Tea Time With Sarah.

6 02 2010

OK, everyone ready?  First, you’ll need to sign in to PJTV.com.  That’s Pajamas TV, the conservative live stream host for the Tea Pary Convention featuring the infamous Facebook sensation, Sarah Palin.  Or, you can check out the whole thing on Fox.

Once you’ve registered, or tuned in on the TeeVee, pull up your Barca-lounger, pop a cold one, find some salted nuts and strap yourself in.  It’s Tea Party time!  Everyone’s favorite blogger, Sarah Palin will appear at 5pm Alaska time, 6pm Pacific and 9pm Eastern, and we’ll all get to hear what a $100,000 speech sounds like.

I tuned in yesterday, and decided I’d listen as long as I could possibly stand it – like holding your hand over a candle flame. 

But that said, I did manage to learn a few things.

1)  I learned that the Tea Partiers have managed to find an African-American woman to run for congress.  I have also learned that she, like so many of her fellow TPers is number challenged.  She talked about the million man march (to lukewarm applause) and claimed there were actually TWO million people there, despite the claims of the media that there were less than 1 million.  I also learned that she is “tired of all the shuckin’ and jivin’” going on in Washington.  I have a feeling she’s recently met with Michael Steele.

2) I learned that if you refer to the constitution as a “living document” in front of a room of 500 TPers, they will actually boo.

3) I learned a fun joke to tell at the water cooler on Monday.   What do God and Barack Obama have in common?  (I pause to let you think)  Give up?   A birth certificate!   No, I’m not kidding.

4) I learned that Jesus, unlike the living constitution, will get applauded wildly by a room of TPers.  This may be because he knew that “qualifications were essential to claim his kingship of the Jews” and so he had not one but TWO genealogies, and his birth was WELL documented.  One of his genealogies goes back to Abraham and the other one goes back to Adam himself.  “Tracing lineage to Adam was a big deal even back then.”

I’m still not sure why that’s a big deal, because if you believe Adam was the first man, then wouldn’t we ALL be able to claim our lineage back to him?  A question for another day.

5) I learned that even though they get that there are people in the room of every religion (are there?) that they just want to stop for a minute and talk about “the most important birth in history.”  Yes, that would be Jesus again. 

6)  I learned another great water cooler joke.

At a international medical conference that took place recently, doctors were all sharing their success stories with one another and a French MD says, “You know, medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks.”

And not to be outdone, the German doctor says, “That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in 4 weeks.

And to that the Russia doctor says, “In my country, medicine is so advanced, that we can take half a heart out of a person put it in another and have him looking for work in two weeks.”

Then the American Physician gets up and he says, “You guys are way behind. We recently took a guy with no birth certificate, no brain, and put him in the white house and now half the country is looking for work.”

7.  I learned that World Net Daily is the only place I should be visiting online to get my news because they “live in that world of reality every day.”  (This is coming from the birth certificate guy)

8.  I learned that “the left” who likes to use the phrase “What a long strange trip it’s been” has “taken over Hollywood like it was Cuba or Venezuela.”

9.  I learned, on Sarah Palin Tea Pary Eve, that the movement is “proud to have distanced themselves from politicians that want to jump out in front of the parade.”

10.  And finally, I learned that I can last about 45 minutes without any kind of artificial support before I have to shut this stuff off.  I didn’t time it exactly because by the time I clicked off during a strange and grandiose rant by Andrew Breitbart, I had lost a little cognitive function and I forgot to check the clock.

But I’m ready to dive back in again.  Join along if you like, or be secure in knowing I’ll take one for the team if you’d rather be doing something more fun – like shoving bamboo under your nails, or eating glass.

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The Palin pre-game show:

Interview with Tea Party Lady:

Sarah Palin is emotionally accessible.  Women relate to her emotionally. People relates to her. She field dresses moose.  Tea Partiers don’t like Democrats.  Joe Biden reminds her of her drunk uncle.  Obama doesn’t have star power anymore. This grassroots efforts has more coattails than Obama.  Feninists hate her because she’s feminine.  She’s like Princess Diana.  People drove for two miles. Now you have to have a certain last name and lots of money.  She’s not that at all. She’s down to earth and she’s real.  She messes up her sentences like everyone else, and I like that.

