NORAD, North Pole & Santa
As the undisputed authorities on all matters Santa (see above), Alaskans are here to keep you in the know on the subject.
For instance, did you know that NORAD’s Santa Tracker will track the jolly old elf across the world so you can keep tabs? The five-letter acronym has you (and him) covered. We at Mudflats Central have used this site for several years now to make sure we are all tucked snug in our beds before Santa reaches Alaska, thus averting present disaster.