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GOP Senator – Birth Control Irresponsible


I had a plan to write a column that was going to make the Anchorage municipal elections coming up to be the sexiest most riveting thing you’ve ever read. Then someone did something stupid in Juneau, so you’ll have to wait a week while I sort this doofus out.

First, the reporting on Fetal Alcohol Spectrum Disorders from Kyle Hopkins and Marc Lester for the Anchorage Daily News has been incredible. Disturbing, and incredibly needed. Two percent of children born in Alaska have FASD. We need solutions and education. Sadly, we have a “think tank” formed by Sen. Pete Kelly that is sitting on empty.

Last week, Kelly, in an interview with Hopkins, revealed his plan to end this preventable disease. Educating the public through a media campaign about drinking while pregnant sounds like a great idea. OK, so there’s a fume in the think tank. Training mentors in communities to deal with women drinking during pregnancy seems reasonable.

Then Kelly said the state would pay for pregnancy tests in “plastic, plexiglass bowls” to be placed in the ladies rooms of bars and restaurants across the state. You know, so if you’re on a date and are about to order a martini, you can excuse yourself to find out if you are pregnant or not. Maybe that makes perfect sense if you’re a man.

“Well, I guess you’ve got a designated driver now,” is the new, “honey, we’re pregnant!”

Women who are planning for a family aren’t taking their pregnancy tests in bars. You know why? Because they are PLANNING for a WANTED child and aren’t cocktailing it because they don’t want to marinate the fetus THAT THEY WANT. (Note: They may start because those tests aren’t free at the grocery market.)

So someone who is checking at the bar is a different story. It may not be the ideal place to get the news that you’re going to be a mom. I suggest Planned Parenthood because the trained folks there talked me off the ledge when they informed me I was pregnant 18 years ago. Then they asked me if I had a drinking or drug problem or was in an abusive relationship then gave me some vitamins. You know, the stuff a bartender isn’t prone to do.

The disconnect is astounding.

When Hopkins asked the senator if he would support free birth control in bars he answered “no.” Because the thinking is a little opposite. This assumes that if you know (you are pregnant) you’ll act responsibly. Birth control is for people who don’t necessarily want to act responsibly.

“I’m not going to tell them what to do. Or help them do it. That’s their business. But if we have a pregnancy because someone just doesn’t know, that’s probably a way we can help.”

Yes. The senator thinks women who use birth control are doing so to be irresponsible. How is that even possible? Controlling your fertility is the most fiscally and morally responsible thing you can do as a woman.

Kelly doubled down defining publicly funded birth control as “a level of social engineering that we don’t want to get into.”

Social engineering? But putting a bouquet of EPT tests in bar bathrooms isn’t social engineering?! Cutting the funding of birth control to low-income women isn’t social engineering?!

A few weeks ago, Sen. Fred Dyson balked at funding birth control because we shouldn’t be paying for people’s “recreation.” Yeah. But we do want to fund their pregnancy tests? Oh, and through Medicare and the VA and IHS we pay for Viagra and Cialis. Any calls to defund that? Erections have consequences.

I swear, if men could get pregnant you could buy a Plan B latte at Starbucks.

Children can survive and heal from horrible things in their lives. Sexual assault, physical and emotional abuse, illness. They cannot recover from FASD. The damage is permanent. They don’t grow that part of their brain back. We prosecute people who hurt kids but not women who knowingly drink when they are pregnant.

I hate abortion. Absolutely hate it. I would love it if abortion clinics were closed all across the country because there was zero need for them. That isn’t going to happen. I hope this isn’t breaking news but people like to have sex. I know. Shocker.

Republicans in Juneau don’t understand a great way to end abortion is to prevent pregnancy. And a great way to end FASD is to make sure women who are binging have education and access to affordable prevention and treatment.

I realize math is hard for many of our representatives in Juneau (yeah, giving away billions doesn’t help the coffers.)

Let me break it down.

Boy + Girl – birth control = baby.

Girl + alcohol – birth control = FASD.

Get some higher octane in the “think tank” and get a real solution.

Shannyn Moore is a radio host on 1480 AM in Washington, D.C., and on Netroots Radio.

This article is cross-posted at the Anchorage Daily News.



4 Responses to “GOP Senator – Birth Control Irresponsible”
  1. juneaudream says:

    Legal..or illegal..abortion is not something..I 76 years..ever heard of another woman..asking to go spend a number of hours, having, with a quiet mind/mood. I think all women..would rather have..a spa experience, a nice mani/pedi..or choose a line of new plants..for the flower garden. I do not know..a single female..who chooses to go abortion..because they have a few ‘kill’. There any number of reasons..why..a woman one. A lazy male..who does not want to be seen, buying condoms..or . .. cheap male..who hopes the ‘moment..will be so awe-inspiring..that the female..will not see the ‘disaster’.. approaching..and yell NO! Oh so many reasons..that sex..does not..get..interrupted. The alcohol..situation..a see, understand..and face. For the men..who use a drink or ..loosen up their female companion..I guess that is all..old wives tales. No male would ever..try to get a girl/ such a to NOT be aware..of what she is doing..nOoooooooooo..Old wives tale. Yup. One which the good men of the above story..would be able to swear on a stack of disinfected travel size bibles..THEY have neverever..done. (‘ Myth’..another round..if ya please…and refill this-here bowl of peanuts please……..

  2. Zyxomma says:

    Register and VOTE!!!! It’s the only solution.

  3. fishingmamma says:

    Suppose you were a member of the AK legislsture. Then suppose you were an idiot But I repeat myself.

    Apologies to Mark Twain for ‘adjusting’ his comment.

    Maybe this is part of a larger plan. They want to keep the oil tax giveaway. They want to pass the bill to give the DNR Commissioner the power to strip mine Denali. This bill is one of those “Look! Shiny object!!!” things they use to distract everyone from those. Could they be that smart? That wiley? That cunning?

    We may never know.

  4. GoBig says:

    And I always wondered why the short yellow bus was parked out behind the building. Now I get it. That’s how some of these legislators get to work.

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