Spot the Porn – A Multiple Choice Quiz
OK, here’s the quiz.
You are about to see two images.
One photograph is of a “porn” star.
The other photograph is of a common sense conservative.
Your job is to spot the porn.
You know what they say… It’s difficult to define, but you know it when you see it.
It’s going to be really easy to tell them apart.
Just ask Sarah Palin.
According to her, one of these men is taking a “heartbreaking” venture into “porn.”
The other one demonstrates “conservative values, principles, solutions, being plugged in to meet the challenges facing America today.”
So, this is going to be a piece of cake.
OK, ready?
Scroll down.
After you look at the pictures, you’ll be able to vote for which is which.
(Yes, I’m drawing this out, so you don’t get distracted by the pictures in the frame)
Almost there.
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Here we go.
First is Choice A.
Then Choice B.
Loading ...For those of you who know anyone in Massachusetts who is thinking about staying home on election day this Tuesday, you might want to tell them what Sarah Palin said about Scott Brown and the upcoming election on Sean Hannity:
“It’s going to send a very strong message that the status quo, even in Massachusetts, the status quo of just accepting the big growth of government and health care takeover measures that it seems capital hill wants to cram down our throats today, things are gonna start changing, thank God things are gonna start changing, but even, and I would love to be able to at some point interview “Senator Brown.” I anticipate victory there, but even if he doesn’t win already poll numbers showing that his message is resonating and his message is just, you know, common sense conservative values, principles, solutions, being plugged in to meet the challenges facing America today. People in his state, they’re listening to him and are getting excited about this dynamic candidate.”
No comment.
what the heck is she saying ???
she give me a headache!
I did get distracted….then went back to read what she said….I agree with twain.
She is insane. If she can not see the hypocrisy of the conflict here, she is INSANE! Why is anyone listening to her? She should be in a state mental hospital. Aren’t there any mental hospitals in AK?
The internet is for porn, don’tcha know?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRgNOyCnbqg&feature=related
Omg….that is one of her better word salad concoctions! I wonder if Hannity even wondered what the hell she was saying.
I would love to see someone attempt to diagram any one of those 3 sentences. Lol! I’m not holding much hope for that.
Well she doesn’t see the hypocrisy of accusing her grandchild’s father of “selling” out the child while she and her daughter collect $100,000 for posing for a tabloid cover, so this would be WAY above her hypocrisy detection ability. Carry on Sarah, a perfect example of living, breathing stupid.
Cosmo isn’t the “p-word”.
Seattlefan There are a couple of websites that have tried to diagram Palin’s sentence. If you are interested, just Google and you will find them.
The wiring in that woman’s head is shorted out. When someone talks like that they 1. are lying, 2. they don’t know what they are talking about, or 3. they engage their mouth before their brain. Doesn’t matter which applies to Palin.
You betcha she wants to interview him. I’m sure the only reason she was so incoherent was because she had that picture of him on her blackberry & was looking at it. I mean, she’s always SO very articulate otherwise, also, too.
Oh lordie lou, one whole paragraph of O’Palin argle bargle, and only 3 periods. [I went back and counted 'em.] And they were probably because the transcriber would have hung themselves otherwise from sheer desperation and despair.
Put a nickle in and watch ‘er crank?
My monitor is an Apple Cinema screen, so your drawing-out technique did not work. As soon as I opened your page, I saw the image of Levi standing there. Not a pleasant sight for a man in his late middle-years, but maybe some folks like it.
Concerning the second image, I would have liked to have heard SP’s off-the-record, private comments made when she first saw it.
I’m sorry, all I heard was blah blah blah babble babble me me me.
Please, please, please let Ms. Palin, Queen of the Quitters and Word Salad Expert, appear in public with candidate Scott Brown and campaign for him in MA. That should do it…
I attempted to edit her text–but soon I could not see any of the words remaining, due to an overabundance of red ink.
Sarah had kind words for Levi before she turned on him.
She will turn on Scott Brown some day soon.
Spewing talking points when it suits her and ignoring the things that don’t suit her.
You just have to ask why this woman can post on facebook with a ghost writer and get attention? Have a Fox special and have her explain all of her facebook solutions. The fact that she is treated like she still is the Gov- bugs. What is the Gov of- exactly???
sarah’s hypocrisy nakedly exposed.
Sarah’s synapses have snapped.
BigSlick, Sarah had a kind touch for Levi before she turned on him. I still can’t get the picture of her with Levi onstage at the RNC out of my mind and I still say you don’t just stroke the cheek of your daughter’s boyfriend/fiance.
Gives a whole new meaning to the words “plugged in”…..
I would consider prancing around half naked in a beauty pagent trying to win over the judges by flaunting your “assets” porn.
OT
Like so many mudpuppies did with Nunam Iqua last winter, Haiti needs you now.
Please help.
I heard Sarah is going to sell lap dances to help support Scott Brown’s campaign. Or maybe she was offering Scott Brown a lap dance. I get so confused……
The last time I used that p**n word, I got moderated. I tried to used a word to describe someone posing without clothing (n**e) and I got moderated. So, I say, this is one very brave post, and I have to watch my language.
That being said, it is OK for Republicans to pose for anything without their clothes; it is not OK for Democrats. This also goes for having a child out of wedlock. Brown lobbed this hint at Obama’s birth (untrue, his parents were married), yet it is OK for someone’s unwed teen daughter (who has to get up at 4 AM to work at all of her jobs).
This hypocrisy extends to cheating on the wife, pursuing s*x with someone of the same gender, breaking and entering, getting drunk, pick you bad behavior. OK for Republicans, not OK for Democrats.
