Glenn Beck Attacks!
First, it was those clever sleuths who uncovered my super secret connection to the White House, and those big fat checks I (and my fellow bloggers Shannyn Moore and Linda Kellen Biegel) get from George Soros to ruin Sarah Palin’s political career. If it weren’t for us, she “coulda been a contenda.”
Then recently, they went and figured out that I and the other “Alaskan Mafia” (we’re growing our numbers every day) had super secret connections to… the White House, and were now attempting to actually destroy Alaska’s gas pipeline!
And now THIS! Glenn Beck has uncovered my super secret connections to….(wait for it) The White House! Oh, the horror!
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[You can personalize and pass it on at the end!]
When I got this earlier today I have to admit that I laughed out loud. Very clever and entertaining.
WHOOHOO, that made me laugh, which many of us have needed lately. However, if you are a woman and you need a laugh NOT connected to politics, please see the Whoopi Goldberg commercials for “Poise” at http://www.1in3likeme.com. I have needed Poise whilst watching!!
Everyone in the house asleep and I’m laughing out loud and waking them up!!
Have sent this on.
I expected something different and just really stupid from beck but that was funny.
Totally fabulous and does give one pause – look how easy it is for someone like Beck to smear and defile someone/something in living color. Wow and thanks for sharing!
that was fun.
What are you guys laughing about?
I entered my Facebook information (Bigg Slick) and then it ran through all the things I’ve been up to with uncanny accuracy!
How did they get all that info on me? Which one of you ratted me out to Beck?
I have to hide under the mountain for 10 years again!!!!
WHY ARE YOU ALL DOING THIS TO ME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
WTFWJD??????!!!!!!!!! AAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!
I was just thinking the other day that Anchorage sure could use Batman’s help…
That video was a hoot!
#5 Eileen in Juneau: I got mine! Funny-scary, as you said!
Hilarious!
I swear this man needs to be taken away in a “white coat”!!!!! He has a screw loose for sure.
psminidivapa, thanks for link to laughter. That’s one commercial I would rewind to watch!.
Hey BigSlick, at least you’re in great company!
AKM
My Bristol Bay bandwidth bottleneck will not allow viewing said video but I have to wonder, how did Beck and his writers decide you were the center of a conspiracy: pull names out of a hat or somewere else?
M. Paul
Wow…you are Famous! Why do the right worship this man? I had a lady the other day tell me that if I wanted the truth, I would listen to BECK and FOX!
how’d you get so famous, AKM? …oh wait, it’s palin’s fault.
This made my day. When I saw my Facebook photo in the center of this vast left-wing conspiracy (especially since it was brought back thousands of years), I had to laugh. And I needed a laugh. Thanks, AKM. Health and peace to all.
Oh the Horror — the Horror !!
On the other hand, while in the Wal-Mart today they had the “Going Rogue” audio book — read by the Author. OMG!!
The Horror !! Oh the Horror !!
@AKM brilliant! Shared the links toyour post on my post hahaha
@Enjay in E MT – wait – SARAH CAN READ????????
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poor dear. it will be OK.
AKM…. i sent it on. great fun. i spritzed….(see mindiva @ 2)
oh and MINIDIVA…. i loved that commercial….sent that onward also.
It did say “abridged” on the cover of the audio book
maybe she read the parts she actually wrote
Who the heck is this lunatic at “The Cypress Times”?
Well, AKM does know slipstream. Even his secret identity. That’s a LOT like knowing Batman.
Enjay, not the” bridge” thing again. She already explained that. She was for it before she was against. Till she sold it on E-bay.
And no I could not imagine listening to her read her book of lies, reading it was painful enough.
The Glen Beck thing was laugh out loud funny. When I saw my picture come up I was hysterical. I loved how on the blackboard it has our friends names up there also, too. Very clever.
Also, if you have not seen Whoopi’s commercial, I recommend watching it. It’s very funny.
Oh BTW eff Serror & Toad.
totally AWESOME !! had my daughter freaked for about 5 minutes !!!
