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« Reply #120 on: August 19, 2009, 04:42:20 pm »
I have no idea whether this website is a satire or a real business: http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/Home_Page.html
"The next best thing to pet salvation in a Post Rapture World" 
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You've committed your life to Jesus. You know you're saved.  But when the Rapture comes what's to become of your loving pets who are left behind?   Eternal Earth-Bound Pets takes that burden off your mind.
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« Reply #121 on: August 19, 2009, 05:05:35 pm »
I think that is hysterical, Lani, and I hope they make a lot of money.  Wink
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« Reply #122 on: August 19, 2009, 05:13:11 pm »
 LOL  Check out the contract and the fine print!
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« Reply #123 on: August 19, 2009, 08:10:51 pm »
 LOL LOL LOL

I hate to say it, but given what's going on in this country, I do believe there are enough stupid people in this country for that company to make a mint.
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« Reply #124 on: August 24, 2009, 02:18:34 am »
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Comedian Dan Antopolski has won a prize for the funniest joke of this year's Edinburgh Fringe.  The funnyman, who has previously been nominated for the Perrier award, picked up the trophy from TV channel Dave.   Nine comedy critics sat through thousands of jokes before choosing 27 for viewers to vote on. 
The winning joke was a one-liner from 36-year-old Antopolski's show Silent But Deadly - "Hedgehogs. Why can't they just share the hedge?"


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/edinburgh_and_east/8216991.stm
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« Reply #125 on: August 24, 2009, 06:12:14 am »
 LOL LOL LOL Siren,  Thanks.

I think that's a worthy winner.  The next best in my present mood is #5.

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Jack Whitehall - I'm sure wherever my dad is; he's looking down on us. He's not dead, just very condescending.

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« Reply #126 on: September 05, 2009, 10:20:32 am »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-TxebxUD54

Funny Talking Animals - Walk On The Wild Side - Episode One Preview - BBC One
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« Reply #127 on: September 05, 2009, 12:06:41 pm »
Cripes I about wet myself a time or two watching that one, siren!  I liked the puffins best! LOL
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« Reply #128 on: September 05, 2009, 02:09:58 pm »
Loved it. Thanks Siren.  LOL
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« Reply #129 on: September 05, 2009, 02:55:34 pm »
OOOO I needed that!  (I will never look at an owl the same again)
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« Reply #130 on: September 05, 2009, 03:33:16 pm »
 LOL

Liked the owls!
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« Reply #131 on: September 05, 2009, 10:29:30 pm »
I caught the final episode in the series yesterday (I'd missed all the others) - it was so funny - there was a rasta moose.   Smiley

I'll keep checking on YouTube for that clip and any others that might surface.
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« Reply #132 on: September 09, 2009, 09:52:55 am »
I found this while surfing through Boing Boing.  It made me laugh.

Clement Freud's Funniest Joke
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From Flora Thompson's "Lark Rise to Candleford" "A little later, remembering man's earthly origin, "dust thou art and to dust thou shalt return," they liked to fancy themselves bubbles of earth. When alone in the fields, with no one to see them, they would hop, skip, and jump, touching the ground as lightly as possible... and crying, "We are bubbles of earth! Bubbles of earth! Bubbles of Earth!" "
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« Reply #133 on: September 09, 2009, 10:57:16 am »
Thought the Clement Freud joke was great !  I loved listening to him on a BBC Radio 4 programme called 'Just a Minute', where panellists had to talk on a topic for one minute without hesitation, repetition or deviation.   

Here's the first part of episode 1 of Walk on the Wild side - looks like all episodes will be available via the magic of Youtube.  reindeer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bT_C_V48QU&feature=PlayList&p=8B239AFFAF6FF3A8&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=28
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« Reply #134 on: September 18, 2009, 11:08:21 am »
The Highs And Lows Of Male Adolescence

This about says it all, at least as I remember it.  LOL
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From Flora Thompson's "Lark Rise to Candleford" "A little later, remembering man's earthly origin, "dust thou art and to dust thou shalt return," they liked to fancy themselves bubbles of earth. When alone in the fields, with no one to see them, they would hop, skip, and jump, touching the ground as lightly as possible... and crying, "We are bubbles of earth! Bubbles of earth! Bubbles of Earth!" "
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« Reply #135 on: September 24, 2009, 12:22:12 pm »
This one is for our professional scam busters!  LOL

The Hobbit 419
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From Flora Thompson's "Lark Rise to Candleford" "A little later, remembering man's earthly origin, "dust thou art and to dust thou shalt return," they liked to fancy themselves bubbles of earth. When alone in the fields, with no one to see them, they would hop, skip, and jump, touching the ground as lightly as possible... and crying, "We are bubbles of earth! Bubbles of earth! Bubbles of Earth!" "
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« Reply #136 on: September 25, 2009, 09:10:19 am »
For fans of Simon's Cat.  Smiley

http://www.simonscat.com/competition.html
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« Reply #137 on: September 25, 2009, 10:39:01 am »
Jaime and Siren brilliant stuff.   LOL LOL


P.S.  I just caught up with Clement Freud's Funniest Joke - hysterical.
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« Reply #138 on: September 25, 2009, 05:50:22 pm »
Quote from: Forty Watt on September 25, 2009, 10:39:01 am
Jaime and Siren brilliant stuff.   LOL LOL


P.S.  I just caught up with Clement Freud's Funniest Joke - hysterical.

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« Reply #139 on: September 29, 2009, 01:31:40 am »
Simon's Cat ' Hot Spot'  reindeer
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