Tea Time With Sarah.
OK, everyone ready? First, you’ll need to sign in to PJTV.com. That’s Pajamas TV, the conservative live stream host for the Tea Pary Convention featuring the infamous Facebook sensation, Sarah Palin. Or, you can check out the whole thing on Fox.
Once you’ve registered, or tuned in on the TeeVee, pull up your Barca-lounger, pop a cold one, find some salted nuts and strap yourself in. It’s Tea Party time! Everyone’s favorite blogger, Sarah Palin will appear at 5pm Alaska time, 6pm Pacific and 9pm Eastern, and we’ll all get to hear what a $100,000 speech sounds like.
I tuned in yesterday, and decided I’d listen as long as I could possibly stand it – like holding your hand over a candle flame.
But that said, I did manage to learn a few things.
1) I learned that the Tea Partiers have managed to find an African-American woman to run for congress. I have also learned that she, like so many of her fellow TPers is number challenged. She talked about the million man march (to lukewarm applause) and claimed there were actually TWO million people there, despite the claims of the media that there were less than 1 million. I also learned that she is “tired of all the shuckin’ and jivin’” going on in Washington. I have a feeling she’s recently met with Michael Steele.
2) I learned that if you refer to the constitution as a “living document” in front of a room of 500 TPers, they will actually boo.
3) I learned a fun joke to tell at the water cooler on Monday. What do God and Barack Obama have in common? (I pause to let you think) Give up? A birth certificate! No, I’m not kidding.
4) I learned that Jesus, unlike the living constitution, will get applauded wildly by a room of TPers. This may be because he knew that “qualifications were essential to claim his kingship of the Jews” and so he had not one but TWO genealogies, and his birth was WELL documented. One of his genealogies goes back to Abraham and the other one goes back to Adam himself. “Tracing lineage to Adam was a big deal even back then.”
I’m still not sure why that’s a big deal, because if you believe Adam was the first man, then wouldn’t we ALL be able to claim our lineage back to him? A question for another day.
5) I learned that even though they get that there are people in the room of every religion (are there?) that they just want to stop for a minute and talk about “the most important birth in history.” Yes, that would be Jesus again.
6) I learned another great water cooler joke.
At a international medical conference that took place recently, doctors were all sharing their success stories with one another and a French MD says, “You know, medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks.”
And not to be outdone, the German doctor says, “That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in 4 weeks.
And to that the Russia doctor says, “In my country, medicine is so advanced, that we can take half a heart out of a person put it in another and have him looking for work in two weeks.”
Then the American Physician gets up and he says, “You guys are way behind. We recently took a guy with no birth certificate, no brain, and put him in the white house and now half the country is looking for work.”
7. I learned that World Net Daily is the only place I should be visiting online to get my news because they “live in that world of reality every day.” (This is coming from the birth certificate guy)
8. I learned that “the left” who likes to use the phrase “What a long strange trip it’s been” has “taken over Hollywood like it was Cuba or Venezuela.”
9. I learned, on Sarah Palin Tea Pary Eve, that the movement is “proud to have distanced themselves from politicians that want to jump out in front of the parade.”
10. And finally, I learned that I can last about 45 minutes without any kind of artificial support before I have to shut this stuff off. I didn’t time it exactly because by the time I clicked off during a strange and grandiose rant by Andrew Breitbart, I had lost a little cognitive function and I forgot to check the clock.
But I’m ready to dive back in again. Join along if you like, or be secure in knowing I’ll take one for the team if you’d rather be doing something more fun – like shoving bamboo under your nails, or eating glass.
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The Palin pre-game show:
Interview with Tea Party Lady:
Sarah Palin is emotionally accessible. Women relate to her emotionally. People relates to her. She field dresses moose. Tea Partiers don’t like Democrats. Joe Biden reminds her of her drunk uncle. Obama doesn’t have star power anymore. This grassroots efforts has more coattails than Obama. Feninists hate her because she’s feminine. She’s like Princess Diana. People drove for two miles. Now you have to have a certain last name and lots of money. She’s not that at all. She’s down to earth and she’s real. She messes up her sentences like everyone else, and I like that.
Guy from Examiner:
This movement is so big because people don’t feel alone. There are lots of people who haven’t drunk the Barack Obama Kool-Aid. This is a Center Right country, not a Barack Obama country. This is the third great awakening in this country and it’s not religious, it’s political. It’s a movement from the bottom up.
1/3 of the people in the country think that socialism is important and 2/3 don’t.
*************Entering the “Hall”*******************
Hmm… The room is not very big. It looks like 5 or 600 people. A lot of cameras.
They are acting amazed and shocked that there are “so many people here.” “And they paid, too!” Ha. The band is the one that played at the 9/12 event. They’re playing the same song they played there. “Musicians can be conservatives too even though it’s not a good career move for them in Hollywood.”
“You’ve got to come out of the closet for people to accept your lifestyle” she says about being conservative.
“What’s amazing is how many people have brought their children here today.”
They keep talking about how many kids are there, pointing out strollers, moms and kids, families, on and on. They’ll all remember Sarah Palin when they grow up. “It looks like the strategy of the right is to outbreed the left.” Christian Conservatives and Muslims are the only groups maintaining or increasing their birth rate, according to the teabag lady.
The left’s organization and intensity has completely faded away and now it’s all on the right. If BO had just had more self-discipline and far-sightedness he could have had a successful presidency and cemented Democratic rule for a decade, but they couldn’t restrain themselves and we got Van Jones and the stimulus bill and Health Care, they’ve gotten their worst nightmare.
They were too arrogant. If they had just been quiet and shoved everything through their second term it would have been a better strategy.
Andrew Breitbart:
Sarah Palin was the first person to tell us about the Death Panel! (cheering)
This person is so great in that she irks the right people the right way. Everyone in this room knows that she’s accountable only to herself. Even the Republican party cannot control her.
Now he’s griping about the political correctness stifling people. Hmmm. Retarded, anyone?
Dissing CNN and The New York Times.
Here she is!
Enter Sarah Palin
All in brown. Super screechy.
God Bless You! Thank you so much x 4. “I AM SO PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN! DO YOU LOVE YOUR FREEDOM?”
Honoring and saluting veterans. She’s still proud to be American. Gosh. Happy Birthday Ronald Reagan. (He’s dead… does she not know?) Home of good country music and southern barbeque. Alaskan version of tea party is “iced tea.” (laughter)
Across the country just knowing that this is the movement….bla bla. Revolution bla bla.
“REAL PEOPLE” I knew she’d say that. “Stand up and speak out for conservative principles.”
Shout out to Scott Brown. (Cheers)
He was just a guy with a truck (and a centerfold) who wanted to do his part.
She actually just said “Chowda Revolution.” Every Democrat in Massachusetts just slammed their heads on the table. Bashing Obama, Pelosi and Emmanuel. Obama found a way to make this all about George Bush. (cheering)
Stop blaming everyone else. (Because nobody blamed Clinton for 8 years, right?)
Advice to the left – Your agenda got you into this mess. Obama/Pelosi/Reid agenda will leave us under the thumb of big government. It’s “runnin’ out of time.” Voters are sending a message in “good places” like Nevada, Connecticut, Colorado.
We have big problems. Tired of looking backwards. The future looks good because if there’s hope in Massachusetts, there’s hope everywhere.
“Common sense conservative candidates” in 2010.
Despite what pundiNts want you to think…. (Argh. No N!!!)
Faced five guys in the Alaska primary. We put ideas and experience out there for debate. Healthy process. May the best ideas and candidates win.
They are human. There’s no perfect candidate. They will disappoint. When they do, let them know but don’t sit it out. Put your faith in ideas. It’s a ground up grass roots movement that is forcing both parties to change. It’s bigger than a king or a queen or a charismatic guy with a teleprompter (she says looking at her notes)
(Is this over yet?)
Uneasy about national security. It’s not politicizing security to discuss concerns. If you have to SAY it’s not politicizing…. it’s politicizing. She’s rambling about spinning war terms. You gotta call it like it is. I have no idea what the hell she’s saying. Oh, here we go. Xmas day, the system did not work. Terrorist Hell bent on killing innocent passengers. This terrorist trained in Yemen. Going through the whole story… ” The only thing that stopped him was a “Christmas miracle” and that’s not how the system is supposed to work.” OMG…
He was read his rights, lawyered up and used our constitutional right to remain silent. Ah…it’s like the good old days with pallin around with terrorists. (And isn’t he actually giving us information? Real information? Not the “I’ll tell you anything you want to know if you stop waterboarding me” kind?)
Terrorists destroying constitution. Ooooo. She’s riled up and mad. It’s the nassssty Palin.
Criticizing the mindset of treating these acts as crimes. Afraid for her children because this is war. We’re at war and we need a commander in chief and not a professor of law standing at the lectern. Whoa. (wild applause and standing ovation) It’s that same kind of misguided thinking that’s seen in the administration. He spent a year reaching out to hostile regimes, writing letters to hostile dictators. North Korea did NUKULAR testing.
(War, war, war, drum, drum, drum….)
The administration needs to change course. Peace through strength, Ronald Reagan, bla bla.
It’s really amazing to hear her giving foreign policy advice. It’s almost like she thinks she has foreign policy experience. Oh, that’s right…. Russia. “Time for more than tough talk. Tired of hearing talk, talk, talk. Tired of hearing the talk.” (YES, as a matter of fact, I am)
The problems we face in the “real world” require real solutions. Stop blaming Bush. We can be conquered by ignoring our constitution.
If they had their way, health care, student loans would be taken over by the government. Banks, car companies. Main St. vs. Wall Street.
(I’m taking a break to rub my temples….)
