Sarah Palin on 9/11 – A Report from the Goofy, Brutal, Leftist, Lamestream Media
Installment #4 from my evening in the Belly of the Beck. Legal Eagle and I were on the scene, bearing witness so others didn’t have to. My comments are in red. Everything else is straight from the mouth o’ the Quitter.
How long has it been? It’s going on forever! She just keeps talking. How does Todd Palin not want to hurl himself off a tall tower or stab himself in the temple with a fondue fork? I lean over to Legal Eagle and ask, “Is it just me or is she just screeching like a Harpie?”
“No. It’s bad,” the Eagle confirms.
Glenn understands that freedom is not free! Freedom is worth fighting for, and that’s why he is out doing what he does every day, and I’ll tell you he is out there ! He is out there on the front lines getting attacked in a brutal leftist media world that takes their shots at him every single day. He sort of reminds me of a lot of good Alaskans where he’s not retreating, he’s reloading.
I feel like the paint is going to start cracking and peeling off the walls. Why don’t they turn down the mic? And how is it still possible she’s still doing the “retreating/reloading” schtick? I wonder if she’s written on her hand.
He reloads with information and the truth and he shares that truth with America every day, and folks I can tell you it is a brutal leftist dominated lamestream media world out there!
I ‘wooo’ again, givin’ it up for the brutal leftist lamestream media! And that was another quintabulation of adjectives she used there, by the way. Yes, I made that word up. How dare you refudiate me when I have a mandation from The Bard himself?
What would we do without Fox News by the way? (Insert your own witty retort here) One of the things I love about Glenn is that he delights in driving the self-proclaimed media and political elites nuts. He drives them nuts with his success and with his effectiveness. Even his critics – deep down they’ve gotta secretly admire his amazing ability to galvanize everyday Americans like us to better ourselves and to peacefully engage our government.
Actually this critic deep down secretly feels horrified that everyday Americans become galvanized and act against their own self-interest without ever actually checking the veracity of what they are told, or the implications of what they do. But that’s just me.
And I say that they secretly admire this because his critics, they have just been wiggin out ever since that rally on the Mall in D.C. First, the lamestream media. They discounted the number of people there, right? The Associated Press I think it was, they said “Oh, 87,000 people showed up for the rally.” Well, that wasn’t too believable because you could actually see the pictures of the hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of thousands of people who were there on the Mall. But they didn’t want you to trust your own eyes.
No, it was CBS News and they wanted you to trust the aerial images commissioned by an independent firm who calculates crowd size for the U.S. border patrol, the Department of Homeland Security, and others. Here’s the link for those of you who actually care about how it was done. Those of you who’d rather have it be a zillion people just like you knew there would be, don’t bother. Others, click HERE.
They want to tell you how many people were there, so then they decided to denounce the whole thing as an angry mob of racist, right wing wackos. But that didn’t work either because people could watch for themselves and they could see that it was obviously beautiful and diverse…
I checked and she’s right. The crowd actually was pretty diverse. Some wore flags on their clothing, and others wore flags as clothing. Others just carried flags. Practically a rainbow coalition – check it out.
It was peaceful and patriotic and inspiring and joyful from beginning to end. And I know because I was there, and my entourage was there. My entourage. That would be my mom and Willow. OK? We were there. So when the media portrayed the patriots who were there as “just an angry mob” I thought “No!” It’s like that new Teaparty inspired book that’s out there. The title – “That’s no Angry Mob, That’s My Mom.”
So finally, man those goofy goofy media types, and I know they’re here tonight with their little flip phone things and they’re gonna be tweeting all night, you know, and taking things out of context. But hey, I’ve got your back and you’ve got my back.
I cheer wildly, and then tweet on my little Blackberry thingy “Palin warns of “goofy goofy media types” who are here and will be “tweeting all night.”. Ha!!“ By the way you can follow Mudflats on Twitter HERE. I got a notice the other day that Todd Palin is following me on Twitter. I suddenly feel a little like Mike Wooten. I’m way easier to follow though. You don’t even need a snowmachine!
So what the media types were reduced to was just callin’ Glenn names like they always do. (Oooooo, what names? Beckerhead? The weeping fascist? Glenn Dreck? Do tell!) Pretty predictable and almost funny. In other words… see folks? They gave up trying to engage Glenn’s real message of faith, hope and charity. (Hope? Hopey? Hopey changey perhaps?) And that’s what that rally was all about. We came together as a people to restore our sense of ourselves and as Americans, as an exceptional America. And since the virtues that made us the greatest nation and the greatest worldly force for good on this Earth, Glenn pointed out you’ll see the name of God on our founding documents (except the Constitution! And they were all written on hemp paper by the way. Why don’t we start talking about industrial hemp? Didn’t God make that too?) We entrust ourselves to him on our coins, so who’s going to stop us from meeting in our nation’s capital to say as a people united that our trust is still in that providential hand that has guided us and blessed us since our founding? That’s what Glenn is doing. They didn’t like it. They don’t like it, but America loves it, and we love him, so Alaska give him a warm warm welcome!
And a great noise is heard, and the walls tremble and there are mighty shouts of “Hoo Hoo Hoo!” and “Wooooooooooooooooohooooooooooooo!” and whistles pierce the drums of ears, and hands are clapped together.
And Glenn Beck takes the stage….
More to come.