Has $carah been relegated to the Fox airing of the Daytona 500? She claims to be going as a “private citizen” but we know better. The Daytona 500 will be arranging for her and her “security detail” to “attend” the race; don’t doubt it will be in the expensive skyboxes as if she’s actually going to watch it. Just wondering if she will announce “Gentlemen, start your engines?” (yes, it’s still all white guys). She will, however, have some competition with the race groupies that descend on the drivers, but we know the drivers aren’t the focus of her attention–which is to get the crowd to focus their attention on HER. She can be as sly as the The Big Fox she works for, but she also underestimates the fanaticism of race car fans, half of whom will already be drunk on their asses by the time the race starts.
(I live in NC in the general vicinity of Charlotte Motor Speedway, have lived in this area for 45 yrs and it’s hard to avoid the racing hype around here.)
” People in his state they’re listening to him and are getting excited about this dynamic candidate”
After reading Palin’s run on, breathless paragraph about Mr. Brown, ya gotta wonder who’s getting excited and about what……
Oh, and speaking of Scott Brown, he recently made a not so subtle jab at Levi by saying, “Well, it was Cosmo, not Playgirl.”
I only classify it as “porn” if it makes me feel a certain “special way”.
And until that certain “special way” gets reclassified as nausea, neither of those two pictures qualify.
lol, Gryph!
Re: Palin’s word salad, Leonard Pitts had this to say in his column today:
“…you need a GPS and a Sherpa to get through Sarah Palin’s winding utterances…”
I’ve always loved Leonard Pitts.
Yes, SP’s grandson’s father, Levi, gets ridiculed on Oprah. She discusses Levi, refers to his photo spread in a mocking way. Some day when this all blows over, Bristol Palin is going to be a very confused woman; Wondering why her mom would diss her boyfriend’s choice, yet endorse a politician who made the same choice.
Scott Brown must have flattered Sarah once.
Another thing, I watched the Hannity show with Sarah. They were talking about the health care debate, Sean asked Sarah if she watched the C-Span Health Care Debates, (didn’t specify), and Sarah’s reply was no she didn’t watch them. He seemed a bit taken back that she didn’t, considering she was sounding off on the subject.
I must agree….neither of them gave me starbursts.
First of all, WTF was that?
Second, Mass. already has HCR. And it was done by ole Mittens Romney!!
HAHA
Third, didn’t you guys up there in Alaska ever listen to her speeches? Or were you just not paying attention? I know you’re a smart bunch, how could you have missed that?
And I’m not insulting anyone here. I absolutely love the people in Alaska. Especially the bloggers.
Would Miss Alice Welling please rework the Governor’s song from “Best Little Whorehouse” into Sarah Palin? The first time I heard Sarah speak, I swear, this ran through my mind!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mNDHTfdn1A
I voted , and I agree with Justice Potter Stewart , “….I know it when I see it…”.To me personally , I find neither picture to be “p*rn”.
In 1964, Justice Potter Stewart tried to explain “hard-core” pornography, or what is obscene, by saying, “I shall not today attempt further to define the kinds of material I understand to be embraced . . . [b]ut I know it when I see it . . . “[1]
http://library.findlaw.com/2003/May/15/132747.html
25 Grandma68 Says:
January 16th, 2010 at 2:39 PM
Oh, and speaking of Scott Brown, he recently made a not so subtle jab at Levi by saying, “Well, it was Cosmo, not Playgirl.”
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Cosmo is a sleazy rag of a magazine. Brown is not pluggin’ in his common sense conservatism with that comment.
Incidentally, I’d bet a bundle that Scarah reads Cosmo avidly. As a Wasilla Hillbilly, she probably thinks it’s the height of worldly sophistication and sexalicious tips on how to be a foxy fox. Did I say that Cosmo is a sleazy rag of a magazine? If I didn’t, I’ll repeat it.
# 14 Renee Says:
January 16th, 2010 at 2:13 PM
The fact that she is treated like she still is the Gov- bugs. What is the Gov of- exactly???
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That’s and easy answer Renee. It was posted right in that Huffpo story by the Former President of the United States.
( quoting W. )
About presidential nominee Sarah Palin:
“I’m trying to remember if I’ve met her before. I’m sure I must have.” His eyes twinkled, then he asked, “What is she, the governor of Guam?” [...]
(Nuff said.)
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To win that NY Senate seat shouldn’t be that hard. If the Dems simply tell the public that Sarah ‘ endorses him ‘… that should be enough to drive everybody to the Polls.
It has in every election up till now. The commercial on TV could simply be her Hannity interview. Ask the Question at the end. ” Do You agree with Sarah Palin and her views?”.
ABC evening news chewed out Pat Robertson calling what he said is a myth. We should send them a thank you email. He’s off his rocker.
So, my question is this. Why can Fox news do was is basically political endorsements? Scarah, a possible Presidential candidate and an employee of F*ck Me News, just endorsed Brown, predicted a victory which is pretty much calling the election results and promoted the Republican party. All in one short word garbage mess of a paragraph.
And then WHY, can the Republicans do this to another TV Broadcaster?
WHY do they get away with this crap. Why can they blur the lines and play dirty.
http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2010/01/07/nrsc-threatens-msnbc-with-legal-action-over-schultz/
“Schultz – a former conservative who once weighed running for Congress as a Republican – told viewers Monday that he had been asked by Democratic leaders in his home state of North Dakota to consider entering the race to replace retiring Sen. Byron Dorgan, calling the prospect “intriguing.”
“In discussing this matter on air, Mr. Schultz is soliciting and receiving feedback from his television audience regarding his viability as a federal candidate, raising his name recognition related to, and making a national audience aware of, his potential candidacy,” NRSC chief counsel Sean Cairncross had written in a letter to network president Phil Griffin Thursday that termed Schultz’s continued airtime a potential “in-kind” contribution.