Guy from Examiner:

This movement is so big because people don’t feel alone. There are lots of people who haven’t drunk the Barack Obama Kool-Aid. This is a Center Right country, not a Barack Obama country. This is the third great awakening in this country and it’s not religious, it’s political.  It’s a movement from the bottom up.

1/3 of the people in the country think that socialism is important and 2/3 don’t.

*************Entering the “Hall”*******************

Hmm… The room is not very big.  It looks like 5 or 600 people.  A lot of cameras.

They are acting amazed and shocked that there are “so many people here.”  “And they paid, too!”  Ha.  The band is the one that played at the 9/12 event.  They’re playing the same song they played there.  “Musicians can be conservatives too even though it’s not a good career move for them in Hollywood.”

“You’ve got to come out of the closet for people to accept your lifestyle” she says about being conservative.

“What’s amazing is how many people have brought their children here today.”

They keep talking about how many kids are there, pointing out strollers, moms and kids, families, on and on.  They’ll all remember Sarah Palin when they grow up.  “It looks like the strategy of the right is to outbreed the left.”  Christian Conservatives and Muslims are the only groups maintaining or increasing their birth rate, according to the teabag lady.

The left’s organization and intensity has completely faded away and now it’s all on the right. If BO had just had more self-discipline and far-sightedness he could have had a successful presidency and cemented Democratic rule for a decade, but they couldn’t restrain themselves and we got Van Jones and the stimulus bill and Health Care, they’ve gotten their worst nightmare.

They were too arrogant.  If they had just been quiet and shoved everything through their second term it would have been a better strategy. 

 Andrew Breitbart:

Sarah Palin was the first person to tell us about the Death Panel! (cheering)

This person is so great in that she irks the right people the right way.  Everyone in this room knows that she’s accountable only to herself.  Even the Republican party cannot control her.

Now he’s griping about the political correctness stifling people.  Hmmm. Retarded, anyone?

Dissing CNN and The New York Times.

Here she is!

Enter Sarah Palin

All in brown.  Super screechy.

God Bless You!  Thank you so much x 4.  “I AM SO PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN!  DO YOU LOVE YOUR FREEDOM?”

Honoring and saluting veterans.  She’s still proud to be American.  Gosh.  Happy Birthday Ronald Reagan. (He’s dead… does she not know?)  Home of good country music and southern barbeque.  Alaskan version of tea party is “iced tea.” (laughter)

Across the country just knowing that this is the movement….bla bla.  Revolution bla bla.

“REAL PEOPLE”  I knew she’d say that.  “Stand up and speak out for conservative principles.”

Shout out to Scott Brown.  (Cheers)

He was just a guy with a truck (and a centerfold) who wanted to do his part.

She actually just said “Chowda Revolution.”  Every Democrat in Massachusetts just slammed their heads on the table.  Bashing Obama, Pelosi and Emmanuel.  Obama found a way to make this all about George Bush. (cheering)

Stop blaming everyone else. (Because nobody blamed Clinton for 8 years, right?)

Advice to the left – Your agenda got you into this mess.  Obama/Pelosi/Reid agenda will leave us under the thumb of big government.  It’s “runnin’ out of time.”  Voters are sending a message in “good places” like Nevada, Connecticut, Colorado.

We have big problems. Tired of looking backwards.  The future looks good because if there’s hope in Massachusetts, there’s hope everywhere.

“Common sense conservative candidates” in 2010.

Despite what pundiNts want you to think…. (Argh.  No N!!!)

Faced five guys in the Alaska primary. We put ideas and experience out there for debate. Healthy process. May the best ideas and candidates win.

They are human. There’s no perfect candidate. They will disappoint. When they do, let them know but don’t sit it out. Put your faith in ideas.  It’s a ground up grass roots movement that is forcing both parties to change.  It’s bigger than a king or a queen or a charismatic guy with a teleprompter (she says looking at her notes)

(Is this over yet?)

