Oh, the incessant chatter in this house!!

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[ira2]

My queendom for a bit of peace and quiet! Well, not really (need my queendom), but... jeez! Let me run by you the last five minutes in the kitchen:

"Hey, bread... hm, we could have pea soup with... wait, didn't we have that just -? Whenever. Uh, whatever. We could cut up those... how about - get the milk out! Don't stand there with the door open, all the cold will fall out! Oh jeez, you sound like your mother. Or would, if you'd grown up here. We never stood in front of the open fridge at home. Tiny fridge, how did Mama ever make do with that tiny thing. Cream cheese, and the rest of the salad. Haaaay, lookee, you got your ropie! Just rolling a cig, you don't like tobacco, trust me. Where's your sister? GOOD GOD WOMAN DON'T YOU EVER SHUT UP??? Hm... where's that... damn, towel? Napkin? What the hell is it called... can't ever remember. That floor needs cleaning, did you know?"

*Sigh*. Please somebody tell me that I'm not the only person living alone and talking to herself all the time. The excuse of "I'm just doing it to confuse the hell out of the aliens" really only goes so far (especially if you don't believe in aliens).

Feel free to share your own - whatever you call the little weird things you do. If you do them, that is.

[TRConnie]

LOLLLLLLLLLL

The difference is it's my incessant chatter which is much more palatable than some other people's.

My biggest regret about living alone is that I can no longer attribute the accumulation of junk on the kitchen table to someone else.  Thus, I loudly and sternly scold myself frequently as junk on the table is one of my pet peeves.

Connie

[The Mad Hatter]

I have caught myself saying very odd things to myself at times. Most often this is a running conversation that I'm having in my head, the last sentence of which I say out loud (and very occasionally in a public place). The end result is often quite startling...