finding that funny. But I love satire.
Am I allowed to say….Jesus!
But if you squeeze it, does it sqeek?
That is simply disturbing.
I say make it a cell phone charm. Talk about yer conversation piece.
Ok….fetus (not sure if it’s a human fetus, but fetus nonetheless), check. Hat, check. Glasses, check. Gun….wtf?????
14 the problem child Says: January 14th, 2010 at 2:36 PM
But if you squeeze it, does it sqeek?
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It pees. And farts.
kateinmt at #16
That ain’t no hat, dats her biouty full hair wig specialy designed by beehive.
PJ….I don’t think she has done herself any favours this week.
She has overexposed her ignorance…..Beck’s programme last night was just boring. Same old talking points. If she is on Hannity tonight, it will be more of the same. She brings nothing new to the table. Fox on the other hand, and Ailes in particular are a lot more clever. We need to keep an eye on them.
I thought it was a Sarah sperm. Ewwwww. I’ve bought things from the Etsy website. This won’t be one of them.
I think maybe nswfm is right. It’s got to be satire. Sick satire, but satire.
eeewwwww!
Obviously made before she had the surgeries, and the hair is
way too neat. No bumpit.
PS: I watched all the clips from the Beck interview. I expected it to be on the outrageous side, but it wasn’t. It was boring – just plain boring.
And yes, it looked the same to me when she was asked to name her favorite founding father. Her mind drew a blank, but finally, after prodding by Beck, who must have also seen that she did not know their names, she fell back on the dollar bill and named George Washington – to Beck’s great relief.
Irishgirl: Thanks. I guess I am always looking to make logic out of the illogical. Just beyond my understanding how anyone with half a brain is unable to see through this Know Nothing and not come away shaking their heads in disbelief.
She is just too dumb to even feel embarrassment at what she does not know.
Amazing.
I got nuthin, but that’s not to say I wouldn’t like one.
Ummmmm . . . . .
Ewwwww!
Actually, Sarahembryo is pretty funny. I wouldn’t want it, but it did make me laugh.
Vomitous.
how did you find this???
Understand that those two broadcasts, the one with Beck and the other with O’Reilly, were not live. Therefore, any serious mistakes could be edited out. O’Reilly is not a live show. He films it earlier in the day. Not sure about Hannity being live, but both Beck and O’Reilly are on tape when they appear.
Live shows are beset with spontaneity which she could never handle. Tape allows for the ability to delete and erase any bloopers. It makes everybody look good.
as “reasonable” as the taliban, so goes these American-born, radical, religious fanatics… it won’t be pretty if these people get a foothold. I wouldn’t risk the wait.
Beck says Paylin was paranoid: http://thinkprogress.org/2010/01/14/palin-beck-google/
That is the most hilarious thing I have seen (along with the parrot my sons are indoctrinating w/anti Palin agenda).
Trite but…laughter is the best medicine (o:
Reminds me of that Aerosmith song… s’error’s got a gun… now that she’s finally done… being governor. …
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I was thinking the same thing, now I’m singing that song in my head. Get it out now.
The “artist” also makes sock monkey cake toppers. Whoa.
No offense I don’t like it. Besides that if we all want to follow Palin we should and its no one’s business. She isn’t a pol any more. She is a CELEBRITY. You know like President Obama before he ran.
I thought it was stuffed (yep, I was thinking…ooh, ooh, dog toy!), but it is made out of polymer clay.
Sorry pups, no destruction of an ugly Feti for you!
That is just nasty! Plus, the airhead’s not Bumpitty-big enough.
It’s just creepy.
Okayyyyyy. I don’t think even Kafka could come up with something like this. Although I vaguely remember seeing things like this during the early 70s. Of course it usually involved some heavy-duty narcotics. Which is why I stopped doing them. Obviously the person(s) who came up with this did NOT stop doing them.
YIKES! And no, DO NOT give it to Buf! Buf won’t get the satire and will probably succumb to permanent Joan Crawford eyebrows PLUS a Groucho mustache just to keep that thing away from her.
My guess it is satyrical, but nevertheless very scary. Who is Sarah’s heir apparent if she drops out of the scene?
Personally, I think the artist/seller is quite clever. We are left not knowing their political leanings – it’s up to the buyers interpretation so they make money regardless. It could be a mini mascot either way.
