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[Icy]

As another way of introducing ourselves, here's a thread to list your top three....well, anything!  Here are some suggestions (but I'm sure you can come up with others):

My Top Three....

• Favorite.....movies, songs, actors, books, sports, politicians, desserts, jobs...
• Things I'm really good at doing
• Things I'd like to learn
• Hobbies
• Cars I've owned
• Places where I've lived the longest
• Questions I've always wanted answered
• Scariest experiences
• Most embarrassing moments

Post as many threesomes as you'd like!

[Deb the SwinePrincess]

Three Cars I've owned:

1973 Malibu with a 454 engine: the first car I bought by myself, it could pass anything but a gas station

1979 Chevette: I went from the Malibu to the Chevette!  Gas Crisis!

1999 Lexus Rx300: simply the best car I've ever owned -- too bad it was stolen.  When the Insurance Adjuster called and told me they'd found it, she asked if I wanted it back... it only had 5 bullet holes in it. I told her no I thought not.  Later a friend told me that bullet holes only add to your street cred and that there was a body shop in KCMO that was doing custom bullet holes in cars.  All I can say is "Wow."

[Icy]

My top three places I haven't been to, but would really like to visit:

1.  ALASKA!!!:  Jumped to the top of the list after meeting mudpuppies.

2.  Tibet:  One of the countries I've always wanted to visit...for the history, the customs, the religions, the people.

3.  Provence:  Food!

[Charcoal Sniper P.]

My top 3 favorite places I have been on Vacation

1) Paris, France
2) Saint Lucia
3) Newport R.I.

[K.R.]

I hope this becomes a popular thread. It's so nice to get to know everyone in a more personal way.
Here's 3 things from my personal life.

1. I have 4 daughters (one is step, which matters naught), and 5 grandkids.
2. I'm the second child of nine.
3. I'm a hooker.  ... of rugs. (I braid too)

[K.R.]

My top 3 favorite places I have been on Vacation

1) Paris, France
2) Saint Lucia
3) Newport R.I.

Newport is so BEAUTIFUL. My youngest daughter went to school at Salve. I fell in love with the place.

[Icy]

I'm biting the bullet here....and trusting y'all not to spread it around...

My 3 most embarrassing moments during business meetings:

1.  I was at a cocktail party...given in my honour because I'd just won the highest annual award from the corporation where I worked.  It was an award for Excellence, and all the corporate bigwigs were there to celebrate.  Very fancy, black tie event.  I wore a silk evening dress with some beading...very nice, all in ivory.

Went to the bar and got myself a fancy drink to celebrate...it was orangy and red with cherries and umbrellas.  Glass in hand, I looked around, thinking maybe I should do some "mingling".  Saw the C's (CEO, CFO, CIO, COO, you know, the C's) chatting together and decided I'd go and join in.

I walked towards them, turning this way and that, smiling and nodding at the nice people who were congratulating me....then....BAM!!!  There was a plate glass floor to ceiling window between me and the C's. 

Didn't shatter the glass ceiling....but sure as heck shattered the glass wall.  Never did get all those orange and red stains off my beautiful dress either.  Luckily the double black eyes went away after a few days.

2.  A business meeting...an important one....and I didn't want to be late.  Had to look my best, since I was going to be making a presentation on stage.  Had my breakfast with me in the car and sipped the coffee while rehearsing the speech in my mind.  Then....yup.....one slam on the brakes, and the coffee was all over my suit.

Noticed that I was near a shopping center....so drove in, parked and ran to Macy's.  In   "Women's Career Styles", I zipped through the racks, found something my size in black and ran to the dressing room to change.  Ran out, paid for the new suit, and got to the meeting just in time.

It wasn't until after lunch with the clients, when I was on my way back to the office, that I noticed I was sitting on something hard and bulky.  It was the anti-theft thingy that they'd forgotten to take off the skirt.  I'd been walking around on stage, mingling with important clients over lunch....all the while with that big, beige, plastic thing stuck to the back of my black skirt.  Sigh.

3.  At another lunch with important clients....at a new, chic, French restaurant....I excused myself to go to the Ladies' Room.  When I came out, noticed quite a few eyes following me as I walked back to the table.  "Must be looking good," I thought to myself.

Then I noticed, just when I was sitting down, that I'd left a trail of loo paper all the way back to the Ladies' Room.  The paper had stuck to the sole of my shoe and just rolled with me all the way.

There's more, but I'm giving myself a rest.

Some memories.....just hurt, ya know?

[Rubo]

3 things I like about myself

1.  I think a lot

2.  I read a lot

3.  I analyze a lot


3 things I dislike about myself

1.  I think too much

2.  I read too much

3.  I analyze too much


Good wolf, bad wolf you know ...   

[Icy]

lol, Rubo....excellent!

I love the good wolf/bad wolf story!  Used it in a Middle School class I taught....and it really helped the kids to grasp the idea....now they go around saying, "Which wolf are you feeding, man?"

[Snoskred]

My 3 favourite movies that involve a fictional president.

