Duck Dynasty Duplicity?
Seems like the boys of Duck Dynasty done forgot where they come from. Usually, that means a feller’s gone and got uppity. In this case, it’s the reverse.
Before the inexplicably popular show hit the airwaves, the beard-wearing, camo-doffing, red white & blue waving hillbillies lead a life of shame that they choose to forget, but because of photography, and the internets, past sins live on in perpetuity.
Let’s take Jep. Here’s the prince of redneck reality TV in what you thought was his natural swampy habitat.
Turns out, just one eight inch beard ago things were different.
Remove the excess facial hair, replace those rubber camouflage waders with khakis and a striped Ralph Lauren polo, and surround with a coordinated J. Crew family and BLAMMO – east coast porcelain-skinned aristocracy.
Here he is with wife Jessica, and children Lily, Merritt, Priscilla, and River. I did not make those up. And according to recently uncovered statements by Grandpa Phil, that one in the middle better learn to cook and remember to carry her Bible, because she’s almost marryin’ age.
Sarah Palin has supported the racist homophobic patriarch of the family, but would she support the closet ee-lete, while she herself spends so much time nurturing her own down-home fred? Check out the photos of brothers Jase and Willie HERE, and decide for yourself if they’re the “rill dill.”