Argh! She’s citing Alaska and the “fat strings” attached to the stimulus money. The strings that DIDN’T EXIST. She rejected a tiny portion of the money and the legislature voted to take the money because it paid for WEATHERIZATION IN ALASKA. Borrowed, printed up invented dollars out of nowhere? Even in Alaska in a Republican controlled legislature, they took it. (I bet the legislature loves THIS! Tomatoes are flying at screens in Juneau.)
“How’s that hopey changey stuff workin’ out for ya?”
Slamming Biden. Stimulus is wasteful.
“Seein’ those checks writte, did YOU feel very stimulated?”
List of broken promises is wrong. Obama promised to end “sweetheart dills” but a Democrat donor got money. “Is that hope? Nope! That’s not hope!” (How many t-shirts will come from this?)
My computer froze for a minute. It was nice.
I don’t know if I’m going to be able to make it.
Reagan. Disabled Children. God shedding grace. Best days yet to come. Tea Party Nation. Americans. From the bottom of my heart. Millions and millions and millions of Americans. Power to the people. Applause. God bless you tea partiers and God bless the USA.
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Well, I guess we’re supposed to think she knows something about foreign policy. And economics.
And we’re supposed to love screechy hate mongering as long as it comes in a pretty brown wrapper.
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Interview:
Now she’s saying that Todd chooses not to be a member of a party because he’s “too indpendent.” Um. Actually he’s a non-partisan because being a registered secessionist didn’t look good when his wife was running for office.
He’s asked her what the “Palin plan” is. She has no idea. She was totally deer in the headlights. Talkin about nothing, looking for a place to land, talkin, talkin. Aha! She finally landed on “free market principles” and now repeating security stuff. “We win, they lose.” Nice stragegy. The Palin plan. Wow. That was a train wreck of an answer. And by the way, YOU lost. WE won. Just sayin.
Two words that scare liberals – “President Palin.” Make that “Two words that scare sane people.” Now they are chanting “Run Sarah, Run.” And she said “God bless ‘em.”
First three things she’d tackle as President – Energy projects. Spending cuts. Don’t make promises about bipartisanship if they can’t be fulfilled. Don’t fake it and pretend like you want to work with the other party. (Are you listening President Obama?!) The distrust that is built makes us distrust everything coming out of Washington that makes us a less secure nation.
She has to go.
Yay! But first,
“I will die for the people of America.”
She just said that.
And now she’s gone.
I think we just heard the first campaign speech for 2012.
You’re a lot braver than I am! The joke at #6 was also told using Bush as the punchline. “From Texas” was instead of “no birth certificate”.
Obama still has star power, and Sarah is about as real as my wings.
According to CNN, there are 1100 people in the room, about 500 more than expected. I guess they had to go out and bus more people in to fill up the room!
EEk.. the guy introducing her said he had a fantasy about meeting her… I don’t know if I can watch the rest…..
“She irks the right people the right way”…….Gak!!
“She irks the right people the right way”. so THAT’s the way to be? Niiiice.
OOOhhhh I called it! That hair is a wreck and she has NOT slept.
Oh there’s a lot of drinking going on… the buzz words are flying….
She is showing her Scott Brown love. Agreed on the buzz words!
Oh Gawd…..any guesses who wrote this speech? I’m guessing Newt.
Reagan, troops, real Americans…
She is certainly in her element there.
And, I’m glad SHE isn’t lecturing.
Jeeze, she’s stupid.
If there is hope is Mass — hope everywhere.
My, My, how they have never mentioned NY23 loss since it happened. That being the Republican seat for what — 100 years.
Ohhh, the voice!
Did they draw pictures on what she is looking down at so she can talk.
It can’t be words!!
she is now claiming she was in heavy debates in the primaries for Guv. – against 5 guys. HA – she rarely showed for the debates! And when she DID, she told Halcro no one CARED about facts, figures, etc.
Her schreechy, sing-song voice is HIDEOUS!
The hair!
Wow! She disses the teleprompter while she is reading her notes. Same thing!!!
tea Party bigger than a “man with a telepromtper” slam on our President.
She looks awkward reading off her index cards, but she must have chosen that so her slam on a teleprompter would work.
Nice thick hair tonight
Homicide Bomber — Really — He blew his own ‘Parts’!!
So, we’re not supposed to like Christmas miracles?
I love how the TP “delegates” who paid money to be there are trying to pretend like they are at a SOTU thingy and keep standing up and applauding. Haha!
Srah Palin on terrorists—that’s rich! She sleeps with one, right?
Gawd, you guys are tough. I horked up a sock just reading AKM’s flyover.
“I am stupid and I like Palin because she don’t talk so good, either, like me, too.” No wonder intelligent Republicans are repulsed and sickened, it’s like being in the company of zombies.
OK, I’m so very sorry, that’s an insult to zombies everywhere. I should have used the word “retarded.” Really, I’m truly sorry, you can all shuffle off now… Oh, hey! By the way, have you heard that there are delicious diseased brains worth eating at an event called a Teabaggers Convention? Yeah! Here’s how you get there… no, it’s OK, don’t thank me, you’re doing a public service. Go, Zombie Nation! Undead Rulz! Get’ em!
Oops..she lost her place there for a second…
The way she is used code type words like calling the guy on Christmas the ‘homicide bomber’. She’s bring back waterboarding in a nano second.
not sure, but I think she got “lost” with her notes for a bit.
Now using the “We need a Commander In Chief, NOT a professor standing at the lecturn”
WE HAVE BOTH YOU IDIOT!!
Did I miss GW Bush’s “tough stand” on Korea?
This real American very much wants a constitutional law professor for president.
She is slinging a whole lot of red meat, that little note card reader.
Whether ‘Alaska’ is their hope??
She got lost once more!!
She seems nervous. What’s with the hair. Just had to criticize—a law professor. She’s just a hateful ,sour person!!!
“Alaska” is the beacon of freedom for all the oppressed? NOT the U.S.A. – ALASKA! I think she is confused???
Is AlLASKA supposed to be the beacon of hope—or was that supposed to be “America”?
Commander in Chief…..not a law professor……..
Go F^*K off sarah.
What a whack job…….looks like she escaped the looney bin…….
SP the military specialist—–
I am timing her glances looking up, and looking down at her notes…….4-1, looking down wins!
Looks like she had a rough afternoon in the Jack Daniels saloon…..;)
McCain made and exit with Lieberman — They are in Somalia and Bosnia.
Therefore McCain when questioned will have the ability to answer “I didn’t hear her”
…as SHE talks, talks, talks
She’s reading directly more and more. She looks up for bitchy and snark. She can do that without reading.
Sarah you eedjit, shut up about your children!!
Is it over yet? P L E A S E……
…and we can be conquered from within, Sarah, destroyed by charlatans like you!
she is quoting JFK – applause was weak on that one.
what a bimbo.
Now quoting Goldwater – but it seems to be going over the head of the teabaggers. Scary that SP is over their heads, huh?
Oh, when I was a partime, 1/2 term Governor….
For all that she blames Obama for blaming and looking back – she does the exact same thing. Not one of us hear has heard her fess to a mistake or take responsibility for a thing.
OMTodd! She didn’t really just talk about rejecting federal funds!
I wonder if she’s heard that Scott brown is….pro-choice.
i just found this on the NYT website. Anyone have more info or know anything about it? i’m VERY close to Searchlight…. and would LOVE to “attend” the tea party…
“and announced — via a column in USA Today — that she would attend a Tea Party gathering next month in Searchlight, Nev., the hometown of the Senate Democratic leader, Harry Reid.”
she is bragging about rejecting stimulus funds and whining about the Legislators in AK and the lawsuits. Miss Victim – she HAD to get that in – at least she left out the word “frivilous.”
You should have opened your live chat room!
Most of this stuff is from her Facebook notes.
Nobody messes with Joe.
B*TCH.
Hey, Sarah, how are those unpaid property taxes workin’ out for ya?
OMG…..this is embarassing. Can she even pronounce Iran correctly?
What a high school slammin’…are we sure she’s not still at Wasilla High?
getting REALLY snarky now re Joe Biden and stimulus funds – SNARK SNARK SNARK – that is what she is good at, audience LIKES her snarkiness.
Joined other Governors ?!?! You QUIT bi^*h !!
Asks if you feel stimulated—what a prno question!
How many checks did ya write to buy your own books and get yourself on the best seller list?
You know, she says whatever she wants to say, no regard for facts at all. Are there that many uninformed people? Really?
What about her promise to serve as governor of Alaska?
The republicans needed a lecture also a good kick in the behind as does S palin.How anyone can compare her to president Obama is beyond me.She is not everywoman She is another McCain who doesn’t know how many homes they have.
She it totally reading this thing. She only looks up once in a while. She would have done better with the dreaded teleprompter.
Oh lord….”hopey, changey” :0
Will we hear the word Czar???
JE_E_SUS…………this is crazy……..
Are there people of color in the audience?
You’re right, Sarah. This American is shaking her head right now!
who wrote her speech this time? bleh
Now it’s time to whip the teabaggers into a frenzy—leave them with boiling blood!
I would like to see the FBI walk in about now and arrest the B#$%$% for trashing our President in time of War. I would like to see her hang from the nearest post. I don’t think I can listen to the rest of her stupid speech.
Cut back — no she screamed at everyone to hide it.
lol live within our means…. RIGHT Scarah… shure you do
They let the media in can they really control the questions?She couldn’t even take being Governor without someone helping her run the state.
HAHAHAHAHAHA! “That’s what Todd and I have to do–live within our means!”
Oy!
Lol! AKM you are doing a great job! Stay sane!
What? “If you can’t ride two horses at once, you shouldn’t be in the circus.”
What the hell?