Scary but clever conversation piece o:
Here{s a profile of the artist.
http://www.facebook.com/people/Waxela-Sananda/1123253443
I see that while the world is focused on Haiti, S’error has her sights set on Las Vegas.
Oh yikes, that has got to be about the scariest thing I’ve seen off Etsy. I love the fibers and yarns I get there though…
Is the message: Guns don’t kill people; fetuses kill people?
Or, maybe it is: You are never too young to bear arms and support the 2nd amendment to the Constitution.
Whatever the message is, this is too bizarre for words… I’m with you akm!
Gryphens story just posted is a tie-in as well. Not in a good way though. Disturbing. No comment.
You will have to read it yourself. Her FANS have totally lost it.
Every Federal Agency in AK needs to start digging and expose her and her Fans and to what extremes they will go. Find ALL the dirt.
http://theimmoralminority.blogspot.com/
Too FUNNY!!!!
Yeek! What the heck is it?
Jeepers-creepers, that is frightening.
Where is the witeout?
… incoherent… ARRRGH…
Has someone sent this to wonkette? This is right up their alley and will allow more people to see this bizarre and awesome thing. I cannot even begin to fathom the meaning behind this trinket – is it something the teabaggers would buy thinking they are honoring their queen? I have to think about this for a while before I can decide what this is all about.
Gryphen has an interesting new post. We could see this coming a mile away. Celtic Diva sounded the “Alert” loud and clear, and she was very right to do so. The Wasillabilly queen quitter and her ilk are at it again. Freaks!
Berney Goldberg on O’Reilly, pointed out a lie told by Palin to BillO ,
during her interview with him. He asked her if Sixty Minutes invited her to reply to Smith.
She said no. Goldberg checked that out with Sixty Minutes and they said they did ask her.
Bill then tried to make excuses for her said her team probably didn’t pass the message on to her.
BillO won’t like that.
Just thought I’de share it with mudflats.Another lie this time to her new employers.
I love etsy… but there are some strange things out there. Somewhere there is a website that features “odd” finds from etsy. This definitely belongs there.
That “thing” is …. ewwwww
Reminds me of “show & tell” in school when
someone thought it’d be cool to bring their
removed appendix in a jar.
It is a shame that Sally and Chucky did not believe in abstinence or birth control.
Embryo art, who woulda thought? There must be sperm dolls coming next, with lions and tigers and bears oh my! Kinda leaves me with a Huh? feeling. One I’d rather not have an answer to.
Ugh! I didn’t know what etsy was so googled it. Why would a retail site have something this bizarre? Whatever…I have no speech either for this. :0
I always wondered what fundies were checking for when they had an amniocentesis.
From the Womb to the Tomb…..keep your friends close and your guns closer.
Thanks for reminding me to check in on Homemade Hilarity! http://homemadehilarity.blogspot.com
Lee323 -
Funny !! Yeah , I best leave this one alone………
If I thought about it long enough and went searching , I might get in trouble.
WTF!!!!
seattlefan, Etsy is basically eBay for craft people. The site itself doesn’t sell anything – pretty much anyone can set up a store and sell anything handmade.
I wondered if it was supposed to be a joke, but looking at the seller’s other items I doubt it. However, you can buy a whole family of Twilight embryos!
…oy.
Well, you know, I don’t think that is going to work for me. But, if you like it, go for it.
Thanks Anna for the clarification. oy and wtf!!!!
Sarah’s got a gun
and a nice pair of…glasses.
And turns all Republicans
into idiotic ….asses.
Next up: A little sperm doll on a snowmachine.
Do we need any further evidence that these people are insane?
Think of the size of the product line! Hourly versions from blastocyst to fetus.
From Andrew Sullivan: Why I fear her:
http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/2010/01/why-i-fear-her.html#more
Krubozumo Nyankoye Says:
Do we need any further evidence that these people are insane?
NO.
Think of the size of the product line! Hourly versions from blastocyst to fetus.
Please stop. This could escalate rather quickly.
Ick.
That is all.
Just one word—–SICK!!!!!!
,,,, also ….. wordless…..
Enjay in E MT Says: January 14th, 2010 at 5:27 PM That “thing” is …. ewwwww Reminds me of “show & tell” in school when someone thought it’d be cool to bring their removed appendix in a jar.
