Weekend Round Up
13 03 2010
Palin’s still on the palm thing. At a speech in Orlando, she referenced yet again the infamous palm writing incident where she had to write the words “Energy, Tax Cuts, and Lift America’s Spirits” on her hand so she’d remember the three things she’d do if she were President of the United States. Palin the presidential wannabe described the incident by saying she was “busted for using a poor man’s TelePrompter,” and went on to elaborate, “I was just kicking it old school. It’s the way we used to do it.” Your assignment for the weekend is to find another human being who is closer to 50 than 40 who uses the phrase ”kicking it old school” without humiliating their children by trying to sound like one of them, and failing miserably.
She also told the audience to get a Bible and look up Isaiah 49:16, which reads, “Behold, I have inscribed you on the palms of My hands.” ”If writing on one’s palm was good enough for God, then it’s good enough for the rest of us,” she spake. Hmm. Drowning almost every living thing on Earth was good enough for God too. So was turning people into pillars of salt. And there was lots of smiting going on there for a while, if I remember correctly. Can we expect her to start striking people dead? The “it’s good enough for God so it’s good enough for me” defense might be interesting in a court of law.
Lookie! Uncle Ted (aka almost convicTED Stevens) is back! He popped out of his hidey hole today to make an announcement endorsing a bullet line to bring natural gas from Alaska to Alaska via an Alaskan route. Some might say he’s a bit late to that party. Republican gubernatorial candidate Bill Walker has been saying this since anyone can remember, and is running his campaign on that issue above all others. And AGIA takes another body blow. Will we have to fork over Palin’s half a billion dollars to exit the Trans Canada agreement after all? Stay tuned…
Across America, the thinking man’s answer to the Tea Party movement will be seeing gatherings springing up everywhere. Started by a very clever and impassioned Facebooker, the Coffee Party has a mission:
MISSION: The Coffee Party Movement gives voice to Americans who want to see cooperation in government. We recognize that the federal government is not the enemy of the people, but the expression of our collective will, and that we must participate in the democratic process in order to address the challenges that we face as Americans. As voters and grassroots volunteers, we will support leaders who work toward positive solutions, and hold accountable those who obstruct them.
***There’s a Coffee Party at 10am in Wasilla at the Metro Cafe, and one at 7pm in Anchorage at the Cafe del Mundo on Benson. Wherever you are, you can check for locations near you at Coffee Party USA.***
Good Wife Goes Rogue Rouge
On this week’s episode of “The Good Wife“ Going Rouge makes an appearance! A backwoods ballistic expert flirts with a lawyer and as part of his flirtation he sends her a lavishly gift-wrapped copy of Sarah Palin’s Going Rogue. She responds by sending him a copy of Going Rouge – An American Nightmare! I hear it got a great cover shot.
Congratulations, Senator Begich!
Congratulations to Senator Begich for landing a spot on the Senate Budget Committee! Nice!
Acknowledging his continuing efforts to address the federal budget deficit and growing debt, the Senate approved his appointment to a vacant seat on the Senate Budget Committee, effective Tuesday night. He joins the Budget Committee with a focus on fiscal responsibility. During his first year in office, he has supported the Senate’s adoption of “Pay-Go” rules, Congressional and Presidential efforts to establish a federal debt commission, a Presidential suspension of discretionary spending, and numerous initiatives promoting transparency and efficiency in government spending.
For He’s a Jolly Good Fellow
Today is the birthday of one of my favorite members of Congress – Alan Grayson. He is living, breathing proof that it is medically possible to be a registered Democrat and also have a spine. He appears to be no worse the wear for having this spine, and to show support for him, there’s an effort to get donations to his campaign. He’s 52 years old, so if you would like to send a symbolic $52 to his campaign, or any amount you see fit, click HERE. This guy is fighting the good fight every day, not only for members of his district, but for all of us. Last week he introduced a simple four-page bill to let all Americans buy into Medicare. It has 50 cosponsors already. You can support the bill at WeWantMedicare.com. And he’s even leading the GOP primary poll in which only Republicans in his district were surveyed! I guess everyone loves a spine.
It’s All Mine
Ah, the loophole. They always seem to find them, don’t they? Well there’s a loophole in George W. Bush’s 2002 Clean Water Act that allows mines to dump waste in America’s waters. But the good news is that the EPA has the authority to close the loophole. EarthWorks is organizing a call-in day on Monday, March 15 when concerned citizens will call the White House and urge action. This loophole is allowing the Kensington Mine near Juneau to destroy a freshwater lake by calling this mining waste “fill” and dumping it, untreated into the lake. It’s also allowing mountaintop removal coal mines to dump their waste into the streams of Appalachia.
So get ready to enter a new contact into your cell phone, or put it on your speed dial. It’s the White House! I think every American should have the White House on speed dial! 202-456-1414. Call it and ask your president to restore the Clean Water Act’s prohibition on dumping mining waste into clean water.
Categories : Alaska, Environment, Eye Rollery, Mark Begich, Numbskullery, Oil and Gas, Republicans, Sarah Palin, Strategery, Tomfoolery, Whackjobbery




















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