If the parents don’t have homes, food, etc. now — it makes no difference to the future of the children and grandchildren as they will be living on the streets now.
“got economic woes, war on terror, if ya can’t ride two horses at once, ya shouldn’t be in the circus………..” WTF?
Now the USA is a “circus” the Greatest show on Earth? Ah, but “everything I did for Alaska…”
Tea Party Convention sounds like high school youth church camp with the same maturity and idiotic snark.
It’s pretty hilarious that Palin thinks she’s intelligent and relevant. Newsflash sweetheart – 70% of Americans do not want you to run for President. But she will – and it will be the best political theatre in the history of ever.
P.S. Tea Parties make me embarrassed to be a christian.
I just want to thank all you brave souls who can watch/listen to it. Her screech makes my ears hurt, and I’m sure it causes brain bleeds. Those are NOT healthy!
jeeeeeeeeezus — this total BIMBO is an absolute IDIOT. What part of she and her old man, Todd, are the two getting ready to go to jail?
Reward hard work—like being a professional grifter and teaching new generations of grifters!
That screechy voice. How can anyone like her?
Oh, and “Democrat Party”, over and over.
She has no idea what she’s talking about in most things. Vile…
“Can’t ride 2 horses at once” quote….hmmmm I see a flyinureye graphic there!
Health care: I bet ya she suggests things that ARE in the bill.
LacyLady @66 – Oh yes, me too – everything YOU said!
ANWR next???
Seattlefan—
great graphic image!
Jail for backroom deals……..HA !……….careful what you say sarah.
Ha ! Can you even begin to imagine this illiterate BIMBO going up against President Obama in a debate? God, PLEASE let that happen.
This is so sad–this blatantly dishonest, disingenuous vacant soulless excuse
excuse for a human. I need a shower.
pimping for nuclear power now. plus DRILL offshore – will she say “drill, Baby DRILL?”
Did she learn how to pronounce nuclear? She did! Only 1 1/2 years to learn it!
I think a bug just flew into my mouth, it’s hanging open so wide…..this is the most atrocious-unbelievable-spiteful-stupid-rambling speech I have EVER listened to. Hangin’ in there……hand over mouth now
Do Americans really not know that no matter how much drilling there is in the USA, there isn’t enough oil anyway?
nuk-u-lur
geez
OMG! She’s in over her head talking about killing the second stimulus.
…or putting a band aid on the face of your hunting partner’s face that you shot (Cheney)
Anyone able to zoom in on what she has written in ink on her left palm? Five lines, one looks like a 3-digit number. I first noticed it when she was on about “messing with Joe.” I haven’t seen that since exam days in high school. I sure would be keeping my hands down if I were her.
Yea, biiiiiiiiiiiitch SIT DOWN AND SHUT THE HELL UP !
I spent the last year thinkin’ “How can I best serve?” I know! I’ll quit my office and make $100,00 speeches about nothing!
that b!tch is always over her head!
oops….did I miss the applause when she mentioned McCain?
she says she has spent the last year thinking of how she can “best serve.”
Says she was proud of McCain – NO reaction from audience on that, of course.
“commonsense solutions” – AGAIN.
Here is where she got the 2 horses in a circus line.
http://www.answers.com/topic/if-you-can-t-ride-two-horses-at-once-you-shouldn-t-be-in-the-circus
She looks ridiculous reading off her notes … making fun of a teleprompter. That goes over well with the crowd who know nothing about giving a speech, I guess.
Yup, I saw the writing on her left hand. Probably her name. ha ha !
OK, isn’t her speech supposed to be done by now? P L E A S E…..
Oh sweet Jesus
Don’t need a title…She-Who-Must-Be-Called-Governor.
It is friggin’ AMAZING how many talking points she is spitting out in rapid fire!
did everyone notice her talking about the struggling countries out there not being able to look to “alaska” as a beacon of hope??
uh, i believe she meant to say american but for some reason has alaska on her mind………..emails anyone?
Remember too — she’s supposed to answer questions — SCREENED QUESTIONS.
oops, meant america not american:)
Has anyone in that room, including the speaker, ever read the Constitution?
Has she mentioned the founding fathers yet? I got a bet going on that one.
she doesn’t mind having her family on government run healthcare, but nobody ever brings that up.
Don’t mean to get back into her facial surgery. but what the hell happened? Looks like her face has fallen 10 years. And those damned bumpits — for gawds sakes woman, how many does it take???/
600 teabaggers in the audience?
There’ll be TWICE as many participants at the Ski for Women nordic race in Anchorage tomorrow!
Who asked for their apology?
Why did God forget to give his God given freedom to the rest of world?
standing ovation for a constitution they know nothing about, just say the right words and they respond, just like a trained seal.
Passed down from Washington to Lincoln to Reagan and to you? WTF?
Wow, so glad I was at the chant session at the yoga center and not here listening to her blather! but thanks to all you brave soles who did… a long round of OMs for each of you might help with the brain strain pain.
I can’t watch it, how many times does she say common sense conservatives?
ooh, blown kiss and perky shoulder shrug. Still no wink, but hard to tell because she’s not looking upl
“Decent, civil, issue-oriented debate”…like “pals around with terrorists”?
oh, now, the kids thing again……
‘Unethical’ just came out of her mouth.
It’s like her reference to saying ‘transparency’
“Elitists” again…
Eat your hearts out Mudflatters! I found out tonight that I am a REAL American!!
I live in a small town, I am a retired teacher, I have participated in town hall meetings, I love my country, and I believe in the constitution!!!!
Yea!!!!
Jeanne, that was absolute entertainment! Laughing out loud, absolutely.
The $carah, the “windup doll”, at work, eh?
Breitbart didn’t give a shoutout to James? Heh.
Over at Gryphen’s, they say Oily Titz showed up, too.
The dregs of the earth, all in one place.
oops–I thought she knocked over the microphone! But she did manage to mention St. Ronald right before mentioning Tri G
she is the only one who ever cared about special needs children.
Question: Do “breeders” love their children, too?
RE: the CONSTITUTION … no, most of them have no clue about it.
Her fans are convinced that it only applies to CITIZENS .. that was what her point was earlier about the underwear bomber.
PLUS she lied about the interrogation.
New candy- the $100,000 blather.
jennywa Says:
February 6th, 2010 at 6:43 PM
But, are you a teabagger?
Let’s see. How does that time out in dollars per minute?
Thank God—it’s done. I guess the Q and I got squashed.
Surprised she hasn’t dragged Piper out
MOST of this comes from her Facebook notes. Amazing string of lies, half-truths and misrepresentations.
“From the bottom o f my heart I thank you teabaggers for the $110,000 cause I damn sure need it to pay all these back taxes.”
$ 2, 173.91 per minute.
But she finally read her face book page!
Thank DOG, she is DONE – one PUTRID speech.
“It is being hailed as a direct assault on the Administration” (Ed Shultz speaking).
“Merchant of HATE, with an OH GOSH smile.”
How many is 600 in teabagger math, 600,000?
One lie after another. And her fans who don’t read, don’t know.
My fault–question time—now we hear about Piper.
Well, that was certainly worth staying up till nearly 3am. What a pile of BS.
A few weeks ago questions submitted to give her enough time to learn them.
Q&A Session now..
First question…is this your first time in Nashville–and who paid for Piper’s plane fare”
Is she going to answer real questions, or is that what’s written on her hand – Answers to the prepicked ones?
She is in Q&A – and skirt is hiked way up to her ya ya.
“But, are you a teabagger?”
H*ll no!
But at least at the beginning of her speech, that’s how she defined a REAL American!
In ALL other ways, I am totally NOT in Sinc.
Miley’s Daddy is a Democrat and her Granddaddy was a mean Democrat.
Dayum………I did that without a drop of booze…….whoa…….she is a piece of work……..
LMAO .. after she slams President Obama for NO EXPERIENCE, now she wants to encourage people with no ‘experience’ to run for office.
SandyW Says:
February 6th, 2010 at 6:48 PM
Miley’s Daddy is a Democrat and her Granddaddy was a mean Democrat.
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Woo Hoo!
Fresh folks without a resume and made sure you bring your husband or wife along as you can’t do it on your own!!
“A merchant of hate with an ‘oh gosh’ smile.”
-Bob Shrum on Palin, after her TParty speech
I don’t know how you listen even in the name of reporting. At her retirement (blaming) speech in Fairbanks, I lasted less than three minutes.
she is really RAMBING now – even with the questions so far in advance, she is a blithering idiot
Former Governor Palin.
Dear God, how long will You let this fraud use your name to gain money, power and fame for herself with no regard for the people who are really suffering? It’s really hard for me but I continue to believe that you have the right timing here for the truth to prevail.
And oh – please bless AKM and all the Mudpups! Especially after THIS speech.
Amen
It’s running live on http://www.cnn.com, which doesn’t require signing up for anything, like on Faux News.
Just ate supper. Bad move on my part to do that first….
“I’m gonna have to wait to let people applaud ??????????” WTF. About 5 people were applauding. What a f—cked up bunch of idiots. PATHETIC !!
austintx Says:
February 6th, 2010 at 6:48 PM
Dayum………I did that without a drop of booze…….whoa…….she is a piece of work……..
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You beat me! I went straight for the scotch!
The ‘Word Salad’ is in the house!!!
She is lying AGAIN about oil reserves, as if there is enough to satisfy USA’s demand.
………….. and here comes god.
Hello–separation of church and state????
“we need to be a GOD-FEARING Nation!” “seek divine inspiration!”
Paging Reverend Muthee!
Did she forgewt that liberals and progressives proved they were not afraid and voted for Obama to take this country in a new direction.
Please teach this woman to complete a sentence!
She is babbling……with the questions, without her notes. She can’t answer questions without the same old words she’s been using over and over again…..