C’mon peeps. Now, what’s the most logical place for a polymer clay “Little Sarah embryo”?
Yes! Tucked inside an empathy belly! Where else?
Kajo -
Bingo !!
@ austintx
I know what you mean. The Palin “Gift” didn’t leave me speechless. Au contraire…..the topic is pretty rich in a negative sort of way. Brings to mind the maxim: “Trash in. Trash out.” I had the unenviable task of choosing which of my comments would offend the least people. I applaud your restraint! LOL.
@ Kruboumo
Why just start with blastocysts? Surely another important munitions-themed “Feti” can be designed to plumb the depths of incomprehensible meaning in that mystic encounter of ovum and spermatozoa……say, perhaps, along the lines of an over-and-under Beretta.
Moral: There’s a gun for every conceivable situation….which is why the Hatriots need so many of them.
There’s a companion site called “Regretsy” that usually features stuff like this. But…ewwwwwww…..
Following the links from Gryphen on Palin leads to an new article in the National Enquirer. Evidently, Willow, Palin’s now 15(?) year old daughter, was named at a rather raucous drinking and drugging teenage party in Wasilla. The article states that Palin is upset because of the potential embarrassment to her new job at Fox and “is trying to sweep the whole thing under the rug.” Rather curious priority, her job over her daughter’s welfare.
Apparently this was well known before Sarah and Todd went to NYC. Why couldn’t the interviews have been pushed back a week? Why did they ignore the problems of their middle child and push on to glory?
I feel so sorry for these children who have no parent concern.
When I was growing up I was impressed with the importance of “being good” because it would reflect on my parents. It took a lot of counseling to understand that what I did reflected on myself. But, a governor’s child is like a PK (preacher’s kid). What you do reflects on your parents, so do the best that you can. How did 3 of these children not learn that?
Maybe they were never taught.
I bet it would make a good fishing lure.
Lee323 -
ROTFLMAO
What is frustrating is that not one person is standing in the gap for SP and her children. No one will intervene. Just from reading, and seeing the little exposure of SP since last year, an individual would have to have his/her head in the sand if they couldn’t see SP on a downhill spiral (mentally). How can one individual take on all this, kids going wild, traveling all the time, hardly at home, no consistent routine. Babies to care for, new home being built, constant change, quitting, exhausting book tour, and distractions. I just get tired reading about it. They say a divorce, or a job layoff can spiral one person into deep depression and recommend therapy. This lady has seen it all it a matter of 1 and a half years.
And, the paranoia now she seems to have re. Beck’s newest reveal, where he feels she doesn’t trust anyone. Any family with a member who displays these signs, and sees all this chaos surrounding this family would surely assess this situation. Where are all those women who should be supporting other women? Sarah supporters just want to believe that she is Superwoman. But she’s not, she’s human and from what many observe from her interviews, behaviors, is a woman who needs serious intervention. Where are the friends, family? The world is witnessing a woman’s possible mental deterioration live, and no one is doing a bloody thing about it. Even Britney Spears had family intervention.
Looks like something make of frosting and made to decorate a cake. Or else it could be piece of a bowel movement. When my kids were small they would guess what their BMs were by there shape…sort of like looking at clouds and seeing an elephant or an abort $arah fetus!
That’s really just . . . ewww. They’re not making a political statement? Really? Then what reason could there possibly be for that thing?
And I love the website, Etsy. My daughter pointed me towards it and I found a lovely sterling silver necklace for her for Christmas. I guess it all depends on where you go. I’m glad I stuck with jewelry.
Just forgot to say that rant was brought on by seeing the little thingy (fetus)with the glasses, and gun. Unbelievable, and so exploitative. Was thinking about how everyone is trying to gain monetarily in every way for or from SP. Then, the reality hit me that it’s really getting disgusting. Almost get a headache from too much exposure to the things “Palin”.
It’s living history! Yet tragic, and very sad for the players who are seemingly blinded by celebrity and $$$.
It’s not all that uncommon for famous people to become unglued under the red-hot glare of mega-celebrity. For mere starters there’s Spears (fortunately & finally rescued by family), Winehouse (they’re still trying), Jackson (who knows??). I definitely think Palin is in this category of one who’s been undone.