Sarah obviously doesn’t realize that Brown is a moderate Republican who is PRO-CHOICE! I thought she wouldn’t support candidates whose values are different from hers.
More hypocrisy.
Holy crap — all it takes is an “R” after someone’s name and Palin votes “YES” I live in the south and I converse with a lot of people that love Rush, love Palin, etc. But when I ask them why they have no answer. Education is looked on with scorn and jealousy. Not all southerners are stupid…but I have to say they do not comprehend the word “future.” Not for their children, the environment, or humanity. How did we get here?
Say NO -
I really like Ed Schultz. He calls bulls^*t when need be. Sadly , it’s a common occurence these days.
Lee323 Says:
January 16th, 2010 at 2:57 PM
25 Grandma68 Says:
January 16th, 2010 at 2:39 PM
Oh, and speaking of Scott Brown, he recently made a not so subtle jab at Levi by saying, “Well, it was Cosmo, not Playgirl.”
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Cosmo is a sleazy rag of a magazine. Brown is not pluggin’ in his common sense conservatism with that comment.
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Yup. Brown is a dumbf^*k. Nekkid is nekkid.
Brown is no more pro choice than Sarah. He will say anything to get votes. Like Sarah.
No wonder she is pushing for him. He is nothing but Sarah minus the lipstick. But he does speak in complete sentences which is something she has yet to do.
Having read that paragraph I reached for the Tylenol. What the hell is she saying???
“Well, it was Cosmo, not Playgirl.”
–Scott Brown
I don’t care if it was TV Guide. You had no clothes on.
Another wide stance, toe tapping, family values Conservative.
I think you should have given us another clicky option for directions to the nearest pub.
She doesn’t CARE! She is a psychopath and so to even expect her to act normal or tell the truth is ridiculous. She is a sick, sick woman and that is what fascinates all of us.
If you look closely at her face at the very beginning of her recent interview with Beck, you will see the real her. She looks MEAN, and with that hairdo I swear she is almost witch-like. She is looking worse and worse by the day because the sickness inside her is being encouraged by Faux News and the media to multiply and ooze out. She no longer has to try to control it, she is being paid now to be a mean girl. Just watch, it’s going to get worse.
I should have added this to my last post…….(and as usual it was the Senate Republicans that screamed foul).
“…We request that MSNBC immediately cease from continuing to provide prohibited corporate resources to underwrite Mr. Schultz’s U.S. Senate candidate exploratory activities. If you do not do so, we reserve the right to take appropriate legal action.”
Quite honestly, I think if a Gov. is going to run for Presidency or VP, one should be required to step out of the current political office by turning over the reins to the Lt. Gov., it requires too much time away from the job they were currently elected to do.
JMHO, to make sure control freaks like Scarah don’t short change their citizens. Me thinks the Repubs are taking advantage of something good. Hopefully the Dems are above this.
here’s a good comment……
“Here in Minnesota our governor, Tim Pawlenty, is running for the Republican nomination for president. Pawlenty is constantly out of state at some kind of Republican fund raiser or confab. Pawlenty has a weekly radio show on one of the biggest AM stations in the Twin Cities. Yet, Pawlenty claims he is not yet running for the Republican nomination.
Republicans should look into Pawlenty’s behavior before they start casting stones. Why is it OK for Pawlenty run a campaign for President while using his radio show platform to spew his crap? Why does station WCCO provide prohibited corporate resources to Pawlenty without giving Democrats equal time? Oh, I forgot, the rules don’t apply to the Republicans.”
During that Hannity segment, I noticed a distinct change in Sarah’s tone and voice when she uttered this statement :
“and I would love to be able to at some point interview “Senator Brown.”
I detected an undertone of velvet smokiness. It was not unlike the tone she used when she invited Craig Ferguson to come to Alaska and partake of our succulent (her word, not mine)resources……
She KNOWS when she is being titilating….
@15 GA Peach – : )
Say No to Palin in Politics
Be careful, your gonna pull something.
Have a seat. I’ll but ya a drink.
YAY!!!! Frank’s buying!!!
[and I sure need a drink after all this nonsense...]
“It’s going to send a very strong message that the status quo, even in Massachusetts, the status quo of just accepting the big growth of government and health care takeover measures
So she’s advocating against the status quo by encouraging a defeat of a bill to change health care policy.
So voting against the status quo means keeping things the same way they are.
Freaking brilliant.
I wonder if Fake News could be stripped of their FCC license? It’s been built up into such a monster that the legal battle would be awful. Even fining them would be messy. And of course since it’s Repub “owned”, the present Administration would be made to look like a big government bad guy meanie. That’s probably another reason Murdoch brought Scarah into the fold. To put her between what should/could be done by the FCC., they’ll cry it’s Obama against Scarah, blah blah blah. She’s kind of an insurance or a buffer, making it a delicate situation.
I predict also too, if she goes off the deep end, either literally or just an excuse to be rid of her, it will blamed on the “other” media.
Where we meetin’ up for cocktails ?!?!
Hey Frank, are ya tellin me to sit down and shut up, lol? If you are referring to my F me news comment. I apologize, it was over the top.
But I’ll take that drink, lol.
Word salad to say the least…Dickens had a run on paragraphs before he thought, oh crap I need a period…but at least his stories made sense.
I need an aspirin, a shot of Southern Comfort and a hot bath after trying to read and understand what she just didn’t say.
Otherwise I might slit my wrists because I am sure there is a hidden meaning in that word salad somewhere.
Her talking and words remind me of a cult, something draws those poor souls into whatever the heck she is not saying…how sad.
With a few sentences and a couple of quotes, AKM used her scalpel-like wit to carve out the true necrotic lesions of this whole messy story: Palin’s hypocrisy (and Scott “slippery eel” Brown).
Excellent writing, as usual, AKM!
