Troll of the Week!
What used to be The Troll of the Week has become more of the Occasional Once-in-a-while Troll. The trolls we’ve been seeing around the Mudflats lately have been of the Common Troll variety. We’ve done a pretty good job over the years with troll-control, and have rid the flats of the most pernicious pests. So, generally, I’ll hear some little scuffling about in the back room, find a little troll, grab him by the ankles, and unceremoniously fling him out the mudroom door. They make a graceful arc, accompanied by a bit of a burbling scream that sounds something like “you’re denying me my first amendment riiiiiiiights,” and then they land. Splat.
But, this week we were quite astounded by what dragged itself up from the flats. It must have been an unusually low tide, or the New Moon, or something. But a hale and stout specimen of the subspecies Virulent Caustic Bigot Religi-Troll managed to squirm his way in! I know, right? It’s been a while.
Shannyn found him over by the Shannyn Moore Show entrance. And as tempting as it was to eject him as quickly as possible, we also recognized the educational value of bringing him out front so everyone can see. Then we’ll fling him far, and he can continue yelling at the clouds.
Here we go. (I reach into a fetid smelling burlap sack, grab the offender by the scruff and hold him before you)
Behold the madness.
As I chanced upon your broadcast the other day, which surprised me that it was still on the air, I heard the disrespectful, lying and hateful remarks about the Catholic church and your own dismissive commentary. Of course the same hick that has always hated the Catholics, called in to spread more lies about us. Ed does not know what he is speaking of.
Well neither he nor you have the right to be wrong, regardless of what any man-made or demonic charter says. You people talk and talk about “democracy”, democracy originated in the mind of people who have the deepest hatred for God. Do you realize that the only thing that gives democracy existence is sin? The absence of democracy is perfect obedience to God.
For your listeners to blame His Holiness, Pope Benedict XVI, for the alleged sins of a troubled few, is typical liberal nonsense. I notice no one has ever, ever gone to jail for these so-called crimes. That should tell you something.
Liberals have been taught the same nonsense in your schools. But the Church has watched from the sidelines, as the ungodly elect atheists and homosexuals to school boards and legislatures to enact policies and laws that destroy our Christian children and discriminate against Christian families, the American Christian way of life. Atheistic secular liars should be removed from office, and Christians should be elected. Government and true Christianity are inseparable, despite the lies you spread.
We can and will take away their power by taking their money. Money comes from students. We’ll break their backs by taking 24 million kids out of the public schools. State Universities are breeding grounds, quite literally, for crime, sexually transmitted diseases (including HIV), homosexual behavior, incest, unwanted pregnancies, abortions, alcoholism, and drug abuse.
By forced integration, we have so lowered the academic excellence our once-great nation had to the point now, that we have no choice but to take our kids to voucher programs and home schooling. It really is the only way. We are making our white children mingle with ungodliness and you can see the result. Today’s children are DAMNED in the eyes of God. They’re damned. They’re gone.
Its all gotten so very worse with this muslim, socialist, ungodly food-stamp president at the helm.
The Catholic church will not suffer the lies and hate you talk on your show. I had decided to give you another chance, but you have once again demonstrated your true nature and so I am done with you, I will never listen to your program again. I await the soon to come day when they take you off this station for good this time.
Despite it all, I truly pray for your soul.
Yours in Christ
I told you! Now let’s escort this beastie out the door, and I’m going to go wash my hands. A lot.