Sadly, she was undone way before the most recent election, and I believe the spotlight has magnified and nurtured a trait that’s been present since who-knows-when. (looooong-ago). I’m sure this is true of all malignant and dictatorial personalities. Let’s just hope that the internet, plus somewhat more enlightened (psychologicaly aware) times will be able to avert it’s rise to true power.
Personally I think that ‘her’ joining Fox was timed perfectly by Fox for their building attack on President Obama’s 1st year anniversary. Her starting date would have been set in concrete months ago. (contract !?)
They see her as part of that ‘attack’ team.
As for the Palin’s parenting skills….the mind boggles. It is a shame for their kids, they have no chance (actually) In my opinion, the Palins surely fit into ‘that’ category of dubious parenting. (Jo Bennet, Britney Spears, Balloon boy, Michael Jackson etc etc.)
The point of my previous post was that it is a tragic fact that public figures sometimes unravel (or in Palin’s case, are merely EXPOSED) in public, and the public can only sit by, helplessly witnessing the children being further exploited and tainted by a pathological personality.
Sad, but a fact of life. We all know neighbors and/or acquaintances who should not have children. Makes one want to reconsider the concept of “license to parent” but in reality none of us really wants to go there.
Does the right eye wink?
As far as Willow goes –and Bristol and T. for that matter–I must say that abstinence education has always worked with drinking, drugs, and sex. It has always been a deterrent. Parents set their standards, and nearly all kids, especially girls, adhered to them. Why? Simple. They were chaperoned. Someone made sure you got to school. Someone was home when you got there. When you went out, someone was watching you. Sarah and Todd don’t seem to have figured out that you or someone you trust needs to be watching your kids pretty much all the time if you don’t want them in trouble. You’d think with the first two, they would have learned and Willow’s life would be “ruined” by constant supervision. But nooooooo. Can’t wait for the tell all from her boyfriend or someone else at the party ready to make a quick buck! People will eat it up. Another Palin cover.
I don’t approve of children playing with guns that early. They should wait until after they are born or they might shoot somebody in the stomach if they are not careful.
Rebecca @82- It seems you are having a moment of sympathy and concern for Palin. Whenever I start to think like that, I remember that she has been nothing but an attack dog since she appeared on the national scene. If she stopped attacking the president and the democrats and just talked about her own ideas, she would not attract as much scrutiny and criticism. If she has no one she can trust, it is of her own doing. If she has agreed to be part of the media for the specific purpose of continuing to attack our president for a bigger paycheck, again, she is a big girl and has the right to make that decision. She can stop this anytime she wants to.
Rebekkah- So sorry for misspelling your name!
Baker’s Dozen #90
…proof that no supervision “breeds” a righteous society…they should feel so proud…all of those anti big government/God preachin’ folks can hold their head high with the examples they’ve set…yessiree…no cheaters or liars or self-absorbed substance abusers anywhere in sight!
you know how they feel about big government
I keep picturing a whole army of these little peanuts, goose-stepping across a flagstoned plaza, with their Fearless Leader reviewing the troops, trenchcoated and bearing her trusty firearm (it helps if you’ve either watched far, far too much Bullwinkle or had far, far too much wine). There’s just something about these things that screams “zombie army” at me. And makes me want to buy some jackboots.
The odd item for sale is, of course, a fetal pig. With lipstick on it. Or perhaps a fetal pit bull. With lipstick. Also, too, on it.
Etsy needs a censor- yech.
Looks like it is made out of plymer clay by a non-artist.
OH, I will be so happy when there is a new post. This thing freaks me out every time I open up Mudflats….. yech.
Oh – by the way. Already posted in the forum, but for those of you who don’t wander over there, I have it on good authority that Christa Brelsford, the young lady from Alaska who was in the earthquake will be on several shows tomorrow talking about Haiti and her experience in the earthquake. I believe, but was unable to confirm, that she was interviewed today by Larry King. I am hoping that she has a chance to continue to advocate for serious help for the Haitians. Look out America – here comes a new heroine that just might give you a somewhat different perspective on Alaskans.
Sarah’s got a gun and a nice pair of…glasses. eh?
Now, that’s hott!
Is fetus-watching the next step past pedophilia? Has someone told Bill Allen? Is it technically called fetophilia or fetusophilia? At least she’s armed, in case someone has told BillAllen.
And for God’s sake, won’t you think of the unborn children? Wait … we want them to stop thinking of the unborn children.