Come on Massachusetts, do you really want to give Ted Kennedy’s old seat to a candidate that Palin gushes about? Democrats like to point smugly at political maps, saying that the only Republican strongholds left are in the south and a few scattered points elsewhere. Get the progressive vote out!…. or Mass. can join hands in a kumbaya moment with the red states….and HRC may bite the dust.
Please end a donation (even a few dollars) to Ms. Coakley! Post on other blogs what’s happening in Mass. and that Palin is endorsing Scott “slippery eel” Brown. Let’s go, people! Win the seat for a Democrat as we did in the NY-23 race!
http://www.marthacoakley.com/splash_111310
Also review AKM’s previous post on this race. There are several other websites which have information on Brown:
http://www.themudflats.net/2010/01/15/stepping-over-my-border/
Howard Fineman in Newsweek (too bad he can’t spell shtick).
http://www.newsweek.com/id/231098?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+headlines%2Fpolitics+%28UPDATED%3A+Headline+Feed+-+Politics%29
Ailes is the real p0rn in this, too.
“Which is not to say that it isn’t real. It is, which is why he hired Palin. He’s essentially giving her a second tryout in the Bigs, while simultaneously using her to generate colossal ratings. Palin supporters were congratulating themselves last week, but she had better enjoy the ride while she can. Her marathon session with Beck was a chiffon of ignorance, hairstyling, egotism, and shtik. Palin had a moment of panic when Beck asked her, in the friendliest of ways, to name her favorite Founding Father. “All of them,” she said nervously. Prompted by Beck, she settled on George Washington.
The ratings were huge, but I’m not sure that the exposure did her any good. As of now, there are no plans for a Fox show of her own. Unlike her last boss, Ailes doesn’t give anyone a coveted spot on his ticket without a long, thorough vetting.”
^^^^ Please SEND a donation to Ms. Coakely. Flying fingers missed the “S” on the key board..
Palin stated, “People in his state they’re listening to him and are getting excited about this dynamic candidate”
The key word here is people are getting EXCITED. Gee, I bet SHE is. I know I am looking at that “po*n of a commonsense conservative. Yowza!!!!
Palin does like ‘em naked, doesn’t she? First, she defends Carrie-the-topless Christian and now this naked buck. Gee, Ol Toad ain’t lookin’ so hot.
I beginning to realize that if I cover one eye (or one ear) to reduce the double vision/echoing effects, Palin is actually saying what she means. There are, after all, only two common sense conservative sol’ns to domestic problems – Tax Cuts for big business and the wealthy, and Deregulation. From her perspective, there is no further need to explain conservative sol’ns, and certainly no need to waste a lot of time analyzing and deliberating like those socialist libruls are always doin’. Wherever you perceive there to be a problem, you just pull out one or both of those common sense conservative solutions and plug one or both of them in like an air freshener. Done. And foreign policy – so easy also. Again, just two common sense conservative sol’ns to plug right in there – conventional and nukular. Bein’ president ain’t hard if you think about it – it just looks hard ’cause Obama’s doin’ it all wrong.
Well, first, thanks AKM for the girly eye candy. They are both pretty and the photography was very nice as well.
However, charges of Sarah’s hypocrisy may be premature in this instance, as I am confident she did not know about this spread before she spoke on Hannity.
Now, granted, that does not absolve her of the responsibility to actually know about a candidate before endorsing them, but considering what happened with her, can ya blame her?
But, since her minions are probably surfing the internet and reading the blogs, they probably by now have heard about this. Whether they report that to her and whether she cares are questions I don’t need to have answered. All I care about is her response (just like I don’t really care how President Obama feels about the war in Afghanistan, I care about his response to it).
It’s very simple, Sarah: Support Brown and you say posing in the nude is OK, therefore, when Levi did it, that was OK too. (I don’t necessarily disagree with you on that).
Or posing in the nude is NOT OK with you and people should be suspect of a candidate that made the (presumably ill-advised) judgement to do that. (Also a position I don’t necessarily disagree with).
Or, you could not comment on it at all, as if, you didn’t know abut it, which screams that you do not know what is going on, you are not paying attention, you are not bothering to learn anything about the candidates’ histories that you are supporting. And that’s just ignorant.
My theory? She doesn’t know Scott Brown’s history. She has no clue. I betcha Hannity was telling her before the show that he was going to bring that up, so since Brown’s a Republican, she just tacked all her own taloking points onto him without knowing squat about it. Way to inform the people, Sarah, by ‘makin’ things up’.
ds55@42: hahahahahahaha. Hilarious and soooooo true.
Say No to Palin in Politics Says:
January 16th, 2010 at 4:11 PM
Hey Frank, are ya tellin me to sit down and shut up, lol? If you are referring to my F me news comment. I apologize, it was over the top.
But I’ll take that drink, lol.
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No nothing like that. Just worried that the fire in your belly is gonna burn thru and hurt cha!
Whadda ya have. Like I said my treat…
Granny has the HOTS for brownie….
sick grandma that she is…
I have sent what I can to Haiti, now all I can do is hope for the best and hope what is rebuilt is better for the people of Haiti.
I have contributed to Coakley, I hope she wins, if not, I will continue trying to do what I can for the President I still believe in.
Both are important.
Agree with ds55@42, it’s not the name on the cover, it’s what he uncovered. There’s also the minor difference that Levi wants modeling work, while Brown aspires to a career in the US Senate.
Scott Brown & Sarah Palin’s common ground…re-victimizing rape victims
http://airamerica.com/politics/01-12-2010/why-do-scott-brown-and-gop-hate-rape-victims/
Terp, she may not have “done” her “homework” on Brown, lol. But, I do believe the Fake News talking points were; we need Brown to win, so make it happen folks, that is our agenda today.