3. Independence Day
2. The American President
1. Air Force One

In The Line Of Fire would have been on the list if it featured more of the president.. it is more about the Secret Service. 

My 3 favourite Shakespeare related movies.

3. Hamlet (not just any Hamlet, this one with Kate Winslet)
2. Shakespeare In Love
1. Romeo + Juliet

If you're not familiar with these movies, I wrote a review of Romeo + Juliet on my blog. I wrote a review of Shakespeare In Love on my blog. And I highly recommend seeing them!

[TATFK]

Very cool thread..

How about
Me
Myself
I

Just kidding..
Since animals are my thing it would be hard to name only three..
so the top four in my life
Lobo..GS took me from childhood to womanhood
Lucky..Collie  taught me all about unswerving devotion
Bear...Rotti  All HEART
Magic...Bouvier  taught me that life really is about the MAGIC all around us..LIVE IN THE MOMENT

[Greytdog]

Three Dogs in Residence:  Pembroke Welsh Corgi, Greyhound, Retriever Mix who thinks he's a greyhound

Three Cats in Residence: They refuse to be catergorized and don't want to be disturbed thank you very much.

Three Movies: Gallipoli (brings home the horror and senselessness of war)
What Dreams May Come (love conquers all, even the gates of hell)
Harry Potter (ALL of them)

[Quince]

My three favorite words:

1. imbroglio

2.  mellifluous

3.  swashbuckling


My three least favorite words:

1.  crunch

2.  cranky

3.  pallin'

[Obamanos!]

Three favorite movies:

Roman Holiday
Elizabeth
Braveheart
(Hmmm, does one have a Queen complex?)

Three favorite red wines:
Opus
Cakebread
Joseph Phelps
(Can't afford any of them, so Sutter Home anyone?)

Three favorite names:
Caliche
Annabelle
Nigel
(Husband would only agree to pets with the names, not our children)
Oh, still waiting to name something Nigel

Three least favorite phrases:
....as a stinking corpse....
....those who would seek to destroy her....
....shore up jobs.....
dammit, three more....
....I've plowed through that door....
....got moose out of my Mom's freezer....
....whatever the people of Alaska....

[drinktomeonly]

Hi everybody!
I'm trying to make an effor to get involved and post rather than just lurk, so here goes!

3 things that I enjoy:

1. Eating/Cooking/Sharing meals with friends and family.
2. Reading. If I could read all day, I would. Anything. I'm constantly educating myself through what I read, no matter what it is.
3. Travel. Anywhere, Anytime. My latest interest and next major trip will be Norway.  I've always been a Norse history buff.

3 favorite movies:

1. Braveheart
2. Pathfinder (the  film about the classic Norse myth...not the urban film.)
3. Rocket Gibraltar

3 Palin-Sayin's that drive me batty

1. "tap into those hungry markets"
2. "Also too"
3. "that would seek to destroy America"

[Rubo]

3 Most favorite Things:

1.  Family meals eaten together

2.  Clean, fresh smelling clothes

3.  Intellectual conversations with a five year old


3 Least Favorite Things:

1.  Dishes

2.  Laundry

3.  Intellectual conversations with a five year old ... (gramma, is God like a ghost?)


sigh ... everything comes with a price!   

[Fresh Tracks]

Three favorite places:
Alaska
Yukon
NWT

[ira2]

Three favorite pets:

Bestdogever Ira Magnus, "My Love"
The Feline Empress Josephine, "My Precious"
Jasper Le Prince Des Chats, "Hey Princeling!"

Three favorite things about Minnesota:

Ummm... hmmm... lessee... ahhhmmmm... ok:
Snow
Winter
The mindboggling wealth of natural resources as seen by one who likes the idea of living off and with the land.

Three favorite books:

Men To Match My Mountains, by Irving Stone
Trail To North Star Gold, by Ella Lung Martinsen
The Silent Miaow, by Paul Gallico

Three wishes:

Find work that I can do to support myself
Fix up my house and life, and live rather than exist
See Palin disappear into the muck, to stay there forever

Three joys:

Napping with Ira on my right and Josie on my left
Eating, eating, eating. Also, eating.
Taking pictures of odd things and seeing how they turn out

Three obsessions:

Writing
Reading
Rambling

I'll shut up now 

[Jaime from Wasilla]

Three favorite foods:
Tuna melt on whole wheat
Thai Fresh Rolls
Dim Sum

Three favorite songs
Nature Boy by Nat King Cole
Body and Soul by The Manhattan Transfer
Am I Blue by Bette Midler

Three favorite Movies
Les Enfants Du Paradise
Moulin Rouge
Hair

Three favorite flowers
Showy Ladyslipper - Cypripedium reginae
Peony 'Bowl of Beauty'
Rose - 'Ingrid Bergman'

Three favorite desserts
Boccone Dolce
Dark Chocolate Ganache
Creme Brulee

[Steve]

Three joys:

Napping with Ira on my right and Josie on my left

A threesome right there.