Uneasy about national security. It’s not politicizing security to discuss concerns.  If you have to SAY it’s not politicizing…. it’s politicizing.  She’s rambling about spinning war terms.  You gotta call it like it is.  I have no idea what the hell she’s saying.  Oh, here we go.  Xmas day, the system did not work.  Terrorist Hell bent on killing innocent passengers.  This terrorist trained in Yemen.  Going through the whole story… ” The only thing that stopped him was a “Christmas miracle” and that’s not how the system is supposed to work.” OMG…

He was read his rights, lawyered up and used our constitutional right to remain silent.  Ah…it’s like the good old days with pallin around with terrorists.  (And isn’t he actually giving us information?  Real information?  Not the “I’ll tell you anything you want to know if you stop waterboarding me” kind?)

Terrorists destroying constitution.  Ooooo. She’s riled up and mad.  It’s the nassssty Palin.

Criticizing the mindset of treating these acts as crimes.  Afraid for her children because this is war.  We’re at war and we need a commander in chief and not a professor of law standing at the lectern.  Whoa. (wild applause and standing ovation)  It’s that same kind of misguided thinking that’s seen in the administration.  He spent a year reaching out to hostile regimes, writing letters to hostile dictators.  North Korea did NUKULAR testing.

(War, war, war, drum, drum, drum….)

The administration needs to change course.  Peace through strength, Ronald Reagan, bla bla.

It’s really amazing to hear her giving foreign policy advice.  It’s almost like she thinks she has foreign policy experience.  Oh, that’s right…. Russia.  “Time for more than tough talk.  Tired of hearing talk, talk, talk.  Tired of hearing the talk.” (YES, as a matter of fact, I am)

The problems we face in the “real world” require real solutions.  Stop blaming Bush. We can be conquered by ignoring our constitution. 

If they had their way, health care, student loans would be taken over by the government.  Banks, car companies.  Main St. vs. Wall Street. 

(I’m taking a break to rub my temples….)

Argh!  She’s citing Alaska and the “fat strings” attached to the stimulus money.  The strings that DIDN’T EXIST.  She rejected a tiny portion of the money and the legislature voted to take the money because it paid for WEATHERIZATION IN ALASKA.  Borrowed, printed up invented dollars out of nowhere?  Even in Alaska in a Republican controlled legislature, they took it.   (I bet the legislature loves THIS!  Tomatoes are flying at screens in Juneau.)

“How’s that hopey changey stuff workin’ out for ya?”

Slamming Biden.  Stimulus is wasteful.

“Seein’ those checks writte, did YOU feel very stimulated?”

List of broken promises is wrong.  Obama promised to end “sweetheart dills” but a Democrat donor got money.  “Is that hope? Nope! That’s not hope!”  (How many t-shirts will come from this?)

My computer froze for a minute.  It was nice.

I don’t know if I’m going to be able to make it.

Reagan. Disabled Children. God shedding grace. Best days yet to come. Tea Party Nation. Americans. From the bottom of my heart.  Millions and millions and millions of Americans. Power to the people. Applause.  God bless you tea partiers and God bless the USA.

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Well, I guess we’re supposed to think she knows something about foreign policy.  And economics.

And we’re supposed to love screechy hate mongering as long as it comes in a pretty brown wrapper.

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Interview:

Now she’s saying that Todd chooses not to be a member of a party because he’s “too indpendent.”  Um. Actually he’s a non-partisan because being a registered secessionist didn’t look good when his wife was running for office.

He’s asked her what the “Palin plan” is.  She has no idea.  She was totally deer in the headlights.  Talkin about nothing, looking for a place to land, talkin, talkin.  Aha!  She finally landed on “free market principles” and now repeating security stuff.  “We win, they lose.”  Nice stragegy.  The Palin plan.  Wow. That was a train wreck of an answer.  And by the way, YOU lost.  WE won.  Just sayin.

Two words that scare liberals – “President Palin.”  Make that “Two words that scare sane people.”  Now they are chanting “Run Sarah, Run.”  And she said “God bless ‘em.”

First three things she’d tackle as President – Energy projects.  Spending cuts.  Don’t make promises about bipartisanship if they can’t be fulfilled.  Don’t fake it and pretend like you want to work with the other party. (Are you listening President Obama?!)   The distrust that is built makes us distrust everything coming out of Washington that makes us a less secure nation.