She should do more homework and less cramming, lol. If she had no clue, it just shows once again, she is in over her head.
Frank, I’d love a glass of Cabernet …….thank you!
@Bev 55, At least Dickens was paid by the word, hence some very long and flowery descriptions. And, he had some compelling stories to tell.
In Sarah’s case, she just runs on and on, diarreaha of the mouth. The longer she can talk, she thinks that she is like a moving target and can’t get hit. We saw what happened when someone pinned her down with gotcha questions regarding magazines and newspapers and founding fathers.
Sarah doesn’t watch C-Span; she also does not study what is going on. So, she gives the “fake out” answer, the one that stalls for time, gets the interviewer side tracked (what did she just say?) with hopes that he won’t notice that she hadn’t done the homework or answered the question. That verbal tap dance is just a distraction. Otherwise, you would notice that maintaining the status quo means no big government involvement in health care and things will go on just the way they are, status quo.
I have arranged for a open bar.
Step right up, enjoy a little libation, and some good conversation amongst friends.
Okay, I just got here and haven’t read all the comments yet. The think what stood out to me as I read the word salad is that it is her writing. Most notably was the use of the word “god” with the little g. This is very telling in to the actual god she prays to. I may be ultra sensitive to this, but then that is my nature. I know she does not pray to the Lord of Lords and King of Kings.
That was me transcribing as she talked. I’m assuming she meant to use a capital G, so I went back and changed it. My bad. AKM
Oooppps. I forgot my own little “g”
*think what= thing that*
Frank…yer the greatest!
Treehouse bar is now open fer elitist intelligent discussion!
I haven’t been for a long time, but with Sarah’s mug on the tube now, I thought of all of you.
I don’t want to watch her, but then again I want to hear her put her foot in her mouth. I will then run to the ‘puter and read what you guys are saying about her. I just love the comments.
I also agree on her exit. She will screw up, get canned and leave, I say by June. She will probably blame the media. At least that much me know. She will quit. Just remember her record. She always quits. THANK GOODNESS!
@ 61 Terp
Whadya mean that s’error didn’t know about Brown’s Cosmo spread? She probably has the original issue of his spread stashed under the bed by that gun she wanted Levi to show her how to shoot. Tsk. Tsk.
What a serving of word salad that was! Holy cow. And if she hasn’t heard about Brown’s little photo shoot, then she really isn’t paying attention. I think someone else said the same thing that I thought about. Levi did it because he wants to model, possibly get into acting, while Brown did it because? But the point is that Brown looks older and is now trying to run for senator, and Levi is not. If, at some point in the future Levi decides to run for a public office, he may regret that choice as well.
What I can’t believe is that the repubs are so willing to give Brown a pass. That’s the amazing thing. They talk about values and then that picture is all over the place and they still want him in office? Wow.
@ Shamus #19 – I agree wholeheartedly. Swimsuit competitions and the photos above are all about selling the visage without regard to the substance (or lack thereof). Personally, there’s nothing sexy about gift wrap. It’s what’s inside that counts.
@ LisaB #32 – Excellent suggestion! You picked my favorite number from that movie. It is perfectly Palinesque, especially where he turns to smile at the camera and then disappears without answering questions or saying anything of substance.
@ ds55 #42- “I don’t care if it was TV Guide. You had no clothes on.”
Exactly.
@ mary b #31 – I knew enough about Palin not to vote for her, but I think most Alaskans learned a lot more than we wanted to know after last fall. Living in Wasilla, where the old guard of the party routinely supports candidates for local seats that are not qualified for or even particularly interested in them, makes it a bit easier to understand, and there’s always the “anybody but Frank” factor. I can only hope that our experience with Palin will be a good reminder for all of us and for everyone in the rest of the country to take enough time out from daily life to be fully informed before they step into the voting booth again.
Anybody notice a big black mark on Levi’s hand?
The sad thing is that neither the woman in question nor her fans have anything against hypocricy. They like it just fine. It serves their purposes.
My favorite comment on this whole nekkid p0rno topic comes from an anonymous poster on Immoral Minority. Never underestimate the power of a very dry wit:
“Anonymous said…
I like Alaska. Generally, people stay pretty bundled up all the time here. They look better that way I think. So, we’re pretty lucky.
1:05 PM”
So damn true….hahaha.
Funny Bev should mention Scarah keeping her public confused, Hitler used to do the same thing with long, wordy run-on sentences, by the time you get to the end you forget what they were initially talking about.
terps, the Scott Brown is a p0rn guy story has been out there for a while. Since September, in fact. http://www.cosmopolitan.com/celebrity/news/scott-brown-nude-in-cosmo
So, either she only reads the print edition or she is no cosmo gal!
she’s just fuming b/c Obama is black and he won instead of her and Levi boinked her daughter instead of her! …a jealous raging scorned woman
plus it’s just like those fundies to long for their previous life…the one they hit bottom with before they found God
I think Sarah would have checked out mr. Brown on the google. Isntx’t this how she prepares for her interviews? and possibly uncovered the nekkedness. Also., too…. have I missed Sarah’s tweets about Haiti? Has she even mentioned this tragedy.
Since Brown doesn’t mind letting it all hang out….he won’t mind Bob Cesca pointing out that Brown has engaged in worse p0rnographic acts than posing for Cosmo:
“One month after the September 11th attacks, Scott Brown was one of only three Massachusetts State Representatives to vote against a bill to provide financial assistance to Red Cross workers who had volunteered with 9/11 recovery efforts, we’ve learned.”
http://www.bobcesca.com/blog-archives/2010/01/scott_brown_vot.html
Otherwise known as…..”Conservative common sense solutions sticking it to the American Red Cross.”
One poster who commented on this story said nearly 600 Red Cross workers who worked at the 9/11 site have since died of cancer.
