The Mudflats

Tiptoeing Through the Muck of Alaskan Politics

Archive for the ‘Humor’

stressred

Open Thread – Stress Reduction

This actually works really well.
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Open “Thread”

Yesterday, I was able to capture a second-degree felony assault of quotation marks. The perpetrator is still being sought for “questioning.”
cantgetthere

Open Thread – Can’t Get There from Here

From my Fairbanks friend, the talented and incomparable Jamie Smith. Check out his work at Ink & Snow.
froggymitt

Mitt Romney’s French Connection

By Jim Wright What do you call a man who speaks multiple languages? A polyglot. What do you call a man who speaks two languages? Bilingual. What do you call a man who only speak one language – and poorly at that? An American. Goddamned right. There’s only one language worth knowing and that’s English American. Speak it loud, speak it [...]
Bachmanndrops

The Iowa Caucuses – Culling the Herd, One Mad Cow at a Time.

[Former candidate Michele Bachmann, with her husband Marcus (in pink shirt and tie) says farewell to the race. Photo by Chris Carlson/AP] Let’s do a quick Countdown of Crazy, and touch base with the best of the best of the Republican party and what they have to offer us in country leading potential. 6) Michele [...]
2011

Open Thread – Happy New Year!

For me, this pretty much sums it up. I never thought I’d be on the side of the one dousing the elderly with pepper spray, but… Go 2012! Wishing you all more love, directed energy, optimism, good work, health, and happiness for the new year.
2012

Open Thread – The End?

2012 is coming…
akengineering

Open Thread – Alaska Engineering

For those of you who may be a little challenged in the “fix it” department, please make sure to copy and keep handy this informative flowchart. Seems to work for everyone up here.
obamaxmascard

Palin and the Dog Days of Christmas

Why does Sarah Palin hate puppies? Apparently they have little to do with “faith, family and freedom.” Forget the whole “man’s best friend” thing, and that Fido actually means faithful, and Americans tend to like their family dogs.  As the black cat is to the wicked witches of legend, so the dog has become the [...]
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Open Thread – Malice in Wonderland

Looking for a fun and unique stocking stuffer for the progressive on your list? Here’s one to check out from the creators of Going Rouge: the Sarah Palin Coloring and Activity book, Julie Sigwart and Michael Stinson. From their website, which includes excerpts from the book: We rewrote the Lewis Carroll Victorian classic “Alice in Wonderland,” and [...]
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gravelrock

We Won! Alaska Takes Two of the Top Ten Most Bizarre Political Ads (video)

Are we really surprised that Alaska is overrepresented in anything having to do with bizarre politics? No, we are not. Inspired by the very strange Herman Cain ad, in which his campaign manager, as a finale, takes a nice deep drag off a half-smoked cigarette, followed by a cutaway to an extreme closeup of Herman [...]
bachmannpumpkin

Open Thread – GOPumpkins from AAAA! to ZZzzzz….

Well, I had good intentions. I was going to put up pictures of Jack O’Lanterns with the faces of each of the Republican candidates for President and make you pick which one was the scariest. But my little plan, as compelling as it was, fell short. Why? Because apparently, people who will carve pumpkins to [...]
geekoccupy

Open Thread – Occupy for Geeks

I got three or four good separate chuckles out of this one.