Now we can add a beauty pageant! Miss Alaska Pre-teen, petite, infant, and fetal!
Writing from AK #100 — Christa Brelsford was interviewed by Larry King tonight, upbeat and articulate, despite her experience in Haiti. As she explained, in the face of this horrific tragedy, a foot lost is a small price to pay. She is indeed an heroine that Alaska can be proud of and whether she returns to Haiti or not will no doubt be a strong advocate for Haitian relief.
I first met Christa and her brother Julian when they were in grade school. They excelled academically and both became great musicians (cello and violin), performing often in a group with my son and daughter. They received phenomenal parental support (ooh, if we could just package that for certain children in need!). Alaska can be very proud of this incredibly loving family and wish them the very best!
It’s so sick that I think I may have to buy one. I just wish it was larger & made a sound so my Lab could play with it.
The irony of the pro-life gun toting Palin embryo is too perfect to be unintentional and I suppose that were I to pick some token by which to remember this illustrious time in our Nation’s political history – then this would be it.
Laurie @97; Agree with what you say, and have felt this way too since this whole thing started. But, if there’s a “personality disorder” that’s behind her actions, it may be she has no control over these crazy decisions. I know, it’s hard to understand. One day we think she’s in control, the next, her actions just defy reality.
Maybe I was writing in response to my own experience with a family member with a personality disorder. It would have been nice if an extended family member had interfered and intervened, but they didn’t. The kids have no way of knowing how to overcome. I was really writing, hoping someone who knows the family might be reading and take the signs (if these are truly signs) seriously. However, It could just be that SP is totally aware, and has a selfish/hateful agenda, and is this decade’s Cruella de Ville.
$arah want “Small Government, Big Business”.
$arah wants “Big Business, not Big Government”.
Heartening to hear that Christa Brelsford is from Alaska. I saw her on Larry King last night and didn’t realize she was an Alaskan. What a LIGHT is that lady! Now, there’s someone who could be progressing Alaska not to mention mankind.
By the way I have a perverse sense of humor, and I love the pistol-packing fetus. Just about sums up Sarah’s vision of progressing this great nation.
AK Sandhills “I just wish it was larger & made a sound so my Lab could play with it.”
(moosley giggles)
And ScottC “A good fishing lure too.” heeheeheehee
Hang one on my antlers and I’ll rub it off against a tree!
And stomp on it also, too.
I was fortunate to know the Brelsford family while I lived in Anchorage. I “mentored” Christa’s brother Julian and his band as they got into Irish music, and to know Julian was to know his entire fantastic family. Christa is such a wonderful representative of her family, of Alaska, and of the human race in general. If anyone up in Anchorage reads this and knows the family, tell them that Maggie, Julian’s Irish music mentor, sends all her love and good wishes.
kareninOR @ 93
I will willingly go there. I am 60 years old and have no progeny, I intend to have no progeny.
It is a simple choice, who in their right mind would willfully bring anyone into the world we face in the future?
I could go on at length, this is usually so, but I will leave it at that.
Cheers,
Watched Christa Brelsford interviewed on The Today Show this morning. What an inspiration she is. A sad thing to happen to her but her attitude is something else. She’s from AK??
Krubozumo Nyankoye Says: January 15th, 2010 at 6:25 PM kareninOR @ 93 I will willingly go there. I am 60 years old and have no progeny, I intend to have no progeny. It is a simple choice, who in their right mind would willfully bring anyone into the world we face in the future?
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No wonder I like you, KN. Since grammar school and reading Diet For a Small Planet, I’ve felt that no way did I want kids and it would only go down hill from there. I’m about 15 years younger than you and, even as a kid, thought the responsibility of being a parent was so huge, I didn’t want to try it and screw it up given the way the world was going. A Ph D candidate when I was an under grad told me, “You can’t take yourself out of the gene pool!” Oh yes I can, but the thing I fear as a single person is not having someone to advocate for me in my old age.
My parents’ 50 year anniversary is this Sunday, so it’s not like I didn’t have a good example, but neither my older sister nor I have ever married nor had children. Both of our under graduate degrees are in science. I don’t know if that has something to do with it.
I don’t know about you guys, but we have a problem with grubs in our lawns where I live.
When I saw this, I thought what a great idea, I can hang it on my lawn and scare away all the other grubs!!!!!!