Yo $arah!
http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/go_fug_yourself/2010/03/oscars_well_played_carpet_tinafey2010.html
Watch and learn. Bump it like you mean it!
Glenn Beck attacks! Reminded me instantly of one of the cheesiest movies of all time: Mars Attacks!
Watched a trailer for it. Had forgotten it has a Sarah look alike in it (or perhaps Sarah is a Martian look alike.
This movie was so bad, I couldn’t sit through the whole thing. Kinda like a Glenn Beck show or a Sarah speech. Hmmmm. I think I’m smellin’ conspiracy here. Let me get out my chalk board!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oC5O9NFWZCs
I haven’t laughed that hard in a looong time. Great video. Now, if I could just log into facebook with SP’s name!
Glen Beck USED to be ‘the normal one’ when he co-deejayed the morning show on KC101 back in the ’90s. Even then, he cried on cue, the wanker.
I didn’t care for him even then, but I LOVED his partner Vinnie Penn (he was MUCH more fun, funny and interesting to listen to).
Here’s a cached article from The New Haven Advocate about Beck from this past Oct.
http://74.125.93.132/search?q=cache:LJJyWbl0QJ8J:www.newhavenadvocate.com/article.cfm%3Faid%3D15191+New+Haven+Advocate+Beck&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us&client=firefox-a
I wish I had Facebook so I get the full effect! I could only do the stripped down version but it was still fun to see my name plugged in there. This is very clever. Cracked me right up. Here’s hopin’ these folks can come up with a Palin version!
Why do they want you to sign into facebook??? Hope it’s not a bug…
Anyhow, loved the video someone needs to put in Sarah Palin’s Name with Meg and McCain as her friends : )
That was priceless. I can’t wait to show hubby!
@27 Baker’s dozen
Don’t know where I was in 1996, but I never heard of the movie ‘Mars Attacks.’ Watched the trailer and in retrospect apparently this was S’errors playbook to conquer the world. Their appears to be a couple of Sarah-type characters in the trailer as you noted. McCain was eager to help S’error launch the attack.
AKM and ‘flatters: You all have certainly made me laugh with your links today. Thanks!
Wow, that was seriously creepy. I thought when I started watching that I was really going to see a story about how Beck has gone after you, AKM. It startled me to see my own name pop up.
Speaking of Beck, I really loved seeing the clips of his interview with Massa. You could tell he was drooling with what he thought was going to be said and when it didn’t happen, he just kept deflating. Nice to see him speechless – hope it happens more often.
Now, that is the way to wake up. I am sitting here mainlining coffee and breezing through reading. Click on that and scare myself silly! LOL! Thank you! Signed, The Person Who Spent a Good Minute Wondering How That Twerp Knows Me….
PLEASE don’t post pieces that one is required to log into FARCEBOOK…
for security reasons I won’t go there…
One does not have to log into facebook. Just click on “not logged in” then just put your name in the box on the next screen. Or, just click out of that, too and it will put in something like “progressive blogger” for you.
Omg…I used my game facebook ID..lol…it’s an avatar of a chick with a gun..this is brilliant and if course I posted it on my facebook page
I’ve run into a couple of links to that site in the last few day.
Very funny, the Daily Show has competition.
Contrates AKM you’re in with Glen.
Now that I’ve been outed, where’s my freaking dinner invite to the White House???? Thanks for the grins, AKM.
That was as much fun as creating the Kenyan birth certificate for my dog.
Thanks for the giggles!
That was fun! I loved seeing my name in “lights.” lol
Didn’t take long to catch on was hilarious thanks AKM
Baker @27 and others, what you missed or didn’t “get” Mars Attacks?! It’s sooo funny, in a Monty python-ish sort of way. I never thought about the Martians as repubs tho, hm it fits. Ack Ack! Don’t run, we are your friends!
That is too funny. It shows my neice as me! Too, too funny!!
At least someone is exposing the mess we have on our hands! It seems everyone here is watching and that is the first step to sanity.