What’s with the foo-foo hair in Massachusetts?
I haven’t read any of the replies in the thread so excuse me if I am repeating someone else’s thoughts. I was having a conversation elsewhere recently that bears on this. It came about because someone made a bald assertion and I challenged it. I think the outcome was that none of the listeners accepted the bald assertion. I won’t detail it, that is sufficient summary.
The point is though, the effectiveness of propaganda such as Faux sells, is not in how many people it reaches, but in how many people the people it reaches are influenced thereby. So the point of my point is, never allow a right wing lie to go unchallenged. When they speak about anything, make sure you are part of the audience, even if you have to sign a loyalty oath to get into the forum. And when the speaker spouts the first lie, stand up and
shout – YOU LIE !
For anyone who thinks the republic is not in danger from these fanatics please go back and look at news reels from Germany between 1932 and 1939. We brushed up against the edge in 2003 by invading Irag on a pretext.
If we want to live in an equitable and rational society, we must curb this visceral fad to take the easiest way out. You cannot back down from intimidation, if you do once, it will only become worse.
I can’t really decide which is which, but gee that is a big towel and the other guy, well his hand is small.
Well,my friend Jacques,who calls himself a “Southern Belle Queen” and likes to be called Isabel,(his words,not mine,I just call him friend) says that “Brownies” pics are pretty popular with his crowd ,and that tea bagging him is spoken of. Those consevatives sure know how to pick em!
Does this person have one single concrete recommendation of how to fix things that she claims are broke?
I don’t remember any.
Virtually everything she says is negative, or so non specific as to be useless as a plan to achieve anything.
Does Sarah even have a realistic, workable suggestion of how to balance the budget and pay off the debt and fight 3 or 4 wars at the same time?
You betcha she don’t.
For her to be anything on Fox other than repetative she will have to come up with some specifics, and understand them enough to discuss them with guests. If she wants to be considered by any party for high office she will have to become knowledgeable and put together a platform that is fact and data based.
Even with other’s writing her scripts, I don’t think she is capable of grasping complex facts, and most of even Fox’s viewers will tire of hearing the same word salad over and over.
We need to start demanding of Sarah – Enough with the salad. Where’s the beef?
Considering the sex-related scandals of the “common sense conservatives” in office down in DC, s’error palin might be correct about Brown. But he’s still a lying clown.
If Coakley (or her handlers) were quicker on thine feet, they’d drag out the remembrances of the Boston mayoral candidate who was ridiculed out of the election due to his being discovered stark naked in his office at work.
BigSlick Says:
Anybody notice a big black mark on Levi’s hand?
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Ya talkin’ ’bout that smudge on the ring finger ??
53 justafarmer Says:
January 16th, 2010 at 3:58 PM
YAY!!!! Frank’s buying!!!
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No. What he wrote was: I’ll but ya a drink.
I’m not gonna ask what his “but” is doing by the drink.
@72 mae lewis Says:
January 16th, 2010 at 5:15 PM
You will notice also, too, that $arah, when she knows a question that is coming up and she doesn’t want to answer it, she’ll cut off the question w/a comment or word salad with a rising high pitch voice. I noticed she’s done it several times on different interviews. She changes the subject while interupting the question. Watch for it in future interviews, is quite a nice tactic to show that you’re “NOT STTTUUUUPID”. hahahhaa
Sigourney Weaver on SNL… s’error is jealous of her looks, you betcha!
Moose Pucky Says:
What’s with the foo-foo hair in Massachusetts?
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We got some foo-foo down here. Molly Ivins nicknamed Rick Perry “Gov. Goodhair”.
Even has it’s own twitter acct.
http://twitter.com/govperryshair
looks like scotty hollywood kept losing his underwear.
Krubozumo Nyankoye #90: “…never allow a right wing lie to go unchallenged.”
I second everything you said!
make that scotty hardwood.
Wow, after reading her speech, I can understand exactly why it is Fox news wants her to work for them. Neither make any sense, so it’s a perfect fit.
It’s hard to understand, though, just how much the Republican had dumbed itself down so much, it has to rely on the Becks, O’Rielly’s and the Palins to get their points, whatever they are, across. Apparently, people with no education complain about public education and fail to see the irony of it. Pardon me while I remove my brain and scrape the memory of Palin’s words from it.
Kinda off topic, but it has to do with the CW speech patterns etc.
Apparently she said “atrophying” instead of “morphing” when talking about Tina Fey & SNL in the Beck interview.
As a Mass. resident who will be voting this Tues (& not for the rude nude dude)I want to thank you, thank you,thank you for this post AK. As registered voters hubby & I have been getting interesting phone spam. Barack O Bama, Bill Clinton, The lovely Coakley herself and last and least -drum roll–Pat Boone? The first two I may consider keeping forever-the third was part of a series and wasn’t kept. The last and least was erased after my hubby stopped laughing. We can’t wait to see what Sun. and Mon. bring. We feel so popular!!!
What a hypocrite. Maybe someone should send her a copy of both pictures and ask her which one is porn.
First Carrie Prejean, and now Scott Brown. What naked conservative will Sarah support next?
Now they’re all gonna be lining up to take their clothes off for the Palin endorsement. Ron Paul… Jim DeMint… Mitch McConnell… John Mc
I can’t go on.
Pat Boone? And you erased it? It might be his last recorded words.
Oh, wishful thinking.
It’s unfortunate that Playgirl used such a lousy photographer for the Levi pictures. That pose is horrible.
In re “common sense conservatism”:
They must be huge fans of Somalia. Very low taxes and no regulation. Maybe they’d all like one-way tickets?
#90 KN: Excellent advice. The success rate is certainly not 100%, but it’s usually higher than I expect going in. Even if you don’t change any minds, you erect a few obstacles in the echo chamber.
