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Odd Couple

Happy Valentine’s Eve, Mudpuppies. We continue the week by celebrating love, even between the unlikely. Have a wonderful day. Be kind, be gentle, and be productive!  

I’ll Tumble for Ya…

Happy Friday, Mudflatters! You made it! To squeeze a little extra productivity out of this otherwise least productive day of the week, we always give you your adorable baby animal fix in an animated gif. And remember, if your boss hears you squealing with delight, or making cute little ‘awwwww’ noises, and thinks that you are merely trolling the internet for meaningless fripperies, you may inform him or her, that you are doing this for THEM. You take your job seriously, and you have the science to back it up.    

May I Help You?

  Looking at adorable baby animals is proven to make you more productive, so if this little guy doesn’t have you licking stamps, or filling out annoying paperwork in record time, nothing will. What are you waiting for?  GO!!!

Batter Up!

We realize they have a bad reputation, but here in Alaska, these winged mammals eat more than 500 mosquitoes an hour, and that erases all bad reputation faster than you can say DEET. And besides, he’s pink, with white fluff. And he’s grinning. The editorial board has declared that this is an adorable baby animal, and therefore if you gaze into his little pearly black eyes, you just might collate a little faster, grade papers a little more efficiently, or bang out a powerpoint in record time. Need proof? —–> HERE.

Monday, Monday…

  We know. This is how you started your week, and probably where you’d still like to be. But here’s the awesome thing. This sleepy kitty is really being sneaky about it, but she is motivating you. Can you feel it? Read and be amazed at the motivational power of adorable sleeping kittens —-> HERE.