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President Trump Wants Palin in Cabinet

I’d like Sarah Palin to be in a cabinet too – preferably one that is soundproof. But, we don’t always get what we want.

Loudmouth fake political celebrity, and bad hairpiece-wearing reality TV star Donald Trump is running for office. And he’d love to have loudmouth fake political celebrity, and bad hairpiece-wearing reality TV star Sarah Palin in his cabinet in the unlikely event he is elected President of the United States.

When you think about it, it’s really amazing these two haven’t connected long before now. I mean, ok, there was that awkward first date where they both ate pizza with a fork in New York City as the entire NY Tri-State Area cringed. But a political dating service would have matched the two immediately for a potential long-term relationship. P-Harmony.



Other than the obvious similarities, (“You don’t know when to shut up? I don’t know when to shut up either!” <3

“You love offending people? OMG, me too!”) Trump has some reasons for his first major administrative announcement, proving his critics wrong and demonstrating his measured decision making ability in matters of national importance.

Who will be with President Trump as he plans to steer the ship of state? Why choose Sarah Palin after she capsized the one piloted by John McCain? (You know, the John McCain whom Trump said wasn’t a war hero. Because war heroes don’t get captured. We like the un-captured ones. Not those losers who get captured. They’re doing it wrong.) Let’s listen…

“Because she really is somebody who knows what’s happening and she’s a special person, she’s really a special person, and I think people know that.”

Not only is she a special person, she’s “really” a special person. A person who knows what’s happening. A really special person who knows what’s happening.

I’m thinking… Secretary of State?

“Everybody loves her,” he went on to add during an interview on “Mama Grizzly Radio,” with a brave dismissal of facts to the contrary which can only be described as “Palinesque.”

Voters “like the Sarah Palin kind of strength, you just don’t see very much of it anymore,” he said, but didn’t elaborate on that, leaving us to wonder which feat of strength he may have meant. Twisting the English language into shapes that make it scream for mercy? The iron spine necessary to quit the governorship half way into her first term? The brass cojones to defend her drunken offspring when they punch people in the face? You really don’t see much of that anymore. Unless of course it’s from Palin herself who (if that’s your definition) is basically like the strong man at the circus.


Despite her home state’s disdain for the ex-half governor, they seem to be all about her brother from another mother. Trump is currently the GOP frontrunner in Alaska. And what happens when someone whose predominant skill is firing people for a living teams up with someone whose predominant skill is quitting? I don’t know what it will be called yet, but Alaska could use a 23rd reality show.



27 Responses to “President Trump Wants Palin in Cabinet”
  1. Dagian says:

    Hey – does anyone know if the Lab, Jill, is still viable? I don’t suppose they have actually sent the dog trained away to be a REAL therapy dog, have they?

    Also, whatever happened to the lovely Newfoundland that Bristol purchased at one time? Is the dog still with the ex-boyfriend, at home with the Palin family, or did she dump it?

  2. Winski says:

    Hey Mud.. I thought you and Shannyn sealed shut the flow from BS Mountain that was a direct link from the Monkey Queen to her minions…??? We (ALL your followers) can crank up this thread in a rush if you guys are ready to jump in and bury this loon once and for all… Your call.

  3. juneaudream says:

    This former story..goes right along with the cnn article..climate deniers from Woodward, county. I did a quick ‘educational level’..of that state..and the county. Sigh..ya guessed it..after the elemen. fun of gathering tadpoles, learning what loaf o’white bread will be cheapest..the interest in school eddy-u-cation..drops off..right quick. Do a ..explains why..they can deny changes. Good folk, salt of the earth..but..protect what the rest of us..need to do.. Their grandkids..will have figured it out..but these good is..really NOT..their fault..

  4. Diane says:

    Palin and T-rump???
    How will the RW religious right take to the twice married trump who is not religious? Will they support him?
    And if they shun him and palin was associated with him will she be affected by this?

    I sure hope so!!!!

  5. Alaska Pi says:

    Oh thank you ms Jeanne!
    I haven’t had an AKM induced guffaw for far too long and this made for giggles, chortles, chuckles, and out loud guffaws.
    Mr Trump is such a dud.. and whatzername? Well… Pffft! on whatzername

  6. mike from iowa says:

    The grifter’s acceptance speech- “For just a quarter more,we’ll super size your tax breaks,Mr koch bros.”

  7. juneaudream says:

    May everyones the New Zealand school..who presented..the powerful HAKA..for a teacher..who had passed away…a few days ago. Let us..cheer..those who much in life..and not be slowed down.. by the tawdry, people-types. Just because we can see the the top of this article..does not mean..they ..matter in the least.

  8. labman57 says:

    Perhaps Trump will eliminate the appointed post of “Press Secretary” and replace it with “Secretary of the Department of Refudiation” with Palin — perfect job for the ‘Whining Wannabe from Wasilla’.

  9. Bonnie says:

    Carol Davis has the perfect slogan.

  10. slipstream says:

    This is a brilliant move! After Sarah Palin energized the base, leading to the election of John McCain in a landslide, think of what a boost she will give to that nice Mr. Trump!

    Mr. Trump should get the entire Palin family on stage with him while Bristol is still pregnant, and talk about the White House wedding! And maybe Levi!

  11. Bubbles says:

    Is the Trumpet going to put her I his Babe cabinet? The one with the rest of the dummies?

  12. mike from iowa says:

    She’s just right for Ministry of Moose Chili, Short and it kinda rhymes. Like Palin with flailin’ or failin’.

  13. William Fulton says:

    Ohh fuck me

    its like cancer you do everything to kill it and yet it just comes back and makes another festering tumor

    well that will give him the christian celiphate better know as the religious right

  14. moose pucky says:

    Keep on trumpin’, Donald. And Go Hillary.

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