#108 luckycharms: After that vision, I’m going to have to scrub my brain with bourbon.
#112 Strangelet: Bourbon with an Everclear chaser.
I’d sure like to see this post over at HuffPo, AKM. It has so many things going for it:
1) A fun li’l quiz
2) A blatant demonstration (yet one more time) of Palin’s gross hypocrisy.
3) A gushing (although incomprehensible) endorsement of Brown by Palin.
4) A trenchant illustration of this deep political truth: You can run but you can’t hide your tea bags from the voter.”
trisha,
If you are out there, check back on the “Irish Bookie” thread, comment #140. I provided a link to the Bernie Goldberg slams on Palin. Sorry, but I’ve been busy, so I just read your question.
SP is only spouting the same bullsh@t that she did when she was running for governor and the unsuspecting people believed her and voted her in as governor. She was obstructing justice then and skimming Alaska until desperate Mccain brought her in as VP candidate. The power she had in Alaska, coupled with the fact she had been chosen as VP candidate, messed her up and Alaska was no longer her way to riches. SP still believes that she has the power that she had in Alaska where she dictated . At the same time, she feels that if she can spew enough lies and fabrications t to convince the majority of America that she can sit in the seat of the White House, she can be our president. (Shudder.) She wants to be given the power to push the button that can bring about her end (which she has been waiting for) and ours. But before that would ever happen, she will try to drain all the money from her minions and anybody else that believes in her, play the victim, and try to worm her way into being our President. She is the true porn star, because she is not intelligent enough to cover up her criminal activities and corruption! She is naked when she opens her mouth and the real person comes out! All the palibots are watching SP walking down the street, as she does the pageant wave, and they cheer! Then the intelligent people boo! SP walks her naked self off and points her naked fingers at anyone else as to why she think the media and Liberals are lieing on her! And her word salad sends all the thinking people over the line of perplexity and laughter.
I won’t touch this with a 40-foot pole. Oh yes I will. AKM if you need to delete this so be it but how could she see this pic (or has she?) and then use phrases like: “accept the big growth” “cram down our throats” “being plugged in” “getting excited about this candidate”? Ok, sorry, it had to be said (unless someone else already has).
And I also would like to point out the slight difference between “porn” and “obscene”. All those hypocritical conservatives are purely and simply obscene.
BTW these pics aren’t bad for a Sunday morning….
To Seagull Junker Palin…about Palin using the wrong words describing her and Tina Fey…..
I said that days ago and have also noticed she does that a lot as if she is acting like she is highly educated and can “legal-speak.”
I find her endless chatter not only mind numbing, but also mind bending..a lot of words, but nothing of substance.
I have heard someone else speak like that many years ago, but for the life of me, can not remember who it was, people were spell bound by it all.
Almost like preachers in the tents who draw you in with a few words of substance and the rest just verbal garbage.
Wait a minute, Charles Manson could talk like that (not comparing her to him, just the chatter) and he drew many to him.
It is that form of verbiage that bends the mind and makes those who are looking for a savior, to follow, listen and believe what they think they are hearing.
Hope I made sense…she boggles my mind LOL.
I too read and reread her word salad (above) I even tried to make sense of it all. Then dawned on me.
In her cranium, where most of us have A brain she seems to have 2 or 3 functioning ‘mini brains’. They do not operate at the same rate/speed …which is why she says one thing and then repeats that thought in the same sentence. It is quite weird. I am fascinated by identical twins. Have you ever heard them talk ? Sometimes they say the same things at slightly different times….Close your eyes and listen. She has an identical twin or triplet in her head.
geez, I didn’t know who it was in the centerfold, but I thought a JKF jr reincarnate. Let’s hope we can say again, “the hunk flunks” on Tuesday. Anyway, I still haven’t figured out the difference between Sarah walking around on stage in a bathing suit for money….and her ex future son in law standing in the shower with a towel instead of a fig leaf. Both of them were baring the flesh for money, neither of them showed anything taboo, but just one of them attacked the other for “selling their body”. Guess which one.
Zim from Oz…didn’t she said something like “I think in my head that”….I can’t remember if it was during Beck’s interview with himself or Hannity’s doe eyed smarm.
110 Karen Marie, I agree. He looks silly, like a very young kid in a grown up’s body, trying to look sexy. They should have had him smile more instead of trying to set that weird mood.
#9 MO inkslinger: she is a motormouth. There is an “on” switch when the camera switches to her, and an “off” switch when her ram runs out. She should upgrade to at least 2 gb. I see she invited herself to be a VIP at Daytona, instead of trying for anonymity by showing up in a scratched out McCain visor. Now the headlines are that she “is a VIP guest”, when, in fact, she invited herself.
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/sports/motorracing/os-ncascar-palin-0117-20100116,0,4037875.story
“DAYTONA BEACH — Daytona International Speedway didn’t quite know how to handle a credential request from former Alaska Governor and Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin for this year’s Daytona 500.”
@Johnny
Perhaps she should have said
“we in my head think”
124 Zim from Oz…or better yet….work that favorite word of hers….”manifest” into it somehow, like “It is manifested in my brain that I…..”
Remember, those pics of Brown were taken in 1982 (?) and he hasn’t aged all that well. He’s just a male version of $carah, IMHO. Not the “moderate” he would have people believe, although he did go to law school (but I’ve worked for a couple of bottom of the class types over the years), and has a “family law” practice. Bet he connects his legal thinking with his evangelicalism, too.
There’s an article on Brown at http://boston.com/news/local/massachusetts/articles/2009/11/20/being_the_underdog_never_deters_a_driven_brown/?page=full
Draw your own conclusions about another narcissist.
So, is she getting paid or not?