I’ve watched part of her speech and I’m really appalled by the whole thing. this is so sad, the line about needing a leader, not being lectured to by a professor of law, made want to scream,…… I guess that’s the problem, President Obama has to gear his speeches to a class of third graders. Maybe Palin and the Tea Party folks would understand.
They news should have great fun with these clips. I’m not even watching, but am lovin it via the comments, like I can hear her in my own head.
…the wh@re of Babble-on!
Did she say anything that she has not already said? they wasted their money.
“PLOW RIGHT ON THROUGH IT!”
She keeps saying “lame-street media” while she is ON and employed by the “lame street media!” LOL
mattie Says:
February 6th, 2010 at 6:47 PM
How many is 600 in teabagger math, 600,000?
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I heard her say ” Millions and millions and millions”…….pffft…….what a yahoo dips^*t.
“Plow right on through it. Who cares? Just keep stealing their money and not paying taxes and lying your ass off and you’ll end up just like me.”
Oh .. a hypothetical question???
Wait, it wasn’t hypothetical at all. It’s about giving her the chance to whine about the ‘criticism’ (as if she is the only one who gets any) and then pat herself on the back for ‘plouging right on through it’
Do people really fall for that?
Lamestream Media
Isn’t that your new job Sarah??
King Ronald the First( her hero) is the subject of this next question! Praising the Blue Dog Democrats!
I can’t read any more of this, by heart is beating fast and I’m feeling hot and light headed.
Shout out to the AIP!
Cassie -
Oh Boy !! Ya nailed it !!
My husband’s not a registered Republican, he’s a registered searatist!
Wonder if Todd every changed his party affiliation.
Something tells me he didn’t
Oops. I meant separatist.
she said Todd is not a registered Republican. Does she REALLY want to open that door? AIP anyone?
What’s with Xtian woman like her always using “Holy Geez!”
And did she just confess that Todd is an AIP member again???
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Paula Says:
February 6th, 2010 at 6:53 PM
They news should have great fun with these clips. I’m not even watching, but am lovin it via the comments, like I can hear her in my own head.
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me too, Paula
I simply cannot tolerate her screech
Clarifying Todd—re: his independence—-
What’s the Palin plan?
……… listen to her not answer this!
What’s the Palin plan. “It’s quite simple!” Oh, no doubt.
Wow! Why all this focus on Todd’s “independent” affiliation? She seems very nervous.
Word salad!!!!
Palin plan?
Make all the money you can in the shortest amount of time and quit anything that doesn’t bring that about!
Yes it is so ‘simple’ she is trying to make it up on the fly.
How embarrassing…..what’s the Palin Plan. Reward hard work and personal responsibility………hahahahahahahahahahah!
Hahaha, the AIP, oops, damn, how’d that git in my notes?
Here comes the “Palin Plan” she says it is quite simple – really? what a shock. simple minded sound bytes is ALL she has.
Conservatives who are criticized by the media? Her advice- just ignore them. Plow right on through. It doesn’t matter!
Just like she does?
Hm-m-m. Reference to coming out the the closet.
Her being simple minded? FINALLY something correct!
Who’s the moderator? Is that Chris Wallace?
And loose the support of the allies.
Torture and Waterboarding would be at the top of her list.
So, her plan is “Win”? Awesome, what a gal.
When is someone going to ask, “Are you the Second Coming of the Lord?”
Cassie Jeep Pike Palin Says:
February 6th, 2010 at 6:53 PM
…the wh@re of Babble-on!
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That is t-shirt material !!
These questions are probly bringing back memories about her beauty pageant days…..
Ohhhhhhhhh – the only honest thing the witch has said all night is that her husband is NOT a Republican — and can we all guess just what he is ? Alaskan Independent Party ! Just like we all guessed and knew.
OMG–Sarah thinks she’s in C-Span!
This is a fake Q & A. She is spouting canned answer to prepared questions.
The recurrent narrative I hear is that people are fallible, by people she means Sarah Palin, of course.
The Palin plan: the remaking of The Wizard of Oz.
C-SPAN is airing the speech.
Just lost the video feed. Holy Geez, what a blessing!
Am I the only one here who is convinced that these “questions” were not given to leBIMBO in advance — wayyyyyyyyyyyyy in advance?
President Palin. Those words don’t scare me . They nauseate me.
She had time to study and still has no answer, oh man, I reallty wann see her run in 2012, just for the comedy of watching the smackdowns.
“President Palin” scares EVERYONE in the World!
Where’s the wedding ring?
He just said two words SCARE LIBERALS – “PRESIDENT PALIN.”
The crown is chanting – sounds like “Heil Hitler” but it can’t be, can it?
Whoever asked — The guy asking the questions is the guy who organized the event
crown = crowd @214
Anyone else think she got the ?’s in advance? She jumps in w/her answer before the guy finishes asking the question.
austintx Says:
February 6th, 2010 at 6:58 PM
Cassie Jeep Pike Palin Says:
February 6th, 2010 at 6:53 PM
…the wh@re of Babble-on!
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That is t-shirt material !!
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Thanks, but the credit is not mine—but it’s right on target, no?
I’m all for bipartisanship, as long as we agree not to promise bipartisanship!
Her answers start low-key, then her volume goes up slowly, until it’s intoned with cheerleading yelling…..loud and shrieky.
She couldn’t handled the budget in AK.
She wouldn’t know what the number was if she looked at the books in DC
She would do the same as Bush — hide the war, hide anything & everything she could.
Every time she said “reign in spending”, she reminded me of Tina Fey.
It’s on MSNBC too
I feel like I just watched The TWilight Zone.
Cassie Jeep Pike Palin : the whore of Babble On? I love it . .. hahahahahaa! Gotta write that one down.
Sarah may be rich, but it seems she is cheap. Didn’t spend any $$$ having someone brush her wig.
Jeanne, thank you so much for taking one for the team. I have been out all day and unable to catch any of this. Thank to you, I don’t have to.
Sounds like her usual stump speech from the campaign. Her insulting the President makes me sick.
she says she is giving the speaking fee “back to the cause” LOL!
I’m going to keep my mouth firmly shut. Otherwise I might let loose on some choice Irish expletives.
Oooh! She’s givin’ the check to the cause–buyin’ thousands of books by Sarah Palin!!
What a soft ball QA session and even then, she was pathetic. I’m watching Ed Shultz and loving it! Everyone…tune into MSNBC!
Is the talent portion next? Where’s my flute?
Lol! Irish….let it all out!
Piper shield onstage to walk her off.
Guy on MSNBC says, “she comes across as a merchant of hate, with an O Gosh smile.”
So long, Lady Blah Blah!
(h/t to palingates poster for that one)
Wonder why her handlers suddenly yanked her off…
Bea -
Here is a pic. of ……..wait…….is that Toad and sarah and Meg ??
http://www.bighorseproductions.com/images/Fri%20pfiser%20105.jpg
Poor pipe, hope they have started a therapy fund for that child.
rebekkah Says:
February 6th, 2010 at 7:04 PM
Guy on MSNBC says, “she comes across as a merchant of hate, with an O Gosh smile.”
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No kidding……….she came across as one pissy little bi^*h.
I think I left a puddle in the Forum chatroom….
Can anyone say “Traitor”? It was an Obama bashing speech… a government bashing speech…
I can’t wait till she gets back home and the feds are at her freaking door….
OOOOOHHHHHHHH I hate her.
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The Jameson’s is iced and I’m in the mood for a few choice Irish phrases…..
“she was remarkably cogent and coherent in putting together a plan….which made no sense at all.”
Pretty much sums it up!
Good grief. Ick on a stick, which I know is juvenile.
one pissy little bi^*h
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With an empty head.
What is Faux saying? I can’t bring myself to watch those fools.
Truly vile crowd, truly vile queen. Makes me think of Matt Taibbi’s observation of Palin’s first-ever national speech at the RNC Convention after McCain picked her for VP: “It’s like watching Gidget address the Reichstag.”
The Media Whore of Babble-On.
austintx Says:
February 6th, 2010 at 7:04 PM
Bea -
Here is a pic. of ……..wait…….is that Toad and sarah and Meg ??
http://www.bighorseproductions.com/images/Fri%20pfiser%20105.jpg
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I love this! Yep, yep!
jimzmum Says:
February 6th, 2010 at 7:07 PM
Good grief. Ick on a stick,
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No, that was quite perfect for the mean high school beotch.
It’s people like her using the words they do, that they use to promote videos. That’s it Sarah — help them bring more into the terrorist club.
Castellanos just said she ‘annointed’ herself leader of the movement. Powerhouse of a political speech. (GAG).
I hear sirens…a fire truck is on the way to douse that woman with her pants on fire! OMG what a liar!
OOOOOHHH OOOOOOOOOOOHHH You can call in comments to CSPAN
202-585-3886 DEMS
202-585-3887 INDEP OR AIP
austintx Says:
February 6th, 2010 at 7:04 PM
Bea -
Here is a pic. of ……..wait…….is that Toad and sarah and Meg ??
http://www.bighorseproductions.com/images/Fri%20pfiser%20105.jpg
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austin, you are making my Photoshop finger twitch…
austintx Says:
February 6th, 2010 at 7:04 PM
Bea -
Here is a pic. of ……..wait…….is that Toad and sarah and Meg ??
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No, I think Sar-esus would be riding a white horse, no?
She has no idea about the stimulus …. but that’s OK because neither does her audience.
The way she kept rubbing her legs during the questions really did me in… what a ho-bag
How does she think the 3200 bill for electricity for her tanning bed got paid if the people of alaska doesn’t pay their taxes?
Hopey Changey stuff? Annointed one? Is this the Second Coming?