She has to go.

Yay!  But first,

“I will die for the people of America.”

She just said that.

And now she’s gone.

I think we just heard the first campaign speech for 2012.


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  1. 401
    benlomond2 Says:

    great..I’m in moderation !

  2. 402
    Janmarie Says:

    From FOX News: .. (not very flattering, although they did try to “spin” it!
    “Governor Sarah Palin has a reputation of being a very nice person.Most people who meet her really like her. So it was quite unnerving to hear her give such a tart speech at the Tea Party Convention on Saturday night. Although towards the end of her speech she talked about the need for stability and constructive debate the major part of her speech was filled with jabs at President Obama and the his administration.

    In fact, most of the speech was chapter and verse criticism of the Obama administration. It was worrisome how much of her speech was a broadbrush attack. She did not manage to get to specifics till the end.

    She went after reading the Miranda rights to the Christmas Day bomber but at the same time she kept mentioning the Constitution and the law. In fact the reading of Miranda rights to non-American citizens was defined by our courts, our system of law, and not by the current Obama administration. However, when you are giving red meat in a red state that is the buckle of the Bible Belt it does not matter that reading of the Miranda rights has been defined by law. It matters more that you are going to be giving a crowd-pleasing moment.

    Palin hit hard on a strong national defense, seeming to suffer from a quick memory lapse given that our defense budget is almost more than all the rest of the world put together and that our Secretary of Defense is a hold over from none other than the Bush administration. It seemed that the Tea Party convention crowd forgot that as well.

    Governor Palin does not understand that not all people in the Tea Party movement are conservative, and they do not necessarily buy into the entire conservative agenda. Some are Democrats that have real problems with our government having bailed out Wall Street and not having bailed out the guy next door who lost his job and can’t pay the mortgage.

    My eyes got wider with a couple of her other statements. One was to jump start energy projects and the other was that children with special needs should be welcomed. Last time I looked jump-starting energy projects was part of a big government and welcoming children with special needs has been helped on a local level with money given through our Department of Education. Some things really can’t be accomplished without big government.

    She’s right about a few things; the way we are currently spending makes us beholden to foreign countries and is generational theft. The problem is that no one, including the Republicans whose party she represented as their V.P. candidate, have taken on the issue of Medicare and Social Security. Our non-discretionary spending and our war spending are a drop in the bucket compared to what we are required to lay out for those programs. I would have liked to have heard Governor Palin address those spending issues. Now, that would have been a Tea Party speech even this liberal would have wanted to attend.

    Ellen Ratner is Washington bureau chief for Talk Radio News Service and a Fox News contributor.

  3. 403
    Maria Says:

    Fox News is giving her an in home tv studio!
    http://www.nytimes.com/2010/02/06/us/politics/06palin.html?hp%2Fpolitics%2F06palin.html%3Fhp

  4. 404
    Say NO to Palin in Politics Says:

    oh look whose pumping Scarah on her cult site tonight……….and getting paid for it. Right on cue.

    “R. A. Mansour
    Hey C4P!

    The term #PresidentPalin is trending on twitter, and when the trend started there was collective horror from the lefties! Good times.

    My twitter BTW is http://twitter.com/RAMansour

    Rock on!”

  5. 405
    physicsmom Says:

    Maria: So far she has been invincible, and I’m afraid she will continue to be. I don’t think the powers that be in Alaska have the wherewithall to go after her. They just wish she would go away. And the Feds don’t think her “crimes” are big enough to bother with, plus basically are local issues. It’s going to continue to be up to us to be sure the greater public at large learn about her perfidy, shallowness, meanness and petty larceny. Her lack of intelligence and preparation alone should be reason enough to keep her out of higher office, but it won’t. We need to keep piling up the “gates” until they fall on her head (and that of her followers), so they can no longer ignore them. I’ll keep crossing my fingers.

  6. 406
    Bea Says:

    Janmarie Says:
    February 6th, 2010 at 8:59 PM
    From FOX News: .. (not very flattering, although they did try to “spin” it!
    ____

    Wow. I’m stunned that anyone at FAUX was allowed to criticize Quitty.

    Good find.

