The Biography of Sarah Palin By:Mudpuppies Unite!

Chapter MXLCDII Kissin' Kissinger and Zardari's Fatwad

So much so that, I didn't need it, but I got a huge briefing on Mr. Kissinger and President Zardari and President Karzai and President Uribe, told them just send me in and I won't blink, but some jerk with cue cards made me study for four days whenever I wasn't campaignin' but needin' to be ready to serve on day one.

Didja know that President Uribe isn't a muslim? Never would have guessed or maybe not based on his name, and still kind of suspect in my books, but oh well, I'm always tolerant of toleratin' types and he sure was tolerant, also. Discussed and, to me for a whole fifteen minutes and he told me his country was beautiful, but not much else, foreign policy experience also, and he doesn't know Putin with his rearing head in Alaska's airspace, but he's from a warmer hemisphere of influence with ignorance and Catholics, also.

Tolerable, as I was speakin' of, that Zardari is a cutie, although he got into some trouble at home apparently with his pastor because they thought we were flirtin', not that we weren't, that's the foreign policy game in my books and, you cannot just be sittin' down without preconditions, as the Maverick and Mr. Kissinger says also, fatwad is what politicians have to carry around for those wardrobe expenses, too, we are both married with multiple kids between us and he showed me a picture of his wife, also, but I couldn't see her face 'cause she was wearing a towel on her head, but they call it something else, I can't recall, yes I can, when I wear a towel on my head after a shower, it's a turban, but styled different, and I can't believe that those aides showed up on time for our meeting, if they'd been only five minutes later, I would a been wearing my heels, maybe underwear also, if the kids hadn't lost it all.

Mr. Kissinger, quite a sweetie god bless his heart, wonderin' how I managed it all, and sayin' I should read the Economist to get up to speed on world affairs, but I couldn't do that, and told him so, they endorsed a muslim for president more than once (and not just in America), and they use funny English, also, I think they may be socialists, know this because already readin' all the papers and this one sure seems like it might be pallin' around with terrorists with all their extensive coverage of world affairs in all the parts of the world with terrorists and terrorist sympathizers, too, the column "Lexington" is named after a terrorist revolutionary group from Massachusetts, just like Ted Kennedy, I bet they had them in Delaware too, with Joe the Biden, also.