Please, I need to know. I may have a confession or two to get off my chest…..
Cassie Jeep Pike Palin Says:
February 6th, 2010 at 6:53 PM
…the wh@re of Babble-on!
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priceless.
Go ahead Cassie, I am sure Sar-esus will be reading the comment section later, spill all.
I am worried about “Over the moon” – she was actually having serious symptoms several posts ago. are you ok over the moon?
…the wh@re of Babble-on!
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priceless
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A Visa commercial is coming soon…
This past week, President Obama has been talking about putting more of the TARP $$$ into helping small business… Replubicans are against it ….
She gets on there, and says ‘we should be doing this ….. ‘ as if it’s not on the table already.
I guess it’s easy to say any ol’ thing when you’re talking to people who who don’t know anything that’s happening.
Did her cheeks ever move while she spoke? too much botox? I couldn’t help but notice.
Yeah that line about “hopey changy stuff” really killed me…and those are things she tried to STEAL on the campaign trail!
Ohhhh please, Alaska. Please stop this madness. We’ve helped as much as we can. Drop the big one. Something she can’t get out from under. Pleeeeeease.
Hopey changey and “Riding two horses at the same time” were my picks for the lame quotes of the speech. I will say that the whole thing was horrible and there were many more individual remarks, but those 2 stay with me.
Paula Says:
February 6th, 2010 at 7:12 PM
Go ahead Cassie, I am sure Sar-esus will be reading the comment section later, spill all.
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OK. One time, at band camp…..
this guy named Toad….
There’s an 18-year-old Tea Partier on c-span who is just giddy over the idea of voting for Sarah in the future.
Oh, and the Republican guy on now is clearly really a TPer.
I am going to be in Alaska next week. Thinking seriously of renting a car and going to TP her house. Anyone with me?
CNN has made a point of so far finding 2 blacks in the audience. One spoke before her talk and she is running for a district in Tennessee. The other don’t know as he hasn’t spoken yet (oops — he’s in Orlando – he sat this one out). Only 1.
Earlier one of the commentators mentioned there was one latino they spoke to.
When you get Tancredo speaking — I’m sure minorities will just flock to the Bagger party.
Better than any “charismatic guy with a teleprompter”, she said. Well, that’s a joke, she was reading her notes practically through the whole speech.
They’re starting to say this is definitely a campaign speech.
Bea, I just heard that. Makes my sad and sick.
Cassie Jeep Pike Palin Says:
February 6th, 2010 at 7:15 PM
Paula Says:
February 6th, 2010 at 7:12 PM
Go ahead Cassie, I am sure Sar-esus will be reading the comment section later, spill all.
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OK. One time, at band camp…..
this guy named Toad….
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Go, on, and there was a flute?
What really gets me, is that these analysts who are there to comment don’t know that most of this is from her Facebook page …
Nobody has even mentionned that; they act surprised that she has no ‘ideas’ … these guys are overpaid.
OK, I’m off to pour a strong Scotch b/c it’s clear there are WAY to many blithering idiots in this country. Terrifying.
I’m so embarrassed. Someone from my state, NC, went to the convention! Okay, not so far away for him, but STILL…..
To hear them say about the lack of transperancy — what did Bush give in that arena? ZIP and a lot of lost and destroyed emails. Sound familiar!!
Cheney – thought he lost his voice for 8 years. Lived under a rock.
270 @rebekkah
You are right. That was a campaign speech.
Paula—-
No, no! The flute was MUCH later!
Bea Says:
austin, you are making my Photoshop finger twitch…
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Pull the trigger.
Thank you guys for taking this on the chin. OMG No way could I have listened to it. I can’t stand her screechy voice. It makes me stick knitting needles in my eardrums.
Sarah Palin for President of the Tea Party!!! I will divide ya instead of uniting ya!!!
My husband just asked what’s the difference between reading from a teleprompter and notes on the podium?
Watching $P reading her speech, looking down at her notecards and mostly only showing the top of her head made it seem to him, more like a BJ and less like speech.
I couldn’t agree more. But that does leave a rather disgusting picture in my mind
If that was a campaign speech, then their campaign is in BIG trouble. There was no there there.
meede Says:
February 6th, 2010 at 7:19 PM
To hear them say about the lack of transperancy — what did Bush give in that arena?
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And they are all worried about the deficit NOW, but where were they when Bush was running two off-the-books wars???
Again, she gave no solutions, no meat on the bone, as they say.
Teapartiers will go back to their hotels, and wonder, “I paid $350 for this?” Hopefully the dinner was tasty.
Pavlov would be proud.
Cassie Jeep Pike Palin Says:
February 6th, 2010 at 7:20 PM
Paula—-
No, no! The flute was MUCH later!
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Ok, it started with a fluteaphone, go on…
PRESCRIPTION FOR A RESPONSE TO SP
Dear President Obama–
I NOW want you to actually employ some tactics of your predecessor.
1.I want you to begin appointing your peeps when the “politics as usual repugs” are out of town and out of session.
2. I want some “kick ass” signing statements…like to the health care bill in favor of a public option!
283Bea, Now honey, he was keeping us safe from T H E M. You know. T H E M.
Seattlefan, YES! I agree. And I think the tears were from all the blog reading she did today, it made her sound nervous at times. She fluctuated between mean girl, drug addict and sex weasel, er kitten, covering all bases. I thought hitting the microphone was a great touch too.
Funny how she makes fun of a ‘charismatic guy’ …… talk about projecting! Yea, right Sarah … YOU on the other hand, appeal to those who look to ‘brains’ and ‘ideas’ …..
T H E M…
I thought THEM was sent by God to do his will assuring all them end times wars? We need THEM or we aint’a never gonna get sucked up ta heaven!
Apparently the liberals have to seek space on mars because we don’t know what the constitution is???? Why didn’t some one say Sarah- spell c.o.n.s.t.i.t.u.t.i.o.n. know what is it and when was it founded and by whom????
So, seriously, when do you think she’ll be getting a boob job?
That medical joke is re-worked from Reagan days (maybe earlier). The punchline then was that in America, we can transplant an a$$h0le from California to Washington and in three weeks everyone was looking for work.
Why didn’t some one say Sarah- spell c.o.n.s.t.i.t.u.t.i.o.n
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I think I’d prefer “So, tell us specifically, what it is you so admire about Washington?”
boodog Says:
February 6th, 2010 at 7:24 PM
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Boodog, you dog. You had to highlight the weasel, right? I love it that your mind is like a steel trap!
Archivist1000 Says:
February 6th, 2010 at 7:02 PM
I feel like I just watched The TWilight Zone.
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i feel as though we are living in the twilight zone.
Bea Says:
February 6th, 2010 at 7:18 PM
OK, I’m off to pour a strong Scotch b/c it’s clear there are WAY to many blithering idiots in this country. Terrifying.
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I’m right behind ya……..think I’ll have a shot of this :
http://i.imgur.com/UnFTN.jpg
291 Paula. I was talking about the other THEM.
I know. There are so many THEMs, it’s hard to keep the THEMs straight. Maybe I will post on Her Quittiness’ facebook page and ask if she’d consider clarifying the catagories of THEMness.
A quote from SP, talking about the TPers:
“They believe in the same principles that guided my work in public service.”
1. lie
2. cheat
3. cover-up
4. avoid real work
5. blame
6. quit
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/35271030/ns/politics/
jimzmum re: TP the house
Which one? She has at least 5 of them!!! that we know of!
Send me a ticket and I’ll bring the TP.
Teabaggers will go back to their rooms and say, “I paid $350 for this?” [wheels grind and gizmos short circuit] “Hell yeah! It was great! I learned so much! And we’re not alone!”
Whilst earnest Republicans contemplate the fact that their party has turned into ThunderDome.
THEM, oh that’s US. Well, in her-hineyesses eyes there isn’t much of a difference, I mean, we are worshiping a foreign, socialist, Muslim, right?
Sorry, I meant-
foreign, socialist, Muslim, KING.
Sarah is the Ultimate Mean Girl. She did not get all of that venom and revenge out of her system in “Going Rogue.” She still has the sneer, the inflection, the screech, the non-sentence word salad. Also, too, there is no content; she only speaks in sound-bites and slogans, cutesy folksy crap. All of this is what I dislike about Sarah, and find her totally unqualified to be in public office, let alone receive $100,000. for spewing this garbage.
The sad thing is that the Tea Party loves her, and they eat this stuff up! The media loves that she generates so much attention. Rupert must be ordering custom made velvet to cover her new TV studio in the special Fox Turret up there in Alaska.
Leenie:
Add “repeat” to your list and you’ve got a winner.
oh… headache.
LOL, her plan is simple, it’s not complicated
I loved the riding two horses and her funky swaggy hopey changy, gah
a few hot buttons:
we’ve had enough
generational theft
get government out of the way
tea badgers are loyal oppositions
constitution, constitution, constition
let us , let us, let us
grassroots
broken promises
don’t pretend
Mae- I have a sneaking suspicion that Palin thinks she was running for President and would have gotten McCain out of her way pretty quickly, can’t you see her, laugh, laugh, wiggle,” Oh, yes, look, I made you a pie,” smile, wink, giggle giggle, as she passes the arsnic to Toad under the table.
I found it amazing that less than 10 minutes after leBIMBO finished her blathering, Faux news was talking about the Haiti crisis ((9:10 pm CST). They were scheduled to discuss the “Palin” speech until 10 pm CST. Obviously, even THEY were embarrassed to continue discussing her joke of a speech. ha
..thorry it took tho looongg to gettt heRE ! but.but I had a a problem , putting,hic,hic, the top back the , back on the bottle….then, I sar it was, URP ! ..emptyyyy..
and the rseults are..
