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Mudflix – Whose Books Would Chicagoans Ban? (You’ll Never Guess)

OK, just to be clear, we here at The Mudflats totally heart the first amendment. It’s actually one of our favorite ones. We would never want to sound like we wanted to limit speech, or squelch the marketplace of ideas, no matter how mind-numbing, head-banging, or downright painfully idiotic those “ideas” may be. That said [...]
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Alaska Grown vs Made In China

The past two budgets have included $84 million for a bridge…to somewhere in Alaska. Senators Wielechowski and French have written a letter to the Alaska Railroad with some concerns. ANCHORAGE- Today, Senators Bill Wielechowski and Hollis French are calling on Alaska Railroad officials to ensure steel products made only in America are used to build [...]
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Locked Up or Locked Out?

Want to see the Arctic Ocean? Just start driving the Haul Road north of Fairbanks. You’ll pass through miles and miles of rugged, beautiful, unfenced land. The road is rough and there aren’t many amenities like gas stations, toilets or cell service. And before you make it to the ocean, there’s one other complication: the [...]
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Norway’s Lessons Are Alaska’s To Learn

Alaskans are a bunch of people who want to be around a bunch of people who don’t want to be around a bunch of people. By Shannyn Moore I once saw a bush pilot restart his plane with the gum wrapper off a piece of Big Red. I asked him if it would work. He [...]
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Liberally Loving Alaska

Last week a woman called my radio station. She squealed at my producer, “Who is this woman? She sounds like a LIBERAL!” There is a good reason I sound like a liberal: I am. And the caller would be surprised to learn that this puts me right in step with the history and the foundation [...]
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Sarah Palin Brings Cookies – The Sequel

Streeeeetch….. streeetch your minds back, Mudflatters.  It’s February of 2009, and Sarah Palin wings her way to the remote village of Russian Mission to address the problems of the food/fuel crisis that was causing rural residents to have to choose between heating their homes and feeding their families.  Palin’s solution?  No, not a state of [...]
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Eye Roll Gate? Palin Says ‘Don’t Believe Your Lyin Eyes.’

Yes, it has come to this.  Sarah Palin has shown herself once again absolutely unable to let anything pass. She visited the fabulous fishing town of Homer Alaska this weekend. If she were a fish, she’d be an easy catch.  Shiny lure?  Night crawler? Minnow? Egg-sucking leech?  Piece of bologna?  Herring?  Banana?  Doesn’t matter.  She’ll snap [...]
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Open Thread: “Your” Not A Good Speller

When driving in the rain is getting tiresome, try to follow a politically misguided neighbor. I haven’t seen many Mark Begich stickers, pro or con. This was a first. I’m pretty sure this guy didn’t vote for Mark after seeing the other side of his bumper and a grammar check. I’d like a sticker that [...]
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Happy Independence Day…But We’re NOT!

My last two 4th of July’s have been challenging. Two years ago I lost my radio show. It was the best thing that could have happened, though it didn’t feel like it for at least three days.  I’ve recovered. Last year Sarah Palin threatened to sue me. She didn’t. She just wanted me to “Sit [...]
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More facts about the Palin Legal Defense Saga

Jeanne did a great overview of yesterday’s press conference and the ensuing report from Independent Counsel Tim Petumenos on the illegality of Palin’s Alaska Fund Trust.  Of course, now the hamsters running the Palin spin machine are all running their furry little butts off and some amazing lies are being tossed out there as if [...]
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Palin’s Phoney, “Call Me!” Offer

Sarah has a new blog entry. You’ll need a pair of chest waders and a barf bag to get through it. Blasting the president for not taking control of a free-market corporation reveals frayed tea bag credentials: These decisions and the resulting spill have shaken the public’s confidence in the ability to safely drill. Unless [...]
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Memorial Day in Anchorage–Faux pas or Freudian Slip?

  Sometimes, one just needs to show up to get a story.  On a really good day, one can show up and get several. I attended the Anchorage Memorial Day Ceremony at the Veterans Memorial downtown at Delaney Park…a multiple-block strip of park land that Anchorageites logically call “The Park Strip.”  Not only is attending the [...]
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Pennsylvania Tilts Left. Kentucky Turns Out.

  OK, so a Republican lost in a Democratic primary.  We can still enjoy it, right? I prefer to look at it as an entrenched politician with tons of name recognition and money got the boot in favor of a real progressive. See how much better that sounds? Arlen Specter (R) (D) just lost to [...]
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To Catch a Palinista.

If you’re trying to attract chickadees, sunflower seeds work really well. If you’re trying to catch a trout, you might try salmon eggs. What sort of shiny object or tasty treat would you use to lure a pack of hideously racist, homophobic, hate-filled whack jobs?  Let’s look it up. (flipping through my copy of ‘Homophobic [...]

Chop Baby, Chop! Palin’s First Campaign Speech.

I’d like to thank a very special “Boots on the Ground” reporter and friend, Mudflatter Geoffrey Dunn.  Dunn is finishing up a well-researched book due out this summer titled “The Lies of Sarah Palin.”  He’s having a hard time not making this a three-volume set.  He told me he’d call in a report after seeing Palin’s [...]