Let’s Play Decode that BS!
Oh, look! Governor Parnell has just tweeted, boys and girls!
You know what that means, right?
That’s right. Everyone playing along, get out your super duper Captain Zero decoder rings!
Now, remember Captain Zero is talking about how much money the oil companies should be able to get from our piggy bank in exchange for our oil.
Let’s see what we get when we decode the tweet…
Democratic legislators think Alaskans deserve wine and flowers.
The Alaska Oil and Gas Association thinks you should get water boarded.
(spins ring again)
That lends credibility to the argument that Captain Zero’s plan of a full-on punch in the face is fair.
Well, there you go! It’s hard to argue with the brilliant logic of the governor’s office.
Tune in next time when we play, Decode that BS!
Looks like we’re not the only one unconvinced by the magical logic skillz of our governor. The best Bill in Juneau, Senator Bill Wielechowski has thrown down the gauntlet.