You Betcha’s – zero
Winks – zero
The great State of Alaska – zero…but she DID say Alaska was a beacon of Hope
Real Americans/America…4times ( although I strectched one)
Troops five times – not counting the ramble in the Q&A
Common Sense values – four
Smaller Goverment seven
Tax cuts to business two- but tax cuts overall were mentioned more
growing up the economy – two
the rest of the list got zippo disconnect, mandation,death panels hocky mom and mama bear
is “foundational” a word? and noticed her new catch phrase “Lamestream Media” I think we’re gonna hear a lot of THAT one that and “Plow thru them/it” which is gonna be her tactic for them – Ignore the media, listen to me
and now I have to review Reagan quotes…we win, they lose ??
I posted this comment at Tennessee Guerrilla Women, while trying to stay out of the way on my end of the state:
“Whilst you feel “she possesses a beautiful, ideological purity”, I see her as a female-presenting succubus; her victim is America. ”
http://tinyurl.com/yja97wr
They are beating me up pretty badly over there.
Because I can never refuse austintx:
http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn109/beac_bucket/3dingbatcircus.jpg
-Bea
austintx’s Photoshop monkey
mae lewis
The sad thing is that the Tea Party loves her, and they eat this stuff up!
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She throws out one liners because if something took two sentences to get the message across, they’d be doomed – not being able to connect the two sentences together to complete that thought. Then again — she wouldn’t either.
She was having trouble with her S’s, must be the new teeth
Sarah reading her answer off her hand…too much
http://www.oliverwillis.com/2010/02/06/sarah-palin-caught-reading-her-speech-off-her-hand/
You’ve done it for us again, taken the licks so we don’t have to suffer. And with such panache, such grammar! You rule, Mudflats! p.s., Thanks!
My brain is attempting to save my sanity and is franticly blocking the memory of what was said tonight.
At one point, wasn’t she asked ‘if you were to become president, what would be the first 3 things you would do?’ and her answer was… ????
Energy? Not to promise bi-partisanship? and ????
I remember thinking – what about our wars? Our economy? but… a whole lot of nothing.
Tea Party loves her, and they eat this stuff up!
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All 600 of ‘em. She’s got 2012 all tied up with them numbers there, also, though!
Brava Tina!
we see now clearly the faces of hate among us. we hear the voices of treason among us.
we cannot run scared. we have to face these people down. no matter if they are our loved ones, our close friends or aquaintances.
we need to call it what it is, fascism and or neo-naziism.
we need to let them know that they cannot pollute our homes, our children nor our airwaves with their nastiness and hatred. we will not give them this land unless it is six feet under.
Honestly who does this women believe she is….the She Jesus. I am horrified that the media covers her anymore/ She is the “She Anticrist”.
President Obama’s presidency really kills Sarah .
Get over it Sarah. The Law professor is our president. He is smart and we love him as our president. Get over it.
Photo snag of $P reading her $$peech tonight :
http://bit.ly/d8PTyW
Looks like she’s doing it old school and right off of notes written on her palm.
Thank you, LiladyNY! I needed some love.
LOL, I bet her hand notes got smeared while she was wiping her hands on her skirt. Drat! I hate when that happens to me!
Tina, don’t waste your time with the Palinbots – they’re too delusional and too hysterical to listen to sense. Let them send their money to Sarah, it’s a free country and if they want to be stupid – I say, bring it!
Does Tom Tancredo REALLY want a civics test before voting? ‘Cause I’m pretty sure Quitty couldn’t pass one.
Annie in WI Says:
February 6th, 2010 at 7:48 PM
Honestly who does this women believe she is….the She Jesus. I am horrified that the media covers her anymore/ She is the “She Anticrist”.
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Annies, it’s actuualy “She is the Shanti-Christ.” You know, bein all Matsu white tradh and all, that’s how it should read.
Which MSNBC pundit said “it makes you wonder if she/Palin knows what is going on in Washington?”
I agree about the hatred masked with a charming smile.
Less than 2 minutes into this I recognized she is hauling in speaker fees giving a campaign speech bashing Obama, all of Washington spinning mostly false allegations. She’s pulling off the “awe shuck I’m just a nice lady promoting and helpin’ other folk when truth is she jumped ship in Ak to start her campaign and make big bucks! What an opportunist!
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Bea Says:
February 6th, 2010 at 7:51 PM
Does Tom Tancredo REALLY want a civics test before voting? ‘Cause I’m pretty sure Quitty couldn’t pass one.
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and neither could many of the people there.
Well, they accused me of being a woman-hater when i said that i didn’t support Sarah just because she was a woman. I wanted them to know that Sarah being a woman had absolutely nothing to do with it.
I also said that Sarah wasn’t worthy to be a pimple on Michelle’s ass [grin].
Well, my grade on her performance tonight is a resounding “F”! She was nervous (I wonder why?
) She was flat in her delivery, and I really don’t think the audience was with her that much. Her Q&A was a disaster and hilarious from my point of view. I find it curious that MSNBC and CNN gave this circus so much “credible” coverage tonight. Was it to mock or just expose how ridiculous it was? I didn’t check in with Faux, but I’m pretty sure they were embarrassed and downplayed it.
Bea: Perfect photoshop!!! OMG, I have to share that. Thank you so much for making me laugh!
wow~ wow~ sure glad i missed her sermon…just got back from g/son birthday party..you guys are great with the breakdown of the crap she’s spewing…i wish she would have a 1 0n 1 with Obama, he wuld literaly make her ^ ss suck swamp water…no offense to swamp water…
Oh and the one with her looking at her hand? OMG!!!! I saw her do that!!!
I just got a theory of what the Palin Plan might be. It’s for her to make these speeches, so the liberal lefts have to drink to get through it, or bang their heads on desks, they turn to alcoholics, or get brain damage and she and her Party can slide right into election victory under their noses. It’s a plot, I tell ya!
R’ipley in CT Says:
February 6th, 2010 at 7:55 PM
Bea: Perfect photoshop!!! OMG, I have to share that. Thank you so much for making me laugh!
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Thank austintx for finding the orginal image and then holding a tequila gun to my head.
Dear Sarah,
At first I thought I was a REAL American. I live in a small town, I am a retired teacher, I love my country, I believe in the Constitution, I participate in town meetings. But now I’m not so sure.
I am pro choice, I believe in gay marriage (keep government out of private business!)I support Obama’s policies on health care and world policy. I think we should take care of the weaker members of our country. I also think we should be willing to pay for it through more taxes, if necessary. Socialism is not a dirty word to me.
I am basically an atheist who is adamant about the separation of church and state.
So I don’t think that God is necessarily on “our side” or that we deserve divine intervention.
I do support the troops, but I don’t think we should have the “us” vs “them” mentality.
So, what do you think? Am I still a REAL American?
Suprisingly I watched Sarah’s speech tonight. What pisses me is the way she uses her children to win a politcal score. Potrays like she cares about our sodiers more than the president. That pisses me off about Sarah Palin. So today she declared that Todd is independent? interesting. Which means she betrayed her own party, by potraying her husband as a Republican during the McCain?Palin campaign.
The wink Cruising to the white house should be stopped.
This woman think she is sent by God.
“Get government out of the way” she says…
She was Governor. That’s not government?
Bea rulz.
http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn109/beac_bucket/3dingbatcircus.jpg
She had notes on her hand.
http://tweetphoto.com/10644777
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mupm2BmIjtc/S242D75JkOI/AAAAAAAAKKE/O419zcXNA_w/s400/palin+tea+party+convention+reading+hand.jpg
Tina hang in there. We all need to provide a voice of reason when we can.
344# rebekkah Says:
“I just got a theory of what the Palin Plan might be. It’s for her to make these speeches, so the liberal lefts have to drink to get through it, or bang their heads on desks, they turn to alcoholics, or get brain damage and she and her Party can slide right into election victory under their noses. It’s a plot, I tell ya!”
I agree with you 100%
344# rebekkah
It’s a plot, I tell ya!”
I agree with you 100%
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that pic is great!!!
Jenny … Run for office, ya got MY vote !!
Bea! LMAO! I was hoping earlier for a graphic like this! Thank you! Can someone do one with $P riding the horses with Todd as the trainer with a whip and the horses jumping tax hurdles ????
Just a thought…..
Found this comment on HuffPost story about the emails. The best explanation of why she quit that I’ve seen (LOL) as her’s made no sense:
“Now that I think of it, this explains why she gave up and quit halfway through her term. They were both serving as acting governor, and each had served half a term. Two halves adds up to a whole term. It was time to go. They did the right thing.”
Or how about an evil horse who eats her sorry a$$?
is it possible to check if Todd has re-registered as an AIP member >> and those questions DEFINITELY had answers before she got on stage…
i can’t do it. i’ve been reading up on it – thank you AKM! and all mudflatters, because i canNOT listen to her. or them – meaning the teabaggers. i just can’t do it.
meede Says:
February 6th, 2010 at 8:03 PM
Found this comment on HuffPost story about the emails. The best explanation of why she quit that I’ve seen (LOL) as her’s made no sense:
“Now that I think of it, this explains why she gave up and quit halfway through her term. They were both serving as acting governor, and each had served half a term. Two halves adds up to a whole term. It was time to go. They did the right thing.”
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Sounds like S’carahs kind of thinking. LOL!
Uh.Ma.Gud.
A tequila gun:
http://tinyurl.com/y8spxdu
…used when complaining about guns in bars.
http://hammerandafeather.blogspot.com/2009/06/welcome-dear-tennessee-guest.html
When’s the funeral? She’s not gonna be late for it, is she?
Note to Arizona- vote for a democrat instead please….
Just read this great tweet (teit? Twitter? Twhatever!)
