Open Thread – Mudpups for Scannell!
You may have noticed we have a new advertiser over yonder in the sidebar. (applause) Michelle Scannell is running as a Democrat against Republican Mia Costello!
This is great news, and I’ll tell you why.
Mia Costello is one of those “uh oh” candidates who reminds me of those earrings that they sell in the tourist shops. You look at them and think – ooo, what a pretty shiny gold earring that is! And then you read the label and discover that under the micron thin layer of gold electroplate is a gen-yoo-wine Alaska moose nugget. You’ve got to figure that anyone who has “Deputy Communications Director for Governor Frank Murkowski” on their resume, and hasn’t whited it out, is one to avoid like the plague.
But, the good news is that Michelle Scannell can totally win this race against the stealth moose nugget. Costello only won by 800 votes last time. And now, after two years in the House, it’s easy to scratch off that shiny outer layer and reveal what’s inside.
I hope you listen to Michelle’s special Mudpup address, and throw some support her way. Those gilded poop earrings I told you about are about $19.95, and Michelle is worth …. well, WAY more than that. So, give what you can and feel good!