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Palin Streetbrawl Gear

Available in a ladies’ ringer tee and a men’s long-sleeve raglan, The Bristol Palin Boxing Academy shirt lets you show your support for the home team! Perfect attire for that hung-over brunch at Snow City Café. Features Mudflats logo on the front.

Ladies' "Bristol Palin Boxing Academy" Ringer Tee
Ladies’ “Bristol Palin Boxing Academy” Ringer Tee by MudflatsStore
Men's "Bristol Palin Boxing Academy" long-sleeve
Men’s “Bristol Palin Boxing Academy” long-sleeve by MudflatsStore
Or for an all-up-front style, choose the classic panorama of the Palin Family Brawl, featuring Bristol, Todd, Track, Sarah and the whole drunken rumpus, available in a variety of colors in short and long-sleeved styles. Great loungewear for recovery day while you ice your injuries.
Wonkette said of this image: “That there is like the Bayeux Tapestry of meth-fueled hillbilly grifter brawls.” And that’s good enough for us.
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Ladies’ Palin Family Brawl, t-shirt by MudflatsStore
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Men’s Palin Family Brawl, t-shirt by MudflatsStore
The Family Brawl image is also available on mouse pad, sticker, and post card.

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26 Responses to “Palin Streetbrawl Gear”
  1. Matt says:

    I think the Bayeaux Tapestry comparisons are misguided. It’s really more a modern Guernica.

  2. mike from iowa says:

    So what happened? The Mudflats was down for hours. Thought maybe Bristol decided to throw her left handed right hook hersy fit.

    • juneaudream says:

      Hells yeah..I was so concerned..I started dumping the ..penny cans..and rolling rolls! Viva The Mudflats!

    • Jeanne Devon says:

      Host: We’ve disabled your blog.
      Me: Wait… what? Why?
      Host: You have too much spam. You’re slowing everyone down.
      Me: I’ll delete it, but can you please put the site back up?
      Host: Not until you’ve cleaned up your spam.
      Me: Seriously? I’ll start right now. This is a busy site, just put it back up!
      Host: I’m sorry. Just imagine how everyone else feels if they’re loading slowly.
      Me: I’m not loading AT ALL!
      Host: Well, good luck and call us back when you’ve cleaned up.
      (4 and a half hours later)
      Me: I’ve deleted all the spam.
      Host: Hmmmm…. Doesn’t look like it.
      Me: I’ve spent all morning deleting spam in batches of between 30 and 500 at a time! I’ve deleted more than 30,000 comments!
      Host: Yeah, but you’ve still got 140,000 comments in there.
      Me: That’s because THOSE ARE ACTUAL COMMENTS!
      Host: Oh, really?
      Me: Yes, REALLY!
      Host: Wow…You must have a busy site.

      • mike from iowa says:

        Glad nothing untoward happened. Stick figures or not,them rascals are a danger.

      • AKMagpie says:

        Maybe we regular readers and posters should send the host emails directly so he can better judge the blog’s level of interest and proper, non-spam comments, eh?

  3. mike from iowa says:

    For Snowgrift Snoozie afficianados out there(and Shane knows who he is),there needs to be scratch and sniff tees and boxers and of course oversized sunglasses with rose colored lenses and narrow vision.

  4. Ted Powell says:

    men’s long-sleeve ragland

    Did you mean “raglan”? The Raglan sleeve was named after the 1st Baron Raglan.

  5. RipleyInCT says:

    LOL.. this morning’s advert banner at the top of your page says, “Should Sarah Palin run for senate?” Ahhhh…. schadenfreude…. it’s what’s for breakfast.

  6. Jamie says:

    Brilliant. Just brilliiant.

  7. Doktor Zoom says:

    Ordered my family brawl tee just now. Hope it gets to me in time for the Big Wonkette Meetup in Seattle on the 27th!

    Keep the excellent work!

    • Jeanne Devon says:

      I hope so too! Sounds like a blast!
      Don’t forget to ask them if they know who you are!
      🙂

  8. Tallimat says:

    Hahahahahahahaha!

    Oh my….
    Made my week!

  9. slipstream says:

    What? No sleeveless version?

  10. Zyxomma says:

    Ah, I’d love my own Bayeux tapestry, but until I make more money, it’s beyond my budget. I promise to admire it on anyone I see wearing it, in any color or size!

  11. Madeline says:

    Do you think “Shane Holt” is really Bristol in disguise? He/she is all over the internet defending those twits!

    • Tallimat says:

      Poooor Shane, we should send him a tee… Just for his obsession with us good folk at the Mudflats!

  12. RipleyInCT says:

    Well, Jeanne, you might hear from the Palins because didn’t Bristol and her mother trademark their names? But, then again, that would mean making a statement. That’s not gonna happen.

    I not only LOVE the stick figure drawing, I am seriously considering purchasing a postcard and sending it to a certain address in Wasilla. 😀 Or to Mr. McCain’s office. Imagine if everyone did that…. tee hee

  13. mike from iowa says:

    If Bristol has a hook,does that make her a “hooker”?

  14. mike from iowa says:

    A day without Shane Holt is like a day without chronic dysentery,only BETTER!

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