Dear Internet, please make “pants on the ground” parody “notes on a hand” with Sarah Palin. Thanks
I don’t know, it felt like the last place any politician worth anything would want to find themselves addressing that small group of I don’t know….kinda like Dancing With The
Stars but Serror knows for sure that is the kiss of death……..this may be her Kiss of Death only she may not know it…..this with everything else that went on this week I think we can begin to see the walls crumble
“I will die for the people of America.”
Promises, promises….
re commenter at Huffpo on Sarah’s notes written on her hand:
“Sarah’s palm pilot?” YES!!!
#340 @ seattlefan
Faux News were busy reporting on Haiti as soon as her speech was done.
Great work Bea! Toad needs a big ol’ “AIP” tattoo on his chest though.
The terminology she uses so inflammatory and disrespectful…… I can not stand this woman. The democrats should have done her off politically when they had their chance. They were too kind.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/35271030/ns/politics/
“NASHVILLE, Tenn. – Sarah Palin had some pointed advice to President Barack Obama on Saturday night: “Stop lecturing and start listening.”
She called Obama’s proposed 2011 budget “immoral” because it increases the national debt, which she called “generational theft.” She argued that the debt, which is held largely by other nations, “makes us less free” and “should tick us off.”
oh btw……look at the pic they have of her lookin all cute, coy and leggy. lol
Notes on your hand
Notes on your hand
Lookin’ like a fool with your Notes on your hand
With the gold in your mouth
Face f*&cked up
Notes on your hand
Call yourself a cool cat
Lookin’ like a fool
Walkin’ onstage with your Notes on your hand
Get a brain, hey!
Get your Notes on your hand
Lookin’ like a fool
Walkin’ talkin’ with your Notes on your hand
Get a brain, hey!
Get your Notes off your hand
Lookin’ like a fool with your Notes on your hand.
With the gold in your mouth
Fake teeth glowin’
Notes on your hand
Call yourself a cool cat
Lookin’ like a fool
Walkin’ onstage with your Notes on your hand
BlueFranco Says:
February 6th, 2010 at 7:46 PM
Sarah reading her answer off her hand…too much
http://www.oliverwillis.com/2010/02/06/sarah-palin-caught-reading-her-speech-off-her-hand/
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No, no, no, you’ve got it all wrong. She had a mirror in her hand so she could keep an eye on you-know-who:
http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn109/beac_bucket/Palinevervigilant.jpg
She is ever-vigilant.
#363 @Tina in Tennessee
That is tooo funny. I just sent it to my (very liberal)friend who lives in Collinwood.
LOL, Paula! *applause, applause, applause*
Tina, is that your blog? Hilarious.
Tina in Tennessee Says:
February 6th, 2010 at 7:43 PM____________________________________________________
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Gave you some support!
#366 @ Paula
Wonkette is due to be unleashed at any moment. I can’t wait!
Remember what happened with the “iconic mother and child” incident? They went insane!
Riger Ebert Tweets:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/32527116@N06/4335897753/
bubbles Says:
February 6th, 2010 at 7:48 PM
we see now clearly the faces of hate among us. we hear the voices of treason among us.
we cannot run scared. we have to face these people down. no matter if they are our loved ones, our close friends or aquaintances.
we need to call it what it is, fascism and or neo-naziism.
we need to let them know that they cannot pollute our homes, our children nor our airwaves with their nastiness and hatred. we will not give them this land unless it is six feet under.
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And I am with you.
Duh – Roger
That’s all folks. Between the MSNBC emails, the Grifter Tax Dodgers and Sister Sarah’s speechifying it’s been a full day.
Night ‘all.
I ♥ Mudpuppies
Penny drop….just a thought
She openly and almost proudly declared Todd as independent….Why?…hmmm ?
Perhaps she sees teabaggers as ‘anti establishment’ therefore anti govt therefore they must be independent (?AIP?) I think she see herself as part of THAT movement…not Republican, she wants more, much more.
(She was herding them into her and Todd’s fold.)
Did she see herself as President of Alaska ? (Todd VP?)
Come to think of it, in hindsight it sure seems that way.
or I may be totally off beam again….
Saturday Night Live! Greta / Glenn Beck etc. parody…
AKM….believe it or not….she is extremely dangerous to our country and to the world. Ignorant does not even begin to cover it…especially with her below average following. Keep blogging and keep digging.
go to teh googles and type in “Sarah Palin caught reading speech off hand” and LOOK at how many hits you get!
It’s gone viral in a matter of an hour!!! WHeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!
Bea -
Yeah Baby !! I humbly bow to the Master.
Thank you for your spot on Photoshop.
Ripley….too funny! Don’t you know she and/or her peeps are reading this and other blogs right now and having a melt-down? I’m looking forward to her sit down with Chris Wallace tomorrow morning and I sure hope it won’t be on his lap.
austintx Says:
February 6th, 2010 at 8:36 PM
Bea -
Yeah Baby !! I humbly bow to the Master.
Thank you for your spot on Photoshop.
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Well, any actual graphics person could tell you how obvious it is that I do these using the touchpad on my lap top, hence the wonky cuts, etc.— but it sure is fun. And now I have a Toddhead for my collection. Don’t know how I went this long w/out one! Could come in handy in the coming days, no?
Wow!! I wonder how many times she “flashed” the old white men near the stage in that miniskirt? The woman dresses like a trollop.
391 mommom: she truly IS the wh@re of Babble-on!
Paula —
You win the day. rofl
It would be very interesting if she and her husband wound up having to face some kind of charges for the things they’ve done or -as concerns their taxes – not done. She’s rolling for a big fall and thinks she’s invincible.
I haven’t had time to read all the comments so if I’m repeating, I apologize.
However, couldn’t resist noting something superficial (’cause that’s what Sarah is all about) – she should have opted for one of those hateful Obama teleprompters because, despite all the plastic surgery, each time she bent over to read her speech (from cards or her hand) her middle-aged face still sagged forward as middle-aged faces are prone to do. When she held it back (which she did a lot) or even upright, her face looked better.
Poor Sarah. She would have spent her money more wisely on voice training and body movement training. All the makeup in the world and a lot of the surgical techniques cannot totally eradicate aging vocal cords (when she insists on screeching) and fight gravity successfully (unless, of course you get your skin pulled so tightly you can’t see out your eyelids).
I wonder if Chris Wallace will still want her on his lap should he get that chance to interview her? One more head-down speech reading scene and all those TP erections may limp away (sorry but those have been important supporters, ahem, of her).
Take care folks, the ride’s not over yet.
Bea -
Yes , I believe the following days are going to be comedy gold. I will keep my eyes peeled for fun pictures that may be fun to play with. Again , thanks for pouncing on the job. sarah really makes it easy , doesn’t she ??
Mein Gott !! must have had too much twquilla, went over to c4p to see what I could see, to see what I could see.. President Palin popping up EVERYWHERE there !! good thing my cup was empty !
“I will live, I will die for the people of America.”
Promises, promises.
Hilarious! “A StarTrek convention, sponsored by the Ku Klux Clan,” as another commenter said earlier today.
great..I’m in moderation !
From FOX News: .. (not very flattering, although they did try to “spin” it!
“Governor Sarah Palin has a reputation of being a very nice person.Most people who meet her really like her. So it was quite unnerving to hear her give such a tart speech at the Tea Party Convention on Saturday night. Although towards the end of her speech she talked about the need for stability and constructive debate the major part of her speech was filled with jabs at President Obama and the his administration.
In fact, most of the speech was chapter and verse criticism of the Obama administration. It was worrisome how much of her speech was a broadbrush attack. She did not manage to get to specifics till the end.
She went after reading the Miranda rights to the Christmas Day bomber but at the same time she kept mentioning the Constitution and the law. In fact the reading of Miranda rights to non-American citizens was defined by our courts, our system of law, and not by the current Obama administration. However, when you are giving red meat in a red state that is the buckle of the Bible Belt it does not matter that reading of the Miranda rights has been defined by law. It matters more that you are going to be giving a crowd-pleasing moment.
Palin hit hard on a strong national defense, seeming to suffer from a quick memory lapse given that our defense budget is almost more than all the rest of the world put together and that our Secretary of Defense is a hold over from none other than the Bush administration. It seemed that the Tea Party convention crowd forgot that as well.
Governor Palin does not understand that not all people in the Tea Party movement are conservative, and they do not necessarily buy into the entire conservative agenda. Some are Democrats that have real problems with our government having bailed out Wall Street and not having bailed out the guy next door who lost his job and can’t pay the mortgage.
My eyes got wider with a couple of her other statements. One was to jump start energy projects and the other was that children with special needs should be welcomed. Last time I looked jump-starting energy projects was part of a big government and welcoming children with special needs has been helped on a local level with money given through our Department of Education. Some things really can’t be accomplished without big government.
She’s right about a few things; the way we are currently spending makes us beholden to foreign countries and is generational theft. The problem is that no one, including the Republicans whose party she represented as their V.P. candidate, have taken on the issue of Medicare and Social Security. Our non-discretionary spending and our war spending are a drop in the bucket compared to what we are required to lay out for those programs. I would have liked to have heard Governor Palin address those spending issues. Now, that would have been a Tea Party speech even this liberal would have wanted to attend.
Ellen Ratner is Washington bureau chief for Talk Radio News Service and a Fox News contributor.
Fox News is giving her an in home tv studio!
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/02/06/us/politics/06palin.html?hp%2Fpolitics%2F06palin.html%3Fhp
oh look whose pumping Scarah on her cult site tonight……….and getting paid for it. Right on cue.
“R. A. Mansour
Hey C4P!
The term #PresidentPalin is trending on twitter, and when the trend started there was collective horror from the lefties! Good times.
My twitter BTW is http://twitter.com/RAMansour
Rock on!”