  7. 407
    honestyinGov Says:

    That speech tonight might be summed up in One word.. ” Pathetic “.
    No energy and even with her most rabid Fans… there was no energy.
    I don’t think they had any idea what her ‘ message ‘ was.

    It’s very easy to see some of those speaking engagements months from now trying to cancel. Even the silly Bowlers Convention. Watch that schedule… some will get dropped based on the speech and as more info from the emails come out will they want to be connected with Her. I doubt it.

  8. 408
    yellowdog granny Says:

    no thanks I just had a bar of soap.

  9. 409
    JerryG Says:

    Powerful political movement? There were more than 600 people at Sasha and Malia’s birthdays.

    Just sayin’.

  10. 410
    seattlefan Says:

    So Faux gives a less than stellar review of her “performance”. Go figure! What else could they do with all the other news out there about her tax lapses, her husband, the secessionist running the AK Govt. for 2/1/2 years and her obvious hypocrisy across the board about everything and anything.

  11. 411
    sage Says:

    dulll dull dull. $100,000.00???

    Poor return on that investment.

    @ I think we just heard the first campaign speech for 2012.
    – AKM

    Please Sarah. Do run. :-D

  12. 412
    marcus2 Says:

    Sarah Palin said,”I will live, I will die for the people of America.” How sick is that for a hater and divider like her to say? The people who follow Sarah are right wing extremists politically and/or religious fundamentalist extremists. These are the “real Americans,” as Sarah calls them.

  13. 413
    Nan (aka roswellborn) Says:

    Re the telling photo of Ms Palin reading from her hand…

    Most of us tend to need new glasses once we reach that “certain age.” It just happens, is all.

    With the proper prescription eyeglasses, she probably could have glanced quickly at her notes, instead of having to stare at ‘em until they came into focus, thus giving a precious opportunity to the photographer who snapped the picture in question.

    Just sayin’

  14. 414
    BodieP Says:

    Gotta say, I was channel surfing, hit the channel with “Palin/Tea Party” on it, said, “Oh no,” real fast, and shot right back to the syfy channel and the Bone Eater. Failed to grip, so I turned the TV off altogether. I’m so glad that there are people watch-dogging her, because I just can’t do it anymore. There was some justification for following her during the campaign, but now? There are so many bigger problems, and her puerile, negative, brand of “building America” just seems so pointless. She reminds me of a dog that once visited us. Now, we had a dog. Much to our surprise, our dog turned out to be a gentleman, and to be willing to live and let live. This dog faked it–and every time she saw our dog in a place where he couldn’t turn around fast (like if he was headed behind the sofa for his own doggish reasons) she’d quickly attack. He’d extricate himself, beat her up a little, and then walk away. Happened over and over again. She knew she couldn’t hope to beat him in a fair fight, so she just made sure she never had to face him on an even playing field. Maybe Sarah Palin knows that dog…

  15. 415
    moseyon Says:

    I think that two pony at the circus, was ment for President Obama.
    Remember, he said he can walk and chew at the same time.
    Palin had to go one better and ride two horses.

  16. 416
    Lee323 Says:

    The photo of Palin reading an answer off her palm says it all: Cheatin’ the Jr. High School way.

    It needs to go viral.

    http://www.oliverwillis.com/2010/02/06/sarah-palin-caught-reading-her-speech-off-her-hand/

  17. 417
    Lee323 Says:

    Thanks for the review, AKM. Don’t know how you do it.

    Also laughing my head off at Paula’s masterpiece below. Rap that hag from hell, Mudpup!

    375 Paula Says:
    February 6th, 2010 at 8:15 PM

    Notes on your hand
    Notes on your hand
    Lookin’ like a fool with your Notes on your hand

    With the gold in your mouth
    Face f*&cked up
    Notes on your hand
    Call yourself a cool cat
    Lookin’ like a fool
    Walkin’ onstage with your Notes on your hand

    Get a brain, hey!
    Get your Notes on your hand
    Lookin’ like a fool
    Walkin’ talkin’ with your Notes on your hand

    Get a brain, hey!
    Get your Notes off your hand
    Lookin’ like a fool with your Notes on your hand.

