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April 16, 2024

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Friday, January 28, 2022

VW Takes Road Trip to Fake Fairbanks

It’s 1:43am, and a supermodelish woman in full makeup stretches, and slinks out of bed in her body-skimming, white camisole. She of the perfectly tweezed eyebrows and coral glossed lips goes to the window and parts the diaphanous curtains. Her beau, with no facial hair awaits her on the street in his convertible VW Beetle. He beckons to her. She playfully shushes him. It’s time for a drive… They ride, top down in the sunlight, through pristine streets, passing a snoozing cop in a display window, an empty cafĂ©, and stop to laugh with childlike joy at a reindeer standing…