Maria: So far she has been invincible, and I’m afraid she will continue to be. I don’t think the powers that be in Alaska have the wherewithall to go after her. They just wish she would go away. And the Feds don’t think her “crimes” are big enough to bother with, plus basically are local issues. It’s going to continue to be up to us to be sure the greater public at large learn about her perfidy, shallowness, meanness and petty larceny. Her lack of intelligence and preparation alone should be reason enough to keep her out of higher office, but it won’t. We need to keep piling up the “gates” until they fall on her head (and that of her followers), so they can no longer ignore them. I’ll keep crossing my fingers.
Janmarie Says:
February 6th, 2010 at 8:59 PM
From FOX News: .. (not very flattering, although they did try to “spin” it!
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Wow. I’m stunned that anyone at FAUX was allowed to criticize Quitty.
Good find.
That speech tonight might be summed up in One word.. ” Pathetic “.
No energy and even with her most rabid Fans… there was no energy.
I don’t think they had any idea what her ‘ message ‘ was.
It’s very easy to see some of those speaking engagements months from now trying to cancel. Even the silly Bowlers Convention. Watch that schedule… some will get dropped based on the speech and as more info from the emails come out will they want to be connected with Her. I doubt it.
no thanks I just had a bar of soap.
Powerful political movement? There were more than 600 people at Sasha and Malia’s birthdays.
Just sayin’.
So Faux gives a less than stellar review of her “performance”. Go figure! What else could they do with all the other news out there about her tax lapses, her husband, the secessionist running the AK Govt. for 2/1/2 years and her obvious hypocrisy across the board about everything and anything.
dulll dull dull. $100,000.00???
Poor return on that investment.
@ I think we just heard the first campaign speech for 2012.
– AKM
Please Sarah. Do run.
Sarah Palin said,”I will live, I will die for the people of America.” How sick is that for a hater and divider like her to say? The people who follow Sarah are right wing extremists politically and/or religious fundamentalist extremists. These are the “real Americans,” as Sarah calls them.
Re the telling photo of Ms Palin reading from her hand…
Most of us tend to need new glasses once we reach that “certain age.” It just happens, is all.
With the proper prescription eyeglasses, she probably could have glanced quickly at her notes, instead of having to stare at ‘em until they came into focus, thus giving a precious opportunity to the photographer who snapped the picture in question.
Just sayin’
Gotta say, I was channel surfing, hit the channel with “Palin/Tea Party” on it, said, “Oh no,” real fast, and shot right back to the syfy channel and the Bone Eater. Failed to grip, so I turned the TV off altogether. I’m so glad that there are people watch-dogging her, because I just can’t do it anymore. There was some justification for following her during the campaign, but now? There are so many bigger problems, and her puerile, negative, brand of “building America” just seems so pointless. She reminds me of a dog that once visited us. Now, we had a dog. Much to our surprise, our dog turned out to be a gentleman, and to be willing to live and let live. This dog faked it–and every time she saw our dog in a place where he couldn’t turn around fast (like if he was headed behind the sofa for his own doggish reasons) she’d quickly attack. He’d extricate himself, beat her up a little, and then walk away. Happened over and over again. She knew she couldn’t hope to beat him in a fair fight, so she just made sure she never had to face him on an even playing field. Maybe Sarah Palin knows that dog…
I think that two pony at the circus, was ment for President Obama.
Remember, he said he can walk and chew at the same time.
Palin had to go one better and ride two horses.
The photo of Palin reading an answer off her palm says it all: Cheatin’ the Jr. High School way.
It needs to go viral.
http://www.oliverwillis.com/2010/02/06/sarah-palin-caught-reading-her-speech-off-her-hand/
Thanks for the review, AKM. Don’t know how you do it.
Also laughing my head off at Paula’s masterpiece below. Rap that hag from hell, Mudpup!
375 Paula Says:
February 6th, 2010 at 8:15 PM
Notes on your hand
Notes on your hand
Lookin’ like a fool with your Notes on your hand
With the gold in your mouth
Face f*&cked up
Notes on your hand
Call yourself a cool cat
Lookin’ like a fool
Walkin’ onstage with your Notes on your hand
Get a brain, hey!
Get your Notes on your hand
Lookin’ like a fool
Walkin’ talkin’ with your Notes on your hand
Get a brain, hey!
Get your Notes off your hand
Lookin’ like a fool with your Notes on your hand.
With the gold in your mouth
Fake teeth glowin’
Notes on your hand
Call yourself a cool cat
Lookin’ like a fool
Walkin’ onstage with your Notes on your hand
There must be 4 or 5 links up already posted by various posters on Palingates that link back to websites that have already posted the notes where she was ‘ cheating ‘ in her speech with notes on her hand.
“Tax Cheat” on Wednesday
” Speech Cheat ” on Saturday
I see a pattern here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtcVMTZkTZQ
# 414
moseyon Says:
February 6th, 2010 at 10:34 PM
I think that two pony at the circus, was ment for President Obama.
Remember, he said he can walk and chew at the same time.
Palin had to go one better and ride two horses.
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Someone said that Bree Palins website has a funny photoshop of the ‘two horses’ up by someone named ” Bea “. I saw the link from Palingates.
Guess who is ‘ riding the two horses”..? It’s Funny.
AKM – You missed the part where instead of winking – she blew a kiss. How sweet! And so obvious looking at her hand and then trying to wipe it off! OMG – I’m speechless. And—the station to run the most coverage was MSNBC! Ed did a great job. Even FOX was too embarrassed. LMAO!
Sarah’s “Foreign Policy” plan = “We win, they lose.”
My dometic policy plan = “She wins, we lose.”
If this wasn’t so pathetic, it would be funny.
“I will die for the people of America.”
Sarah, I don’t care why you do it – just die.
I hope POTUS was taking notes; *good* notes…he *does* rely on the bountiful and boundless intelligence and insight of SP for all of his ideas, actions, and policies, doesn’t he? [/snark]
As “Jaim” commented on one of the links: “Even with crib notes she still utters the phrase “natural sources of resources.” Just so dumb. Just…” beth.
She said she’d die for us? Really?
Is there somewhere where we can vote?
I think she was just quoting Prince. “I Would Die 4 U”
Only a matter of time until she implodes like some pathetic neutron star into the black hole we all know her to be. After all, she already possesses the necessary density. *snark*
Maybe she’ll live and die for America, but she won’t even pay her property taxes for the people of the Mat-Su Borough. She’s pathetic.
Parts of my brain seem to start rotting whenever i read or hear something she has said. I dont want her back in Alaska, and yet i dont like her being unleashed upon the rest of the world either. Isn’t there a way we can contain her?
Also, she is NOT a “true Alaskan.” We don’t sound like that either. Stop exploiting our state as the backdrop to your idiotic personality, Palin.
ok i lasted through about 10 seconds of one video. she is non-stop negativity and BS. i just don’t get how anybody can see otherwise. also too referring to her low tech teleprompter during even that very short time. the hypocrisy and the hatefulness. what next. cause palin never fails to dish up the next.
“Notes on Your Hand” – Paula #375
GET THAT COPYRIGHTED INSTANTLY! Can you imagine how much SNL might pay for that? And if somebody tries to do it before you do, there are a ton of people here who can vouch for you. Plus, there was a poster before you who suggested the great idea. Sounded like you knew each other.
Anyway, I just googled “sarah palin reads from palm of hand”, and it’s for sure VIRAL. There had to be 15 sites to pick from. I chose HuffPo, and they have a super-clear image of exactly what was written on her palm, and you could read every word. It got all smeared as she kept rubbing her leg!
Thanks for the laffs, guys. I just read all 428+ of these comments. You guys are brilliant (and I’m a California Republican). Now that I’ve had several “teas”, I’m actually going to try to watch this “speech” – let’s see how long I last.
OK – I made it thru Part 1, and that’s it. Unbelieveable screeching. That and my barfing/hysterical laughing woke up our dog. The insincerity is mindboggling. I have a stiff neck now. I’m so nerved out I’m writing in jerky sentences. Can’t wait to see how this plays out tomorrow. Maybe Faux will fire her? Oh, and BAN THE BUMPITS! Mannequins at the local swap meet have better wigs. I need another “tea”.
So, All Americans are Yu’pik? She KNOWS the meaning of Yu’pik. Real People, just like Todd.
Kudos to the brave ones who could watch that speech! We watched “American Psycho” last night on IFC. Sounds like PJTV was playing it too . . . .
The notes on the hand is classic. Classic. *pounds table and laughs* Six words. She couldn’t remember six words under the pressure of a completely sympathetic audience. Yet she wants us to believe she can handle the Oval Office?
Thanks, Paula, for the new hit song. It’s going to be running through my head all day.
Re the content of her speech: I think Andrew Halcro said it best on Shannyn’s show. “She is only effective when she has something to demonize.” She is so freaking negative. She’s just a rabble-rouser, really. The really sad thing is some people look at that and see something positive.
OT: I’m so tired of that Creationists BS. First nowhere in the Bible does it say everyone was descended from Adam. In fact, Genesis itself contradicts this idea:
“Cain said to the LORD, “My punishment is more than I can bear. Today you are driving me from the land, and I will be hidden from your presence; I will be a restless wanderer on the earth, and whoever finds me will kill me.”
Who are these people going to kill Cain? Clearly there’s other people on the planet not affiliated with Adam and Eve. It’s clear these people only believe what they’re told. God gave you a brain! Stop wasting his gift and USE IT!
Jesus’s lineage goes back to Abraham through Joseph, correct? But Joseph wasn’t his father; it was a virgin birth. I’ve never been able to figure that one out.
The girl needs a larger hand, she left out the parts about executing queers and women considering abortion.