    With the gold in your mouth
    Fake teeth glowin’
    Notes on your hand
    Call yourself a cool cat
    Lookin’ like a fool
    Walkin’ onstage with your Notes on your hand

  18. 418
    honestyinGov Says:

    There must be 4 or 5 links up already posted by various posters on Palingates that link back to websites that have already posted the notes where she was ‘ cheating ‘ in her speech with notes on her hand.
    “Tax Cheat” on Wednesday
    ” Speech Cheat ” on Saturday

    I see a pattern here.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtcVMTZkTZQ

  19. 419
    honestyinGov Says:

    # 414
    moseyon Says:
    February 6th, 2010 at 10:34 PM
    I think that two pony at the circus, was ment for President Obama.
    Remember, he said he can walk and chew at the same time.
    Palin had to go one better and ride two horses.
    ————————-
    Someone said that Bree Palins website has a funny photoshop of the ‘two horses’ up by someone named ” Bea “. I saw the link from Palingates.
    Guess who is ‘ riding the two horses”..? It’s Funny.

  20. 420
    BS Says:

    AKM – You missed the part where instead of winking – she blew a kiss. How sweet! And so obvious looking at her hand and then trying to wipe it off! OMG – I’m speechless. And—the station to run the most coverage was MSNBC! Ed did a great job. Even FOX was too embarrassed. LMAO!

  21. 421
    akwoman08 Says:

    Sarah’s “Foreign Policy” plan = “We win, they lose.”
    My dometic policy plan = “She wins, we lose.”
    If this wasn’t so pathetic, it would be funny.

  22. 422
    redrabbit Says:

    “I will die for the people of America.”

    Sarah, I don’t care why you do it – just die.

  23. 423
    beth Says:

    I hope POTUS was taking notes; *good* notes…he *does* rely on the bountiful and boundless intelligence and insight of SP for all of his ideas, actions, and policies, doesn’t he? [/snark]

    As “Jaim” commented on one of the links: “Even with crib notes she still utters the phrase “natural sources of resources.” Just so dumb. Just…” beth.

  24. 424
    mlaiuppa Says:

    She said she’d die for us? Really?

    Is there somewhere where we can vote?

  25. 425
    ds55 Says:

    I think she was just quoting Prince. “I Would Die 4 U”

  26. 426
    Xenon Says:

    Only a matter of time until she implodes like some pathetic neutron star into the black hole we all know her to be. After all, she already possesses the necessary density. *snark*

  27. 427
    GoI3ig Says:

    Maybe she’ll live and die for America, but she won’t even pay her property taxes for the people of the Mat-Su Borough. She’s pathetic.

  28. 428
    Luger Otter Says:

    Parts of my brain seem to start rotting whenever i read or hear something she has said. I dont want her back in Alaska, and yet i dont like her being unleashed upon the rest of the world either. Isn’t there a way we can contain her?

    Also, she is NOT a “true Alaskan.” We don’t sound like that either. Stop exploiting our state as the backdrop to your idiotic personality, Palin.

  29. 429
    barbara Says:

    ok i lasted through about 10 seconds of one video. she is non-stop negativity and BS. i just don’t get how anybody can see otherwise. also too referring to her low tech teleprompter during even that very short time. the hypocrisy and the hatefulness. what next. cause palin never fails to dish up the next.

  30. 430
    heidi1 Says:

    “Notes on Your Hand” – Paula #375
    GET THAT COPYRIGHTED INSTANTLY! Can you imagine how much SNL might pay for that? And if somebody tries to do it before you do, there are a ton of people here who can vouch for you. Plus, there was a poster before you who suggested the great idea. Sounded like you knew each other.

    Anyway, I just googled “sarah palin reads from palm of hand”, and it’s for sure VIRAL. There had to be 15 sites to pick from. I chose HuffPo, and they have a super-clear image of exactly what was written on her palm, and you could read every word. It got all smeared as she kept rubbing her leg!

    Thanks for the laffs, guys. I just read all 428+ of these comments. You guys are brilliant (and I’m a California Republican). Now that I’ve had several “teas”, I’m actually going to try to watch this “speech” – let’s see how long I last.

