Oh, For Fox Sake… She’s Back.
Fox News has a brand new commentator, worthy of their rich and storied journalistic tradition.
It’s Sarah Palin!
And it’s dejà vu, all over again.
Today, Alaska’s former half-term governor once again debuted on America’s “Fair and Balanced” network. Bespangled in a ruffly pink sequined shirt and five-inch spiky heels, she shared what she’s been up to, since her ash-canning from the network in January.
In case you were worrying that her literary voice had fallen silent on the issues of the day, fear not.
“I am doing great, very busy, of course, with my two beautiful grandkids,” she said. “I’m writing a book about Christmas and pushing back on the politically correct who have tried to take Christ out of Christmas … at the same time a very festive and happy and jolly book about tradition and recipes and fun things about Christmas!”
Yay! Christmas recipes to go with your kneejerk rhetorical religious paranoia!
The Mudflats would humbly like to submit a recipe to Sarah Palin for consideration. We think it will really hit the spot.
The Mudflats’ No-Bake Peace on Earth Puddin’
Ingredient: one fluffy slipper-sock, preferably in festive Christmas colors
Directions: Insert into mouth of ex-half-governor, close mouth.
Serves: The world! Enjoy.
She also spoke about that cutting edge news story that’s been so little discussed in recent months – Benghazi. She pointed out that “Obama lied, and people died.” You may recall that this expression was first coined when a certain Republican President purposefully lied us into a war. But it wasn’t like the War on Christmas or anything book-worthy.
And anyway, that was then, and this is now, so let’s focus on Democratic hypocrisy, and chewing our Republican cud. Erp! There it comes again…