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,582924,00.html?loomia_ow=t0:s0:a4:g4:r4:c0.000000:b0:z5
PALIN: …that I announce that I’m going to do. There’s controversy involved in this one, because the Tea Party offered me a speaking fee. I will not financially be gaining anything from this.
O’REILLY: You should though. You have a family to support.
PALIN: I’m going to…
O’REILLY: Take the money.
PALIN: You know what’s more important? More important than money in my pocket from an event like that is being able to turn it right back around and contribute to campaigns, candidates and issues that will help our country.
Sauerkraut, My vocabulary is so full of buts, ands, and ifs. I try to purge some while many aren’t looking.
Johnny Says:
January 17th, 2010 at 3:51 AM
I should point out, also, too, that the race in on the Fox channel…
Johnny, so has she contributed to Brown yet? Liar, liar, pants on fire. She keeps every penny, and then some.
I wonder if I can convince the IRS that I “am not benefitting” from my income because at the end of the day I spend it all.
The 2nd guy has a Porn hairstyle.
@115 Gasman…..Got it! Thanks!
I want to see a graphic of Palin popping her head up behind the naked conservative. You know that crazy looking photo with her eye bugged out (I think it’s an old photo from her governors race). Anyway, I want to see that photo of her standing behind that naked leg with her goo-goo eyes.
I like Levi. He seems like a good kid. I’m guessing he was pretty innocent too, until Sarah started pimping him out as family prop.
Just because Sarah called Levi’s photo shoot p0rn doesn’t mean she doesn’t think it is great!
would be nice to see her Oprah interview where she calls Ricky Hollywood out next to her endorsement of Brown
Good one.
AKM you are the best. Here is my big hug for you.
Oh no, did you hear this hypocrite called Sarah Palin on on Glenn Beck’s show this weekend?
She is now talking like she is a pro immigrants.
Just because she is in the New york area. She sounded so genuine like she really has a heart for diversity. My goodness, this woman is a real snake in the grass. God help us.
I felt like opening the TV screen and slaping her face.
Who is she think she is fooling?
I have not seen any immigrant in her tea party movement…… only a blind immigrant can listen to her double standards.
And the only person it seems she would like to interview so far is ta da!!!! Scott Brown the Cosmo guy.
She almost salivated and batted her fake eyelashes when she told Hannity.
Mrs. Brown might not be so happy.
Two of a kind??????
The only ‘porn’ seems to be coming out of Mzzzzzz Palin’s pie hole.
She was railing against “universal health care” which isn’t on the table anyway. But, how does the law work in Alaska? Doesn’t her family get free health care, due to being part native? Is that true? Does it cover her too because she married a person who is part Alaska Native? I wish someone would clear this up for once and for all, does she, and her extended family get free health care provided by federal dollars up there in Alaska?
To avoid filling up my rant on a comment,
I posted my rant with the same pics, to express myself
here
http://bilia.wordpress.com/2010/01/17/sarah-palin-endorses-scott-brown-for-massachusetts/
Sarah doesn’t hear the questions right. She thought Beck was asking her about her favorite foundling’s father. That is why she said “All of them.”
No offense ladies, but there ain’t NO COMPARISON between that ‘hottie’ tawd and Levi or Scott Brown. Scott is in my age group – an shoot, I I weren’t married, I’d tell him he can put his shoes under my bed anytime!
Frankly, I don’t care what Scott Brown posed for or dident pose for while young. He never lied about it as Prejean did. Was it a good thing? Not really, but he at least did not say stupid stuff about it like ‘it was a mistake I made in my youth. I never intended the photo’s to get out…” Stuff like that makes me crazy. If you make a mistake, own it. Don’t make excuses for it. I still want this guy to win for many reasons. But I don’t want excuses.
FAMOUS LAST WORDS
16 Jan2010New York Post: …Bristol — who gave birth to son Tripp in 2008 … told In Touch the experience has made her a born-again virgin and announced, “I’m not going to have sex until I’m married. I can guarantee it.”
This is so much fun.
I note that Levi and Dan Brown are tied for which is the porn.
Dan, Scott, whatever.
Bretta,
Retroactive virginity, eh? Isn’t that special!
Let’s all hope that the Quitter-Guv’s endorsement in the MA Senate race has the same result as the NY-23 special election where Tea Party candidate sank like a stone after Sarah gave a glowing endorsement. I’m pulling hard for Martha Coakley to pull it out in MA. Perhaps Sarah Palin’s endorsement of a candidate will become a kiss of death, dooming their hopes of winning.
Laughing quietly @ 144 says: “I still want this guy to win for many reasons.”
Any you could share with us? … reasons for wanting Brown to win, that is. I’d be curious to know, from your perspective, the comparison between –the pros and cons of– Brown vs Coakley as [potential] US Senator from MA. Thanks. beth.
“Stealth Candidate Scott Brown Is Lying about his Beliefs”
“Thinks extremist Sarah Palin has the right values? Check. Racist birther? Check.
But is he a teabagger? When asked about the Tea Party movement, Brown does the GOPPER dance of duck and dodge, asking what the interviewer is referring to. See, that’s how moderate and removed from extremism Scott Brown is! Oh, oopsie, Scooter…what’s this?
“For the 2010 Senate race, Brown is supported by the Greater Boston Tea Party group, which organized a January 2010 fundraising breakfast for him in Boston, which he attended. Eleven days later, the Boston Globe reported that Brown claimed that he was unfamiliar with the “Tea Party movement,” when asked by a reporter. The Tea Party Express has endorsed Brown’s campaign”.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/14/scott-brown-held-tea-part_n_423198.html
http://www.politicususa.com/en/node/7440
I love that we can see the “Bristol” tatoo on his left ring finger.
Makes that picture perfect!
Please check out the latest regarding Brown’s reaction to a disgusting comment by a supporter about his opponent. This guy does not belong in office.