  31. 431
    heidi1 Says:

    OK – I made it thru Part 1, and that’s it. Unbelieveable screeching. That and my barfing/hysterical laughing woke up our dog. The insincerity is mindboggling. I have a stiff neck now. I’m so nerved out I’m writing in jerky sentences. Can’t wait to see how this plays out tomorrow. Maybe Faux will fire her? Oh, and BAN THE BUMPITS! Mannequins at the local swap meet have better wigs. I need another “tea”.

  32. 432
    Crop Schooner Palin Says:

    So, All Americans are Yu’pik? She KNOWS the meaning of Yu’pik. Real People, just like Todd.

  33. 433
    LisaB Says:

    Kudos to the brave ones who could watch that speech! We watched “American Psycho” last night on IFC. Sounds like PJTV was playing it too . . . .

    The notes on the hand is classic. Classic. *pounds table and laughs* Six words. She couldn’t remember six words under the pressure of a completely sympathetic audience. Yet she wants us to believe she can handle the Oval Office?

    Thanks, Paula, for the new hit song. It’s going to be running through my head all day.

    Re the content of her speech: I think Andrew Halcro said it best on Shannyn’s show. “She is only effective when she has something to demonize.” She is so freaking negative. She’s just a rabble-rouser, really. The really sad thing is some people look at that and see something positive.

    OT: I’m so tired of that Creationists BS. First nowhere in the Bible does it say everyone was descended from Adam. In fact, Genesis itself contradicts this idea:

    “Cain said to the LORD, “My punishment is more than I can bear. Today you are driving me from the land, and I will be hidden from your presence; I will be a restless wanderer on the earth, and whoever finds me will kill me.”

    Who are these people going to kill Cain? Clearly there’s other people on the planet not affiliated with Adam and Eve. It’s clear these people only believe what they’re told. God gave you a brain! Stop wasting his gift and USE IT!

  34. 434
    chascates Says:

    Jesus’s lineage goes back to Abraham through Joseph, correct? But Joseph wasn’t his father; it was a virgin birth. I’ve never been able to figure that one out.

  35. 435
    obdewl x Says:

    The girl needs a larger hand, she left out the parts about executing queers and women considering abortion.

  36. 436
    MO Inkslinger Says:

    When you write notes on your hand, are you qualified for a hand job?

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    bob Says:

    Palin is nothing more than a revolting, appalling, disgusting, self-centered narcissist. She was willing to bail out a company in her backyard (Matanuska Maid) that was teetering on the brink of bankruptcy, yet when those of us here in Juneau needed help following the April 2008 avalanche that cut off the hydro-electric power supply to the area for over a month, she figuratively gave us the finger.

    If only those in the lower 48 were aware how many Alaskans view this disgrace and knew the truth about her, I don’t think they would not be so enamored with her.

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    Julian Says:

    ”I will live, I will die for the people of America.”

    Didn’t Timothy Treadwell say that about “his” bears?

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    Lacy Lady Says:

    I got excited when I saw where Barracuda 78 posted a number to call C-span.
    I tried all last evening to no avail. Maybe it is for the best, as I was really up tight last night and God only knows what I would have said. My family was telling me not to listen anymore, as they were afraid I would get sick.
    I haven’t simmered down much today. I keep thinking I would like to write her a letter——any info on an address?
    I keep thinking that someone will come on the news and rake her over the coals, but so far they have been treating her with kid gloves.
    She make me SICK!!!!!!!!!!

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    USA Barbi Says:

    Sarah Palin is the Whore of Babble On

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    Judy5cents Says:

    I doubt if there are enough wack jobs out there willing to vote for Sarah Palin. This morning on the ABC news website, they posted a question saying “Would you vote for Sarah Palin?” and there were way more negative comments than positive ones, including people who identified themselves as Republicans. I also believe that Sarah Palin does not have the stamina or the discipline to make it through a presidential campaign. Even now, in her protected world of Fox News Pundit and Tea Bag Party Queen, everything she says and does is in the spotlight. Just imagine the trouble she’ll get herself into when she has to speak without teleprompters (or sharpie notes) day after day on the campaign trail. You have to be smart and you have to be dedicated to more than making a lot of money.

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